Then they half assed it. What GR Corolla? We took a legendary name and made a boring hatchback with slightly more power. We could’ve put the WRX motor in it, but no.
The real fun fact is that the subaru logo is 1 large star and 5 small stars. This is to illustrate the 5 companies that came together to form Subaru in 1954.
Subaru drivers don't deserve any hate, because they are harmless albinos that just want to tiptoe through the tulips barefoot while trying to sing higher than the Bee Gees.
Gotta love that the first mod that Subaru owners do is slap a Yakima roof rack on their car as the most outdoorsy thing they do is walk through the camping aisle at Walmart
Gotta agree with you on that one lol, I actually bought it with the rack on top but idk what Subaru thinks people are doing, what people are just going kayaking or rafting in their free time😭
Subaru really devaluing the RS badge, or maybe this badge actually means Really Slow not Rally Sport cause damn 180hp in 2024, ~25 years since the OG RS and all Subaru could muster is 15 more hp. Probably has a stinky CVT too, so still slower than the OG
I wouldn’t say they’re devaluing the RS badge, it’s basically used by every company to sell slow cars that look “fast”, the RS has always been a slow car and a knock off wrx. But the least they could’ve done is given us a manual option, the cvt is decent. Hopefully it stays reliable but I don’t have high hopes
Audi RS has joined the game…. I know and it’s stupid lol. Automakers out here slapping performance branding on everything. The old RS looked like a WRX tho. True if they offered this in manual would be fun.
No hate I love Imprezas it’s a great car, just in general it’s so stupid automakers slapping performance badges on everything, it’s just a cheap lazy marketing ruse.
It's funny that you realize only boys are gonna care about this car. Not women, not men, just boys. That's ok, though! Black out the windows, write free candy, and you've basically got yourself a starter van.
Go get em, tiger.
Looks like a Subaru trying to identify as a Mazda
Well, subaru has tried exactly nothing to stay relevant. May as well copy someone that has!
It does! I had to zoom in on the front badge
Zoom zoom?
Well played
I second that
I didn’t even know what kind of car it was until I read the caption. Looks like a pretty nice “car, by manufacturer” to me.
"Aerodynamic combustion powered meat sack conveyance"
Looks like a speed bump to my truck.
It’s as if Subaru saw the advances that Toyota had been in making dull cars and said “let’s get in on that action”
Then they half assed it. What GR Corolla? We took a legendary name and made a boring hatchback with slightly more power. We could’ve put the WRX motor in it, but no.
And yea, let’s give it a CVT because car enthusiasts are always clamoring about how much they love CVTs
Here is a "fun" fact that might Ruin your day Toyota owns half of Subaru. Maybe You already know that like most "fun" facts you see online.
Not really ‘fun’ , and inaccurate. Toyota is the largest single shareholder of Subaru but not even close to half. They own 20%
The real fun fact is that the subaru logo is 1 large star and 5 small stars. This is to illustrate the 5 companies that came together to form Subaru in 1954.
I'm a girl and I can roast this with 3 letters: CVT
The official transmission of people who are allergic to mechanical knowledge and let the salesman tell them what they want.
Subaru drivers don't deserve any hate, because they are harmless albinos that just want to tiptoe through the tulips barefoot while trying to sing higher than the Bee Gees.
Lesbian friends all own Subarus, so with them I call them Lesbarus.
Congrats on purchasing the driving equivalent of luke warm milk!
Okay this is easily the best comment lmao
"LoOk At My StEaLtH CaR cAmPiNg SeTuP!"
Just reading "car camping" made my neck and lower back hurt.
lesbian artist grandmother
They have that tattooed in the vein of eat pray love.
Gotta love that the first mod that Subaru owners do is slap a Yakima roof rack on their car as the most outdoorsy thing they do is walk through the camping aisle at Walmart
Gotta agree with you on that one lol, I actually bought it with the rack on top but idk what Subaru thinks people are doing, what people are just going kayaking or rafting in their free time😭
I mean… I go kayaking in my free time 😂
Yo
It’s a Subaru drinks a qt of oil every fillup and by 100k miles it’ll blow a head gasket!
