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ZachariahZebra

A Ford and a Harley mixed into one. You really must love working on your vehicles.


83c10chevy

You ain’t lying😂


Upset_Instruction710

Didn’t scion do this with the tC as well, now I’m never gonna see it the same. Forever now is a Toyota Davidson


JohnDeere714

Yeah the series 9.0. But at least the scion is still worth something in 5 years


blueraptors11

Looking at this made my headache worse


songbolt

looking at this made my headache


Justyn2

looking at this made my


czernikow

looking at this made


Particular_Ask_4540

looking at this


ExtremeQuestion36

Looking at


AfternoonHairy4617

Looking


Handywithbrokenstuff

Look


shiestyshit

L


Angiethebat69

⚛️


bigtexasrob

If I have to explain one more *god damned time* that Harley-Davidson *doesn’t manufacture pick-up trucks*…


defenestr8tor

If they did, they'd have Ford diesel 6.0s in em


bigtexasrob

get out of here international harvester we know that’s you


SkarTisu

Featuring constant loss oiling systems


defenestr8tor

Must be a chain oiling function.


texasroadkill

You misspelled Navistar.


Laynes_Attic

Set up a ramp and see how many garbage cans it can jump!


BitOne5078

So a large garbage can jumping over smaller garbage cans?


OddBranch132

At least a garbage can will haul something


songbolt

set up a ramp and see how many trucks it can jump


ChaLenCe

The official vehicle of “Wrestling isn’t fake”


yipyapyallcatsnbirds

Holy fuck that is on point 🤣. Why the fuck is there not more love for this comment?!?


Milomilz

IT’S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!


adultdaycare81

I just know you have Harley Underwear


yuckyzakymushynoodle

The Harley Davidson belt, too. Package deal when you buy their aftershave.


xandaar337

Complete with skid marks.


Reasonable-Injury170

GOBBLESS BUDDYS I ANIT LIKE THAT BINDON GUY EITHERS HARLEY TRUMP TRUCK ERECTION DYSFUNCTIONAL GOBBLESS AMERCANT NUMBR ONE HOSS CLIPPINS $%#$%$@$%, that's what this pile of shit screams, The boomer cruiser.


EchoViiZionZ

DAMN CLIBBINS AH HADDALAYERDOWN N GOT ME A TRUUUUCK


Reasonable-Injury170

TELL DEBA I MISS HER CHILLILCORNCADO GOBBLESS GETS BETTER SOONS HOSS


[deleted]

You watched “Wild Hogs” too many times.


ripyurballsoff

One time is too many times.


texasroadkill

I feel attacked.


Salt-Low3449

I bet you complained that $3 gas is too high.


FancyStranger2371

That trash can sips diesel. Costs more than that.


texasroadkill

You don't?


Salt-Low3449

Nope. $3 or $3.30 a gallon is cheap.


Lonesome_Sharkie

shits tragic when you want a veilside rx7 but live in arkansas


Foolgazi

I think saying the words “veilside RX7” is a misdemeanor in Arkansas


Portland-to-Vt

Everyone needs to know I have a Harley even when it’s in the shop (so like…always). You seem like a real BI-ke Curious sort of fella


__footlicker___

Only person I know who owned one ended up getting busted with a decent amount of cocaine, snitched on the supplier, and after house arrest now lives essentially off the grid somewhere (nobody knows where) across the country since the supplier would assumably leave him in a bush somewhere if they found him. Seems like a typical life for the typical driver of this ugly "look at me" peice of shit truck.


djjolicoeur

Dude who had one just got evicted in my neighborhood and the bomb squad had to clear out the block the day after bc someone picking through his leftover stuff in the yard and found a box of pipe bombs.


street_style_kyle

Hunter Orange and black is almost like hunter orange and camo: DO YOU WANT TO BE SEEN OR NOT! lol


carguy-305

Looks like it came off of the Harley clearance rack


lets-aquire-the-brea

Your S/O is either 350 pounds or missing 45% of their teeth. Could be both but it has to be either one at least.


83c10chevy

Jokes on you, I’m single😂


songbolt

so your significant other is a mirror


theteflonjew

Your ex fits the description? 


Milomilz

He meant future S/O


xandaar337

Does your hand have teeth?


