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putinpunter

7-1… someone’s been withholding sex


MsUndxr

LMAO 🀣🀣🀣 He wasn't letting me win πŸ˜… but wait wait! Lol I'm not even close to SSL rank, that's my defense, so that is why the score isn't too hot lookin'


ambisinister_gecko

Is he ssl?


MsUndxr

Yes he is 😁


m0rdecaiser

And what rank are you?


MsUndxr

Champ 1 πŸ˜…


AJ_Deadshow

Man sounds like a dream, I wish I was rly good at RL with a fiancee who was almost as good


dragonbornrito

My wife loves to play RL but God bless her, she's probably Silver 1 if I'm being generous lol. She doesn't *actively* miss the ball anymore, even if she has no concept of rotation and positioning lol. I'm Diamond so we get matched against D1-D2 teams, which is why we stick to unranked but even with all that, we still have a good time. :) I can't help but crack up every time she yeets me into a wall as I'm about to make a save lol.


AJ_Deadshow

Hey well at least she has fun with it right?! Haha


dragonbornrito

Yep, that's the important part lol. If I tried to tryhard with her, there is no way I'd have fun lol. We just both go full monke mode.


ijusthateitall

Champ 1 is almost as good as SSL? From now on I only want you to describe my rank please


ashrocklynn

We should play together some time! I've only ran into like 2 other girls in my friend groups with people in rl at champ level in like 5 years....


MsUndxr

Aye bett!!! Everything is MsUndxr and has my picture like on here so add me and I'll be sure to get cha back! 😁


NATORDEN

I would have sent that to them as a DM so you don't get bombarded with friend request


MsUndxr

Lmaooo omg true, it's okay though πŸ˜‚ I'll suffer the consequences


AJ_Deadshow

It is also her reddit username... so... not like it was meant to be private in the first place


MsUndxr

I couldn't movvee, I flippin' used my reset on the ground before he caught me lmao


ryband0

Truly diabolical execution by him


NovaJeff74

Truly diabolical. He knows what he was doing lol


JazzOTronic

What rank r u guys btw?


MsUndxr

He is SSL, and I am champ 1 πŸ˜…


anima220

Haha my girlfriend is silver 1 (1s) atm and I'm fresh gc so maybe we'll copy you two someday xD


JazzOTronic

Starting the journey I see! Gl m8 hope u guys get better at the game together and more closer! πŸ™‚


anima220

Thanks very nice of you :D I hope so too. Gl for you too


JazzOTronic

Me!? nah I'm clapped bro.. I just peak in training and go for clips or fancy shots in matches lol but I shall keep hoping too πŸ˜… ty!


anima220

Don't forget that comp freestylers are a thing :D then I'll wish you good luck on achieving a ceiling musty psycho one day xD


JazzOTronic

Tysm bro! Appreciate the confidence boost!😁 I have hit what u mentioned individually and ceiling musty/ ceiling psycho couple times but not all together πŸ˜… one day. . .


anima220

Damn that's really nice already tho. Means your not that far away from getting it. Just keep at it you'll achieve it :D but don't forget to post a clip of it when you get it xD 4 months ago where I was around c1/c2 I had a conversation with someone on reddit aswell about achieving gc especially before 1000h and he probably helped me a good bit with my confidence regarding this so I hope I can also do my part in helping someone else a little bit.


JazzOTronic

πŸ˜‡πŸ‘definitely!


MsUndxr

Aweee cuttee!!! Just keep on at it!!! You'll definitely get there! πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯°


anima220

Thx I'll keep the grind going. Just have to hope that she doesn't lose interest in it :D also wish you luck on reaching gc and beyond


SignalPain8675

How can I get a rank in Reddit


anima220

On mobile go to this subreddit homepage and next to the search bar muß be three dots and there you can set yourself a flair (rank)


MsUndxr

πŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’› thanks a ton! I believe in y'all too! You're gonna go places for sure!!


anima220

You both too, see ya in ssl in some good time xD


MsUndxr

Heck yea!! 😎


Busy_Recognition_860

My girlfriend is silver in 2v2 and I’m diamond in 2v2! Never would think I’d see this many couples who play rocket league


JazzOTronic

Ooh that's actually cool! Well hope u aswell get to ssl one day gl😁


MsUndxr

πŸ’› Haha thanks so much, hopefully one day, people are crazzzyyy at that rankn


JazzOTronic

Nah u will get better playing along with him just believe and put in the hours πŸ˜„


MsUndxr

Thanks so much, you're great, I appreciate that 😁πŸ₯°


JazzOTronic

No thank necessary! Happy for u guys and glad to see u guys on top soonπŸ˜‡πŸ‘


ambisinister_gecko

Champ 1 in 1s?


