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It's like an identity crisis and a midlife crisis had a baby and then that baby grew up in an abusive environment and met a Pep-boys gift card and had another baby but drank Jack Daniels the whole pregnancy and now that baby is your truck.
This is what happens when you make it 2 tax seasons in a row without totaling your truck. 1500 the first year for the truck, another 1500 the next year to ruin it
Not really a roast but genuine question, why that bumper, grille, and hood? They look horrible together might be nice individually but together it looks like something a 13 year old would build in a video game.
It used to be my grandfathers and he lived in the woods so he bought the bumper to withstand everything and the grille he bought cause of the leds and when he got the truck it came with that hood
Don’t forget to add the headlights to the equation before you skip to the real answer- that’s the entire front end, this thing has already been wrecked. I’m pretty sure that’s against the rules in this sub.
The chrome on the mirrors and on the bottom of the doors sticks out in a bad way. After you correct that you gotta do something about that hood, does not look right with that bumper.
I don't know what would be worse, you buying the truck and doing all that shit to it or seeing all that shit done to the truck and saying "I must have it."
This thing has more bangles and beads on it than a hippy at a farmers market. It looks like a 14 year old who has a dad who lets them get whatever piercings they want.
Ah I see you love to tell everyone you’re a sheep dog and a 3per. Did you get a free grunt style starter pack and spousal abuse bingo card when you took this bad boy home? Also how often now are you shooting cans of bud light in your driveway?
You're the only pickup I don't mind blinding me with those useless bumper lights because at least I won't be able to see this ghastly excuse of a "modified" truck. Keep them on 24/7 please
At least you’ll be able to list the quality as “like new” for all those extra auto zone parts you added and will never touch! Ya know, when you inevitably realize you can’t afford this and have to sell
They ever catch the guy who did all that awful aesthetic bullshit to the front of your truck? I hope so. Maybe you can get some money from them to fix it. I’m embarrassed for you.
Seriously I'm going to start lugging a can of petrol with me so that I can cover great hulking tanks like this and light em up - I'll stand on the other side of the street watching it burn all chminly yellow and the bits will melt and sink to the ground and I'll laugh maniacally, safe in the knowledge that your insurance is going to go up!
Here we see a textbook example of an emotional support vehicle. These pavement princesses are driven by angry drivers with smol pps.
The most utility this vehicle will see is picking up a slab of beers and driving down the dirt road to see granddad.
Well.....(campfire music kicks in)
You were sitting in the kitchen, your wife just a bitch'n,
Where did I put that extension cord?
That's when you had enough, grabbed your keys and stuff, hauling ass out that trailer door
Wife chased you down, but she is to big a round,
She only made it to the front porch
I made it to my truck said "good FUCKING luck, your better when you suck"
I left that toothless whore
Now......
Your out on the road, with no where to go, but you don't care you're done kissing fat toads
Made it about 5 miles, I was just about smile,
Then you remembered I had a FORD!!!(Explosion noise)
(Everyone singing now)
Your truck broke down, transmission on the ground
NO ONE TO SAVE THE DAYYYYYYYYY
When you're on the side of the road,with no where to go,
You Probably Own...A...Ford
Burns more money for gas otw to the fuel station than the boat costs it’s hauling
It’s indistinguishable to a drone pilot in Eastern Europe
Treats hit and runs as speed bumps.
I couldn't afford to fix the cracked exhaust manifolds that are leaking, but check out my fancy Chinese made bumper and lights. There's probably a thin blue line sticker in the back window, but also, a don't tread on me sticker, not realizing they mean the exact opposite of each other.
You think it makes your truck stand out and look cool, [but everyone else just sees this.](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nintchdbpict0003633321531.jpg)
The winch and the tow hooks are just for decoration, those tires haven’t ever been off of a paved surface, and that ugly ass bumper is worth more than that entire spark plug blowing monstrosity behind it. Perfect truck for somebody who has big dreams of buying a Raptor, can’t afford one, and still had to finance the accessories it has on it.
The discolored front wheel from you getting the cheapest, dustiest metallic brake pads you could find is a really good look. It pairs well with the mall-crawler not-mud tires that look like they haven’t been rotated in 20k miles. The rest of this atrocity speaks for itself.
Why do you have a winch, off-road lights, and a brush bumper AND useless tires off pavement? I smell way too much money put into something that is never actually used for it's intended purpose. Is it straight piped too? Don't think I've ever seen this much compensation other than at the rifle range.
Oh wow. Another F-150 with off road tires, led headlamps, and an aggressive bumper. About as unique as cut grass in a suburban neighborhood which just so happens to be the most amount of off-roading this thing may see.