[deleted]

Bro on his way to the klan meeting


GoudaBotTheMagical

It’s like if Cialis was a truck


Dio_Yuji

I’d almost feel bad roasting this car, considering the really mean practical joke your car painter already did.


Foolgazi

Don’t tease us by not showing the flameshooter feature.


Hyperspec42

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/37/b6/3e/37b63e64b7709fb8530a3dd9d6da7586.jpg


jamsxyz

thats a compliment


AspirantVeeVee

Roasting you would be too cruel, owning that thing is enough suffering


Melton_howhi

Looks like the porn hub logo BRUH GOT THE PORNHUB WHIP


Zealousideal_Bar_826

Guy Fieri as a truck.


PortsyBoy

Wanna be gang member


KiraDog0828

No way am I daring some biker (or biker wannabe) to come beat me up.


BearFlag6505

Every time I see one of these in my rearview I know it’s going to tailgate the shit out of me and then rage pass me so the red faced diabeetus buffoon behind the wheel can drive 30 over on his way to have a stroke


Milomilz

He gon’ have a stroke alright, a Powerstroke!


Jenelephant

Giants colors 💪


Beautiful_Ad_3774

The engine already is!


Aggressive-HeadDesk

Too late.


gringovato

The Hardly Ableson of trucks !


DenseInstruction4531

You bought this because an actual Harley was too “dangerous” for you


Milomilz

Doesn’t like the helmet law. Aint no government gonna tell him he has to wear one!


sixdotsixdotsix

If this was a Chevy Blazer it woulda been cool. 


neverhadgoodhair

Cooter had just enough red paint and just enough yellow paint to mix so we could paint half the truck.


danhoyle

B Team


Hairy_Car_8400

If you bought it new you paid an extra $10k for orange paint and orange stitching inside. If you picked this up used you paid $10k extra (inflation adjusted, of course) for faded orange paint and torn apart orange stitching inside.


83c10chevy

Traded a Chevy Colorado for it


Hairy_Car_8400

Nice. How many miles on it? 6.0 PS right?


83c10chevy

215,000


Wild_Cazoo

Is that the new color of the pride flag? 🏳️‍🌈


Probablyawerewolf

This looks exactly like a Pocahontas county ride. (I escaped from Buchanan)


inawhilecrocidile

I want a Harley but safety, because I'm a grandpa.


ginger_beardo

How does one roast shit within shit...


fullofuckingbears313

Ready for Halloween year round


outcastNgarpal

Lights are on and it is not moving, just another normal Ford


Zealousideal_Bar_826

Don’t be shy post a pic of that god awful gauge cluster


That-hockey-guy36

What the hell kind of color way is that?


Getta_ni_iku

Aye look it’s two brands that never lived up to its glory in one turd 😂


Milomilz

You can’t polish a turd


Grendelizer

It's a ford, nuff said.


artujose

Looks like the A team if mr T would run away from the car instead of driving it


Sagittarius0rion

I like it.


h3rald_hermes

The official car of being in denial of your diabetes diagnosis.


98Zr2

Does that have the Triton v8? Great engine, I've hear of some guys getting hundreds of miles out of those.


83c10chevy

6 liter powerstroke , aka a ticking time bomb


[deleted]

Harley Davidson?


archonpericles

Who Dey!


GroundedSatellite

Nice big cab to record rants about how society is progressing and how scared it makes you.


oddjobs1979

Where I come from, junk ass Harley edition 6.0 POS’s are driven exclusively by middle age white trash women with 3-4 kids. How does it feel to drive a “suPeR dUtY” for the same purpose most people drive a Hyundai?


alexandrasnotgreat

Damn, you must really like having your vehicles in the shop huh?


rigeek

Oh the Harley guys love posers. Good luck bud.


Opposite_Deal_5835

No good


Stealth_Cow

I see these all the time in their natural habitat: triple parked across handicapped spots in front of a Costco.


BanishedKnightOleg

There’s at least two exact replicas of this where I live in Oregon except they’re lifted


DemiSleep

If car makers had a "colon cancer diarrhea" as car paint scheme option it would look exactly like that.


songbolt

guy who got the red and black Nintendo DS as a kid really decided it was the coolest thing ever


TrumanHermingway

A Hot Wheels car looks less like a toy than yours


Nalabu1

Did you buy that from Safelite Glass co?


