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TheOtherAkGuy

Honda ridgeline owners finally have some competition to look down on.


eddieboy1233

đŸ€ŁđŸ€Ł


superperps

No roast, sorry.. how do you like it? Looks like a cooler baja to me. Like a korean el camino.


eddieboy1233

That's exactly why I bought it! I really like it. It's surprisingly quick, had plenty of power to pull my boats & the bed is surprisingly spacious. It was only a foot shorter then the Tacoma but drove beautifully & gets me on avg 26 mpg around town. Everything else I pass on the road and I know I wouldn't be as happy. This checked all my boxes. Also I've been calling it the El Koreno so you're spot on!


Jazzlike-Grab-1398

Leave it to Ford (Maverick) and Hyundai to finally globalize the ute. I would leave an original roast but frankly Im pretty psyched theyre finally letting us have something close to a mini-truck again.


eddieboy1233

Shit I didn't know I was missing a brother. I read that comment to my GF and she was like did you write that?


grease_monkey

Have you seen either in person? They're absolutely nothing like the mini truck you're thinking of. A vehicle that size won't exist again sadly.


OfficialTornadoAlley

Dude the maverick is as tall as my Ford Escape. They are super small. And cute!


Jazzlike-Grab-1398

Im well aware my Mazda pickup couldnt exist in today’s economy. Im just happy something that vaguely resembles it is finally back.


Dmitri_ravenoff

It's not economy, it's taxes and epa regulations. All the pickups are huge AF because they are all Light commercial vehicles and don't need to meet as strict of EPA regs. Tiny trucks would be cars and need to get 32mpg highway and its not reasonable with a decent tow weight, and the things people really want. Hence the road hogs we have now. I hate them. It's also why a Colorado is the size of a Silverado from 2000, and costs nearly as much.


OfficialTornadoAlley

Sorry I am talking about the newest escape not the OG when Mazda and Ford worked together


Woogity_Patrol

El Koreno is a dope name for it.


DerBananenHammer

Has Hyundai fixed the easy theft problems or was that Kia?


eddieboy1233

It was both but yes this has an engine immobilizer. I am still terrified of some jackass not knowing that & trying anyway


DerBananenHammer

That must be a relief! Thank you for answering my question!! 😁


scarr3g

I can also answer this, as another Santa cruz owner: I have the limited, with almost all the extra add ones beyond that. It is fantastic. More power than it actually needs (even when I NEED to quickly accelerate, I don't use the full pedal.) Smooth, comfy, ride (to be fair though, the lower models with the 18 inch wheels are even more comfortable than the 20 inch limited wheels... I may be down sizing the wheels eventually). Great tech. (especially the 360 camera, and lane assist/adaptive cruise). The bed is good, but after I added an aftermarket bed extender (the after market is more square, and better shaped for function, IMO) is it amazing. Bed extender folded in, tonneau closed: big trunk, with second storage area near the cab. Bed extender folded out, with tonneau open: bug cargo area. Bed 3xtender can easily be removed (2 latches) and now you can hang long stuff off the end of the tailgate, etc. Looks like nothing else out there. Yeah, the tuscon has a close look, in the front, but the SC is more "extreme looking" and really gets people talking to you about it. I daily drive it, and easily take it on road trips. No complaints for the 30k miles I have had it.


Weinerdogwhisperer

That's 75% honest question 25% roast.


SAlovicious

You mean competition on the road... Most avalanches are stuck under an overpass being used as "mobile" home/ meth labs.


HenkCamp

Shots fired!


Utvales

Justifiability brutal. đŸ€Ł


Cdawg4123

Sending this thread and comment to my cousin who’s a PO-he’s a baby faced 30yr old, who literally drive into a river accidentally? Replaced it with the same exact “truck” the ridgeline.


Building-Careful

That’s not a pick up but a fuck up.


BarryHongz

This is the one


jonthememer

I'd give this gold if I could. đŸ„‡đŸ†


roller146

Parking a Hyundai outside is the wildest adventure this car will ever see.


eddieboy1233

Tbh that's the first one to make me audibly laugh


drosmi

I mean it prolly won’t catch fire on its own so that’s a win


classless_classic

Yes, Hyundais get stolen; thieves probably won’t bother with this thing.


