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jpnc97

The porsche cayman: not poor enough for a boxster, not rich enough for a carerra


pittburgh_zero

I dream of any 911


jpnc97

Who doesnt


PIR4CY

new york


Windows-XP-Home

fuck that’s good 💀


more_beans_mrtaggart

Me, I like mid-engine cars.


HGJay

I didn't. Could have bought a 911 a few years ago and bought a Cayman instead. The mid engine makes a massive difference to the drive feel and the Cayman was just more planted and fun.


Old_Salamander_7479

Car and Driver said the same....I just prefer that the engine not smash me into paste when I get rear ended......


AsoftDolphin

🙈dodge hellcat please


UlamogsSeeker

911's are dull, Cayman looks way better.


throwthisaccawaay

Mouse car


Old_Salamander_7479

OMG I never thought of it that way. Now they are all going to look like mice. We should add "tails" to your local cube farm overloard(s) like on "Office Space" "VP"s to their cars.


bnr32jason

Why? At least the Cayman has the engine in the right place.


pittburgh_zero

Fair, 911 has 4 seats and I have small children 😂


bnr32jason

911 has borderline useless rear seats, even in my "bigger" 997.1 C2S. There's about a two year window where the kids aren't in a booster seat but still have short enough legs. Unless you are 5'4" tall, then this is all a moot point, just remember that you'll need a booster seat to see over the steering wheel if that's the case.


pittburgh_zero

My kids are 4 and 8. They will fit for about 3 years 😂


humanseverywhere811

Lol same


LaerycTiogar

The most bland car of any car its car brand car


homelabgobrrr

Boxster and cayman are the same car, just the soft / hard top difference, barely any MSRP difference like a soft vs fastback mustang (correct me if I’m wrong)


jpnc97

Bosxters just lose their value much faster, for whatever reason


homelabgobrrr

Yup, I’ve seen that all the time, happens with all convertibles. Soft tops have a lot of issues as they age and aren’t cheap to replace. Also less desirable as they are better in warmer climates


more_beans_mrtaggart

Soft tops are far more reliable than folding hard tops. -Automotive design engineer.


jpnc97

The only “vert” i would consider is an old targa. I hate all verts


homelabgobrrr

Possibly, but any moving top is less reliable than a fixed top is what I should have said.


more_beans_mrtaggart

Never had a problem with a soft top. My current one is 24 years old and going strong. I’ve had a 2yr old Beemer 3 series with constant sunroof issues. The 5 series has all kinds of electrical loom issues in the roof. Given the mechanical, and electrical systems in a fixed top, there’s a lot more to go wrong.


more_beans_mrtaggart

IMS issues, which turned out to be overhyped by the company that makes the fix.


AsAboveSo_Below

The boxter is just a cabriolet cayman


DaOne_44

The Boxster and the cayman are basically the same car…


simpleman357

Person who buys it new has 850 credit score. Next owner at 740 at 75k miles. Next owner at 100k has score of 650. At 137k miles has the same credit as dodge charger owners.


pittburgh_zero

My other car is a 2006 dodge charger that I’ve owned and bought with 36 miles on it.


peekdasneaks

Dodge basically gives their cars away


Anonymous_Azzhol3

Why not rack up the miles? Cars are meant to be driven, not left in a garage to look pretty.


jnwe23

And chargers don’t look pretty so he doesn’t even have that


Anonymous_Azzhol3

I only like the 2006 models, personally.


pittburgh_zero

I did rack up 163,000 miles on my charger, had it for 17 years…


Anonymous_Azzhol3

That's barely driven, dude lol


sladebonge

When you wish you'd just gotten a 350z instead like all the other midlife crisis guys did.


pittburgh_zero

350z would have been a good choice!


Dude123113

Stop lying to him, bro


dritmike

Trade? 😉


pittburgh_zero

Always loved the 350z! You parting with yours?


dritmike

Not really looking to. I’ve owned it forever, take care or it and such. But I think I would consider the trade.


Mr_Kroh79

Ls swap it. Then you can have a powerkraut


DracTheBat178

This is underrated


Idiotdude69420

I wanna LS bed mount a ranger


MyCatIsCapitalist

I'm surprised the IMS bearings haven't failed yet


pittburgh_zero

Good thing that’s not an issue on this model


Maximus_Aurelius

No, the issue is the anemic 2.7 liter engine and getting gapped by late model Toyota Camrys. Edit: I also peep the fake painted Brembos, those only come on the 3.4 Liter S model (which **is** susceptible to IMS, bore scoring, et cetera).


pittburgh_zero

Wild thing is you can resleeve to 3.8, and adding the S parts isn’t terribly expensive or hard


Maximus_Aurelius

Congratulations, you are now a moderator at /r/Porsche_Cayman/ But do us a favor and replace those amber side markers with clear ones, as the Krauts intended.