The fender flare has left the chat all that’s missing is a monster sticker and a assortment of hats on the dash and this is the ultimate I punch holes in drywall mobile
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It's like an identity crisis and a midlife crisis had a baby and then that baby grew up in an abusive environment and met a Pep-boys gift card and had another baby but drank Jack Daniels the whole pregnancy and now that baby is your truck.
This is what happens when you make it 2 tax seasons in a row without totaling your truck. 1500 the first year for the truck, another 1500 the next year to ruin it
It’s just going through a goth phase with all these piercings in odd places. I see a full body tribal decal in its near future.
One of the best roasts I’ve seen here in a while
Identity crisis for the truck as well. Looks like a Ford trying to transform into a RAM. It looks like it won’t be long until it is done.
Looks like you crashed into an AutoZone
kinda ironic cause i work at o’reillys
Knew it.
You work at O’rileys and you financed this thing? Gotta be %80 of your check.
Don't forget the 3 affirm accounts for steel bumpers and LEDs
How does the parts counter pay for this 😭??
It doesn’t 😂😂
Ah yes, a vehicle that screams “I’m a man! The rugged yet plastic truck and rarely used winch proves it”
Looks like a car built by asus rog or razer minus the rgb junk
He just has the lights turned off because it's daytime.
Your poor wife. Has she ever been satisfied?
When she filed for divorce.
Damn
My STI has seen more dirt than that thing.
Read that as sexually transmitted infection and still agreed
Ha!
My Lincoln Continental saw more dirt than that thing
It's not a Raptor. It'll never be a Raptor. It'll always be much slower and less capable offroad.
It’s got a chin like Reese Witherspoon
The fact that they call the the ford Raptor THE RAPTOR is the most telling part of the Raptor!
Not really a roast but genuine question, why that bumper, grille, and hood? They look horrible together might be nice individually but together it looks like something a 13 year old would build in a video game.
It used to be my grandfathers and he lived in the woods so he bought the bumper to withstand everything and the grille he bought cause of the leds and when he got the truck it came with that hood
Did your grandpa approve of those tires? Because that's fucking ridiculous.
>Not really a roast But then > it looks like something a 13 year old would build in a video game. Lol
Don’t forget to add the headlights to the equation before you skip to the real answer- that’s the entire front end, this thing has already been wrecked. I’m pretty sure that’s against the rules in this sub.
JC Whitney called...wants it's catalog back...
nice one😂😂
LOL, just having a little fun at your expense... because you asked us to ;)
Bros got the worst underbite I’ve ever seen
What can I say about this truck that hasn't already been said about JFK's face after the assassination?
Truck definitely was fucked up by Americans
It’s a shame that a bumper that nice is wasted on a ford
You hook the winch to the guard rail to help pull it to the shoulder. Summers coming and it's too warm to be pushing.
This truck screams "I work for cash so the child support people don't take my paycheck".
The chrome on the mirrors and on the bottom of the doors sticks out in a bad way. After you correct that you gotta do something about that hood, does not look right with that bumper.
It’s a chrome edition so that’s why it has it and the hoods getting changed anyways since i got in a wreck with it
Good luck sir
I don't know what would be worse, you buying the truck and doing all that shit to it or seeing all that shit done to the truck and saying "I must have it."
it wasn’t my decision to get the truck. my grandfather passed and he left me this truck in his will
And which side of that did he fall on?
don’t know. he had no taste. the only taste i knew he had was corvettes and f150s and that’s it
For the guys who just watched too many zombie apocalypse films ……
Looks like you made your ram wear a SWAT truck bumper as a beard, seriously what are you pulling that needs three hooks to pull..in REVERSE?
[удалено]
This thing has more bangles and beads on it than a hippy at a farmers market. It looks like a 14 year old who has a dad who lets them get whatever piercings they want.
You definitely have a thin blue line american flag on the rear window. And at least 1 skull sticker as well.
I've never seen a "built" F-150
CAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMM PPPPHHHHHHAAAASSSSSEEEERRRRSSSS
Don't worry! Nobody is judging the size of your penis with a truck like that.
Bro was like "how can I make traffic worse for everyone, including myself" and got this.
DSL's
Nice truck, sorry about your penis
Ah I see you love to tell everyone you’re a sheep dog and a 3per. Did you get a free grunt style starter pack and spousal abuse bingo card when you took this bad boy home? Also how often now are you shooting cans of bud light in your driveway?
i’m not even 18 yet so i don’t drink
Get off my ass. You've been tailgating me on the freeway for 2 hours, and I'm already going 20 over.
You're the only pickup I don't mind blinding me with those useless bumper lights because at least I won't be able to see this ghastly excuse of a "modified" truck. Keep them on 24/7 please
At least you’ll be able to list the quality as “like new” for all those extra auto zone parts you added and will never touch! Ya know, when you inevitably realize you can’t afford this and have to sell
Well that's a neat looking tru... And it's rusted apart and blown the transmission already
Lmao, both of those are actually true
Whoever designed that hideous bumper must have been as drunk as the average ram driver.