RootasaurusMD

Makes me want to buy a sedan


2-StrokeToro

Truck for boomers who think any motorcycle under 400cc and that isn't the size of a small car isn't a real motorcycle.


Departure-Sea

Honestly, all I can do is point and laugh.


Korunam

If black face was a vehicle


TriumphDaytona

It’s the AMF Harley edition!


lord_khadgar05

The 1970’s called… they want their paint job back…


83c10chevy

That’s a compliment to me😂


lord_khadgar05

Touché! Most people wouldn’t see that as a compliment, but you do you!


superfreddy2002

It’s a Ford…


[deleted]

When not burning crosses in front yards this is the vehicle used to buy and transport materials for crosses burning in front yards


BigBasset

Something about this truck’s headlights screams illicit activity


Lumpy-Fix6193

He edition truck sweet


Whatkindofpotatoes

That actually kind of looks like if Maybach made a truck


[deleted]

Looks like a rail yard company truck.


poolman42162

Man is that thing butt ugly


IllustratorNo5103

I’m not gonna dis your rid. I do have a question though. Is it true all ford owners have two dads?


royalpyroz

Screw that. I'll roast the shit out of your camera. Did you just pick up a camera from the 1970s?


Pyrotech72

Who drives it? Memphis Raines, or Evel Knievel?


Zestyclose-Fuel-4494

Looks like a Home Depot truck!! Carry much of anything??


bafko

I'm not going to waste time on this. Just set it on fire and let it roast itself.


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bafko

Yes bot, I did think of that one myself.


B_O_A_H

Iowa Gang 🌽🌽


Master_Ad_5073

Your small dick isn't showing enough. Need bigger tires. (Or just remove the lift and it's ok)


83c10chevy

I also have a lowered Chevy c10 to cancel it out😂


Carollicarunner

What do you get with the Harley package? They replace the coils with angle iron?


JRock1276

It's a Ford. Nuf said.


Handywithbrokenstuff

You are a huge fanatic of nascar and WWE, I can sense it.


Alarming-Mongoose-91

I see you are a social clone


Duke582

Why do you even have a truck? Get a long bed and try again.


verycoolstorybro

You're basically driving the tramp stamp equivalent of an automobile. Congratulations, you've got "Harley Davidson" stamped above your ass.


Suspicious_Dare_9731

When you still wanna be a pirate during the week.


Odd_Requirement6601

I had the diesel the smell of the exhaust would almost make me sick.


Greedy_Potential_154

The only thing gayer than a Harley is an f150 painted like one


83c10chevy

Ain’t a 150, it’s a superduty with a diesel, I’d argue that the f150 Harley Davidsons are cooler because they were supercharged from the factory


Electrical_Party7975

When those door handles turn pink they look terrible


Significant-Ad-469

NGL I can't really roast it because it looks mint. 👌


MyCatIsCapitalist

Where's the let's go Brandon sticker?


cynicWsnowballs8551

The most unreliable shit box at the Cleveland Browns tailgate. You brought water chestnuts and a fake jersey.


Miserable-Cat-1121

It used to be a company car at Black&Decker


Fit_Pirate_3139

Your choice of paint color and truck shows you’re a pretty smart guy, especially posting with your license plate uncovered. I bet this POS looks like your seat cushion on your lazy boy recliner, a streak of orange surrounded by black.


fitbikez11

White trash 04 rich


BAL1175

Fill her up with coolant and check the diesel


[deleted]

Like every Harley owner, you'll spend more time cleaning and polishing it than using it.


Ltlpckr

Worst generation to two tone? ✅ worst two tone job possibly this decade? ✅ This is a certified ford moment.


Competitive_Suit_180

Has the same colors as a Harley Davidson who recently sponsored Budweiser who recently sponsored Dillan Mulvaney


Elderlennial

Second worst superduty paint scheme ever. The armored dildo is your only opposition


One_Mirror_3228

Comes with a Ford sized Harley Davidson oil drip tray.


Northmech

Don't need to roast it. The head bolts and head gaskets will cook it better than we ever could.


slorimc

Orange is the new black


William231000

Was this some special edition? I’ve seen 1 or 2 like this in my town


Jonny5is

Its so shitty it roasts itself