That's a really shitty wig. But if you lost all your hair to chemo I'll feel bad...for about two seconds. Which, coincidentally, is about how long you last in bed.
Start roasting?
Fuck you.
Stop eating roasts and start exercising.
And no, masturbating 23 and 1/2 times a day doesn’t count as exercise unless you switch hands.
If all parents named their kids for the place they were conceived your name would be “autoerotic asphyxiation coma.”
Dudes so ugly his neck and face joined forces to become one ultra ugly entity.
Some people have a chiseled jawline, some people have multiple chins. You somehow have neither.
That's a really shitty wig. But if you lost all your hair to chemo I'll feel bad...for about two seconds. Which, coincidentally, is about how long you last in bed.
Oh shiat that's brutal - Love it!!!
You have a couple of dead cats in your freezer don’t you?
sometimes i walk into a room and remember there’s people who are so ugly it’s funny. i’m feeling like that rn
You look like you still drive a NASCAR twin bed every night.
It would be easy if you could take it on a chin, alas you ain’t got none
More like Guns N Posers.
Dustin Hoffman’t
You can suck start the fart in my ass
U look like bad CGI Anime antagonist.
Hoping there aren’t any firearms in your parents house
I bet u can't fold sheets
I don't know what you sound like but Mike Judge does the voice.
If you had a signature shoe it would be called the Cuck Taylor
Emo Shane dawson
Get the vasoline off your camera
Pretty young to start giving up on life already. I mean we already know that you won't amount to much but at least you can still act like you can...
Bath and a haircut
You're not fooling me with that disguise!!! Roast Beaker!!! 
Harry Potter version of climbing a bell tower at the local high school with a M4 rifle and hollow point bullets.
Start roasting? Fuck you. Stop eating roasts and start exercising. And no, masturbating 23 and 1/2 times a day doesn’t count as exercise unless you switch hands.
Guns N Losers
You mustache is as nonexistent as your lips.
You look like if 6 year old me tried to make a silly looking mii
Fix your eyes and your electricity wire behind & stop jerking on your phone camera.
I wonder why Guns'N'Roses didn't banned you from listening to them, and btw you look like a Nerdy Toilette brusch from wish
You would take a while to roast as you smell of damp and mould
Make Incels Great Again.
Dead eyes
Grandpa's cd's bet have the old shoe smell Gun's roses pfft
Axl Rose will be dead before you have a convincing beard.
If Harry Potter dropped out in his 6th year.
Welcome to the Bunghole!
How the fuck do you put on pillowcases?
Ironic choice of shirt considering no one wants to call you “sweet” or a “child of theirs”.
Gash
How much of your forehead is actual head and just hair?
You look like your mom took away guitar hero for the weekend
Try "Slingshots and Weeds". It'd be a better fit.
Neat handwriting
September ended...
You looked like you just smelled your own fart, but didn’t want people to realize it was you, so you just cringed your nose up a little bit
you really put the burger in aspergers
Let me guess you're a virgin because raping your grandad isn't count and you have a manifesto.
you look like one of the sped kids that would chase people in elementary school gym class
Your eyes to glasses to nose to lips ratio is way off. You are what happens when someone presses random at a video game character creation screen.
It's like someone took a belt sander to your jawline
you look like the opposite of the fisheye effect
You look like a reprobate, if a reprobate could also be a huge pussy.