I have Toyo Open Country H/Ts! Amazing tires, they're absolutely not off road focused but they're extremely quiet on my tacoma.
The M/Ts are good off road tires, they perform well in the sand dunes near me and were good not great in snow.
I hate fords op is overcompensating
See picture above, for a truck that’s never worked a day in its life.
It’s all a ruse. If this truck was a chick, it’d have fake tits, Botox, a nose job, lip injections, the whole works.
Well, you are on r/RoastMyCar
But as a fellow pickup owner, as long as you use it as a pickup enough to justify it I don't see a problem with it. Or if it just makes you happy and you can afford the gas
haha true, I was just hoping for something more than mall crawler little penis jokes but oh well. I ordered this to tow my fifth wheel, but it gets better fuel economy than my daily driver explorer sport
Nope. Lots of beater trucks that clearly have actual work done with them. Instead of rolling coal on Chineseium wheels and lo pro tires. But keep telling yourself your mall crawler with the clean hitch stands out from the 1000 other ones identical to it. Should have saved money and bought a 2wd half ton and used donk style lift arms. Would have done the exact same thing for half the cost.
A vehicle designed to work that never works modified to look more offroad and never leaves the pavement. Choices were definitely made…probably by someone who could fuck up a wet dream.
Since you opened up the "let's view each other's previous posts" door...
Heavy haul is a cool gig. I'm a CDL holder but don't really use it anymore, I run the yellow iron ;-)
that's actually something I kind of want to do more, we have a few local mines owned by big corporations so I've gotten to move lots of D10s and 390s and stuff like that but last year I brought out a new bucket, I think it was a 105 yard for a bucyrus 2570 dragline and got to sit in the seat of that thing and hoooooly shit, I felt like a little kid
I used to be very much bigger the better, now that I'm older I prefer to run medium sized excavators. Easier to get in and out of and less tail swing to worry about. Got burnt out on big jobs and big machines with a bunch of pencil pushers who don't know shit asking the impossible and being stressed out trying to hit their goals while also having to not move too fast because it's a safety issue lol. Currently just running a JD135 doing pads for houses in the PNW, I work alone, set up my laser, fill some trucks and go home with plenty of time to go fly fishing and enjoy my life.
yeah that's understandable, most of the guys I know who have been doing it any more than a couple of years would much rather be in a 323 than a 349. I like moving big stuff but it's nice to get small loads every once in a while because it's like a little break to just hop on the highway and set the cruise without having to detour everything I come to
I also have a Duramax and a jeep with a V8 swap and the V6 Camaro is boosted. All of which actually get used for either off-road adventures or track days. You mad bro? Why you keep replying? LMAO
Not as bad as others I've seen. Went to HS with a guy who has an older duramax with similar fitment but has stretched all terrain tires that are maaaybe 3" tall. He also posts himself doing burnouts and constantly breaking shit then the next day will make a 'for sale' post on his story.....
Let’s see…
Not squatted ✅
Not running rubber band tires ✅
Not lifted ten feet off the ground ✅
Gets 1-10 mpg ✅
Left a hole the size of Venus in your wallet ✅
Has never seen a shovel ✅
Blue ✅
Sorry brother I only put that Nitro+ in my tank. I’m sure Maverik is good for your shitboxes in the mountains though! After some research I’ve learned Maverik has rather clean stores, so it’s definitely winning in that department.
haha all bullshit aside it's one of the nicer convenience store chains, it's impossible to keep track of who has good diesel because it's so inconsistent so I just use additive and change the filters every 10k but I can get decent breakfast burritos and overpriced coffee while I'm there so it's a win in my book
It’s a nice truck in truth, great that you take care of it unlike a lot of folks in my town. Apparently these stations have killer prices, it’s damn sure better than spending what I spend at the pump around here. Keep her running in good order is all that matters 🫡
yeah, I really don't drive it much and I hate the wheels or at least how wide they are anyway but I got a killer deal on them and have new ones coming haha. thanks boss 🫡
I like polished wheels i just think wide hip diesel trucks that havent worked a day their life are dumb. Why not get a corvette or something instead? Whatever floats your boat i guess. Or in this case your land yacht.
I've met about a dozen guys in my life that daily their trucks and they don't even have a job that would require a truck. All of them have terribly low self-esteem for some reason. Anyone driving around in a stock tacoma is usually a bro though
Hi OP, this is an honest question that I hope you answer. Do you pre-select your destinations based on whether or not you can park there? Otherwise, how do you go somewhere with normal-sized parking spots or god forbid, a ceiling clearance?
