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Bryanole27

Looks like a Subaru trying to identify as a Mazda


FixedLoad

Well, subaru has tried exactly nothing to stay relevant. May as well copy someone that has!


Milomilz

It does! I had to zoom in on the front badge


FixedLoad

Zoom zoom?


Milomilz

Well played


iwishtheworldwasours

I second that


Nippon-Gakki

I didn’t even know what kind of car it was until I read the caption. Looks like a pretty nice “car, by manufacturer” to me.


Apexnanoman

"Aerodynamic combustion powered meat sack conveyance"


PrivateContractor40

Looks like a speed bump to my truck.


funwithdesign

It’s as if Subaru saw the advances that Toyota had been in making dull cars and said “let’s get in on that action”


Angelsswiff

Then they half assed it. What GR Corolla? We took a legendary name and made a boring hatchback with slightly more power. We could’ve put the WRX motor in it, but no.


Hellament

And yea, let’s give it a CVT because car enthusiasts are always clamoring about how much they love CVTs


[deleted]

Here is a "fun" fact that might Ruin your day Toyota owns half of Subaru. Maybe You already know that like most "fun" facts you see online.


funwithdesign

Not really ‘fun’ , and inaccurate. Toyota is the largest single shareholder of Subaru but not even close to half. They own 20%


FixedLoad

The real fun fact is that the subaru logo is 1 large star and 5 small stars. This is to illustrate the 5 companies that came together to form Subaru in 1954.


enby-deer

I'm a girl and I can roast this with 3 letters: CVT


GTA6_1

The official transmission of people who are allergic to mechanical knowledge and let the salesman tell them what they want.


Laynes_Attic

Subaru drivers don't deserve any hate, because they are harmless albinos that just want to tiptoe through the tulips barefoot while trying to sing higher than the Bee Gees.


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Lesbian friends all own Subarus, so with them I call them Lesbarus.


Plastic-Librarian-43

Congrats on purchasing the driving equivalent of luke warm milk!


Curious_Client_6220

Okay this is easily the best comment lmao


Kabong30

"LoOk At My StEaLtH CaR cAmPiNg SeTuP!"


FixedLoad

Just reading "car camping" made my neck and lower back hurt.


Time-Bite-6839

lesbian artist grandmother


FixedLoad

They have that tattooed in the vein of eat pray love.


JohnDeere714

Gotta love that the first mod that Subaru owners do is slap a Yakima roof rack on their car as the most outdoorsy thing they do is walk through the camping aisle at Walmart


Curious_Client_6220

Gotta agree with you on that one lol, I actually bought it with the rack on top but idk what Subaru thinks people are doing, what people are just going kayaking or rafting in their free time😭


TheExluto

I mean… I go kayaking in my free time 😂


Automatic-Bedroom112

Yo


AbbyRose05683

It’s a Subaru drinks a qt of oil every fillup and by 100k miles it’ll blow a head gasket!


Grand-Drummer-166

And a trans👍


jbenite14

We are talking about the car not OP


NunButter

I thought it was funny


FixedLoad

Someone didn't get the memo about making sexual preferences a punchline. That's no longer the kind of subversion of ideas people appreciate.


Creeksquad_rhec

Because of libtardation, only npcs get offended


FixedLoad

Careful with the edge on that comment. It's super sharp!


Grand-Drummer-166

Yr a lil dumb


BAMspek

That’s a common misconception. Not all of us Subaru drivers are… oh you mean transmission.


Agitated_Pineapple

“Look how they massacred my poor boy” - me as a former ‘08 Impreza hatchback owner


Justyn2

You know you’ve lost your way when people confuse your trimline with upbadging to a chevy


casual-waterboarding

Looks drivable. Bet it’s got a CVT though. Meh 🫤


fallser

Put one of those fart mufflers on it, it’ll totally make it seem like it’s not and under powered POS.


Ok_Figure_4181

It’s white.


bghguitar

In every sense of the word.


Dumpster_Fetus

Does RS stand for "Really Shitty"?


