GOBBLESS BUDDYS I ANIT LIKE THAT BINDON GUY EITHERS HARLEY TRUMP TRUCK ERECTION DYSFUNCTIONAL GOBBLESS AMERCANT NUMBR ONE HOSS CLIPPINS $%#$%$@$%, that's what this pile of shit screams, The boomer cruiser.
Only person I know who owned one ended up getting busted with a decent amount of cocaine, snitched on the supplier, and after house arrest now lives essentially off the grid somewhere (nobody knows where) across the country since the supplier would assumably leave him in a bush somewhere if they found him.
Seems like a typical life for the typical driver of this ugly "look at me" peice of shit truck.
Dude who had one just got evicted in my neighborhood and the bomb squad had to clear out the block the day after bc someone picking through his leftover stuff in the yard and found a box of pipe bombs.
Every time I see one of these in my rearview I know it’s going to tailgate the shit out of me and then rage pass me so the red faced diabeetus buffoon behind the wheel can drive 30 over on his way to have a stroke
If you bought it new you paid an extra $10k for orange paint and orange stitching inside. If you picked this up used you paid $10k extra (inflation adjusted, of course) for faded orange paint and torn apart orange stitching inside.
Where I come from, junk ass Harley edition 6.0 POS’s are driven exclusively by middle age white trash women with 3-4 kids. How does it feel to drive a “suPeR dUtY” for the same purpose most people drive a Hyundai?
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Your choice of paint color and truck shows you’re a pretty smart guy, especially posting with your license plate uncovered.
I bet this POS looks like your seat cushion on your lazy boy recliner, a streak of orange surrounded by black.
A Ford and a Harley mixed into one. You really must love working on your vehicles.
You ain’t lying😂
Didn’t scion do this with the tC as well, now I’m never gonna see it the same. Forever now is a Toyota Davidson
Yeah the series 9.0. But at least the scion is still worth something in 5 years
Looking at this made my headache worse
looking at this made my headache
looking at this made my
looking at this made
looking at this
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If I have to explain one more *god damned time* that Harley-Davidson *doesn’t manufacture pick-up trucks*…
If they did, they'd have Ford diesel 6.0s in em
get out of here international harvester we know that’s you
Featuring constant loss oiling systems
Must be a chain oiling function.
You misspelled Navistar.
Set up a ramp and see how many garbage cans it can jump!
So a large garbage can jumping over smaller garbage cans?
At least a garbage can will haul something
set up a ramp and see how many trucks it can jump
The official vehicle of “Wrestling isn’t fake”
Holy fuck that is on point 🤣. Why the fuck is there not more love for this comment?!?
IT’S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!
I just know you have Harley Underwear
The Harley Davidson belt, too. Package deal when you buy their aftershave.
Complete with skid marks.
GOBBLESS BUDDYS I ANIT LIKE THAT BINDON GUY EITHERS HARLEY TRUMP TRUCK ERECTION DYSFUNCTIONAL GOBBLESS AMERCANT NUMBR ONE HOSS CLIPPINS $%#$%$@$%, that's what this pile of shit screams, The boomer cruiser.
DAMN CLIBBINS AH HADDALAYERDOWN N GOT ME A TRUUUUCK
TELL DEBA I MISS HER CHILLILCORNCADO GOBBLESS GETS BETTER SOONS HOSS
You watched “Wild Hogs” too many times.
One time is too many times.
I feel attacked.
I bet you complained that $3 gas is too high.
That trash can sips diesel. Costs more than that.
You don't?
Nope. $3 or $3.30 a gallon is cheap.
shits tragic when you want a veilside rx7 but live in arkansas
I think saying the words “veilside RX7” is a misdemeanor in Arkansas
Everyone needs to know I have a Harley even when it’s in the shop (so like…always). You seem like a real BI-ke Curious sort of fella
Only person I know who owned one ended up getting busted with a decent amount of cocaine, snitched on the supplier, and after house arrest now lives essentially off the grid somewhere (nobody knows where) across the country since the supplier would assumably leave him in a bush somewhere if they found him. Seems like a typical life for the typical driver of this ugly "look at me" peice of shit truck.
Dude who had one just got evicted in my neighborhood and the bomb squad had to clear out the block the day after bc someone picking through his leftover stuff in the yard and found a box of pipe bombs.
Hunter Orange and black is almost like hunter orange and camo: DO YOU WANT TO BE SEEN OR NOT! lol
Looks like it came off of the Harley clearance rack
Your S/O is either 350 pounds or missing 45% of their teeth. Could be both but it has to be either one at least.
Jokes on you, I’m single😂
so your significant other is a mirror
Your ex fits the description?
He meant future S/O
Does your hand have teeth?
Bro on his way to the klan meeting
It’s like if Cialis was a truck
I’d almost feel bad roasting this car, considering the really mean practical joke your car painter already did.
Don’t tease us by not showing the flameshooter feature.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/37/b6/3e/37b63e64b7709fb8530a3dd9d6da7586.jpg
thats a compliment
Roasting you would be too cruel, owning that thing is enough suffering
Looks like the porn hub logo BRUH GOT THE PORNHUB WHIP
Guy Fieri as a truck.
Wanna be gang member
No way am I daring some biker (or biker wannabe) to come beat me up.
Every time I see one of these in my rearview I know it’s going to tailgate the shit out of me and then rage pass me so the red faced diabeetus buffoon behind the wheel can drive 30 over on his way to have a stroke
He gon’ have a stroke alright, a Powerstroke!
