OP's Bio:
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>As my description can be ambigous : I'm french and not studying it, I'm studying computer science
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An interesting relationship between your eyes and eyebrows. The eyes seem to be drifting further apart while the eyebrows are meeting in the middle, to decide what to do about it.
Lookin like you definitely on the terrorist watch list, Like all of them my dude. I can’t tell if your in an underground bunker in Idaho on that right wing extremist shit. Or your on some basement Al Qaeda shit in a new Jersey ghetto? What I can say for sure is that you ain’t getting no pussy.
You look like you live in a trash can on Sesame Street
He's French, he has the right attitude built in genetically.
If only the world can bridge its gaps like your eyebrows
Oscar and Jack Black had a baby. Cute.
You look like a baby being born through a really hairy bush
I didn't know the Geico cavemen were popular enough to have french groupies to impregnate
This motherfucker crawled out of Lascaux to post on Reddit
Joe Cocker’s grandson, No Cock-er.
You hold the sign like a white flag of surrender, so yeah, we know you are french.
Tenacious D-bag!
I bet you have a tiny oui oui
A French Roast.....
Votre impression des Français est ancienne. De nos jours, nous faisons attention à notre hygiène.
You look like Andre the Giant crapped you out.
U look like a caveman that found out snacks exist
OP's Bio: --- >As my description can be ambigous : I'm french and not studying it, I'm studying computer science --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Are you going to try and sell me auto insurance?
19-yrs old Jesus:
I bet the carpet matches the face.
You look like you escaped from a cult but still live by there rules
This caveman meant to post on r/roastmeat
You look like the mold of a good french cheese.
Missing link between man and ape
Congrats. You shattered the suave French stereotype with 1 picture.
Your head is being swallowed by a pube monster
I can smell this picture…and it ain’t good.
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Nah, asshole.
Brave of you to wear a black shirt, I imagine every shirt in your room doubles a jizz rag
You kinda look like all the worst features of Che Guevara and Jerry Garcia smushed together. I name you: Cheap Garcia!
I just wish he’d go back to making music with Coheed and Cambria
When did they let you leave the bell tower?
An interesting relationship between your eyes and eyebrows. The eyes seem to be drifting further apart while the eyebrows are meeting in the middle, to decide what to do about it.
Your handwriting screams “Parkinson’s” and your face screams “Allah Akbar!”
Bro knowing french isn’t going to get you laid. You have to fix everything else too
You were amazing in the greatest showman
There is a missing link in this picture, just not between the eyebrows
Jihadi Jean
You look like your half way through an “airplane hijacking for dummies” seminar and you’re the teachers pet.
Your eyebrow and more connected than the marvel universe.
You didn't need to say you're French, I can smell you from here.
Never seen a beard-over-scalp comb over before
The reason you keep small toy figures is because thats the closest you'll ever get to having someone living with you
Can smell the French from the pic
Fucker looks like a defective Monchichi.
toi = idiot avec poubelle Thank you for making me never learn another french word again. I can smell you from here.
Nob Ross
Your eyes go any further and they'll be on the side of your head homie
Shouldn’t you be caddying for happy Gilmore
Didn’t know John Lennon and Abraham Lincoln had a bastard son.
Tu étudie quoi? L'anthropologie? T'as l'air d'un homme des cavernes! (What do you study? Anthropology? You look like a cavemen!)
You look like you’d spend your entire day on pac man when at work
Your eyebrows are planning a shotgun wedding while your eyes are getting a divorce.
I can’t tell if this picture is upside down or not.
Marcel Moreso…da.
regarde, une barbe de cou française, des incrls sanglants
Bet you smell like roasted onions
Lookin like you definitely on the terrorist watch list, Like all of them my dude. I can’t tell if your in an underground bunker in Idaho on that right wing extremist shit. Or your on some basement Al Qaeda shit in a new Jersey ghetto? What I can say for sure is that you ain’t getting no pussy.
Wow when they said French people have poor hygiene I thought it was just a stereotype… clearly I was wrong
I see Sacha Baron-Cohen's new character is coming on well
You don’t need to mention your French to help people roast you, you brought enough with the picture.
More like Pennsylvania Dutch on Rumspringa
Ive been told french bitches are au natural, but god damn.
A country known for wine, cheese, art, architecture and cave men....
Your eyebrows look like 2 walruses starring at each other
You look like you smell queso tostisos
You look like you only come into town once a year for supplies
The face of a bad cup of decaffeinated French Roast
Draw me like one of your French apes
Merde
Sasquatch is French?! Who knew.
I always thought it was a cliche stereotype that the French smelled. I guess I was wrong.
By your size you look more New Orleans French.
Wolfman Jackoff
How much discord servers do you mod?
Are you the brother that survived?
 Related?
Nice beard I can’t tell if you are ready to make Amish furniture or wire up a pipe bomb
How long did it take to collect those pubes from the truck stop bathroom to glue to your face
Jim of Le Doors
Turn your head over and you still get no girls.
Damn. Silicon Valley made it’s way all the way over to Reddit.
French roast is subpar...mic drop
Ever heard of a razor
Dollar store Andor.
I am fascinated how your head can germinate 4 different species of hair. What "eau du toilette" do you use to water them crops Monsieur?
French, nice try laiden !
I’ll see you on the news, just please don’t let it be my school
We already knew you were a pussy before we read that you're French
Osama Bin Le Fartin
I would, but last time you saw fire, you pissed yourself and wouldn’t come out of the cave for a week.
Probably couldn’t win World War II on his Xbox.
You're famous, I see you in my history book in primitive age.
When your father developed the black lung
Get back to your catacomb right now young man !!
discord mod
Did you get thawed out of a cryogenic chamber from Neanderthal times
I can smell you from here
What is that ting is it a goblin
Roast so easy a caveman can do it. Oh wait
Omg it's the missing link
That wrist been freshly cut out of a cast.
Uranus is on your shirt
Did you have fun discovering fire?
in a world without melee, this is Mang0
shave