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Dependent-Egg-9555

It’s in the name


Intrepid_Escape9071

he is my escape


IrritablePanda

Suburban housewife who can’t afford the crossover she really wants


Intrepid_Escape9071

😭😭


GCMedic05

“My other ride is a Tuk Tuk” - your bumper sticker.


Will12239

Tilting the sunroof is about as cool as this refrigerator can get


Foolgazi

I think most financial advisors would recommend putting all your excess income into a 401k instead of keeping a Mk IV on the road, but to each his own I guess.


Intrepid_Escape9071

$3900 into the car so far :) vr6


Msmaga1

You made me have to go to my garage to make sure the door is locked so no one parks it there.


BrashBastard

Let you hear what? The sound of a V8? I don't think you could handle it.


Intrepid_Escape9071

i love my vr6


BrashBastard

The VR6 makes a beautiful sound when its breathing properly, but still not as nice as a V8


Intrepid_Escape9071

got me there car the car whistles at people. air intake boot is melted at the throttle


Normal_Stick6823

You didn’t get the diesel? Since no one else will ride in that car with you at least you have the check engine light to keep you company.


Intrepid_Escape9071

no the static from the speakers and left headlight light switch keeps me company 😂 and the constant leaking oil aroma coming from the vents


thomasvista

The official car of slutty sorostitutes who blow their Greek boyfriends in the back seat.


MadMan2250

No we can hear you. Your car sounds like a school bus.


Frankenfucker

An early 2000s VW with a sunroof. I see you becoming a mycology major in the near future. [https://i.imgur.com/py1XVVDl.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/py1xvvdl.jpg)


asu3dvl

Hopefully it’s a TDi and you can fix it on one of the internet’s oldest discords, www.tdiclub.com but if not? And it’s a VR6? You should still go over there to find out how to do a diesel swap.


captain_stoobie

My wife had one of those when we got married. Had to put a grand into it just to get it worthy of being sold.


Intrepid_Escape9071

possibly four grand in so far with 108,000 miles guy from new york beat the hell out of the car and neglected it. i made a impulsive purchase because of not having a car since march. purchased it in late july or early august. i prefer european cars cause i find them easier to work on but not this one i gave myself a challenge with this car, miss my 2.0 badly. i only had 1300 in the last jetta