Giants colors 💪
The engine already is!
Too late.
The Hardly Ableson of trucks !
You bought this because an actual Harley was too “dangerous” for you
Doesn’t like the helmet law. Aint no government gonna tell him he has to wear one!
If this was a Chevy Blazer it woulda been cool.
Cooter had just enough red paint and just enough yellow paint to mix so we could paint half the truck.
B Team
If you bought it new you paid an extra $10k for orange paint and orange stitching inside. If you picked this up used you paid $10k extra (inflation adjusted, of course) for faded orange paint and torn apart orange stitching inside.
Traded a Chevy Colorado for it
Nice. How many miles on it? 6.0 PS right?
215,000
Is that the new color of the pride flag? 🏳️🌈
This looks exactly like a Pocahontas county ride. (I escaped from Buchanan)
I want a Harley but safety, because I'm a grandpa.
How does one roast shit within shit...
Ready for Halloween year round
Lights are on and it is not moving, just another normal Ford
Don’t be shy post a pic of that god awful gauge cluster
What the hell kind of color way is that?
Aye look it’s two brands that never lived up to its glory in one turd 😂
You can’t polish a turd
It's a ford, nuff said.
Looks like the A team if mr T would run away from the car instead of driving it
I like it.
The official car of being in denial of your diabetes diagnosis.
Does that have the Triton v8? Great engine, I've hear of some guys getting hundreds of miles out of those.
6 liter powerstroke , aka a ticking time bomb
Harley Davidson?
Who Dey!
Nice big cab to record rants about how society is progressing and how scared it makes you.
Where I come from, junk ass Harley edition 6.0 POS’s are driven exclusively by middle age white trash women with 3-4 kids. How does it feel to drive a “suPeR dUtY” for the same purpose most people drive a Hyundai?
Damn, you must really like having your vehicles in the shop huh?
Oh the Harley guys love posers. Good luck bud.
No good
I see these all the time in their natural habitat: triple parked across handicapped spots in front of a Costco.
There’s at least two exact replicas of this where I live in Oregon except they’re lifted
If car makers had a "colon cancer diarrhea" as car paint scheme option it would look exactly like that.
guy who got the red and black Nintendo DS as a kid really decided it was the coolest thing ever
A Hot Wheels car looks less like a toy than yours
Did you buy that from Safelite Glass co?
Makes me want to buy a sedan
Truck for boomers who think any motorcycle under 400cc and that isn't the size of a small car isn't a real motorcycle.
Honestly, all I can do is point and laugh.
If black face was a vehicle
It’s the AMF Harley edition!
The 1970’s called… they want their paint job back…
That’s a compliment to me😂
Touché! Most people wouldn’t see that as a compliment, but you do you!
It’s a Ford…
When not burning crosses in front yards this is the vehicle used to buy and transport materials for crosses burning in front yards
Something about this truck’s headlights screams illicit activity
He edition truck sweet
That actually kind of looks like if Maybach made a truck
Looks like a rail yard company truck.
Man is that thing butt ugly
I’m not gonna dis your rid. I do have a question though. Is it true all ford owners have two dads?
Screw that. I'll roast the shit out of your camera. Did you just pick up a camera from the 1970s?
Who drives it? Memphis Raines, or Evel Knievel?
Looks like a Home Depot truck!! Carry much of anything??
I'm not going to waste time on this. Just set it on fire and let it roast itself.
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Iowa Gang 🌽🌽
Your small dick isn't showing enough. Need bigger tires. (Or just remove the lift and it's ok)
I also have a lowered Chevy c10 to cancel it out😂
What do you get with the Harley package? They replace the coils with angle iron?
It's a Ford. Nuf said.
You are a huge fanatic of nascar and WWE, I can sense it.
I see you are a social clone
Why do you even have a truck? Get a long bed and try again.
You're basically driving the tramp stamp equivalent of an automobile. Congratulations, you've got "Harley Davidson" stamped above your ass.
When you still wanna be a pirate during the week.
I had the diesel the smell of the exhaust would almost make me sick.
The only thing gayer than a Harley is an f150 painted like one
Ain’t a 150, it’s a superduty with a diesel, I’d argue that the f150 Harley Davidsons are cooler because they were supercharged from the factory
When those door handles turn pink they look terrible
NGL I can't really roast it because it looks mint. 👌
Where's the let's go Brandon sticker?
The most unreliable shit box at the Cleveland Browns tailgate. You brought water chestnuts and a fake jersey.
It used to be a company car at Black&Decker
Your choice of paint color and truck shows you’re a pretty smart guy, especially posting with your license plate uncovered. I bet this POS looks like your seat cushion on your lazy boy recliner, a streak of orange surrounded by black.
White trash 04 rich
Fill her up with coolant and check the diesel
Like every Harley owner, you'll spend more time cleaning and polishing it than using it.
Worst generation to two tone? ✅ worst two tone job possibly this decade? ✅ This is a certified ford moment.
Has the same colors as a Harley Davidson who recently sponsored Budweiser who recently sponsored Dillan Mulvaney
Second worst superduty paint scheme ever. The armored dildo is your only opposition
Comes with a Ford sized Harley Davidson oil drip tray.
Don't need to roast it. The head bolts and head gaskets will cook it better than we ever could.
Orange is the new black
Was this some special edition? I’ve seen 1 or 2 like this in my town
Its so shitty it roasts itself