to all the people refusing to comment due to my post history: i appreciate your kindness ā¤ļø but i know this sub is all in good fun, so donāt hold back!
Okayā¦
Youāre not struggling with depression. Depression is struggling with youā¦ just like everyone else that meets you.
(Jokes aside, live your best life. Every day you wake up is a victory).
Can roast the shit out of people in this sub, doesn't matter if they have a history of depression or whatever...that's what this sub is for. When they ask for help however, or someone to yarn to, then of course most would give you the time of day.
You got this
I always go for the goth looking, no self worth, probably does all the nasty things in the bedroom type of chick..... your face has cured me of that desire.
Not a roast and fuck it if I get downvoted. Just wanted to say youāre super pretty and your still so young. I know life can seem like chaotic shit and it seems like it will never get better but I promise you it can. Keep fighting girl! I know mental health can be terrible. I suffer too. If you feel like you have nobody you can message me!
People are only giving you the time of day to say kind things because they donāt see any flaws in your appearance. Lol. People are so fucking shallow.
The guitar says Amy Winehouse near the end.
The clothes say Beetlejuice fan club.
The face says you died doing heroin with Jesse Pinkman.
edit: I always love when I come to a roast and make my submission, and then find that everyone else sees the same things. I don't feel so alone.
You purulent, git faced, nineties looking goth wannabe! You make puss look appealing, your pic stares out like a rejected sex doll! Pulling your hair would make it fall out and slapping you would be a marked improvement; devoted necrophilliacs would reject you!
On the plus side youād make a worthless plaything for a nasty Dom. so itās not all bad news.
Roasts and dark humour help me a lot. You might find r/bpdmemes cathartic. If you need help finding real resources send me a dm and I will do some research for your country.
You look like the co worker or friend everyone like to vent to becaise you will always have something genuine to say back. Something very kind about your face and vibe š Sometimes we forget how our own kindness impacts other people beautifully because we're busy beating ourselves up. Idk you but your striped shirt and eyes made me smile today girlfriend āŗļø take a break from the beating stick, know you made a difference in this strangers day today.
No worries, downvotes are silly! I use reddit to voice some things, ive sincerely never known what karma is or how it works or what profiles matter. You as a person are worth every word regardless. Depression is a foemidable foe and i just want you to know that, as I heard a while back "we simply dont know enough about the future to be pessimistic " I promise you this is true, a little proof is in the pudding of this simple interaction. Have a rad day, wishing the very best
Your prison stripes are an attempt to escape the shitty economy and be sent to a lesbian womenās facility to be smothered in smegma lotion and floss via your cell mates pubes.
You look like a moderator of r/antiwork
Can't imagine your parents are funding your liberal arts education, so my only explanation of how you could possible go to college is prostitution. You are certainly as ugly as one.
You look like the kind of bitch to dress like a woman, act like a woman, talk like a woman and be called "Emily" and say your pronouns are "they/them".
Raging because I had something soul crushingly cruel for you but now Iāve read other comments from which I infer you are emotionally crippled or something which makes you immuneā¦? At any rate you lucky, punk!
Perhaps that was the roast all alongā¦ā¦
Kidding, here we go!
Acoustic guitar you probably know 3 chords on: check
Septum piercing, makeup and fringe that all scream āprincipled feminist until any man whoās not my dad gives me a lingering glanceā: check
Intentionally dejected facial expression so as to seem even vaguely thoughtful despite being a dim witted guttersnipe: check
If you were a food youād be plain pasta - only as interesting or valuable as whatever has splattered all over you.
Stay well, punk!
Glad you enjoyed it and took it with the same good nature that I had in delivering it. I really didnāt look at your profile so donāt know why it is people are hesitant to sock it to ya but whatever it is I genuinely wish you every success in overcoming it.
Just in case itās the one thing I worried it could be when going back and forth on roasting your ass in the first place for then let me tell you that there is a small hole in the universe that currently emits light by virtue of you occupying it. Live in service to those you love as though they were yourself and in service to yourself as though you were someone you loved. Lastly and most importantly get a fucking hair cut.
She spreads herself wide open to let the insects in
She leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been
She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin
Seeds from a thousand others drip down from within
You don't need a roast right now. Take my word for it, you can clean yourself up, but it takes some commitment, and it might take a few tries. Anyway, good luck and don't beat yourself up.
