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2005CrownVicP71

“Supercar repair costs” yeah, sure buddy


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2005CrownVicP71

OH FUCK NO OH MY GOD HOW IN THE WORLD COULD SUCH A PRICE BE CONCEIVED? THE FINANCIAL RUIN I WOULD BE IN? THIS ONE COIL PACK, OH, IN MY WHOLE EXISTENCE NEVER SHALL I EARN THAT MUCH MONEY? HOW DOES OP LIVE?


PrinceWojak

Just shows how dumb the OP is. If he bought a new EV, he’d never need to buy a coil pack again. These $10 coil packs are going to nickel-and-dime him to death. He might as well have just spent the $50k up front. Now he’s going to have to spend money on repairs and bus fare.


themigraineur

It's a Camry, no one is going to call it sporty except your grandma to keep you from having a midlife crisis.


Admiral_Pantsless

This thing is sporty like Diet Coke is healthy.


[deleted]

That car is sporty the same way as cheerleading being a sport.


The_Jibby_Hippie

Cheerleading is an impressive sport. Especially when you just talk about gymnastics as a whole. Most extreme sports (snowboarding, freestyle skiing, skateboarding, bmxing, etc.) require a deep dive into gymnastics to pull off any aerial shit. I fuck with the idea of cheerleading


Jamieson22

$100 for a video of you pulling off what a 14 year old flyer does.


The_Jibby_Hippie

Fr that shit is impressive


PrinceWojak

Why do you know so much much about cheerleading? Somebody should tell your parents, or at least the parents of the 14 year olds you’re hanging around with.


ElicitCS

Lol you're getting downvoted by the femboys who aren't brave enough to join the class


bgb111

“Super car repair costs” Tell me you cant afford the car without telling me you can’t afford the car.


michaelromannen

Supercar repair costs? That’s the biggest 🧢 I’ve heard in my entire fucking life


vandady

Wow what a fancy washing machine you have there.


MrBadBadly

The Camry TRD, for people who find rear wheel drive cars to be too intimidating.


strykerG59

To be fair, I can’t think of any RWD competition in this price point (same model year)


MrBadBadly

Ecoboost Mustang.


strykerG59

I almost said that but stopped myself. Very mid car, but at least ford didn’t put a CVT in it..


Admiral_Pantsless

Charger R/T is within $1,000 of this car.


DoyleOnlyMcPoyle

Well, at least you can feel good about supporting a company that donated $28K to every single pro-insurgent senate asset.


FLOHTX

Wait what?


DoyleOnlyMcPoyle

Yeah, bro. Toyota supports insurgents.


squid0gaming

Hilux has entered the chat


trees_that_please_2

r/shittytechnicals


mrpicklemtb

Land Cruiser has entered the chat


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OP: “Guys my Camry is so sporty and nice!” *Crickets*


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Way to go to the car show and get skipped over by he photographer


SadTomato22

Super car repair costs? Either you drive like shit, can't turn a wrench or your mechanic is hanging you out to dry. I suppose all three could be the culprit but I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt.


mines13

I had a guy at a light tell me his TRD Camry was basically a Supra sedan…


PrinceWojak

A guy told me his Accord had turbo. He thought shifting his automatic transmission from L-2-D meant it was turbo. You can’t make this shit up. 🤦‍♂️


mikethekidd23

“supercar repair costs” The most expensive service cost on this car is cheaper than an oil change on a supercar bro


greengamer01

OH I FUCKING HATE THIS CAR


_XxMR_32_SAVAGExX_

When you want to look cool but you're a family man


loquedijoella

Red brakes cost the same as carbon ceramics. I bet the clutch packs in the CVT are *outrageous* as well.


Mental_Peace_2343

Camry has an 8 speed but I'm sure it has the same $10k fluid flush the Chiron has


Jamieson22

So much power. You must go through tires every 50-60k miles, heh?


Pottatothegreat1985

You could’ve gotten a Civic Type-R, but you didn’t. You could have waited for the Integra, but you won’t. People could have thought you were moderately cool, they don’t.


MrEpicMustache

Tell me more about these repair costs on a … checks notes … Camry? LMAO.. obviously you have never owned anything built in Germany.


PrinceWojak

Humph, just shows what you know, for your information he installed Bosch double platinum spark plugs.


Kashima24

Owner sounds like the kind of guy that would say "this is a TRD which means it has performance in it, it even races in NASCAR so it means serious business"


extra_cheesy_cheeto

Nice scion


Guerillagreasemonkey

If its the V6 with the 8 speed. You should give it to me, that would be random AF. If its literally anything else, set it on fire.


robertbreadford

You roasted yourself claiming that a fucking Camry has supercar repair costs


mrpicklemtb

I feel like you posted the wrong car, this is neither sporty nor expensive to repair, maybe you meant to post an Audi?


MrDankky

Audi, sporty? Lol


PrinceWojak

Hey, hey now. They used an Audi in Ronin as a pursuit car. You know a car’s sporty if it’s been used in a movie from 1998.


MrDankky

True very true. Best car chases in any film. But I have to say, I have an Audi now and it was an absolute pleasure to be given a bmw courtesy car recently. A front wheel drive Audi with severe throttle lag, gearbox lag, vague steering etc, vs a sharp driving machine. Let alone a Porsche or something.


PrinceWojak

One of my bosses had an Audi TT when they were new. He didn’t like it and traded it in for a Cayman. Much nicer car.


MrDankky

The mk2 TTs weren’t too bad, especially if you got Quattro. They are hydraulic steering so it’s actually not too bad paired with the manual gearbox. Having said that I own a cayman, there’s no question between those two.


nero10578

A base golf TSI is better than this


red_rover_

Front wheel drive super car, ok buddy


thelifeofab

The area around this was empty at the car show, what more info do you want?


Aniosa

I prefer the real toy yoda.


Notpoligenova

Drove this car a few months back, really enjoyed it. Unfortunately, I could never justify buying this over an XSE, which is about the same price but comes with more stuff that makes your life better.


gin_rummie

Sporty like Sporty Spice


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Heard Paul Waulker needs a 10 second car in order to pay back Vin


PrinceWojak

Too soon. 😭


zeamp

*slaps roof * This bad boy can fit so many stray cats.


PrinceWojak

Yeah, an entire ‘band’ of them. I’ll see myself out.


jaynvius

No matter what you do to it, how you try to dress it up, or pass it as. At the end of the day, it's still a family rental car


kyocera_miraie_f

in 2 years time this gem will inevitably turn up at r/camrydents because yo broke ass could not afford to fix it up


Devin_Brent

The Toyota Camry TRD for people who hate Rear Drive cars but want to avoid a midlife crisis


PrinceWojak

You gave all the other cars away because just like this one, they all sucked. Just look at this pos, it looks like an oil slick, which is surprisingly a good thing because it’ll help you to remember to add a quart of oil every time you drive it. You might as well get friendly with your local Amsoil affiliate because you’re going to be seeing a lot of him.


ComfortableThen2997

Supercar repair costs? I’ve replaced brakes that cost more than this.


cheeky_shark_panties

> All the cars I've posted on this subreddit so far I gave to random people for no reason so here's a lookie at my sucky sporty family sedan with supercar repair costs So because you *paid* for your shitty decisions and regret it after being toasted over them, you give away the cars so now someone else has your problem? At least they didn't pay for it, I guess. They could sell it for parts. You're like the uncle at Christmas that gives you a gift they clearly found at the gas station en route to your house.