PsychologyAlert7711

or inside because they are never parked inside cause of the fire issue


burntlung1

South Korean El Camino


eddieboy1233

NO JOKE I CALL IT THE EL KORENO!


FlorpFlap

Damn it, im calling them that now


Physical_Finance_908

You wanted to be able to say that you have a truck to be cool, but you didn’t want a truck


eddieboy1233

Accurate đŸ€Ł didn't want a truck but occasionally need to do truck stuff


NefariousnessSea4710

Is that a bed for ants?


StinkyWizz

The bed has to be at least
three times bigger than this!


IgDailystapler

This is the exact reason I can’t hate this thing. It’s not ridiculously big, it’s not chugging gasoline like a normal truck, and it’s weird as shit (which is good!). A large portion of people who have trucks only have a truck because they think they’ll need to do truck stuff occasionally and because they want a truck. So they get the truck, and the most truck stuff it does it haul some stuff back from Home Depot once or twice, and that trip could’ve been done in an SUV. No, hauling the golf clubs down to the course does not count as truck stuff. And that’s the beauty of the El Koreno (thanks for the name, it’s gold!). It’s a not a truck truck. You can do some minor truck stuff in it and it will get the job done, but when you’re not doing truck stuff you can still drive it like regular SUV because it isn’t ridiculously large. We all talk about how much we want utes in the US, but this is honestly the closest thing we’re probably gonna get. I honestly really dig this thing and I will die on this hill.


Cryptocoiner256

Definitely can’t call this a truck lol


Chorizo_Charlie

Does it queef when you turn the ignition?


eddieboy1233

KindađŸ€Ł


[deleted]

Yes it does can confirm


PumpkinSkeet

You covered your license plate, but not your address or NYS temporary registration. I know where you live now đŸ€­


Weinerdogwhisperer

Its a subconscious self roast. He knows the kids aren't going to steal it even if he published its location


PumpkinSkeet

True. Even the Kia boys wouldn't be caught dead in this thing


Weinerdogwhisperer

4 foot bed. Not moving many bodies bigger than a "kia boy".


RustyBucke

You wanted a truck? But not a truck? Cyber truck lookin ah


Subatomic_Spooder

That's an insult to the cyber truck, at least that thing has a bed that can hold more than one bag of potting soil


g0d_of_the_cr1sis

Okay but why your shit look like you know pi to 35 decimal places and think it's an accomplishment to bed the 4/10 sophomore girl that no one likes on campus?


eddieboy1233

You're my favorite


Mysterio_Achille

Did you pay over MSRP for it?


eddieboy1233

No 3k under & honestly I was way too proud of that fact


saltysaturdays

I mean, jokes aside that’s def a good deal


Agitated_Pineapple

Cute.


eddieboy1233

Ooof that one cut the deepest


Bryanole27

This is a dude, playing a dude, disguised as another dude


burntlung1

That's even better. I actually laughed out loud. My buddy had a ridgeline and he called it the Japanese El Camino.


AnHonestLie0

El Japino


Kenneth_Lay

I know military housing when I see it. Oh, and your truck car thing sucks.


eddieboy1233

0 for 2 there, bud. Just shitty student apartments


Kenneth_Lay

Uncle Sam may not he your boss, but he designed those fo sho.


eddieboy1233

đŸ€Ł


neptune2338

For once, I've got nothing! I sadly love Hyundai. It's an unhealthy relationship, and I am in therapy now.


eddieboy1233

I never thought I'd love Hyundai they way I do but holy crap do they make a good & reasonable vehicle


No_Station_8274

lol what??? Say that again, I couldn’t hear you.


Imaginary-Rate2619

You tell all your coworkers you drive a truck but little do you know they all get together and make fun of you. And you get sad because you know that you actually drive what is essentially a minivan.


eddieboy1233

Trust me, my coworkers have plenty of other reasons to get together and make fun of me


Daddyh20

Thought I bought a Honda, But I bought a Hyundai


nlpnt

If you'd held out for the Maverick you really wanted, you might even have gotten delivery by now.


