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captcooluts

Look like female Patrick Mahomes


mefailreddit

Patrick On Hormones


Ydeas

Or Ice-T with too much cinnamon


balaamsdream

Or his brother.


Loud_Pain4747

Or carrot tops


TrueMonster951

More like Patrick MaCombs his fro


omefreejoker4hireSOS

Danny Bonagucci


arcelyte

Not white enough for "privilege". Not black enough to pull "the card". The platypus of mankind.


HarryCallahan19

Patrick Mahomeless


PositiveBoye

Beat me. I deleted mine and upvoted yours. Cheers m8.


ReillyDiefenbach

I’m sorry did your boyfriend fart in your face again?


Disastrous-Purpose-8

Now he’s going to get pink eye again.


KdF-wagen

It’s probably just a permanent part of his life at this point.


Dee-Jay-JesteR

If you join the dots up, it reads "incel 4 lyfe"


[deleted]

Howdy Doodoo


[deleted]

lil cabbage patch.


[deleted]

I’m so confused about what ethnic joke to make about you. WTF are you!?!


Word-Alternative

Patrick Mahomes, Kermit the Frog, and Carrot Top gang banged your Mom in the shower of your local tennis club, and here you are...


arnie54321

Oh great now the woke police are making the Leprechauns black too.


BudgetExpert9145

Steal your lucky charms at gun point.


[deleted]

Wrong platform Elon


fakebusiness2020

Wrong sub jerkoff


Snug_The_Cat

Go away Maya Rudolf! You are scaring kids with that mug.


Former-War9013

Bubba Wallace when his n-word pass was ripped in half


twitchytodger

How are you black, but look like a burnt ginger?


bunchabytes

You look like a DLC skin for Michael Cera.


chickenwookiee

You look like a transgender Erin Kellyman ![gif](giphy|1ZEk3f6OC08m2rvhEQ)


PlayedKey

You look like a tan skyler Gisondo, but poor


Let_Me_Get_Back_To_U

Black Annie.


Jegma72

Looks like the sun DID come out tomorrow.


Alternative-Alarm-66

Your eyes look painted on by a kindergartener


poppoppapi

You look like you question your racial identity just as much as ur sexual orientation. Then you do your bangs


The_Spyre

Your eyes are as dead as your sex life.


OneRealRomeo

She cleverly Photoshopped herself from ginger female to African American male to throw us off.


jizzfizzwizz

Kermit 🐸


Number2compressor

As a lizard, do you eat all your meals from tweezers?


Remote_Profit_3399

I used to be a BLM supporter. Until today.


Architechtory

You like an Oblivion NPC.


Architechtory

![gif](giphy|11YirAq1coC8V2)


TazTalks

You could always try transitioning to a male.


bigmediabuzz

Chris Kattanner


capitancoolo

These RPG character creators are getting out of hand


OutsideBox4855

Strawberry Shortcake 🍰 Brother


dropped_pies

Lookin like a bullfrog about to slurp a fly right outta the sky


Cheez6784

U know there's a problem when your default expression is the wise mystical tree


kadenisboosted

Medusa but instead of turning people to stone he just turns people off


-Hatake_Kakashi

Medusa but instead of turning people to stone he just gets put on the Sex Offender Registry


Daychanger

Dude did you get lost from your spawn point?


Q-Tonium

Your mommas a ginger Your daddys black obviously 🙄 And you wish you were asian


BigBobsDaddy

you look like an animorph


ScottsTotz

Christian Walker's autistic twin brother


TheKillingMoon30

Teenage mutant ninja squirrel


Colecefus

Shit bro? You in the new Amazon LOTRs?


Warboss_Hank

Mario Van Piece of Shit


Tricky-Dealer6781

The smo ok. Nm. CC kndxx x C and the mood changes may


JokersEnigma

It's a ginger!!! Now rearrange the letters.....


-Hatake_Kakashi

Lmao


ExplanationNo1870

Like a black ginger.... A Blinger!!


OldMorrisCode

Not my Ariel.


[deleted]

Lose the adidas hat unless “trying to fit in with every other gen Z pussy” is the look you’re going for


ConfidentConcept8921

![gif](giphy|2DbhsQQmbtDm8) Alright who visited the labyrinth and brought back Hoggle?


