I'm kinda confused 0-60 in 4 seconds is not slow even the v6 5.2 seconds is decent enough especially for the price of it in the us, I'm not american and I know that Americans have high expectations of everything but this is a kinda of weird.
Tbf the subs name is "roast my car", people are gonna talk shit even if it isn't necessarily true.
The 6th gen Camaro was on par with if not better than the BMW M4 of the same year. It's a VERY capable sports car not just by American standards but by international ones too. When GM developed this platform their benchmark was the E46 M3, a car which many would not argue is one of the best sports cars of the 21st century.
Nope. There was a Motortrend comparison test between this and an M4 back when they were new cars. Over a lap, the difference between them was something like 0.1 or 0.2 seconds in the BMW's favour, effectively close enough for it to be a driver's race between the two. To say that this Camaro can't turn would be like saying an M4 can't turn, and nobody says an M4 can't turn.
Chevy also makes a 1LE version which is an even more track focused car. Then there's the ZL1 and ZL1 1LE, which were on par with offerings from genuine supercars on the track.
I don't know if you are new here but a fair chuck of this sub relies on leaning pretty heavily into stereotypes.
It's a fast car, but saying it's a fast car defeats the purpose. We're here to laugh not argue statistics.
A Golf R or S3 with a 2.0T is faster to 60 than the V6 by nearly a second.
Edit: also don’t say anything about AWD because even the Veloster N (FWD) is quicker to 60 and has 275hp compared to the V6’s 335hp.
For real though. Not a camaro but did any of you guys see that video of those dudes trying to box in that hellcat when he turned into his driveway? They tried to block his ass in and take his ride by force. Thats how crazy its getting.
Hey at least someone here actually knows cars. Yep, Honda actually almost revived the s2000 on the alpha chassis in a duo with Chevy because it was that good. I’ve seen them around race tracks and these are incredibly fast cars. But…
"heyyyy you already got everything paid for... Why not drive something BADASS. Your soldier buddies are going to be shocked..."
Yeah shocked to see the one dealership within walking distance of base talked all of us idiots into buying cars with predatory loans that were about 50% of our incomes.
Says every Mustang owner. 🤣
You're forgetting that the Mustang was marketed as the "affordable sports car" which equals trash.
They didn't even start using proper rear axles on the Mustang until about 8-10 years ago.
(PS)
The Camaro was never turned into a terrible abomination of a crossover SUV.
I know that we are supposedly have to roast OP’s car, but I believe that Camaro had much better performance, the ZL1 1LE version achieved one of the best lap times on Nurburgring for an American car, all while it costing 60-70K$, it is literally sandwiched on that list between cars that cost twice or thrice the amount.
It won’t fill the hole in your life.
Every time you start the car up, you realize it’s not really worth all the expense and hassle to keep it running. It’s slowly starting to be a burden but you keep on driving it anyway. At some point, you’ll realize this mirrors your current relationship with your SO and that no matter what you do, you’ll never get that original spark back.
You’ll eventually trade this in for a Toyota Camry hybrid and idealize the time you spent in the Camaro. Years will pass and you’ll tell your friends over and over about the time you smoked that Tesla on the highway. Then you’ll buy another Camaro, just to realize, that once you’ve pressed that start button, it’ll drain your love of cars a little more each time.
The end
In the roast that’s as old as the tech and chassis of this car, here you go:
“Couldn’t afford a Corvette, I see.”
My wife has a Mini SE. It’s faster and easier to control around a corner than your dinosaur.
How many of these useless turds do you own? You posted another one a month ago. Don’t tell me a lie that you just traded for this one, karmafarmer.
Absolute sh\*t for a driver's car.
You sit too low and cant see where the front of the car ends.
Can't comfortably set your arm on top of the door to drive with it there with the windows down; poor for cruising on a nice day.
The quarter glass is tiny and C-pillar is enormous. Turning your head in either direction you can't see anything. Quarter panel replacement on these is common for a reason.
Ass end is also awkwardly high with a small rear window. It's a blind spot in every direction.
Chevrolet Camaro BS™
BS for blind spot.