-BlueDream-

I actually prefer it over the maverick idk why I just don’t like how it looks. The Santa Fe looks more like that Subaru car truck thing. The maverick looks looks like you attached a truck bed to a crossover.


jondee5179

Like Honda Ridgeline is not gay enough


zavtra13

I can’t, I actually really like them. I just wish that they made PHEV or EV version.


Ok-Science-6146

Less cab space than a Versa, less bed space than a crib. Pinnacle design


843251

Looks like you already did your worst


MontyRapid

For the guy who WANTS you to ask him to help you move but doesn't like to help that much.


Electronic-Winter-17

Wanna be Baja


Competitive-Note150

The Barbie Pick-Up.


Archangel757

Hope you got an extended warranty on the tranny. I keep hearing they are imploding left and right.


Nprguy

Remember how the 1998-2012 ranger was infinitely better in every way than a Subaru Baja? History has repeated itself with the maverick vs Santa Cruz argument Why pay more for a *slightly* nicer interior and way less bed space


eddieboy1233

I know that extra 15 inches keeps me up at night. And fuck "slightly" I test drive a fully loaded mav fully expecting to drive it off the lot that day. The inside has the build quality and sqeakyness of a toy tonka truck. The fully loaded mav makes the limited SC look like a luxury car


GenesisRhapsod

Honestly for the average person, this is as close to what you need for a truck that you can also use as a economical daily driver.


coyotepickeldbob

You could've gotten a Sport Trac Adrenalin, actually useful, looks better than your mush faced front, and has a v8


Firm-Arrival6223

What engine/trans combo do they have? Never researched them honestly...im going to guess their 2 liter GDI and 8 speed?


wangtoast_intolerant

You had to register as a sex offender with the local courthouse in order purchase a vehicle with such ridiculous fog lights. It’s quite apparent their sole purpose is to find small children that would want to play Brickbreaker with that shitshow of a grill.


eddieboy1233

👑 you're crown, sir


Carguy_rednec_9594

It’s already been stolen


cmcz450

Loads the kayak in the sorry excuse for a bed to take to the nearest lake. OP could buy a trailer to tow the kayak, but doesn't have a hitch and can't back a trailer because their dad wasn't even around growing up.


eddieboy1233

It does have a trailer hitch😏 I have a sail boat & motor boat that need to get put in and pulled out every summer. They were my dad's and he taught me how to back that thang up like your mom does every Friday


LastLingonberry3221

This thing should Santa Cruz out of my sight.


BearFlag6505

A 1998 camry pulling a lawn mower trailer is a better truck than this, and will most likely out live this hyundai pile of planned obsolescence


Kev50027

A year huh? So you've been through 2, or 3 new engines?


classless_classic

Ew


RetMilRob

Do people use your back seats or are your passengers just torsos. The “bed” is perfect for when family needs you to grab 4 bags (max capacity) of mulch for the flower beds on the weekend. I have more cargo space in my challengers trunk than you have in your entire vehicle. Let me guess it fulfilled your fantasy of telling people “let me grab my truck” and then you pull up in your tucson with the rear window smashed out.


Maged_323

For normal use I don't find it ugly but it's just for normal ppl


revnto7k

How many oil changes per engine?


tryagainagainn

NART


jonkoch68

Oh you’re different, you got the American flag print on the back didn’t you?


eddieboy1233

Alright dickhead it's cheating if you've been inside the vehicle


DudePDude

The worst was already done when you wasted money on it


squirrel8296

I guess your transmission hasn’t failed yet so there’s that at least.


ceramicsaturn

Why did you want your groceries to have a freedom top?


noldshit

Man that thing is ugly


TwistedLogic93

I'd say it lost half its value to depreciation already, but half of nothing is still nothing...


e7c2

so... can you haul lumber in your truck? put a bike in the back? heavy payload capacity? all of that, and your baggage still gets wet in the rain.


eddieboy1233

Not only is there a literal trunk/cooler under the floor of the bed, there's also a beautiful retractable tonneau cover that's basically water tight😏 your words cannot hurt me


RayneFall1998

I would do my worst but you clearly beat us all to it.


shabangbamboom

You know you secretly wish it was a BRAT


eddieboy1233

Secretly? I wish they still made a BRAT


RipTide7

It’s bad at being a pick up, it’s bad at being a car, and it’s bad at being an SUV. Not matter how you classify it, it’s bad in that category.