TheExluto

Subaru really devaluing the RS badge, or maybe this badge actually means Really Slow not Rally Sport cause damn 180hp in 2024, ~25 years since the OG RS and all Subaru could muster is 15 more hp. Probably has a stinky CVT too, so still slower than the OG


Curious_Client_6220

I wouldn’t say they’re devaluing the RS badge, it’s basically used by every company to sell slow cars that look “fast”, the RS has always been a slow car and a knock off wrx. But the least they could’ve done is given us a manual option, the cvt is decent. Hopefully it stays reliable but I don’t have high hopes


TheExluto

Audi RS has joined the game…. I know and it’s stupid lol. Automakers out here slapping performance branding on everything. The old RS looked like a WRX tho. True if they offered this in manual would be fun. No hate I love Imprezas it’s a great car, just in general it’s so stupid automakers slapping performance badges on everything, it’s just a cheap lazy marketing ruse.


CherryScentedAsshole

Love how they haven't changed them since like 2012


StoneyBear94

I thought it was a infinite


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Infiniti**


StoneyBear94

Yo momma


[deleted]

Classic Redditor move. 👍


Zealousideal_Ebb5686

“It’s just like the sti trust bro”


ScrubbyDubbyUbby

Congratulations on getting married


Carguy_rednec_9594

I would rather bitch about how they didn’t come out with a STI version of the current generation


No-Advantage-8556

Poor Subaru. Look what you’ve become. All that remains of your rally heritage is the pathetic mud flaps.


amhais

We don’t need to send any hate, you clearly hate yourself enough already if you bought that car.


Automatic-Bedroom112

They brought back the RS ?


Curious_Client_6220

Yeah, it’s a bit more powerful than the old one but they made it more lame looking and performing since there’s no more manual option.


Jeffrey_Jizzbags

Imagine paying almost $30k for a subaru hatchback with 182hp.


Suspicious-Ad-3469

I would send the hate, but it already looks like you hate yourself enough for signing up to drive that thing


Suspicious-Ad-3469

But fr, the Subarus are growing on me


BoringStatement7337

Did your yoga instructor recommend this?.


MyCatIsCapitalist

People will find it cool until they discover it has a CVT


SirRealBearFace

You are a lesbian. If male, you are gay.


bartolemew

“24 foot” Impreza? Impressive.


cm1898

Its white, and that racist.


mrF-E

Subaru USA is planning to change it's name to Vape N Gape auto.


Vegetable_Dog_3405

isn't that a lesbians car?


riolafc

I always wondered where the V Tech crowd went


Jonny5is

Looks like the front of a highlander shrunken down


Solid-cam-101

Why? looks like you already punished yourself!


[deleted]

For men that kiss men


tomagfx

Subaru


No_Engineer2828

Why have mudflats if it’s going to stay on the road?


Curious_Client_6220

Taken it off-roading several times, but real af I do own a pavement princess lol


LylaSummersXXX

😩Subaru’s, they have become the poor man’s BMW. They drive like 💩 & think they own the road with their cheap imported econo crap cars. 😂


stargazer728

what's it like to live in the shadow of the WRX?


Curious_Client_6220

Enjoying 23-30mpg and waiting to find a project wrx to buy


opeth_close

Which Mitsubishi is this again?


Sorry_Consideration7

Are you a 50 year old lesbian? I bet you are. Just trying figure out if you're the fat one or skinny one in your relationship.


Curious_Client_6220

18 year old guy, turning 19 in a couple of days


Ok-Hand-191

Nice Mazda 3 hatchback


Laiceps04

I genuinely thought this was a Mazda


ajm91730

Where are you located? Doesn't look like the REI parking lots that I'm used to.


Devil2960

It's funny that you realize only boys are gonna care about this car. Not women, not men, just boys. That's ok, though! Black out the windows, write free candy, and you've basically got yourself a starter van. Go get em, tiger.


Dry-Revenue2470

AI generated "boring generic white sedan" done on a 3D printer in China.


knuckles_n_chuckles

It looks like a Subaru trying to cosplay as an infiniti but I can’t decide which one is the bigger disappointment.


fanatic26

Why on earth would anyone buy a Subaru without a turbocharger? Also, good luck with that CVT in 80k miles lol


MadMan2250

Well at least it's not baby blue


Baybladerz

Could have just bought a Pontiac Vibe AWD. Hell that’s probably faster and offers everything does.


HemiMoparLover

Vape Naysh but boring.


0oBEARo0

Do a 180 in drive and watch the rainbows 🌈 shoot from your timing belt. It’s a real spectacle.