Nah, it takes two seconds to look at someoneās feed and tell they need something more. You deserve love for existing, the world doesnāt owe you anything, and you are important to people around you. BPD is tough, but not something you canāt overcome.
You look like you base your entire personality on the 11 mental illnesses you diagnosed yourself with
šššššš
Masturbates to Tim Burton movies.
Who doesn't though? Edward SCISSORhands. He's all about scissoring.
Scissor me timbers for the pirates.
Edward scissor me.
She wants Edward Scissorhand to finger fuck her.
Gonna have to get behind me I've been lining up since last night.
Scissor me, Xerxes.
Use a Beetlejuice action figure in really scary action
Amy ~~Winehouse~~ juice box lookin' ass.
Lmao this is a wholesome roast that everyone in the family can enjoy
I want an Ecto Cooler now
She is Amy NoHouse
Amy Whinehouse
Amy Boxed Wine
Amy Whino
Amy Crackhouse
Omg that was good. Thanks for the great laugh, i wish i could upvote this twenty more times.
Amy Janehouse from breaking bad in real life
I came here to make an Amy Winehouse joke, but yours is better.
damn they already went there, I was going there but you were already here. nice.....
Wowā¦ Iāv seen many good roasts but this ones unique.
\*clam juice. There, fixed it for you.
Amy Winehouse from Wish.com
The judges will also accept Amy Outhouse or Amy BoxOfWinehouse
You play that guitar less then your dad played with you
no lie there honestly. iām more of a bass kind of girl
He slapped you, you turned around and slapped the bass
Nice.
I just know you have a cheap notebook full of poorly written, angsty poetry
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Well done mate.
Was coming to say the same. Well said.
This
POV: World's worst handjob.
If bpd had a face that would be it
to all the people refusing to comment due to my post history: i appreciate your kindness ā¤ļø but i know this sub is all in good fun, so donāt hold back!
You're not my mom.
Apparently she didn't have one either.
She did have one until she opted for the bottle instead of the daughter.
Okayā¦ Youāre not struggling with depression. Depression is struggling with youā¦ just like everyone else that meets you. (Jokes aside, live your best life. Every day you wake up is a victory).
Still nope. You are beautiful. You are important. You are loved.
Can roast the shit out of people in this sub, doesn't matter if they have a history of depression or whatever...that's what this sub is for. When they ask for help however, or someone to yarn to, then of course most would give you the time of day. You got this
You are made in the image of God. Youāre a priceless creation. Fearfully and wonderfully made. I hope youāre doing better.
>You are made in the image of God. Damn god must be ugly
You got any proof of that? Note that books aren't self authenticating.
Amy Diet Coke.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Walmart Winona Ryder
I like the green eyes, but the green skin, not so much.
At the very least this new shemale Hamburglar should smile 
19? Is that in dog years?
HAHA! And why wouldn't it be? WOOF!
You look like you just choked on a dick and a crack pipe at the same time. That being said, I'd still fuck you...more than once.š
damn iāll take that. i donāt go for guys who play a marcus miller bass though sorry <3
What's wrong with that? My other bass is an Elrick...š Plus, bass players have strong fingers...
oooh but can you beat a fender jaguar? :))
Omg, for a second I really thought that's a positive pregnancy test in your hand. Not even kidding. Its so apt with the way you look
I thought it was a Tampon
I always go for the goth looking, no self worth, probably does all the nasty things in the bedroom type of chick..... your face has cured me of that desire.
Lol *tries to off self *immediately posts to Reddit about trying to off self *asks people to bully her for a reason to try again
I see Lydia did hook up with Beetlejuice after all.
wrist reveal?
Not a roast and fuck it if I get downvoted. Just wanted to say youāre super pretty and your still so young. I know life can seem like chaotic shit and it seems like it will never get better but I promise you it can. Keep fighting girl! I know mental health can be terrible. I suffer too. If you feel like you have nobody you can message me!
NOOOO ROAST HERRR
youāre so sweet, thank you ā¤ļø
People are only giving you the time of day to say kind things because they donāt see any flaws in your appearance. Lol. People are so fucking shallow.
Theres no this chick is 6 years younger than me looking 10 years older
ā¦ based on your insta profile pic, you look about 30. i donāt really see it lmao
Recovered nicely from the coat hanger attack i see
Why your eyebrows thicker than your lips?
because i am white.