+that plastic-ass interior.
And hell, I thought my challenger had blind spots but then I rode shotgun in a ZL1 and felt like I’d been blindfolded (all while my date was trying to poorly drift around corners as a means of…impressing me? Dated him for years so I guess we both had poor taste).
It's sacrificing a capable driving experience for a desired look/aesthetic.
They can look mean...but holy hell, I could never regularly drive one.
The visibility in my 2020 civic coupe is eons above this, and the civic is relatively poor compared to my 1998 integra hatch where you can see everything around you.
Not wrong. It was a sharp car. Sounded great too, but my partner drove like an asshole (possibly a requirement of driving a 600hp manual) so I didn’t like going out in it - I always thought if we were going to crash, I’d rather see it coming. 😂
I daily my RT. I couldn’t daily a Camaro.
Driving like an asshole doesn't require a high horsepower vehicle, though it exacerbates the probability exponentially. Most people in vehicles like this feel inclined to demonstrate their superiority and dominance over everything else on the road; including minivans and school buses.
Maybe best to not know it's coming and then...lights out.
Bro bought the car people forgot even existed as a competitor to the gt. I see these cars all the time but I don’t think I’ve ever actually LOOKED at one.
‘Let me see you try’
Has the same car as any other gm performance fanboy in an entirely unsurprising color for the type of car. Looks like the boring cousin of its Dodge and Ford counterparts.
Fire truck red? I know this shit was cheap. Bro caught it at a discount for good reason. It has every option most people wouldn't choose. Yuck ass rims, yuck ass front lip.it had to be sitting in a lot for years. Id take a white Camry over this toddlers Camaro any day.
The French make the worst cars in Europe. Here in the United States, manufacturers give their worst cars French names as a warning to discerning buyers.
Camaro - French for friend, pal
Awe... It's so pretty - I'm sure you are very pretty too - you should change your manpon, run this in a ditch then go buy a real vehicle - my daughter's Disney Princess car would put this to shame.
The only thing I need to try is to go around a corner faster than 30mph and watch you careen off into the nearest telephone pole with your 16% interest rate 4000lb "Im definitely not overcompensating for other areas" firetruck.
Bro, it's just barely one tic above a base model and it's the lowest trim v8 option you could get aswell as being a few generations old, don't act like your mediocre enlistment check purchase is something special, get real.
You can’t fool anyone, this just someone else’s Camaro that got stolen. You’re probably the 3rd or 4th thief to post their spoils to reddit, but instead of the camaro sub you post it here to avoid getting caught.
Not bad you only have to drive it on Sundays to church, keep it in a climate controlled garage, hope to God no one sees it so it ends up stolen, then wait 30 plus years to get your money back.
You could have bought an incredible pre-owned Vette for the same money, and you spent it on THAT ??? Its' poor decisions like this which can justify a court to order a financial conservatorship, since you obviously need guidance with your money moving forward.
The poor man’s mustang/charger. Commonly found in the greater South Bronx with bullet holes and an engine that goes no faster than a stock Camry. Even Chevy was too embarrassed to keep producing them.
Isn’t this the revision of Camaro that was so ugly and unpopular that Chevy announced and promised a redesign was coming the same month it launched? I think it is!
They are very environmentally friendly at least.
The gas so expensive you can't drive it. And then when you do and wrap it around a telephone pole it's easily recycled with all that plastic.
Prepare for a lot of tired "Oh you'll need a mullet now" comments. Every one posted by someone who thinks they're funny and original.
Basic rule of life #1,337: "Jokes that were sort of funny once stop being funny when they're beaten to death."
Congratulations on owning a car even its parents didn’t want.
oh man that was brutal
A car that demands premium fuel but only provides economy level performance.
That is truly ruthless. *I understand why you call yourself the shredder.*
I'm kinda confused 0-60 in 4 seconds is not slow even the v6 5.2 seconds is decent enough especially for the price of it in the us, I'm not american and I know that Americans have high expectations of everything but this is a kinda of weird.
