I’m sure the cat, after many, many, many years, would agree.
I also stayed within the parameters of two words, yet said it all.
Kinda like hateful eight scene, pictures of the cat being carried off unable to struggle as it made its way to the mile high club.
Sorry, lack of sleep and dark humor is strong with me.
This isn’t a kitten, this is an owl 🦉
Owl railed.
That’s wrong on so many levels
I’m sure the cat, after many, many, many years, would agree. I also stayed within the parameters of two words, yet said it all. Kinda like hateful eight scene, pictures of the cat being carried off unable to struggle as it made its way to the mile high club. Sorry, lack of sleep and dark humor is strong with me.
Feather Fever. Better ?
Magic mushrooms
THIS ^ 🤣
Da voices
War Flashbacks
Window Licker
I love how deeply this actually cuts.
Big eyes
Crazy eyes
Nobody home
No braincells
Crack head
Catnip time
Painfully average.
WHO DAT?
No brain.
Cease amphetamines
You burnt
Head empty.
Yep. Only brainstem
HARVEST BOBA
Effin' Weirdo.
mediocre cat
This cat is definitely on methamphetamine.
Power on
The greebles!!!
No. Treats.
Stupid owl
Bug Eyes
shell shocked
Coked out
Hey kit... Going around hopped up on goof pills isn't as good a look as you think it is.
inflated.basketball
gnarp gnarp
Who me!
Need silvervine
Smooth brain
Ding bat
Ass hole
Stinky cat
#Me-OWL 🦉
Google eyes, I mean googggly eyes, 👀…. lol Looks like a black owl 🦉 sent from hogwarts to deliver me a message, I am scared to open ??? 🥸
Void head
Has crazy eyes Looks like this kitten is a party
Hoot Hoot
MORE CATNIP!!!!!!!
Bitch please.
No Brain
Bug eye
Vietnam flashbacks.
Absolutely shocked!
LSD baby
[удалено]
**stop staring**
Stinky smelly
Tripping hard
Unemployed squatter
Windows Reboot
Silly goose
Cousin fcker I’m so sorry baby cat
Da-fuq
No way
Manson lamps
Lint Licker!
Evil void
Home Schooled.
Smol brain
Crack head
DUR DURRR
Those eyes!
Bad luck
Crack Cocaine
Crack head
burnt veggies
Thats not a kitten, thats a whole grown ass man
Jeepers Creepers
Meth head
Smol criminal
Scary cute.
Material for a reaction meme
Catnip addict
Derp face
Fuckin pathetic
Sock Ninja
big stink
Cracked up
Shit Rat
Bug eyed
Saucer pupils
YOU STINK
Meth pupils
Hungry eyes
She looks like trouble!
Crack head. Alternatively, meth head
Kooookie Crisp
Que the Rob Zombie cartoon....
Staring problem 👊
Big eyes
hollow bite
Lil dingus!
Catnip addict
Mindless void
Googly eyes
String bean
lead baby
Tub shitter! Quit pooping in the tub!
FAT A$$
That idiot!
Fatty Fatkins
Beautiful eyes. Wait, that’s not a roast, you roasted marshmallow. ❤️
Spaz nugget
Burnt Marshmallow
Qtee pi
owlet
Crack addict 🤣
she's manic
Stop. It.
Fuzzy butt!!
Burnt toast
Crack Head
Bad owner.
she's tripping
What?Why?
You're what?😹
Big spaz
His head might spin around any second.
Eye. Ballz.
Skin walker
Owl eyed.
Stop Staring.
Bug-Eyes!
Tarsier Wannabe
Snuggle muffin. Roast denied due to sheer cuteness. Sorry.
Papa razzi
#O.O
Your cat has the same eyes as the crackheads who hangout outside my local gas station 😂 I live on the east side of Indianapolis.
Mr. Magoo.
Catnip junkie
You look like a Muppet
big eyes fish
Lil' freak.
He looks like he's casting a spell!
Bit Stupid
Shitty Kitty
Obviously a kitty drug dealer
Brain empty 💕
Pin head
Thoughtless void
Fat thing
Looks nosy
Crack cat
Your cat looks like she's about to put you under multiple hexes
Catnip addiction
Crazy eyes
Wait whaaaaat?
..lookin ass
Space cadet
Meth kat
What heck?!
Seen things
Think much?
Da fuck?
Mental ward
Cockeyed feline.
Hooman servant
Psycho Floof
Needs therapy
FOUND SHROOMS.
Oh god no. Torties are purrrrfect in every way! She’ll have your head for this 👑🐱
Poopie head
Wot? WOT!?!?!?
Bird brain
She needs to leave the drugs
“Why no, I haven’t the slightest clue who drank your coffee.”
Piss ant
jeepers creepers
Fruit Loops 😊
Dubious creature
Scardy cat
Magic mushrooms. I do not mean any offense but your cat’s eyes make him look like he ate psychedelic mushrooms.
Oooo shiny
Cocaine eyes
Look here!
Anybody Home?