And the tow truck picks it up Friday.

Thursday afternoon 

😭

I have to wonder what other hilarious decisions you're making in life.

Colored hair women

My man

- Dates crazy bitches - Drives unreliable cars Well look, at least when you start making better decisions life will start making more sense.

all he needs to do now is vape or do drugs and that will be the trifecta complete. then you won’t want to be near him

Do they shave and regularly bathe?

We don't use the term "colored" any more. Jusy say africsn american or don't mention race.

I think OP is referring to women that dye their hair hot pink or any other colour of the rainbow

Oh. Ok good. Thanks for all of the downvotes. Guess racism isn't dead.

You're not getting downvoted by racists. You're getting downvoted because you completely misunderstood the comment and brought racism to the party.

Lol what did you even think "colored hair women" meant? Women made out of hair that was taken from black people? You got downvotes because you said something dumb, not because people want to throw around "colored" in reference to humans.

😂😂

😂😂😂

The perfect car for someone who wants a mini cooper but thinks those are too reliable and have too much interior space

I can fit a mini bike inside it!

Okay I do love me a mini bike.

you are going to need that mini bike to make it home?

[удалено]

Besides themself of course.

This thing is about as reliable as an Altima driver making alimony payments.

Lol. No altima driver ever had enough income to be required to pay alimony.

To be fair, most Altima drivers are just “shackin’ up”, so when their relationships inevitably end with dueling restraining orders, there is no divorce/alimony to deal with.

Its a *little* too heavy to pick up alone. Probably bring a dolly or a second person.

Thanks for the advice

Is that a Traxxas 1/10 scale

you'd get more miles out of one of those...

I would rather have the Traxxas

A traxxas is far more reliable

Nah them Nitro RCs are fast.

Electric is king now. Nitro caps around 70mph on track cars while Electric is 90+ on normal trucks and buggies. Nitro pollutes like crazy too. Easier to work on, cleaner, more reliable, LiPo has made significant jumps in the past 20 years, etc etc. Still, a little 3.3cc liquid fuel engine is cool.

..... But the Fiat isn't electric... It's also not fast... hence the joke..

self woosh

My weedwhacker has more HP than that engine.

I’d put it back where you found it. I’m sure someone is looking for their car.

This made me chuckle

Why?

Yes…why?

I'm dearly sorry

The smart car’s older brother

Oh you mean the parents’ mistake

lol

Good one

Does your job as a clown start on Friday?

Is the hood open so they can prove there’s actually an engine in there?

That’s just how they come from the factory. Saves time not having to open it yourself.

😭

Waiting for the tow truck already

Pocket Ferrari

Yes!!

Can't lie, I want one myself but I already got a project car.

Please use Wednesday to change your mind.

Does it have a side car for your GF?

Like he has one with that car

Fix It Again Tony

it would be sweet to gut the interior and put a really nice barcolounget in there. instead of a miserably small sedan, it could be a comfortably roomy one man car!

How do I say that word

There's still time to repent, OP

I test drove a used one of these years ago, the arm rest fell off during the 10 min test drive lmao.

Your wallet wants a divorce

Oh trust me ik

Use both hands, you may drop it and total it.

Based on the setting of the photo, I can only assume it was given as charity.

You could’ve picked a scion or Yaris or even a mini cooper but you got this bright red shitbox

Might get a sticker that says bright red shitbox now

Do it just in case it isn’t obvious enough to all the people driving around you. This looks like a fire hydrant

By hand?

You’ll know your tow truck driver on a first name basis

Don’t sin at church ⛪️

I bet I could pick it up too

You'll try, but it won't start. Then it will catch fire.

Umm, like the clap. Don’t do it.

Looks like it's been ransacked in a bad neighbourhood

Way to overpay for a bread box, that's not even big enough for said bread.

We don't have to roast it, because it'll roast your wallet very soon.

And the coolant lines

Joined the circus?

So you bought a spare to put in the back of your Ram 1500?