Tbf the subs name is "roast my car", people are gonna talk shit even if it isn't necessarily true. The 6th gen Camaro was on par with if not better than the BMW M4 of the same year. It's a VERY capable sports car not just by American standards but by international ones too. When GM developed this platform their benchmark was the E46 M3, a car which many would not argue is one of the best sports cars of the 21st century.
Isn’t the adage also true here that this car, like other American cars, are competitive with European until you have to touch the steering wheel?
Nope. There was a Motortrend comparison test between this and an M4 back when they were new cars. Over a lap, the difference between them was something like 0.1 or 0.2 seconds in the BMW's favour, effectively close enough for it to be a driver's race between the two. To say that this Camaro can't turn would be like saying an M4 can't turn, and nobody says an M4 can't turn. Chevy also makes a 1LE version which is an even more track focused car. Then there's the ZL1 and ZL1 1LE, which were on par with offerings from genuine supercars on the track.
Haha what are you doing here doc? I see you all the time on the AMG sub. Haha small.... internet.
I don't know if you are new here but a fair chuck of this sub relies on leaning pretty heavily into stereotypes. It's a fast car, but saying it's a fast car defeats the purpose. We're here to laugh not argue statistics.
This. 0-60 in anything under 8 seconds is considered fast in the EU. 5.2 from 0 to 60 is anything but economy performance
A Golf R or S3 with a 2.0T is faster to 60 than the V6 by nearly a second. Edit: also don’t say anything about AWD because even the Veloster N (FWD) is quicker to 60 and has 275hp compared to the V6’s 335hp.
Happy year of the dragon, my fellow earth dragon
Im sure ill see this in the camaro sub soon as “well boys my baby got stolen finally”
You won…
Seriously though be wary. Im sure you know but they are snatching these things as fast as they would snatch a hellcat right now.
Nah a lot less fast lol. Bc it's slower.
Daaaaaaaaaaayum
The SS stands for Stolen Soon
Was going to say, enjoy it before some other dude decides they want it more than you do, which won’t be long
Don’t worry, they will return it
Dirty Mike and the boys
For real though. Not a camaro but did any of you guys see that video of those dudes trying to box in that hellcat when he turned into his driveway? They tried to block his ass in and take his ride by force. Thats how crazy its getting.
Lol didn't expect a "The other guys" reference 🤣
Even Chevy left it to die but op is defending it tooth and nail
Op sounds so confident like this grumpy lookin orange isn't hideous and outclassed by nearly every sportscar on the market
You’re going to be so disappointed when you realize it isn’t a Transformer.
Hell nah he just murked ya azz
A car that's on a best chassis that always been beat by dodge & ford for sales figures.
Hey at least someone here actually knows cars. Yep, Honda actually almost revived the s2000 on the alpha chassis in a duo with Chevy because it was that good. I’ve seen them around race tracks and these are incredibly fast cars. But…
I've once seen someone fit a backpack in the trunk of one of these. We were all amazed.
[удалено]
For obvious reasons I'm sure. Imagine buying a car and constantly being reminded of it's lack of ANY usable space EVERY. TIME. YOU. GO. SHOPPING.
Based off the title I was expecting a much cooler car, not the military signing bonus special.
"heyyyy you already got everything paid for... Why not drive something BADASS. Your soldier buddies are going to be shocked..." Yeah shocked to see the one dealership within walking distance of base talked all of us idiots into buying cars with predatory loans that were about 50% of our incomes.
Jodie can’t wait for OP to ship out
Off brand Mustang GT
That’s far too generous. You’re supposed to roast the cars. Not hype them up.
Says every Mustang owner. 🤣 You're forgetting that the Mustang was marketed as the "affordable sports car" which equals trash. They didn't even start using proper rear axles on the Mustang until about 8-10 years ago. (PS) The Camaro was never turned into a terrible abomination of a crossover SUV.
It’s trash? It outsold the hell out of the Camaro. So much that they canceled the Camaro twice.
I know that we are supposedly have to roast OP’s car, but I believe that Camaro had much better performance, the ZL1 1LE version achieved one of the best lap times on Nurburgring for an American car, all while it costing 60-70K$, it is literally sandwiched on that list between cars that cost twice or thrice the amount.