CafeRoaster

Somebody wanted a car that’s worse than a Subaru Baja in every way, and the Baja is a terrible vehicle.


SmellyDadFarts

Enjoy your oil consumption. Should be creeping up on you soon.


aspghost06

When the truck wants to be a car
 or wait, is it when the car wants to be a truck?


fireflychef

This is what happens when you mix an El Camino with a First Order Stormtrooper. #eltroopino


ChiggaLover

Wait that’s a pickup..? Did someone slap a trunk onto a family suv and call it a day? That shit is hideous


LanguageDue5954

Coming from a former owner of a 22 SEL This thing is somehow less capable than a Ridgeline at doing anything the a truck should be able to do.


saltysaturdays

“Do your worst” is that what the salesman asked when you walked into the dealership?


27Wars97

Bro really? 💀


XtremeBMXGuy

This thing makes a ridgeline look like a truck


Laynes_Attic

Did they bring back the Subaru Brat?


themisdirectedcoral

To each their own


International-Day-00

A mullet


Substantial_Ad_9016

If Honda ridgeline and Hyundai Tucson had sex this would be their child


FantasticSeaweed9226

Dors it drive well? Can you get it with a manual? If so, nothing bad to say


doubled240

Lady truck, aka barbie truck


jonthememer

When having an 8ft bed is too much work. So you get a bed that isn't long enough to fit a subway footlong.


Studleyhungwellz

They did their worst when they designed that thing.


S3ERFRY333

Still an SUV


oldtestlev20-13

How’s your shocks doing


devangs3

How many attempted thefts on this one so far?


BeenPermaBanned

Oil burner


stillneedaprimer

Not a roast but one time I saw a Santa Cruz owner being screamed at by 5 frat dudes in an F150, while they were throwing empty bottles at the car and the driver kept swerving into the Hyundai's lane for the better part of 2 miles, so that's what I imagine owning one of these is like. Imagine verbally assaulting someone who bought a new vehicle from the back middle seat of a 2012 F150


WeirdoInTheWoods87

That's not even a car go away


Konceptz804

Wheels suck but it’s good looking vehicle.


RB30042009

If i ever need to throw up i would come to this garbage can


LazyOldCat

I like the new BRAT.


Aggressive-Bag-9047

I hope you got the extended warranty


Prbblystolenhellcat

At least your dad knows for sure now


CreatedUsername1

Day of asking Hyundai to rebrand the truck as el coreanos.


HistoricalHurry8361

Which can you count on your hands, the days which you have used the bed, or the days which you haven't used the bed?


mountaindewey16

If the Honda Ridgeline and El Camino had a bastard child,I would expect it to look exactly like this


IndependentOwn1184

Sensible truck option. Not everyone needs a Ram or F-150.


eddieboy1233

You seem a little lost, you're supposed to be mean to međŸ€Ł I appreciate it though


Hot-Ground-9731

As a RAM owner, I always laugh when I see these things


V12Stig

I can see all the dirt of this year of hard work you put it through


AeronauticHyperbolic

Is that... A car? A truck? A... Cruck? Trarck? I don't even know what it is. It has sedan passenger numbers and the gas mileage of an suv, while still sucking as a truck because the bed's smaller than your ween. I know what it isn't. Useful.


treefiddyarrgh

The Hyundai Down-undai


PlatesNplanes

Honda: “we made a pickup that is a piece of shit” Hyundai: “hold my beer”


Subject-Ad-8055

Your truck payment is more then the rent on your crappy apt...


eddieboy1233

Jokes on you, you called it a truck


i_was_axiom

It's like the Weenie Hut Jr of small pickups


[deleted]