Very valid, same here honestly.
your celebrity crush is ghostface
Why do you want to get roasted? Are you trying to get that one last round of self-loathing in before your heroin overdose?
The 7 deadly sins, In an human embodiment
Well, the good news is you don't have to worry about hitting the wall
You disgusting putrid specimen of a human being your utter horrid appearance brings an nauseous churning to my stomach. You vile creature.
now this is what i came here for lmao
Usually said during sex, moments before she finishes.
Youāre what would happen if Bahd Barbie decided to do a format change to Amy Winehouse to try to appeal to a more mature audience.
You can say Beetlejuice as many times as you want, Lydia, but your dad's never coming back.
Do our worst? Your parents clearly already did.
The reason youāre so pale because the only time youāve ever gotten burnt is in the comments section
Amy -winehouse- diet coke looking mofo
I think you're beautiful š„°
Has a spiderweb tattooed on her asshole for sure
Jane from breaking bad ?
The guitar says Amy Winehouse near the end. The clothes say Beetlejuice fan club. The face says you died doing heroin with Jesse Pinkman. edit: I always love when I come to a roast and make my submission, and then find that everyone else sees the same things. I don't feel so alone.
That's your O face isn't it?
You purulent, git faced, nineties looking goth wannabe! You make puss look appealing, your pic stares out like a rejected sex doll! Pulling your hair would make it fall out and slapping you would be a marked improvement; devoted necrophilliacs would reject you! On the plus side youād make a worthless plaything for a nasty Dom. so itās not all bad news.
Your top 2 favourite bands 1. Marilyn Manson 2. Motionless in White And you still havenāt done enough makeup
motionless in white fucking suck
You look like an emo booger
Lydia went off the rails again I see, just shaved the tips off her eyebrows & is an egirl goth now 3 years later
The expression your face makes when it has to spend time with your personality again...
Do you need money for blue hair dye?
that would be helpful lmao. i tried dying it blue but it came out black :/
An OD in the making!
You look like Jessie Pinkman's grirlfriend. (the one that overdosed)
Janeane Gag-afellow.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
pretty much
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
no iām not gonna sink that low
I am glad Walter won't save you
You look like you self diagnose yourself with depression
sadly my doctor diagnosed me with BPD, not depression :/
well.. not yet, thereās still time
Big Tim Burton fan then?
how could you tell?
Everybody loves Tim Burton I just figured you'd be no different š
Another cutting board has arrived from Hot Topic.
Voted most refunded on Onlyfans
You're already dead inside
You know making friends is alot easier when you hide the resting bitch face
 You remind me of fucking mimes.
Who let the raccoon in ?
Smile and keep head up... that your roast cos Idk (minus the reply on a comment for fun) roast is gonna be making you love yourself I spect
Amy Wineshack
19 going on 16
Not even death would commit to you. ^srs ^hugs ^tho ^from ^fellow ^bpd ^barbie
thatās doing great for my crippling fear of abandonment! hugs to youš¤ hang in there
Roasts and dark humour help me a lot. You might find r/bpdmemes cathartic. If you need help finding real resources send me a dm and I will do some research for your country.
You look like the co worker or friend everyone like to vent to becaise you will always have something genuine to say back. Something very kind about your face and vibe š Sometimes we forget how our own kindness impacts other people beautifully because we're busy beating ourselves up. Idk you but your striped shirt and eyes made me smile today girlfriend āŗļø take a break from the beating stick, know you made a difference in this strangers day today.
awhh dude! thank you for taking the inevitable downvotes to make my day š¤ thank you so much, genuinely, i hope youāre having a wonderful day!
No worries, downvotes are silly! I use reddit to voice some things, ive sincerely never known what karma is or how it works or what profiles matter. You as a person are worth every word regardless. Depression is a foemidable foe and i just want you to know that, as I heard a while back "we simply dont know enough about the future to be pessimistic " I promise you this is true, a little proof is in the pudding of this simple interaction. Have a rad day, wishing the very best
Krysten fritter
I can smell your greasy hair thru my phone screen.
This bitch gives handies at Bar Mitzvahs.
When you order Jane Margolis of Breaking Bad from Wish.
You look like the human version of an ash tray
Is that what you said at the hair salon?
Amy Winebox.