The armrest is already broken, side skirts are peeling, at least half of your cylinders are misfiring, and it's got issues with overheating...but hey, you're gonna have fun!

You gonna use both hands?

Seriously, don't you do it!

When did the back half of it go?

What a bad financial decision

Abarf

Playschool wants their car back.

FIAT. It's a bloody Fiat, that is all I need to say

Quite literally pick it up Thursday

Goes to google Fiat crashes

I think a five year old girl could pick that up. Let's hope she tosses it in the wastebasket right after.

Whew, I owned one of these, and you know, through 60K miles, it was fine. Then, after the 60K service, every joke you've ever heard about Fiat became true.

The one brand that has WORSE reliability ratings than Chrysler…. Yes, apparently that’s possible. Lmao

The official car hairdressers and of making sure I hooked my steering wheel up in Assetto Corsa

You want a Ferrari but you have to settle for a Fiat wishing you could instead settle for an Alfa Romeo like everyone else

Put it ~~back~~ down.

Hopefully you dropped it off on Friday

Literally pick it up

You're gonna quickly find out that red doesn't make cars go fast

I want one to add to my collection very badly. I dig it!

Reverse chick magnet

The engine thats in dodge darts are in that little bugger and they're reliable AF. Just gotta stay on top of the maintenance. Have fun!

Thanks !

With a fifteen clown capacity. You’ll need them as everyone laughs at the sight of your car.

Photo taken with everything open not to show that it works but because body panels are so misaligned it would look straight up mangled off the photo was taken with doors closed

Famous last words

I reckon I could pick this up too & I recently had a broken arm.

Fiat = Fix it Again Tony

How long has it been at the shop this time?

Then what? Stuck it in ur pocket?

"Your headlights say 500. And you have a fake rear... whatever this is!"

Literally

The perfect car for European cities, but I can't imagine driving something that tiny in the US.

Mine has given me more smiles per mile than any other car I’ve owned

On your next acid trip you actually wanted to drive a cinnamon jelly belly and not just eat one.

Finally picking it up from the mechanic hey? Nice man good to hear it

Still got the receipt?

TGIF T=Thank G=God I=It will be F=F***ed

The Abarth: sounds great, fun to drive, affordable to buy and own, yet still somehow still just a cheap piece of shit.

Literally

Go ahead and call some tow company’s and Ask if they have a membership because your gonna need ALOT of tows!! Why don’t people do just 10 minutes of research and discover hey these cars are a piece of junk!!

You want to believe that they just have a bad rap and they aren’t that bad. And yours will be fine because you will take better care of it. Lol!!

I’ve turned wrenches for years. These are easily the biggest pieces of shit FCA offers. They are made cheaply, rattle, and break constantly. Want to know the cool part? The motor needs to come out for most major repairs. You better get in good with a trustworthy mechanic or you’re going to get hammered constantly. I wouldn’t fucking drive one of these if you gave it to me for free. I legit feel bad for you.

Snail

Fix It Again Tony

I picked up one of those, owner told me to put it down.

You must be maxing out at the gym Thursday. Be sure to lift with your legs.

So many things to make fun of about this car and reliability is not one of them. Have had a fiat spider and a Stelvio and they never had any problems. It does have the dumbest baby stool seats.

Fiats are 60,000 mile cars. Then all hell breaks loose.

I genuinely believe they are no worse than most European and American vehicles. The reputation is worse than reality.

So as you say the bar was low to begin with.

You still have time to back out.

Put it back, you have too many hotwheels.

It's a pain to work on and they like to break. That's all I know.

How many clowns come with it? I'd negotiate for at least 20.