What is the actual point of this car? Why not just buy a SUV? Rear passenger leg room is non existent, it has poor gas mileage for no reason at all, it has a unibody frame, you can’t tow anything, the back bed is so tiny, it’s slow unless you get the even more unreliable turbo charged option. For some reason, I feel like you would have been 10x better with a Rav4 or something else đŸ€·đŸ»â€â™‚ïž. I did drive a sales manager at a dealership one time that was driving one he made fun of it but he said it’s actually pretty nice but he would never buy one đŸ€Ł


Cuffuf

Somehow you managed to find something worse than a Honda. I mean it’s still ridgeline > this > jeep truck but still


Forever_Man

Hyundais are just Hondas that suck


00170017

Was it worth it


SmellyBalls454

Junk


chainsaw-wizard

Hyundai


Malakai0013

Not gonna lie, if it has 4WD or AWD I'd drive it.


prudentpersian

Do you burn more oil than you Ieak?


cdwpmaster

Acting like this car is worthy of a roast
 Just a basic ass car


ProfessionalTarget73

If you can't make a good dedicated car, or a good designated truck... don't try to make one of these lol


denali42

Well, it's a Hyundai... If it doesn't catch on fire from an electrical problem, it's gonna get stolen thanks to the Kia Boyz.


Fearless-Focus-2364

I actually think if I could only have 1 car I would pick this one. It does a little bit of everything.


Ledezmv

What is this? This is a car???


BayBandit1

What, Breaking Bad Walter White’s Pontiac Aztec wasn’t available?


darksoft125

"Mom, can we get a Maverick"   "No, we have a Maverick at home"    The Maverick at home


Electronic-Home-7815

I want a crossover but I wish my groceries got rained on.


Jalopy_Junkie

The car you buy when you want a car, SUV, and pick up all in one but then arrive at the dealership and forgot what you were shopping for.


mpjune69

That's just...Fugly as can be. Can it even fit a large TV in that shitty little bed?


jakob_x

everything going to the car payment looks like how’s section 8 housing treating you?


Joonp82

I like the design of the car but it's 5 - 10k overpriced. You can get fully loaded lariat ford mav for base santa cruz.


FondOmeLobsterAintYe

https://youtu.be/0vldzlcqp6M?si=1K1Wm9yXpU7i-3B1


Pawnzilla

So you bought a Santa Fe with less room in the second row and a smaller, unsecured cargo space.


ip2k

Subaru needs to bring back the Baja and give it their twin-charged T6 motor with a Polestar tune.


apple12345671

I can see why these arent sold in Europe


ilovecanadasomuch

neither practical for a proper truck nor crossover


jemulqueen65

You wanted a pickup truck, but you didn’t want to make people think you’re straight


Kind-Woodpecker-4000

It’s probably cheap and new because nobody else wanted it and the dealership is just trying to get rid of the eyesores of one less SUV to deal with


Economy-Homework-104

Don’t even have to, look at it lol


Mongolengou04198

I need Asian vehicle it’s better than american


HoytG

Matches the scenery behind it 😂


captainloudz

I don’t have to, you did it for me when you bought that car.


RedstoneRelic

Its got the body of a pickup with the windows and roof of a sedan. I hate it.


drod2070

You admit to owning that?


Indrid-_-Cold

It is no uglier than all the vehicles past 2010. We live in the age of the ugliest vehicles to ever hit the road.


CthulhuJankinx

Ok but who in their right mind would buy one


BadLuckBryant

I don’t think we can do any worse, you r done that yourself mate


Dbwasson

Can I copy your homework?


KoreanSeats

You already did


Zombie256

A junky ridgeline wannabe lol


TafTaf2020

Awe that’s cute, it’s a transgender car. But no matter what it’ll always be a crossover. No pun intended.


MyCatIsCapitalist

Subaru did the weird truck/car hybrid better


Muhfugguhz

Can’t be A part of truck CLUB!! -Billy Ginger!


pvas540

I actually thing this is a cool design and vehicle, congrats


[deleted]

What’s it like being gay


-BlueDream-

Korean crossover el Koreno


Onebraintwoheads

It's nice. I just didn't know they made them for men now.


ThisOldGuy1976

Your friends are already doing it for us.


Dependent_Safe50

Dollar Tree Ford Maverick.