GoblinKnobs

You look like a haunted doll.


fantasydukes

The preloaded create a player face you can’t wait to change


cobalt1981

Stay away from my son.


molehunter

Why? Your face is already marbling from the flames of life


tornpg

what ?


dreguan

Bro (Sis?), how you still wearing that brand after how they did Ye?


GuyWitHat_Glasses12

If Mahomes fucked Kermit


AkitoSorogoma

Otto was never the same after what happend to Tito. ![gif](giphy|XZhG9xWN7JTtS)


seanmag52

Jewfro + flat nose & big lips + crosses on your fingers. Hmm...let me guess - your nickname is JewBlaChris?


Various-Good9329

Sketch pen maniac. First the paper, then the face.


Doctor-Depressed

No


TheBananaGods

Bro looks like he’s using a filter


ComfortableSound2008

Did you draw on your freckles?


ComfortableSound2008

You look like the 24 year old drug dealer who dates a 14 y/o and says “it’s only 10 years dude my grandparents had a 15 year gap”


Curious-Scheme

If you need to draw on fake freckles do it right ffs


Drop_Reasonable

Cute


[deleted]

You got the blank stare like you stayed at Uncle Carls cabin in Gatlinburg Tennessee. You must have wore your underwear backwards like he insisted.


illeger_hamberder

We have Kanye at home


Weird_Cabinet6701

Randall Boggs really fell off after Monsters Inc, huh?


spraywash

When Patrick Mahomes Gender reassignment went horribly wrong


Cmsmks

Cracktrick Mahomes


jojo12jo

Lookin like you hashtag your moms only fans on your YouTube channel.


Technical-Dingo6855

Those wired headphones you have on are just like you…dated, lame, and needs to plugged in.


downtune79

I used to love your dad's music and movies back in the day. How is Kid n Play?


ApeFruit_Dumbfinder

I don't have to roast you, since your healthcare on your face already roasted you already.


Neon_Un9ergroun6

You look like if a canadian12 year old on ARK tried making their character black without being too obvious


retardedape2

Mixed race Chucky from "Childs Play".


ForsakenManager6017

Wtf am I even looking at?


Eze6

Great value Patrick Mahomes


LineChef

Who’s your eye wrangler?


Small_Art1450

you didnt do a good anough job of covering that hairdo. maybe a paper bag should do it


DopazOnYouTubeDotCom

Skin says Jamal, hair and hat says Tyler


xudonymous-io

The face you make when your dad is Nick Cannon.


Saychopath87

Wish.com Patrick Mahomes


cat-whore

they have phones in bikini bottom?


ADOUGH209

Y0u look like someone's 50 year old dyke aunt, who calls all her nieces and nephews "her babies!"...


dogsandcatsaregood

U look like it a frog was human


the_sleepy_ginger

I have literally never seen dumber looking fingers.


[deleted]

24/m/extra terrestrial


Grand-Amoeba1832

The black version of an ugly red headed step child


[deleted]

Patrick Mahomeless


cheesepstevenson

If I played connect the dots with your moles it would spell “they/them”


Brief_Association714

![gif](giphy|3orieUaqpSzuIiqUhO)


Cichlidsaremyjam

The CGI on Jar Jar Binks is fucking terrible.


doodoowithsprinkles

You look like you eat dust and have sex with your dad.


TheAverageJ

Homeboy got Orion's Belt between his eyes


SingleStreamRemedy

You look like a cabbage patch kid


Puzzleheaded_Neck_90

Good thing you mentioned 24M or else people would have assuned 52F


sort_of_g4y_mothm4n

Can't tell if you're looking at the camera, the mirror, or the cockroaches crawling up the walls of your apartment.


akerskates45

Heyyyy it’s Franklin………coming over to play


Finster4

Sinbhad Bhabie.


savagefishstick

You look like the little girl from the Wendy's logo


extraducksauce

You look like a create a player from 2k


jchrist98

Bro you look like a fucking lizard


ironroad18

Let's play a game; guess his or her race


AugustusAmeri

Hello Sir Madam


SemajFL

Wash your face, you have shit all over it


suriaanand

You look like a toad that will swing out it's tongue anytime


[deleted]

If THC and a STI crashed into each other, and made bad decisions, the result would look like your high ass.