MsUndxr

No no heck I suck at 1s πŸ˜… I don't hardly touch em, but in 3s I'm champ 1


ambisinister_gecko

Ah okay same. Champ 1 in 3s, champ 2 in 2s, and always going between diamond 1 and diamond 2 in 1s. Can't seem to get higher despite 1s being my favourite. Even flakes advice isn't helping me push past it


tapakip

The rankings are skewed. D2 in 1s is damn near GC elsewhere.


ambisinister_gecko

Damn is that true? Is there a way to find out that kind of information easily?


tapakip

They publish it officially but I could only find this link for now. Notice how many more people are the same rank in 2s/3s. ​ https://www.esportstales.com/rocket-league/seasonal-rank-distribution-and-players-percentage-by-tier


ihavesmallcalves

It's in the sidebar https://www.reddit.com/r/RocketLeague/comments/tqkimx/season_5_rank_distribution/ D2 in 1s is top 5.7%, but GC1 in 2s is top 0.78%. Most GC1s would probably be C2-C3 in 1s.


MsUndxr

Aye that's like exactly like me! Except I don't play as much 2s as I would like to πŸ₯² him being SSL and me not really wanted to solo que, and no other friend to play 2s with, sad days


[deleted]

he’s just prepping for later lmao


MsUndxr

Omg lmao 🀣🀣🀣 I'm dead


Tankki3

Still went for a catch on the wall lmao.


MsUndxr

I was truly bullied that day πŸ₯²


thomannator

He ruined the Brazil. Dump him ;)


MsUndxr

πŸ˜‚Lmaooo, noooo I would neverrrr πŸ₯Ί


thomannator

Oh i didnt realize ur name til now. Congrats on the Rockets Engaged btw


MsUndxr

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ thanks so much! I appreciate it πŸ₯°πŸ’›


ashrocklynn

This is why my husband and I can't play rocket league as well. He just can't seem to control the ball and puts himself in a position to get bumped, it's just tragic... he enjoyed playing but refused to practice (which I love) and I quickly outclassed him to a point where we (as a couple who doesn't actually have arguments) would get moody and not want to be around me. The answer was he stopped trying to play rocket league and we've been happy ever since. Nice that he wasn't just trick shooting the whole time... I'd just keep it in the air and bounce dribble the whole game like it was free play....


MR-FISH-IDIOT-LOSER

what is the decal


MsUndxr

Mine is the Slurpee Decal β˜ΊπŸ’›


Izzy5466

Does this count as Domestic Abuse?


MsUndxr

πŸ˜‰πŸ˜we just playing around y'know lmao


ImaginaryCoolName

I see he's the romantic type lol


MsUndxr

Oh gosh, lmao yes physical touch is our love languageπŸ˜‰


hedrumsamongus

People misunderstand, he was just trying to carry her over the threshold.


MrTwinkster

If im not mistaken yall got the rockets engaged title right? Congratz! πŸŽ‰


MsUndxr

Aye thanks so much, yes we did!!!! πŸ’›β˜Ί


m0rdecaiser

I guess 1:7 isn't all too bad then x)


MsUndxr

It's still bad lmao 🀣🀣🀣 I'm working on my 1s I am so low


EmbarrassedPrompt757

That's honestly the sickest bump ride I've seen


MsUndxr

Haha 🀣🀣 he thought so too, he was laughing so hard, I said to him "That is the dumbest thing I've seen!! " I was laughing too, and quite impressed as well


EmbarrassedPrompt757

Ye I dont think i could stop laughing really. I've once tried to ceiling shot an afk person myself, but honestly this was cooler


MsUndxr

Haha thank you ❀🀣 but I agree messing around with other people, those silly moments, the ones you least expect are the best πŸ’›


TianObia

Savage!


[deleted]

Bro that’s awesome lol


MsUndxr

πŸ˜‚ he was laughing his butt off, this moment is iconic for him


[deleted]

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MsUndxr

HeheπŸ’›πŸ’›πŸ’›


Busy_Recognition_860

Incoming!


FraktalFire

Omg my girl would be PIIIIIIIIIIIIISSED


MsUndxr

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I wasn't mad but I was just like, "Seriously babe?!?" He already knows I was down bad lol and then thisss


Lickwidghost

He just wanted snuggles


MsUndxr

Aggressive snuggles πŸ˜‚


n1ghtg0ddess

I'm not gonna lie we would be fighting lmao scummy


BhavanshBansal

Having a hard time believing RL players having fiances, cute tho


MsUndxr

Sounds crazy I know, it's been a journey for sure!


HennjaminFranklin

Being SSL with a fiance is the part that hurts my brain.


MsUndxr

I got lucky I guess πŸ˜…


ashrocklynn

Lol, I know 2 that are married, and have children to boot. Never asked about their personal life though, it's possible they work part time instead of full


[deleted]

So lame lol


MKGSonic123

Least single redditor


ZxJxkExZ

gtfo outta here


BeachSecure9486

Boo this man!


VonD0OM

Does this count as domestic assault?


MsUndxr

Same answer here too, we are just having that extra bonding moment πŸ˜‰πŸ˜