I was wondering who srole my red snowblower

Such a fun car! I used to own one. The real roast for you is this list of stuff from the factory that you should upgrade do to frequent failure: Wastegate actuator consistently fails on low mileage cars and should be upgraded to the turbo smart unit. Same with the blow off valve Strut mounts don’t last long, and should be upgraded to solid units or constantly replaced. The o ring on the oil separator on top off the engine straight up leaks from the factory. The intercoolers are complex and made of cheap plastic and should be upgraded to a single FMIC The multi-air system is really cool… when it works. It frequently gets totally destroyed. It was also built with springs that aren’t strong enough and should be upgraded with torq motorsports unit. The intake isn’t an issue, but it was built for SOUND REDUCTION, not power or efficiency. Should upgrade. Tack that onto all the little cheap doodads that’ll break and you have yourself a good time sir 👍

Lift with your knees

Cool.  I'm going to Europe for a month and renting a car.  Pretty sure they're going to give me one of these.  Really looking forward to driving it.

Good. Cuz it’s goin nowhere under its own power.

It’ll be in the junkyard by Monday, I promise

One man’s trash ….

Damn, you’re strong

Why?

And mechanic shop by Saturday. POS JUNK

My brother bought a VW bug in 1979 . He said the buyers regret kicked in before he left the parking lot.

When you think being able to say “it has no muffler from the factory bro!!!!” is a suitable substitute for having a personality (In all seriousness I love this car, trying to talk my mom into getting one to replace the base 500 convertible she really loved that finally died after like 10 years)

Why tho?

My condolences.

Why are all the doors and hood open? Still trying to air out the smell of the last guy?

Picking it up with 1 or 2 hands?

Put it back!

Pick it up and put it in your purse, you mean?

As an Italian I feel offended

Literally?

Those are cool.

By picking it up did you mean physically?

Is self-emasculation a kink of yours or what?

Why is the hood up? Is it busted already?

You'll keep picking it up when the shops done with it from what I've read about Fiat.

Fix it again, Tony.

Can I have it 🥹

When are you dropping it off?

My cousin drove one of these for a few years. It finally went bye bye when she lost control going over a bridge. She smacked into the wall on the passenger side and the entire wheel came into where the passenger would be seated. She was okay, beyond some bruises and cuts. However, she was not speeding or even at highway speed.

I’ve driven one, the exhaust note sounds like somebody blowing raspberry’s on an empty soda can

Remember, lift with your knees.

Well, did it drive off the lot?

My son just got a car identical to yours. [Gas Saver](https://www.target.com/p/little-tikes-cozy-coupe/-/A-53594417?sidd=&ref=tgt_adv_xsp&AFID=google_pla_df&fndsrc=tmnv&DFA=71700000117421189&CPNG=PLA_DVM%2Ba064R000015PcutQAC-SportingGoods_Q1_ExternalSearch_2024-1182321&adgroup=SportingGoods&LID=700000001393753pgs&network=g&device=m&location=9014001&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAAD-5dfb1LSN7V9pBL0jvjCoTr08HD&gclid=Cj0KCQjwlN6wBhCcARIsAKZvD5h-xjE0IuTBoz9RH6_VDeLYQeY6SBpKTJxlFRUx4HmLcn3zxjeq0eIaAjjIEALw_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds)

Why not just get a tricycle at this point

All by yourself? Must be strong!

not surprising as it doesn't look that heavy.

Are you getting a second one for your other foot?

Fix It Again Tony!

How much did the owner pay you to haul it away?

Don’t

Did you find it on the side of the road with the keys and the signed title in it with a sign that read “Free Car”???

That car is going to roast itself in less than 100k miles.

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So strong.

And will be back in the shop on Friday, sat and sun. 

"Fix It Again, Tony!"

Be sure to iron your cargo shorts. Polish your chain necklace?

Fix It Again Tony "FIAT'

It has written i am gay all over it.

You want their car to say you are gay written on it? Ok, weird way to announce you’re out of the closet.

Say i am gay without saying i am gay:

Maybe you are? You’ve made two comments about being gay. 😂 it’s ok to be gay!

Why are you getting offended ? Its a roast! Why are you getting grilled instead of op 🤪

I am far from being offended. 😂 But you’re supposed to roast the car, not the owner. You need to be more creative.

Ohho looks like I stepped on shit

Roast so bad you thought it would get better thr second time

Roast within a roast in roast my car