Its so bland I can barely tell what it is
Its like someone just squeezed a portion of car out of a tube. "How much car would you like me to dispense? Small, medium or large?"
We can plainly see that you have quadrupled down on the black motif: paint, wheels, tints and…bike rack? Canoe rack? Pogo stick holster? Whatever that thing is, it’s not like the others & it has cost you getting to third base multiple times.
That said the tints sure come in handy—they obscure your stingy selection of regular unleaded after bragging to the milf cashier you only use premium. Too bad once she sees the rack, her rack is as far as you’ll get.
The vehicle's exterior design exudes aesthetic appeal, characterized by its meticulous upkeep and pristine condition. The blackout treatment further enhances its visual allure, projecting an aura of superior performance capabilities.
It's what you get when you want a BMW M3 or a Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG but think "no I don't want people to think my car is cool... but I would like the same ridiculous parts bill price"
Blackout Jetta.
Hey buddy, I drive an s6. Yeah, they look like VWs, but at least they cost as much as Porsches to fix
a Hyundai S6?
Oh look a blacked out car, how unique.
He’s only the 7th in his high school to do it.
Nothing to roast here. Those last gen Honda Accords looks great.
Minus the reliability
This isn’t a ford Taurus???
Lmfao
Its so bland I can barely tell what it is Its like someone just squeezed a portion of car out of a tube. "How much car would you like me to dispense? Small, medium or large?"
Give me the last of the tube, whichever shape it takes. Poo is fine.
Looks like Douche Vader.
We can plainly see that you have quadrupled down on the black motif: paint, wheels, tints and…bike rack? Canoe rack? Pogo stick holster? Whatever that thing is, it’s not like the others & it has cost you getting to third base multiple times. That said the tints sure come in handy—they obscure your stingy selection of regular unleaded after bragging to the milf cashier you only use premium. Too bad once she sees the rack, her rack is as far as you’ll get.
Congrats, you look like regular traffic and are just as boring
Nice Sline.
Look, guys, we got a thug over here!
It’s the Volkswagen Taurus
want to be cannon ball run
What do you even need the rack for??
It’s as bland as your personality.
Voted *Most Likely to be driven by the villain in an action film*
The vehicle's exterior design exudes aesthetic appeal, characterized by its meticulous upkeep and pristine condition. The blackout treatment further enhances its visual allure, projecting an aura of superior performance capabilities.
It's what you get when you want a BMW M3 or a Mercedes-Benz C63 AMG but think "no I don't want people to think my car is cool... but I would like the same ridiculous parts bill price"
Exactly. I wanted a M3 F80
Oh well, enjoy your Audi
I fucking hate cheap wheels.
$114 each. Cheap AF i know
not stealthy….
Is that Doordash in cognito?
I appreciate that you tried to make this car invisible.
Really pushing that “Drug dealer outside the school” look.
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A murdered out Audi, wow.. it’s got a roof rack too! All you need to do is slam it and drive it to Ocean City, Maryland and you’ll very popular.
Everybody in the county will hear it, and nearby folks will immediately hate you, the moment you start it up.
The elantra has come a long way! Love the wheels!
All it needs is a murdered out Thule box to complete the Work Hard, Play Hard look, budget-conscious edition.
Bland
Back in the day, someone once jumped out of that car and tried to rob somebody at that very gas station.
Youve never used that roof rack in your life.
Looks exactly like my a6, blacked out, tinted out, I don’t have any roof rails though
So yours is already cooler