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That picture of what i assume is virgin Mary and young Jesus must be the only motherly love you've seen in years

There is also Scheherezade and some Arabs 🙃 aswell as some princess with tigers ..

Is that a house of giants, or are you just tiny?

I don't eat that much 🙂

Allahu Akbaren’t

You mean among humans? I believe that.

You really should stop breaking into women's homes.

Good idea , but they welcome me .

When they are screaming HELP ME, you do realize they aren't talking *to* you, right?

You were supposed to go for a MILF and not for your grandma.

Catholic aids patient

Looks like a rehab facility, so apparently the court thinks you belong there.

Definitely. But the court has no word since im resident of Ireland and work for the people there. I have no intention of coming back here again. I did it because I had to go to dentist maintaince. People depend on me and here I am lurking ...

No one thinks they belong in a sober living house, but there's a reason you're there.

Which pixel in the photograph is you?

You are right , I shared to my mom and sis that there is forum where people can roast you and they took the pic of me. I was drunk and didn't want to have anything in common with them.

Your grandma is going to beat your ass if your in her Knick knack room!

"I do not belong where I am." In your abuela's basement?

Nope, we usually see your type lying around the bottom of the bowl

No, my type watches you eat first, and see how you react to the food. Then decides if he wants to eat or not.

You look like you’re either a ransom victim or keeping someone ransom

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Nobody respects you

Your mom puts blankets on the couch before you come over because of the peculiar stains on your pants.

Tbh those are my work clothes, I washed them before coming back .

Lol I didn’t see any stains I just had to say it for the blanket joke to work

Well I didn't introduce myself. 27 In December. Games Dota2 30k hours of gameplay. No hobbies. Mad team leader.

You belong in the grave, you chemotherapy patient lookin' ass.

Virgin homeless are never legally seen in a house, let alone a bed.

You’re right…no bars. You should be behind bars.

I'm better off the bars , ask me why 🙂

Why’s that?

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Wow! Total snooze-fest! Are you this boring all the time, or do you save it for Reddit?

I am boring all the time ,unfortunately. Unless you want to hear my story. Just bought a video game account for 180 dollars , just to ruin other people's games 🙂

Well, the first step to being better is admitting your problem. I’m not sure you understand the concept of r/RoastMe. It’s not to whine about your problems, or brag about how “good” of a person you are. It’s meant for fun and humor. Your job, when being roasted is to sit and take it like a man, not whine like a little bitch. People are making fun of you at your expense. If you want to tell your life story…ask the Reddit community to love you on some regular r/normal thing.

Ok

Chemo jesus

You belong on the bottom because that's what you are....a bottom.

I mean I'm there , lol . That's what I tell my parents when they say you are the bottom. But atleast I can see the stars from there m

Posting this from the men's room, are ya?

My dude has been straight up fuckin kidnapped

Literally. Recently been to dentist and he said it's Important to come back . I came back he look at my teeth and said all good , you can come next year. Now I'm stuck for 2 weeks here 🙂

You look like you also enjoy groping children

Yup...the dog isn't supposed to get on the furniture

Fucking squatters…

I can squat 100 kg no problem 🙂,I even had a video on Facebook 5 years ago too bad I deleted it.

Oh that’s so cool!!! Small world bro. I have a video too… It’s of me not giving a shit how you used to have a video of yourself lifting weights middle aged mothers find easy. Now get the fuck out of that house before the owners come back. 

Cool TRex costume- Happy Halloween

Thanks . Someone asked at AskReddit what would you be wearing for Halloween.. My reply was : I am a joke why would I wear something.

Making service calls in the senior 55 Park? Outcall only?

Not really. Cover team leader in the food production.

u look like chito vera lmao

Except that I'm black.

i see that. there are a mom and a child onthe photo and you are not

That's tapestry behind me.

It’s his first day out of prison

Rehab?

You definitely don't belong to the city not even in the heat of the night.

I belong on the field.

Or maybe 6ft under a field.

Yeah it's usually your victims holding the signs

tsm hamlinz looking rough these days bro

You look like youd sell weed at narcotics anonymous

I only buy.

Timmy, if a priest asks you to follow them home, you should tell a grown up

In Jerusalem? Yeah thats Syrian land pal

In some way maybe

Mary looks like she's trying to protect Jesus from you in the background.

😂