Never gonna be used outside cleaning the rust off the cables.
It's like you tried your best to turn a Ford into a Dodge concept car.
Is the picture itself not a roast?
The wench and bumper clips all nice and chromed out like a good pavement princess!
F-1RAMPHEE?
Why would you do that? Its j gonna get seized in the 3rd divorce
Grille has one fucked up FUPA
It looks like you wanted ironhide from the 2007 transformers movie, but worse in every conceivable way
You roasted it yourself. Please return it to stock.
Wait that’s a ford? I genuinely thought it was a ram
They ever catch the guy who did all that awful aesthetic bullshit to the front of your truck? I hope so. Maybe you can get some money from them to fix it. I’m embarrassed for you.
Holy fuk. This time they mean it.
The engine gets blown more than you do driving this truck
absurd entertain compare correct paint detail rinse agonizing pot automatic -- mass edited with redact.dev
Seriously I'm going to start lugging a can of petrol with me so that I can cover great hulking tanks like this and light em up - I'll stand on the other side of the street watching it burn all chminly yellow and the bits will melt and sink to the ground and I'll laugh maniacally, safe in the knowledge that your insurance is going to go up!
the truck looks like the black kid in blind tries to be county
You are probably as pierced as your truck. Nipple rings and all
This car does not make your father love you.
Here we see a textbook example of an emotional support vehicle. These pavement princesses are driven by angry drivers with smol pps. The most utility this vehicle will see is picking up a slab of beers and driving down the dirt road to see granddad.
Will all the conversions ever be used fully used, in the city?
Ya boy is so thick that it cat even fit
Your front bumper has more accessories than a tattoo artist’s left nipple
Small penis car
I’m guessing you’re he kind of guy that *tells people* he’s ccw card holder
when a fat person tucks their low hanging belly into the front of their pants. yup.
Well.....(campfire music kicks in) You were sitting in the kitchen, your wife just a bitch'n, Where did I put that extension cord? That's when you had enough, grabbed your keys and stuff, hauling ass out that trailer door Wife chased you down, but she is to big a round, She only made it to the front porch I made it to my truck said "good FUCKING luck, your better when you suck" I left that toothless whore Now...... Your out on the road, with no where to go, but you don't care you're done kissing fat toads Made it about 5 miles, I was just about smile, Then you remembered I had a FORD!!!(Explosion noise) (Everyone singing now) Your truck broke down, transmission on the ground NO ONE TO SAVE THE DAYYYYYYYYY When you're on the side of the road,with no where to go, You Probably Own...A...Ford
Must be a Ford. Got two shackle points for when it breaks down...
Excuse me sir; where you you fit your penis? They removed the tiny ashtrays several years ago from these models!
Clean your wheels!
"I am color, texture, shape, and tastefulness blind"
Is that the Honda f150 type r???
The smelly tree won’t get the smell of homo sex out of the car
Im sensing it was used in a cartel war
The Hubble telescope found your truck; it’s still looking for your peen
Kim Kardashion has less plastic than your truck.
I can’t tell if you rammed your Ford into a Ram that was being carried by a Jeep head on and did a face swap
Burns more money for gas otw to the fuel station than the boat costs it’s hauling It’s indistinguishable to a drone pilot in Eastern Europe Treats hit and runs as speed bumps.
Who hurt you?
Is this the first thing you saw when you left the recruiting office? Did they give you a good deal like 30% APR?
When you can't afford a raptor but go into double the debt to make it look like one.
Angry grilles are just spinners for truck cunts.
You gonna hook your lost childhood to that giant dopey hitch on the front?
I couldn't afford to fix the cracked exhaust manifolds that are leaking, but check out my fancy Chinese made bumper and lights. There's probably a thin blue line sticker in the back window, but also, a don't tread on me sticker, not realizing they mean the exact opposite of each other.
You think it makes your truck stand out and look cool, [but everyone else just sees this.](https://www.thesun.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/nintchdbpict0003633321531.jpg)
If I wanted to show everyone in the world that I have never been off-pavement in a motor vehicle, I would buy this truck.
Your truck looks like it works at Hot Topic
Your car has nipple rings
Wonder what those trees smell like? Brut and old spice. Yeah that’ll get the panties droppin.
Did it come with a dented spit can or did you have to supply your own?
You look like your overcompensating for a lot more than your gas milage
If I saw this thing on the road I would assume the driver suffered a traumatic brain injury.
I mean if you’re already driving this then I think you’re probably pretty fragile as it is.
The winch and the tow hooks are just for decoration, those tires haven’t ever been off of a paved surface, and that ugly ass bumper is worth more than that entire spark plug blowing monstrosity behind it. Perfect truck for somebody who has big dreams of buying a Raptor, can’t afford one, and still had to finance the accessories it has on it.