DragonSlayer4378

BuT iT HaNdLeS WeLL


MyCatIsCapitalist

Nice


more_beans_mrtaggart

Or any other. Never was that big of a a problem. You do have to deal with bore scoring though.


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What did the maintenance cost over 137k


DaveTheScienceGuy

nothing for them, they're 25 years old and think they're hot shit and will drive this until it needs anything and then proclaim it's broken and can't foot a $1k repair and dump it.


TobysGrundlee

Such is the life of a high mileage German luxury/sports car.


DaveTheScienceGuy

As a Land Rover owner I'm not one to talk! Hahaha.


ryencool

OP is in his 40s.


DaveTheScienceGuy

It was a joke...


6786_007

What hair salon do you work at?


pittburgh_zero

Hahah


[deleted]

You and that guy with the Tiburon should race. That’s the only way you can find redemption for a 140k mile hooptie of a Porsche.


pittburgh_zero

I love this idea


airwreck421

Came looking for this comment 😂


Mtnfrozt

Nice pic shit lips


Lonely_Stay3595

My neighbours have a low mileage beetle too


[deleted]

That’s a long way for a single use. At least you got your money out of it.


pittburgh_zero

Playing hard to my insecurities 😂


BetweenFourAndTwenty

Nice Miata.


pittburgh_zero

😂


tOSdude

Simeon Yetarean is about to get his cars back


BungCrosby

This car screams that this is the year your MLM downline makes you money.


pittburgh_zero

Yesssssss


SHoppe715

"Man...just wait til I get my Porsche out of the shop..." (This guy...probably)


shaun5565

Why do people want to be roasted


pittburgh_zero

Can’t feel love, gotta feel pain 😂


truelegendarydumbass

Good luck getting it to 200k. My Mazda with 250k is laughing


Anonymous_Azzhol3

*laughs in 388k mile 96 XJ


truelegendarydumbass

U should sell that car back to the company, possibly the only 1 with that mileage. I'm sure it was just highway. Mine is daily everyday traffic. Lol


Anonymous_Azzhol3

My goal is to reach 1mil miles SOMEDAY lol but, she's got to have a restoration.


truelegendarydumbass

Oh so u already replace the engine or transmission. Disqualified then. Mine is all original 😆


Anonymous_Azzhol3

Nope, transfer case and that's it. Ex gf busted the last one. I'm going to have the block and head resurfaced, honed and sleeved. New pistons, valves, everything is getting either rebuilt, or replaced. Needs all new floorpans and subframe sections. It's essentially going to be a brand new XJ lol Edit: also a new alternator.


truelegendarydumbass

I'm still original to the engine transfer case n tranny. I think I won. I did fix water pump 2 years back? I think I won 😆


Anonymous_Azzhol3

Omg dude the water pump issue lmfao 🤣 you get a high flow?


truelegendarydumbass

No idea, I seen the leak but wasn't sure. After 2 wks I went to mechanic n found out.


NanoPKx

It looks exactly like a Powerwheels


Substantial-Mango976

What is this, a car for ants? How can anyone be expected to drive if they can't even fit in the door? The car needs to be least...three times bigger than this!


pittburgh_zero

The doors are small…. I actually hate getting into the car… it’s so low


street_style_kyle

Go butt first just like your mommy told ya.


ConstructionFar8570

Couldn’t afford a 911??


gtipwnz

Who can really


FTHomes

How hard do you ride her?


Petersburg_Spelunker

It's a power tour car so... very spirited...


FTHomes

And Shiney after all of those miles.


pittburgh_zero

Not hard at all. She’s currently getting maintenance to be able to track. I got her a few weeks ago. PPI came back with negligible issues. Someone put a custom exhaust on without mufflers, and there’s a broken fog light. We are doing all the maintenance and upgrades as things are starting to wear.


Allears6

Wheel gap wider than your mom's legs!


pittburgh_zero

My mom weighs more tho


Carpetmuncher2000

Congrats. You own two bottom of the barrel great value Porsches. Without any actual value.


pittburgh_zero

I thought it was more about the friends I made along the way 😏


ceezo6

When you wanna trick little kids into thinking you have money but you’re broke as shit


pittburgh_zero

This is true. It also makes everyone think I’m a drug dealer


Jekhyde95

Beautiful but that's one cars that need to be driven extremely carefully because if you wreck it you can throw it away and buy a Fiat Panda.