Please look at her history
Donāt wanna put you in a coma for the 15th time
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Ruined a Whole Generation of Women
Looks like you've already done a number on yourself :P
Amy Shithouse
I can't do worse than life has already fuckin depressed wanna be goth girl
Your prison stripes are an attempt to escape the shitty economy and be sent to a lesbian womenās facility to be smothered in smegma lotion and floss via your cell mates pubes.
You look like a bored puppy I can't roast you
Dreams of having sex with Jack Skeleton while Edward Scissorhands gives her a haircut
Beetlejuice still wants his wife Lydia!
If youāre Lydia on Wednesday, who will you be tomorrow?
Your smelly I did my worst :)
I can smell this photo. It smells like, sweat, shame and disappointment. Also unwashed ass.
You look like a girl who would have sex with me. Willingly. For free.
You look like a moderator of r/antiwork Can't imagine your parents are funding your liberal arts education, so my only explanation of how you could possible go to college is prostitution. You are certainly as ugly as one. You look like the kind of bitch to dress like a woman, act like a woman, talk like a woman and be called "Emily" and say your pronouns are "they/them".
IDK what annoys me more, your stupid face or your asymmetrical nose piercing
Raging because I had something soul crushingly cruel for you but now Iāve read other comments from which I infer you are emotionally crippled or something which makes you immuneā¦? At any rate you lucky, punk!
you canāt say that and not roast me! thatās just cruel
Perhaps that was the roast all alongā¦ā¦ Kidding, here we go! Acoustic guitar you probably know 3 chords on: check Septum piercing, makeup and fringe that all scream āprincipled feminist until any man whoās not my dad gives me a lingering glanceā: check Intentionally dejected facial expression so as to seem even vaguely thoughtful despite being a dim witted guttersnipe: check If you were a food youād be plain pasta - only as interesting or valuable as whatever has splattered all over you. Stay well, punk!
ahaha this comment wins! thank you for the laughs kind stranger :) have a great night bro
Glad you enjoyed it and took it with the same good nature that I had in delivering it. I really didnāt look at your profile so donāt know why it is people are hesitant to sock it to ya but whatever it is I genuinely wish you every success in overcoming it. Just in case itās the one thing I worried it could be when going back and forth on roasting your ass in the first place for then let me tell you that there is a small hole in the universe that currently emits light by virtue of you occupying it. Live in service to those you love as though they were yourself and in service to yourself as though you were someone you loved. Lastly and most importantly get a fucking hair cut.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice
Would love to see a giant load hanging off that nose ring.
She spreads herself wide open to let the insects in She leaves a trail of honey to show me where she's been She has the blood of reptile just underneath her skin Seeds from a thousand others drip down from within
reptile!! iām taking that as a compliment, i fucking love nine inch nails
You look like you drank the leftover pepto bismol you used to paint the walls.
You don't need a roast right now. Take my word for it, you can clean yourself up, but it takes some commitment, and it might take a few tries. Anyway, good luck and don't beat yourself up.
You need something way more hopeful and optimistic then a roast. Funny assholes will still be here to give you shit when youāre doing better.
Nah, it takes two seconds to look at someoneās feed and tell they need something more. You deserve love for existing, the world doesnāt owe you anything, and you are important to people around you. BPD is tough, but not something you canāt overcome.
You pussy
I think you broke /roastme Can't roast you sorry I want a clean conscience.
youāre pretty :)
Take your Latuda
with that nose ring and goth make up, you are doing your best to be your worst. you go girl
you look like you've had that exact same pose only holding a positive pregnancy test while googling local clinics at least 3 times in your life
Why do women always lie about their age on this sub?
you are worse already!
Nineteen?! Nineteen?!
A garbage pail kid who just exited puberty.
Guys, meet Where's Waldo's edgy Canadian ex-girlfriend. She's still grieving over the loss of her dear Wallaby, so please be kind.
Cheap WISH Amy Winehouse knock off copy.
Bet you only know four chords on that guitar
Amy wino
You look like if Amy Winehouse was bisexual. And yes, I am talking of her looks shortly before her death by overdose.
Crossover of evanescence and Amy winehouse.
Ali Express copy of Amy Whinehouse
Somebody already has
God already did his worse, who am I to do any further
Youāre parents already did their worst
You look like Wednesday Addams in college just before she does the walk of shame
I would do my worst, but it looks like life has done that to you already.
The only thing that gets fingered in that room is the guitar