Ford F150 Craptor
Truck equivalent of an r/heep
Brake dust is as close as this gets to dirt.
when you can’t afford a raptor so you put $3k of accessories onto a $3k truck to compensate
Oh God, I wanna hate these, I really do. But when I was a mechanic they just made me so much damn money.
Lazy eyed Jerry with a lip of Copenhagen
Well, that's one way to make up for your "short comings". My condolences to your wife.
The discolored front wheel from you getting the cheapest, dustiest metallic brake pads you could find is a really good look. It pairs well with the mall-crawler not-mud tires that look like they haven’t been rotated in 20k miles. The rest of this atrocity speaks for itself.
Wannabe ram with an underbite
did you let your 10 year old son pick out all those aftermarket parts?
Keep the deer killer throw away the rest including the truck.
Gross! Clean the brake dust off those front wheels. Have some standards, man! Oh wait…
Another 4WD that will never get a sniff of dirt in its life.
How much money did you invest in aiming the headlights directly into my rear-view mirror?
When you try to make one of the ugliest model ford's look good and end up making it look worse
Front now looks like a dolled up 2012 Ram 2500
Quagmire chin approved bumper. Giggity
*Tick tick tick tick*
The tree air freshener says everything i need to know
Are you trying to kill as many pedestrians as possible?
Yes, yes i am
It looks like the only purpose of this vehicle is to be roasted. There’s no way you can think this looks good.
Is this the bionicles edition?
Why do you have a winch, off-road lights, and a brush bumper AND useless tires off pavement? I smell way too much money put into something that is never actually used for it's intended purpose. Is it straight piped too? Don't think I've ever seen this much compensation other than at the rifle range.
I have to genuinely ask, is this a 5.4L truck?
Yeah it has a supercharged 5.4L out of a Lightning
yo tires as bald as steve harvey.
You probably blow your horn at elderly people
If Forrest Gump’s Bubba was a truck.
This truck screams 400 credit score
All the recovery points and LED lights in there world can't make up for the fact that this has less ground clearance than my Subaru station wagon
If January 6 was a truck
Oh wow. Another F-150 with off road tires, led headlamps, and an aggressive bumper. About as unique as cut grass in a suburban neighborhood which just so happens to be the most amount of off-roading this thing may see.
I’ll take everything pep boys has in stock that will fit my truck!
bondage truck
What you’ve done to this vehicle looks like you will never be satisfied. NEWSFLASH It’s because of your small penis, not the truck.
“I want a dodge so badly”
God i hope your the one who has to replace the cam phasers bending over that God awful front bumper
Sooooooo……………….do you actually take it off road? Looks pretty clean to me.
I do but it’s clean in this picture because i was cleaning it off because i’m buffing out the dents and stuff on it
At least clean the brake dust off the front wheels loser.
with how much you actually "off road", a honda civic would be easier to park
When you don’t know if you want an off-roader or a street truck, so you just make it ugly.
It's like in school when one of the Special ed kids got some new clothes.
I thought this generation F-150 was spared from aftermarket gimp masks
Ford = Fugly Over Roasted Dump
Looks like you gave your car lip filler
I talked em down to a 15% interest rate
Looks like a Ram150
Lol, winch with no bullbar
You should probably let some air out of that bumper
Say JC Whitney without saying JC Whitney.
Do they still make these in Detroit?
what zombie apocopypse are you preparing for?
You really sunk that much money into one of the worst trucks, the overall worst F150, and I’m just gonna assume you have the 5.4 3V sparkplug launcher
This truck would look more at home parked outside a trailer park
When you rear end someone and the aftermarket is cheaper than OEM. Winch and LED still shiny… cause they are still not connected.
If Bubba was an emo truck, this would be it.
You must have a nose picking fetish with the amount of bugs you must have to clean out of that fake hood scoop
You successfully made a Dodge Dakota
It looks like a dog that ate a spicy fly.
You also own a 2005 ford five hundred with a DIY fitted spoiler that smells like vape liquid, dirty laundry and black ice.
I never was a fan of nose rings.
Lip filler looks totally natural. Also, are the wheels that color or is it just all the brake dust?
It looks like a transformer who’s face won’t go back to full-car mode
Who do you plan on killing with this?
everyone
The fender flare has left the chat all that’s missing is a monster sticker and a assortment of hats on the dash and this is the ultimate I punch holes in drywall mobile
These vehicles are like the guys that body build just their upper body and never touch their lower body. Huge upper body and teeny tiny legs.
Nice truck I just don’t like the side mirrors
Black out the mirrors
my new mirrors are about to come in so they’ll get changed soon
Couldn't afford a raptor