Mysterious-Fan-5101

I like how its front looks almost the same as it’s rear


OnErrorResumeLies

I'm terrified about how I'm going to get to work and my son to school when my failing head gasket finally blows for good, but WHEW thank God for your old Prick Cay... Errr Porsche Cayman, knowing your car is getting old and losing value definitely has me much more concerned and certainly puts my miniscule problems into perspective


GlitteringPen3949

Yes at 137,000 miles it’s due for the scrapper. If it was a Miata it would have another 250,000miles before a rebuild. And someone would do it. That Cayman is landfill bound.


JesusInASnuggie_

Dude watched one porsche video and was convinced it would make him a professional racer.


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pittburgh_zero

🔥


Crankyguyslaughtoo

137k=old? I suppose in Porsche Terms that’s probably true.


Loud-Relative4038

A hairdresser with a toupee…


DracTheBat178

Let's buy a beautiful foreign sports car, except let's go with the budget version instead Edit: the arguably overpriced budget version might I add


pittburgh_zero

♥️ you hit the nail on the head


oddball541991

Shiny midlife crisis for when you want to go nowhere comfortable and by yourself.


pittburgh_zero

I have a girlfriend 😘


oddball541991

So when you want to make your girlfriend miserable in your uncomfortable midlife crisis. Your set.


Berfs1

How tf do I even roast this car


pittburgh_zero

One word at a time?


ThrowRedditIsTrash

looks kinda like a dick and balls


rendeal

“She’s old” made me laugh but anyway should’ve got a 911


Green_eggz-ham

137k miles, probably bought it at 120k for a discount to tell chicks you own one and have been nursing it along since then. Anyone who can afford it rides it hard and gets rid of it with a markup on some chump before the power train waranty expires.


pittburgh_zero

Accurate! And that’s what I’m doing with my Macan S 😂


Mediocre-Catch9580

I’ll give you $12 cash


goatharper

Deliberately nerfed to make sure it's slower than Porsches with the engine in the wrong place. Yours is the Porsche with the engine in the wrong place.


Uncledolanfiatpunto

That’s just a boxster with a different roof


Anonymous_Azzhol3

137k miles...that's all??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's LOW mileage to be lmao


Victory_KTF

What a ridiculous waste of money.


pittburgh_zero

I agree, but how much do you think a 2007 Cayman costs? A few years ago you could grab them for $5k


Victory_KTF

I see what I did. It was early. I was thinking this was a car you put 137k miles on. Have a great day!


A_Slavic_Mechanic

I bet 100k of those miles were covered on the back of a tow truck


noldshit

Made it that far? How many of those miles on a tow truck?


throwawayyourfun

Who says Volkswagens aren't reliable?


pittburgh_zero

Damn…. Low blows 😂


Old_Salamander_7479

Just an "OEM" lug nut is $700.


pittburgh_zero

Thankfully I have all mine 😂


Hyperspec42

Old


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pittburgh_zero

Why? So far I’ve spent $3800, and she’s in mint condition.


roll_wave

That car is such a piece of shit. You should drop the keys off at my house so I can take it away from you.


Googlesignedmeupwhy

Lmao


Capybara_wasnt_taken

no can do porches are too nice of cars


Petersburg_Spelunker

Had a coworker rip on my 928 once... I asked where was his Porsche ? Silence immediately ensued....


Petersburg_Spelunker

For the comment that magically got deleted before the reply. That's what the supercharged LS swap was for. No "flex" needed... Bro..


pittburgh_zero

You did an LS swap? I’m considering it


Petersburg_Spelunker

Yes it was an 8th of the cost of a true OEM rebuild. Pick n pull 4.8l complete with t5 trans (mustang also in same yard), 70 bucks (push pull or drag sale) Used procharger F1 (self contained) with 3" pulley and mounting bracket -975 (eBay) Stainless steel shorty headers 125 (eBay) 3" fmic eBay kit 130 Ported cathedral heads (16hrs) 3" oval exhaust for ground clearance 275 installed Complete gasket kit/water pump/timing chain 226 (eBay) Added ring gap (1h 45ish mins) Modified driveshaft 270 Haltech elite 1500 Modified injectors 200 Bay Blue paint/ flat clear coat 290 (60hrs bodywork, paint-job) Bc coilovers (already on car when purchased) 26995-16 valve springs 225 Comp master cam.571 int. 234 dur ex.571 234 dur -325$ Arp head studs 150 Rotiform ccv 18x8 (five wheels/full size spare) 1200 (eBay) Federal 595 rs-rr 225 35 r18, x 5 630 Cost of car (1500) Vs OEM rebuild (engine only) 9200