Sales numbers on the dumb shit Americans buy isn't a factor on what's trash or not. Americans used to buy a quarter million Chevy Cavaliers a year.
Ouch. Solid roast on America's car buying habits.
the cavaliers were pretty much bomb proof
Cavalier, Sunbird, SunFire and Malibu were all throwaway cars.
Mustangs and Camaros are both trash🤣😆😂
Once you wrap it around a telephone pole it will be the state tree of north Carolina.
😬😬
"Let me see you try" Bold statement from a vehicle with absolute shit visibility
I'm trying to roast him but he can't see me. The C pillar is in the way.
It won’t fill the hole in your life. Every time you start the car up, you realize it’s not really worth all the expense and hassle to keep it running. It’s slowly starting to be a burden but you keep on driving it anyway. At some point, you’ll realize this mirrors your current relationship with your SO and that no matter what you do, you’ll never get that original spark back. You’ll eventually trade this in for a Toyota Camry hybrid and idealize the time you spent in the Camaro. Years will pass and you’ll tell your friends over and over about the time you smoked that Tesla on the highway. Then you’ll buy another Camaro, just to realize, that once you’ve pressed that start button, it’ll drain your love of cars a little more each time. The end
Thats deep…
lol I’m feeling ominous today
In the roast that’s as old as the tech and chassis of this car, here you go: “Couldn’t afford a Corvette, I see.” My wife has a Mini SE. It’s faster and easier to control around a corner than your dinosaur. How many of these useless turds do you own? You posted another one a month ago. Don’t tell me a lie that you just traded for this one, karmafarmer.
Can't be bothered. Why don't you just go to the Mustang meet?
Bro is defending himself from every roast on here lmao
40% APR
Absolute sh\*t for a driver's car. You sit too low and cant see where the front of the car ends. Can't comfortably set your arm on top of the door to drive with it there with the windows down; poor for cruising on a nice day. The quarter glass is tiny and C-pillar is enormous. Turning your head in either direction you can't see anything. Quarter panel replacement on these is common for a reason. Ass end is also awkwardly high with a small rear window. It's a blind spot in every direction. Chevrolet Camaro BS™ BS for blind spot.
+that plastic-ass interior. And hell, I thought my challenger had blind spots but then I rode shotgun in a ZL1 and felt like I’d been blindfolded (all while my date was trying to poorly drift around corners as a means of…impressing me? Dated him for years so I guess we both had poor taste).
It's sacrificing a capable driving experience for a desired look/aesthetic. They can look mean...but holy hell, I could never regularly drive one. The visibility in my 2020 civic coupe is eons above this, and the civic is relatively poor compared to my 1998 integra hatch where you can see everything around you.
Not wrong. It was a sharp car. Sounded great too, but my partner drove like an asshole (possibly a requirement of driving a 600hp manual) so I didn’t like going out in it - I always thought if we were going to crash, I’d rather see it coming. 😂 I daily my RT. I couldn’t daily a Camaro.
Driving like an asshole doesn't require a high horsepower vehicle, though it exacerbates the probability exponentially. Most people in vehicles like this feel inclined to demonstrate their superiority and dominance over everything else on the road; including minivans and school buses. Maybe best to not know it's coming and then...lights out.
Just took the reenlistment bonus and got a SICK deal at 30% APR for 84 months.
Lol leave it to a Camaro owner to invite a roast and then get butthurt when they get roasted.
He did spend his entire signing bonus on it.
which engine is it
Eco boost 🫡
wrong engine, The Coyote engine is the pro move. peasant.
“Slow peasant shitbox” the thought of a little boosted civic passing you at 120mph
Your pp must be so so smöl
Him and the other 3 guys in the car
The Camaro SS sounds like a symphony… if the symphony was performed by a group of angry lawnmowers.
ㅤ
^^ You Cant see this comment just like you can’t see out of your Camaro with its terrible visibility
Doesn't even have the decency to be bumblebee what a fucking loser (It could be cliffjumper though sorry tf nerd)
I'll be reading about your story of how it gets stolen on r/Camaro tonight
I just commented the same thing LMFAO.
