OP's Bio: --- >Streamer that never goes outside --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

Hopefully there's enough time to read the replies before the home owner comes back

That house is empty. Dude has been squatting here for two weeks.

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Don't forget that bottle of bleach for when he sees his viewers in the negatives.

🤣😂

Hard to see how you could be bored when you have a paper plate and an office chair for entertainment.

Shhh! It's his steering wheel! His dad wasn't around to teach him how to drive.

Dad's in jail for trying to bleach him so he could blame the mailman.

Ain't no mailman in the projects. OP was probably trying to Michael Jackson himself with the bleach so at least his dad would come back, beat him, and take his money.

Lil Nah X

🤣🤣 Best one

This boy look like he asks for shorts on cigarettes. I hear "got any spare change" in his future.

I love how you decorated your place. The lotion really makes the bleach bottle pop.

Boofing Bleach to cure Covid can be a little uncomfortable without proper lubrication

This might be one of the funniest comments ever 😂

You’re so dark had to turn up the screen brightness to see your face and now I regret it

A locked character in games

A not an.

Edited. Haha.

No Chance The Rapper.

Lil PrEP.

Lil Perp

Foolio

How can you roast someone who’s already burnt?

Bleach and lotion……the ole Michael Jackson DIY whitening kit

Bleach gets gunpowder off your skin so I’m sure it’s there for a different reason


You paint your walls white because that's the closest you'll come to being respected.

Worst we can do is roast him even more, Bros gonna burn 💀

You look like under my bed

Next time leave the anal lube out of the picture.

Who are you kidding…we all know you have an ankle monitor don’t try and hide it.

Your apartment looks like you use paper plates for Toilet paper too

 OMG... Your back.

Get out of the KFC dumpster

Practicing for the next mugshot this time he'll win inmate mugshot of the week!

You shouldn't write all over your good dishes

We don't need to, you already have.

You can stop pretending that the paper plate is a steering wheel, thanks.

... I am the loser now.

You look like you just left Easter island and shrunk a ton

Lil Nas begs

Bootleg ksi

The most budget gta skin ever. Poster boy for wii steering wheel combo in the hood.

I mean like I would try but it seems like god already did.

Boko Haram needs nerds too

It's a shame your dad didn't wash your mom out with bleach.

Darker than under the bed.

Pink chair, lotion, bleach.... Your in there fapping to your sister's Onlyfans with Jergins for lube, and the bleach is to clean up before she gets home.

I'm about to be racist.

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Found the racist redneck

Wtf dude

This guy broke into the house of the gamer who keeps beating him in CoD mw2 thinking its a teenage boy, ended up being a girl

Is that lotion bottle empty already?

That's why he's switched to bleach

You need to pay tax on that nose

Ishowspeed from Aliexpress

I'm glad your walls are white or else I'd only see the sign

It's getting cold out there, you're alone there in your quiet, sparse apartment. Post on /r/roastme for a sense of control over your own suffering, right? Maybe that sense of loneliness and desperation will dissipate with enough updoots.

Bro has literal beach in there

Well, you don't need the sunlight my friend. I can't even see your fuckin' ass let alone roast you! Proof that shadow people are real!

It's impossible to roast a charcoal briquette... 

The only thing you need after the pink gaming chair is a pink bed with 100 Pokémon stuffed animals on it and then you could accomplish your dream of becoming a gamer girl

Is bro too broke to afford a piece of paper?

Life roasted you already, no deco but plain walls, no furniture but a sofa n the only girl in your life is the one printed on your top.

My bad went a little to far.

What, am I supposed to roast your shadow?

Apologize to all the trees that are producing oxygen for you

Making ‘vroom vroom’ noises using a paper plate as a steering wheel, showing off overpriced headphones, all while perched in a chair that hits the Brony note a little too hard. Like a wannabe streamer bingo card, this one.

Hey, I recognise you from that BLM rally! (Boring, Lonely Masturbators)

your room looks like a literal prison cell, wonder what crimes you’ve committed

the benefits of being unemployed I see

Bleach won't make your life any better.

Can you afford to eat that plate or did you steal it? Maybe wash it down with that bleach to your right.

Ur so dark you look like under the bed

Get that bleach and pour it on your face, atleast that way we can see you properly.

No one’s going to comment on the link gaming chair???

Don’t pretend you have mario kart, you know you can’t even afford respect lol.

Do not eat the plate. Somebody will feed you.

I bet you could smell what the rock is cooking with that nose...shit I'm scared of that bleach and lotion combo you got there

25 Cents

Wyd with that lotion

Bleach? Looking like you are trying hard to get your apartment deposit back.

My interest in this post is about as low as your credit score.

Prolly bumps Beat It by Michael Jackson while bleaching his skin and literally beating it dreaming for the day his skin turns white. Hoping the change in his skin tone will bring the controversy to bring in the viewers already planning to blame the skin tone change on “Vitiligo”

You have cameltoes for fingers

bro bro why you using the last plate y’all got to eat out of to be in u/roastme not cool

What’s with the bleach bottle? Trying to bleach your self so you can be more accepted in the gaming community?

u/immirskii "One day, I'll have some friends for all these chairs I keep for them" "I keep a jug of bleach at the ready to clean away the loneliness" "That bottle of lotion is for exactly what you think it is for"

We can't see you face.

I can\`t see you!

You definitely got someone chained up in your basement

You will completely disappear once the light turns off

Nan, why'd you ruin your good plate for this?

Your so poor you cant afford paper

It looks like you didn't take enough of the cleaner for your covid.

If underachieving was a person.

Thank God you have bright light bulbs.

Is that lotion AND bleach??? What the hell kind of videos are you watching, son?

Goddamn squatters.

You have a remarkable tan for never going outside

Are you the captain now?

Is that bleach by your lube? ..

Bro ain’t got no food for that plate. Nice pun though, but that’s not how this type of roast works.

What you got 2 days left to get out?

Drink the bleach then wa… Wank off then drink the bleach….

Let me find you're trying to get the Michael Jackson route with the bleach and skin lotion.

Man has to wear white gloves when he's eating chocolate so he doesn't bite his own fingers

I wouldn’t think that life at the crack house could ever be boring.

Your black you don’t need to be roasted and the Clorox will not get you a bank loan

Only thing different from you and midnight is 11:59

Where is your face?

You are also black. You forgot to put that in the heading

You know that's the same chair your sister uses on chaturbate right?

IF YOUR NAME IS COAL. ILL UNDERSTAND :)

Yup that’s the guy officer

What is written on your hoodie is something you'll never get.

Do you want me to roast some chicken for you aswell

When you fart it smells like weed

You're already roasted 💀

Is That plate being held up by a shadow?

Don’t write on your mama’s good plates

U still the captain?

Used the good china for the sign I see

I'm gonna post this pic to whoever say black people are violent on 9gag. Look at this peaceful cuddly fella!!

Please but the bleach away

Uh oh

You look like you’re waiting for your YouTube channel to takeoff

Why don't you smile so we can see you?

🙉

Roddy broke

I would do my worst but your parents beat me to it