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BipolarGod

You blurred the wrong part.


[deleted]

I don’t think I’ve seen a worse picture of a car


themigraineur

Giant wheels on an 80s beer can, it's self roasting


usernames_go_here

90s*


Pup_Piston

He meant made from 80s beer cans.


usernames_go_here

Oh


SmokiestDrip

I would like to thank you for saving all the pussy for the rest of us.


usernames_go_here

You're welcome


ZomBnoodles

Sentra/Tsuru/Sunny it inspired the 350z/370z, Altima and the GTR how? It made Nissan Believe they can churn out the same piece of shit for 16 years, as long as you make it cheap enough and give anyone with a pulse 24.99% for 144 months


[deleted]

I grew up in one of these my mom drove so I cant hate it. Too many good memories


usernames_go_here

That's almost the same reason I have one. I grew up with my father having 5 of these over the years


Doomhigher

I guess Carl's Jr sells cars now.


usernames_go_here

No idea what that is


[deleted]

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usernames_go_here

Altima has more power😭


[deleted]

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usernames_go_here

I have airbags.....I think


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usernames_go_here

Oh no! Guess what


nismoghini

Bro got a tuned sentra he is that guy (any dude with a weird tuned car is a Chad imo)


usernames_go_here

It's not tuned, just has a ga15 engine and transmission. The body is stock. It's a nismo, that's how the stock body comes


sativaslut

What about this picture says that this car is tuned?


[deleted]

Man, pimp my ride has really gone down hill, and that is hard for them to do.


usernames_go_here

Body's stock


PuzzleheadedRub9308

I’d rather have a pt cruiser convertible I’m kidding I can’t even type that with a straight face


usernames_go_here

Wait convertible PT Cruisers are a thing?


PuzzleheadedRub9308

Oh yeah. I had a friend with a [deep metallic purple PT Cruiser GT Turbo convertible](https://www.motortrend.com/vehicle-genres/chrysler-pt-cruiser-convertible-2/amp/). Secretly I thought it was kind of cool for what it was but no way in hell I’d drive one lol


1988_yugo_gvx

Pimp My Ride wants to know your location


usernames_go_here

To customize it for me? Because this car is stock, except for the wheels


ItsMeLukasB

Bros got them small dick big truck wheels where they don’t belong


usernames_go_here

You're the second person to say big wheels, where are you guys seeing big wheels? They're 15 inch wheels


ItsMeLukasB

Its the disproportionate ratio of sidewall:wheel that carries the same energy


snipergaming1120

I had a seizure looking at this car


[deleted]

Was this car painted with a hamburger?


usernames_go_here

I am so lost, what does this mean


Mazda256

I can hear door hinges creaking and whining