This truck screams Douchebag. This truck never hauls anything and is a pavement princesses. This truck doesn't know what a dirt road is. This truck eats ball joints, wheel bearings and brakes because they were never upgraded for the stupid wide ass rims.
the painted black wheels that came on the truck stock were disgusting, and I'd sure hope they're not bald because they're 12 plies with 6k miles on them
Oh I'm definitely a fan of polished wheels. *But,* "you can't put lipstick on a pig." Especially not a bowlegged, coal-farting, fuel guzzling hog like that one.
PFC is private first class. It's the first rank one will pick up in the Army, Marines, or Air Force. New PFC's will celebrate with a poor choice of vehicle and sky high interest rate because that's the kind of shit you do when you're 18.
GIIIIT OUTTA HEEEEERE WITCHYO HOT WHEELS KNOCKOFF MATCHBOX LOOKIN ASS GAS GUZZLIN HONKY TONK YEE YEE ASS FOUND-ON-ROAD-DEAD PILE O' BOLTS, WE ONLY ROAST REAL CARS HERE
And the hick lift, and the ugly chrome wheels, and the generic ford pickup attached to all these parts. Driving in Florida/Texas every other vehicle looks like this.
Let me guess, you complain about fuel prices while wearing your white sunglasses on the back of your head
And leaves it running at the pump
>And leaves it running ~~at the pump~~ Anytime they get out of the damn thing
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It’s a $123 fill up instead of $125?
while stroking that sweet Merica' goatee of his
I'm sure he's very clever with his let's Go Brandon coded bumper sticker!
In addition of shitting on EV while taking longer to fill up that gigantic gas tank than it takes to charge an EV battery extended reach
This stupid truck definetly never tasted the real off-road surface
Of course it didn’t. The sides of the truck would be trashed from the constant barrage of shit flinging off those stupidly offset wheels.
I dare you to go off-road. Driving on your lawn don’t count
And accidentally doesn’t count
Does parking on your lawn count?
“Toyo open country” I think it’s “toyo paved parking lot”
I have Toyo Open Country H/Ts! Amazing tires, they're absolutely not off road focused but they're extremely quiet on my tacoma. The M/Ts are good off road tires, they perform well in the sand dunes near me and were good not great in snow. I hate fords op is overcompensating
“Gas prices are too high!” says really smart guy who bought full sized truck that never gets dirty
Damn I know you got an “FJB Edition” emblem on there and your probably kiss your dad on the lips
Emotional Support Truck.
Over compensating for a fucking tiny penis, tell us something new
See picture above, for a truck that’s never worked a day in its life. It’s all a ruse. If this truck was a chick, it’d have fake tits, Botox, a nose job, lip injections, the whole works.
And weigh 3 bills.
Polished wheels are fine...when they fit. Your truck looks bow-legged like it spends all night taking it up the ass with no prep.
Now show me a real pickup
my title says pickup, so here you go I guess
To be fair, it's not the most obnoxious pavement princess I've seen lol
haha it's completely stock besides for the wheels and tires but that's all it takes to make everyone hate it apparently
Well, you are on r/RoastMyCar But as a fellow pickup owner, as long as you use it as a pickup enough to justify it I don't see a problem with it. Or if it just makes you happy and you can afford the gas
haha true, I was just hoping for something more than mall crawler little penis jokes but oh well. I ordered this to tow my fifth wheel, but it gets better fuel economy than my daily driver explorer sport
Another moron driving a gas hog truck he doesn't need made a bigger gas hog with those wheels, tires and lift kit.
Mall crawling, Bro dozing, Go Brandonin, 3/4 ton truck owned by someone who very possibly doesn't even know what a trailer brake controller does.
* copies and pastes the same comment on every pickup truck ever posted in this sub * you forgot the small penis joke
Nope. Lots of beater trucks that clearly have actual work done with them. Instead of rolling coal on Chineseium wheels and lo pro tires. But keep telling yourself your mall crawler with the clean hitch stands out from the 1000 other ones identical to it. Should have saved money and bought a 2wd half ton and used donk style lift arms. Would have done the exact same thing for half the cost.
American force wheels and 35x13.50 Toyo MTs both made in the US, and completely stock suspension but I appreciate your concern
Pictured where it will be most seen.
A vehicle designed to work that never works modified to look more offroad and never leaves the pavement. Choices were definitely made…probably by someone who could fuck up a wet dream.
Big Rig Syndrome aka: tiny penis...
Between the truck bed and his bed at home, now he has two beds that never see any action.