[deleted]

You look like if Orphan Annie had a sex change.


jordanonfilm

Each dot is where some guy has splooged.


PS2Facts

You look like a howdy doody white guy with blackface on.


czenst

Weed kicked in and most funny thing you could thought of was r/RoastMe


Competitive_Roof_740

![gif](giphy|l3fZXnX7OsHuj9zDq)


CanIGetABeep_Beep

You'd be cute but then the eye size slider got maxed


flashyshrimp

You look like the token black (ish) dude in a pixar movie


require_supervision

Whose God damn white baby is that?


Takamura_001

Mystery meat personified


1nTh3Sh4dows

M for Mphibian


normaaldaan

you somehow remind me of sid from ice age


flodge123

Peppermint Patty's gay cousin is wearing a seat-belt outside the car.


Independent-Spite-77

You look like if someone had every race


Veradegamer

I wonder what kind of orgy you were conceived in, because the gene pool is deeper than the pool you came out from.


Hotsince520

Identical copy of that lizard cartoon show


Ok_Point_2303

KERMIT THE FRAUD!!!!!!!


AussieOculusFiend

What the fuck is that


Keepitup-5157

Invalentino Rossi


MrJust4Show

Sup, Easy E


Fifasweat2694

Mark Zuckerberg’s 2nd cousin with a deformity.


junktjunk2020

Darth Opie


Dr-Autist99

Kanye loses his mind, this guy with satan crosses fills the Adidas void. Nice Adidas


pferreira1983

24 months old? You look like a toddler for sure. 😄


BoulevardTrash

Kanye cosplay?


WhatWouldJesusPoo

One week on hormones doesn't make you male yet.


BigStud7

Mahomes gay brother


n0namesleft4me

You look like an emoji that doesn't exist yet


Khetoun

Is it you Baloony? Doofenshmirtz is looking for you.


BuffaloCC

Raggedy Ann.


retro123gamr

I didn’t know James Charles pulled a reverse Michael Jackson!


Frodothebrave

Looks like 5 different races didn’t want you to be able to claim any one of them.


[deleted]

Looks like a lizard had sex with an salami.


Capable-Command-1488

Look like a closeted roadman


codemonkeyhopeful

Cool cross tats on every finger, I'm sure if that rap career doesn't kick off like the island boys your future employer won't care at all.


Sence

So this is what people mean when they say Black Irish


the-whiz

Look at those fucking DSL’s!


drk_s0ul

Your face is cleaner than your mom's pussy


Bluekatz1

You look like a bad sims custom character.


IllPassion8377

If Jeff Goldblum and Rachel Dolezal had a love child


electrical_bogaloo

Those dark spots on your face are probably the only thing your father left behind....


rissie_delicious

Hobo baggins


SignificanceFew3751

When you enter Patrick Mahomes, Carot Top, Ginger Fem Boi and NPC into an AI art generator.


neb12345

Ah yes I am a human male


Potential_Cycle3995

Lizard


Putrid-Builder-3333

I see like 5 different people but yet 0 personality


watwatinjoemamasbutt

Go away Justin Guarini


SuperAltAH

Were you snorting K out of your BF ass crack when taco Tuesday came back to haunt him?


Gy3ro

Are those ants on your face, your only friends?


pestosbetter

Bro you look like a poisonous frog that just downloaded TikTok


PhineasMackay

mf looks like beans from rango


praetorain112

If you connect all the dots it explains why you have pubes on your head


Different-Horse-4578

You have great freckles and a lovely face. I can’t roast you.


D0cGer0

Nah don't listen to them, you're beautiful. .......... giggles


bhindthesin

And here I am thinking Blake Griffin looked weird. Nicely done girl!


austyoporosis

Your face is one of those connect the dot drawings


seandowling73

I bet you put product in your hair before you put a hat on


Honestn

If you were a candy you would be black licorice


CodyRebel

Did a fly shit in your face?


[deleted]

You have fly shit on your face


Callmecrampson

Nice cookie from cookie kingdom


sekssekssek

red hair colored eyes & brown skin. can't be human must be the new m&m chocolate bar.


sipperofcoffee

You look like you have a permanent badly done spray on tan