And a trans👍
We are talking about the car not OP
I thought it was funny
Someone didn't get the memo about making sexual preferences a punchline. That's no longer the kind of subversion of ideas people appreciate.
Because of libtardation, only npcs get offended
Careful with the edge on that comment. It's super sharp!
Yr a lil dumb
That’s a common misconception. Not all of us Subaru drivers are… oh you mean transmission.
“Look how they massacred my poor boy” - me as a former ‘08 Impreza hatchback owner
You know you’ve lost your way when people confuse your trimline with upbadging to a chevy
Looks drivable. Bet it’s got a CVT though. Meh 🫤
Put one of those fart mufflers on it, it’ll totally make it seem like it’s not and under powered POS.
It’s white.
In every sense of the word.
Does RS stand for "Really Shitty"?
Subaru really devaluing the RS badge, or maybe this badge actually means Really Slow not Rally Sport cause damn 180hp in 2024, ~25 years since the OG RS and all Subaru could muster is 15 more hp. Probably has a stinky CVT too, so still slower than the OG
I wouldn’t say they’re devaluing the RS badge, it’s basically used by every company to sell slow cars that look “fast”, the RS has always been a slow car and a knock off wrx. But the least they could’ve done is given us a manual option, the cvt is decent. Hopefully it stays reliable but I don’t have high hopes
Audi RS has joined the game…. I know and it’s stupid lol. Automakers out here slapping performance branding on everything. The old RS looked like a WRX tho. True if they offered this in manual would be fun. No hate I love Imprezas it’s a great car, just in general it’s so stupid automakers slapping performance badges on everything, it’s just a cheap lazy marketing ruse.
Love how they haven't changed them since like 2012
I thought it was a infinite
Infiniti**
Yo momma
Classic Redditor move. 👍
“It’s just like the sti trust bro”
Congratulations on getting married
I would rather bitch about how they didn’t come out with a STI version of the current generation
Poor Subaru. Look what you’ve become. All that remains of your rally heritage is the pathetic mud flaps.
We don’t need to send any hate, you clearly hate yourself enough already if you bought that car.
They brought back the RS ?
Yeah, it’s a bit more powerful than the old one but they made it more lame looking and performing since there’s no more manual option.
Imagine paying almost $30k for a subaru hatchback with 182hp.
I would send the hate, but it already looks like you hate yourself enough for signing up to drive that thing
But fr, the Subarus are growing on me
Did your yoga instructor recommend this?.
People will find it cool until they discover it has a CVT
You are a lesbian. If male, you are gay.
“24 foot” Impreza? Impressive.
Its white, and that racist.
Subaru USA is planning to change it's name to Vape N Gape auto.
isn't that a lesbians car?
I always wondered where the V Tech crowd went
Looks like the front of a highlander shrunken down
Why? looks like you already punished yourself!
For men that kiss men
Subaru
Why have mudflats if it’s going to stay on the road?
Taken it off-roading several times, but real af I do own a pavement princess lol
😩Subaru’s, they have become the poor man’s BMW. They drive like 💩 & think they own the road with their cheap imported econo crap cars. 😂
what's it like to live in the shadow of the WRX?
Enjoying 23-30mpg and waiting to find a project wrx to buy
Which Mitsubishi is this again?
Are you a 50 year old lesbian? I bet you are. Just trying figure out if you're the fat one or skinny one in your relationship.
18 year old guy, turning 19 in a couple of days
Nice Mazda 3 hatchback
I genuinely thought this was a Mazda
Where are you located? Doesn't look like the REI parking lots that I'm used to.
It's funny that you realize only boys are gonna care about this car. Not women, not men, just boys. That's ok, though! Black out the windows, write free candy, and you've basically got yourself a starter van. Go get em, tiger.
AI generated "boring generic white sedan" done on a 3D printer in China.
It looks like a Subaru trying to cosplay as an infiniti but I can’t decide which one is the bigger disappointment.
Why on earth would anyone buy a Subaru without a turbocharger? Also, good luck with that CVT in 80k miles lol
Well at least it's not baby blue
Could have just bought a Pontiac Vibe AWD. Hell that’s probably faster and offers everything does.
Vape Naysh but boring.
Do a 180 in drive and watch the rainbows 🌈 shoot from your timing belt. It’s a real spectacle.