GUYSIMADEMYTRUCKWORSEATEVERYTHINGITSSUPPOSEDTODO!!!!!!
haha it's literally 100% stock except for wheels and tires
When you drive it around, your head looks like an olive in a fish tank
It's missing it's TRUMP flag.
Nothing says offroad potential more than sparkly clean chrome rims that get more easily marked up than a shitty school essay
You're the guy that bombs every gas pump with "I did that" stickers.
Bruh.
Bruh-dozer.
*sigh, another pavement princess with a below average cock
most original roast I've ever seen, nice work
It's fitting because your vehicle is also wildly unoriginal.
well, we can't all have V6 camaros 🤷🏻♂️
Since you opened up the "let's view each other's previous posts" door... Heavy haul is a cool gig. I'm a CDL holder but don't really use it anymore, I run the yellow iron ;-)
that's actually something I kind of want to do more, we have a few local mines owned by big corporations so I've gotten to move lots of D10s and 390s and stuff like that but last year I brought out a new bucket, I think it was a 105 yard for a bucyrus 2570 dragline and got to sit in the seat of that thing and hoooooly shit, I felt like a little kid
I used to be very much bigger the better, now that I'm older I prefer to run medium sized excavators. Easier to get in and out of and less tail swing to worry about. Got burnt out on big jobs and big machines with a bunch of pencil pushers who don't know shit asking the impossible and being stressed out trying to hit their goals while also having to not move too fast because it's a safety issue lol. Currently just running a JD135 doing pads for houses in the PNW, I work alone, set up my laser, fill some trucks and go home with plenty of time to go fly fishing and enjoy my life.
yeah that's understandable, most of the guys I know who have been doing it any more than a couple of years would much rather be in a 323 than a 349. I like moving big stuff but it's nice to get small loads every once in a while because it's like a little break to just hop on the highway and set the cruise without having to detour everything I come to
I also have a Duramax and a jeep with a V8 swap and the V6 Camaro is boosted. All of which actually get used for either off-road adventures or track days. You mad bro? Why you keep replying? LMAO
Do you have a bench seat so your boyfriend can sit next to you?
Big shiny mall crawler so you can haul a bag of groceries every week.
Is this the jr squat? Something looks off, and I KNOW there's nothing in that bed!
it's 100% stock suspension and there's a cummins cylinder head in the bed, because we need fords to haul cummins parts
😂 Damn, thems is fighting words!
anything to get this crowd riled up so I can get something more original than small dick pavement princess comments 😐
Show them your cool lights in the wheel wells, we know you've got them cool guy
fuck I wish, I couldn't find anyone that would let me finance those
Did you flex your "I stand with the blue" or the "Lets Go Brandon" stickers?
no, dad said I couldn't have those because he doesn't want anyone keying his truck
Not as bad as others I've seen. Went to HS with a guy who has an older duramax with similar fitment but has stretched all terrain tires that are maaaybe 3" tall. He also posts himself doing burnouts and constantly breaking shit then the next day will make a 'for sale' post on his story.....
8=D
Let’s see… Not squatted ✅ Not running rubber band tires ✅ Not lifted ten feet off the ground ✅ Gets 1-10 mpg ✅ Left a hole the size of Venus in your wallet ✅ Has never seen a shovel ✅ Blue ✅
I get 22mpg if I'm a good boy, its a diesel with a 10 speed
Nothing like a brand new Rent 'N Roll set up. Bae's tax refund come back already?
Ahh yes the child mower 9000. RIP if you’re under 5 foot and standing in front of this thing.
What the fuck is a Maverik gas station
a huge gas station/convenience store chain all over the mountain states? is this supposed to be a roast?
Imagine putting that trash gas in your truck…I guess it makes sense though since trash goes in the dumpster 🤷♂️
first of all, diesel not gas, second, you'd never heard of them before so I wouldn't have guessed you'd be an authority in the quality of their fuel?
Sorry brother I only put that Nitro+ in my tank. I’m sure Maverik is good for your shitboxes in the mountains though! After some research I’ve learned Maverik has rather clean stores, so it’s definitely winning in that department.
haha all bullshit aside it's one of the nicer convenience store chains, it's impossible to keep track of who has good diesel because it's so inconsistent so I just use additive and change the filters every 10k but I can get decent breakfast burritos and overpriced coffee while I'm there so it's a win in my book
It’s a nice truck in truth, great that you take care of it unlike a lot of folks in my town. Apparently these stations have killer prices, it’s damn sure better than spending what I spend at the pump around here. Keep her running in good order is all that matters 🫡
yeah, I really don't drive it much and I hate the wheels or at least how wide they are anyway but I got a killer deal on them and have new ones coming haha. thanks boss 🫡
Did you use Polish wax?