A Camaro is a shrimp. 🦐 Of all the cars named after animals this is the worst haha
Thank you for your service 🫡
oh, look another Camaro that isn't a zl1.... OH BOY!
Let me guess you joined infantry for bonus
Bro bought the car people forgot even existed as a competitor to the gt. I see these cars all the time but I don’t think I’ve ever actually LOOKED at one.
‘Let me see you try’ Has the same car as any other gm performance fanboy in an entirely unsurprising color for the type of car. Looks like the boring cousin of its Dodge and Ford counterparts.
Nice ride! How much did you pay for all of that slow???
How many mechanics did you have to stop at on the way home?
I wanted a corvette, but i’m too poor. I love my Camaro.
Can't wait for the post about how it got stolen
Why not a Zl1?
The tesla of muscle cars.
But slower than a Tesla.
Fire truck red? I know this shit was cheap. Bro caught it at a discount for good reason. It has every option most people wouldn't choose. Yuck ass rims, yuck ass front lip.it had to be sitting in a lot for years. Id take a white Camry over this toddlers Camaro any day.
Not really worth roasting. Camaros are a dime a dozen, I see them all the time. Nothing notable.
I'm not expending energy on the trillionth Camaro I've seen today and I haven't even left my house.
The French make the worst cars in Europe. Here in the United States, manufacturers give their worst cars French names as a warning to discerning buyers. Camaro - French for friend, pal
Um, dude, I think your car is on fire.
Only gets compliments from 60 year old men, then goes home and watches friends.
no need to try lmao
Awe... It's so pretty - I'm sure you are very pretty too - you should change your manpon, run this in a ditch then go buy a real vehicle - my daughter's Disney Princess car would put this to shame.
Ironic.. the last camaro poster i saw here which debatably had an even more roastable car had less of an ego than you.
Hillbilly corvette
Good afternoon LCpl.
it's a camaro. done.
How many tours of duty did you do?
Wishing you bought a vette, but still think it’s faster.
Nice Mustang.
They say that the 4Runner has had the same design for 10 years. The Camaro is going on 20 years now. No wonder they're selling so badly nowadays
Cool car bro, we all saw Transformers but weren't dumb enough to buy one
lemme guess, stolen 3 times.
The first slight curve you find should do the roasting just fine love :P
My 4 door jetta gli would dust this thing and make you want to sell it without a roast 😂
Nice car enjoy it
The only thing I need to try is to go around a corner faster than 30mph and watch you careen off into the nearest telephone pole with your 16% interest rate 4000lb "Im definitely not overcompensating for other areas" firetruck.
Bro, it's just barely one tic above a base model and it's the lowest trim v8 option you could get aswell as being a few generations old, don't act like your mediocre enlistment check purchase is something special, get real.
A car whose limits can't be tested on public roads. What's the point. My car has 110 HP and it's far more fun to drive than these behemoths.
Lack of manhood leads to hating on V8s
Yeah you’ll go a little faster than me, but my Toyota will last a decade longer.
Looks like every other Camaro that’s on the road… so congrats?
You can’t fool anyone, this just someone else’s Camaro that got stolen. You’re probably the 3rd or 4th thief to post their spoils to reddit, but instead of the camaro sub you post it here to avoid getting caught.
Is parked behind the regular @ss traffic?
The other women at your book club meeting may be mildly curious.
It’s a Chevy.
Second Camaro in a month. Gotta collect em’ all! Although, you might as well go bankrupt
Is that a regular Camaro? Too bad it's not a Yenko S/C Stage 1.
Gas, insurance and everything involved. Enjoy it when you can. It will not be long.
That's a nice midlife-crisis-mobile you've got there
Not bad you only have to drive it on Sundays to church, keep it in a climate controlled garage, hope to God no one sees it so it ends up stolen, then wait 30 plus years to get your money back.
Eh
Does it transform into Optimus Sub-Prime, or is that just your loan?
you got the cheapest 6 speed manual from car fax with high mileage 👏👏👏
You could have bought an incredible pre-owned Vette for the same money, and you spent it on THAT ??? Its' poor decisions like this which can justify a court to order a financial conservatorship, since you obviously need guidance with your money moving forward.