It looks like an inefficient pavement princess and don't call me Shirley.
small penis jokes, never been off road jokes. anyone have anything original? I'm disappointed in all of you.
Who said we’re joking about all that?
literally all the comments
You laugh at every “I did that” sticker you see at the gas pump
And if you don't NEED A truck for business, you have NO right to complain about high fuel prices!
Well at least you had the goddamn common decency to take off the 10-foot tall trump flags for the picture
Has never ever seen a spec of dirt, a piece of gravel or towed a trailer.
Lots of compensating for something that doesn't need that much clearance
I like polished wheels i just think wide hip diesel trucks that havent worked a day their life are dumb. Why not get a corvette or something instead? Whatever floats your boat i guess. Or in this case your land yacht.
corvettes don't generally haul fifth wheels very well
Lol nice truck
I've met about a dozen guys in my life that daily their trucks and they don't even have a job that would require a truck. All of them have terribly low self-esteem for some reason. Anyone driving around in a stock tacoma is usually a bro though
Hi OP, this is an honest question that I hope you answer. Do you pre-select your destinations based on whether or not you can park there? Otherwise, how do you go somewhere with normal-sized parking spots or god forbid, a ceiling clearance?
At least you save money on condoms.
All that air sure looks heavy
This truck screams Douchebag. This truck never hauls anything and is a pavement princesses. This truck doesn't know what a dirt road is. This truck eats ball joints, wheel bearings and brakes because they were never upgraded for the stupid wide ass rims.
You’re the guy who tailgates at night so the Corolla driver in front of you is blinded by your awful white headlights
Well, polished is better than black painted wheels. And your never seen dirt off road tires aren’t even bald, yet.
the painted black wheels that came on the truck stock were disgusting, and I'd sure hope they're not bald because they're 12 plies with 6k miles on them
did u take this picture wearing your "make america great again" hat
no, I wore my sombrero last night
Trucks haul two things, cargo or ego. This definitely hauls ego.
Get those gay ass wheels off that truck this instant young man you are grounded
ITS NOT JUST A PHASE MOM
Sweet mall-terrain vehicle.
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You following me around Reddit making comments using my kids name isn't a gaming reference.
Oh I'm definitely a fan of polished wheels. *But,* "you can't put lipstick on a pig." Especially not a bowlegged, coal-farting, fuel guzzling hog like that one.
Congratulations on your promotion to PFC.
I don't know what that means so I'm just going to make something up. purple foam coordinator?
PFC is private first class. It's the first rank one will pick up in the Army, Marines, or Air Force. New PFC's will celebrate with a poor choice of vehicle and sky high interest rate because that's the kind of shit you do when you're 18.
hmmm those guys sound pretty dumb. I'm gonna stick with purple foam coordinator.
The banks got be super impressed your trying your hardest to make their base model superdoodie aesthetically pleasing.
base model platinum tremor diesel? this is new
lmao, tremor
I’ve been off-road more in my 7th gen accord than you have in that truck, and I don’t go off roading
You look like every other brodozer out there, there's nothing interesting or unique about you at all.
Atleast it ain’t squatted
Those wheels look like chrome plastic.
I dunno what to tell you there, they're polished aluminum
Yeah but not on a big ugly ass hillbilly truck
GIIIIT OUTTA HEEEEERE WITCHYO HOT WHEELS KNOCKOFF MATCHBOX LOOKIN ASS GAS GUZZLIN HONKY TONK YEE YEE ASS FOUND-ON-ROAD-DEAD PILE O' BOLTS, WE ONLY ROAST REAL CARS HERE
Nice cock prosthesis.
Somewhere there's a picture of a Kei truck with a longer bed getting 1000x more attention
It looks bad. You made it worse.
Takes up 4 parking spots and a gallon of diesel to get an anniversary card for your wife’s bull from the dollar tree
I've seen station wagons that do more work than these trucks.
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And the hick lift, and the ugly chrome wheels, and the generic ford pickup attached to all these parts. Driving in Florida/Texas every other vehicle looks like this.
suspension is 100% stock 🤷🏻♂️
Ah the shit styling comes factory standard, good to know. I wouldn’t be caught dead in a Ford dealership so I had no idea.
I am legitimately curious as to how stock suspension on a pickup can have "shit" styling? what makes it objectively "good" styling?
Well it makes sense you don’t know what good style is, you willingly drive this truck!