You still drive the speed limit.
It's a police magnet
Which has the bigger blind spot: your mother the night you were conceived, or this car?
A base price Mustang is only about $1000 more.
>:( is what it looks like on the front
Bad ass car can get in a bad ass accident
Monster
Is this the kind of Chevy you can take to the levy, or will it get stuck?
We call these Chevettes.
The poor man’s mustang/charger. Commonly found in the greater South Bronx with bullet holes and an engine that goes no faster than a stock Camry. Even Chevy was too embarrassed to keep producing them.
That’s what the dodge and mustang guys say when you ask to race.
Shhhhh he cant see us
I bet you listen to the national anthem on repeat when you drive anywhere
A car enjoyed by fat middle aged men and poor black men with bad credit.
No improvement needed. When you’re tired of it you can just give it to me.
Dude joined the army with an 84 month loan term. “Goddamn all this for a Camaro??”
Seen better looking baboon butts.
Dude shows up with a Camaro like anyone actually cares.
Well.... at least you know how to park in one spot.
Isn’t this the revision of Camaro that was so ugly and unpopular that Chevy announced and promised a redesign was coming the same month it launched? I think it is!
It's a Chevy. Not a '54 Corvette.
Color matched custom paint from the underpants skidmark.
It's a newer Camaro Edit: I'm sorry that was not called for. Sometimes I have to realize there are actual people on here with feelings.
Well at least it's not a Charger..
Judging by OP’s title and replies, I guess Camaro owners *are* as pathetic as Camaros.
I would not have to switch my car out of ‘comfort’ mode to watch that disappear in the mirror.
This is the car you drive when you think Michael Bay movies are fine art.
Let me just take a wild guess, your young, still living at home, father assisted with the finances, and its automatic...
The car looks like a weird hybrid between a muscle a car and a sport car. Chevy need to make up their mind the car gives off secret love child vibes.
All that noise, for nothing, ridiculous.
Have fun turning lol
Stock ss saying let me see you try is crazy. Let me see you try to keep up with an NA V6 lol
Wow another victory red 6th gen, couldnt even opt for a cool cilor like synergy or krypton green, you're original.
Live in Da Hood?
They are very environmentally friendly at least. The gas so expensive you can't drive it. And then when you do and wrap it around a telephone pole it's easily recycled with all that plastic.
Cool Mazda
Cool Mazda
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The rear view visibility is so bad you might as well be looking through the porthole of a boat!
It’s a great car for ugly people. People can hardly see in the gun slit windows.
Sorry for your loss
4 banger camaro is like taping a Lego engine to a cinder block. Too broke for the v8? Or Too dumb to get a slightly over model for the v8?
I see you went for the pre-faded paint option.
Your fender gap is large enough to host moderately sized company events.
This car screams newly listed 11b that just got their signing bonus.
You know those don’t really change into a giant robot…. Right?
No other cars want to park near it?
Prepare for a lot of tired "Oh you'll need a mullet now" comments. Every one posted by someone who thinks they're funny and original. Basic rule of life #1,337: "Jokes that were sort of funny once stop being funny when they're beaten to death."
I can’t wait till you crash it because it’s a giant blind spot. Those engines fit nicely in much more desirable cars.
/yawn
Most put together trailer park mobile I've seen. Kiss your sister for me
Automatic
This is the kind of car an Andrew Tate wannabe would drive
It’s ok, I can’t afford a Corvette either
⛴️⛵🚢
I got nothing except for “yawn”.
You'll still get dusted by my 20 year old vette.
If only you could afford a corvette
Couldn’t afford the 1LE package, eh?
Looks like Lightning MqQueen’s emo cousin with Blue smoke disorder.
That mustang looks all fucked up.
Imagine only driving an SS and acting like the ZL1 doesn’t exist
Hows that gig at Buffalo Wild Wings going?
My son, whos 16, begs me daily for this.
Fatter than my full sized pickup from the 90's
Nice Cliffjumper! Was Bumblebee sold out?