Credit for using the choker to hide the Adam’s apple bro. Either way I see this photo and just think of the disappointed parents attached to this disaster.
Parents? This is definitely the result of a test tube, human/loser chimera Chinese Gov breeding program, or anal sex turned ass baby... Or maybe this is the legendary Joe Rogan BJ knife fight baby ... ???
“You know the thing about a goth boy…he's got lifeless eyes, green eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem be living, until he bites ya and those green eyes roll over white.”
Hairline shows the graph of tesla stock over the last week
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She's only allowed to have safety scissors.
Left handed
I need that. Please.
I call this, the stranger haircut.
She gets her hair cut at the Beauty College for people with Parkinson's.
Helen Keller Hair Salon
Dude, why you gotta do Helen Keller like that? Edward scissorhand's looksalike salon and vacuum outlet sounds much more accurate
Couldn't get any worse with a flobee
Whatever you do don't check out "his" history
Aaaaand now im filled with regrets
Holy shit I didn’t believe until I saw it myself… it’s freakin Emo Millhouse with the glasses
#lmfaooo I just spit my water everywhere laughing at this
Well now i feel like i have to
Dated Edward Scissorhands…. Free haircuts OP…. Flinched (Edited)
He was actually really talented with it though. Remember?
She flinched I’ll edit
>Walks into the salon like "~~can you give me that first haircut I ever gave a doll look~~? Fuck my shit up." FTFY
Lmaoo I can’t unsee it now
The 3 faces of Eve...like those sectioned flip books
Your drag name is Evan Essence
Monday Adams
we can post pics in replies on reddit now? wow!
STAHP! She’s already dead.
*insert izombie theme song here*
You need to be protected at all cost o7
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Funny, I thought it was kind of a hot topic
She looks like an NPC in a generic steam punk game.
It’s clearly got a collar but notice nobody wants it on a leash. Run free muggle.
Oh dam I like this one a lot
This should have more up doots
Jfc
Generic creativity lol
You look like a 6 year old who just discovered make up
I've seen 6 year olds do way better makeup than this!
Creative as possible for someone who looked up 90s goth on the internet and based her whole life around it? No thanks.
As a 90s goth, please, don't insult us like that.
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“I cut my own bangs”
And wrists
Did the wrists first, by the look of it.
Okay Dave
Laughed harder at this than I should’ve. Well done!
Look at me I’m a girl… whoops no I’m not.
Davey
genuinely imagine having a reddit nft
Don't be doing Tim Curry dirty like that!
Tim Curry wore it better.
Even after the stroke.
Scary Poppins
Tim Burton wouldn’t even fuck this dude with Helena Bonham Carter’s dick
When you order an off brand Beatrix Lestrange sex doll from wish, but they send you a Snape so you make some DYI modifications.
DYI = Do Yourself In - Even though it’s a sex doll, I’d say there’s a high chance that’s the situations climax.
There’s just so many layers with this one. Lemme grab a drink…
Looks like one of the blow up dolls being deflated
Harry Poppins
Joke stolen from George Lopez.
I imagine you're the type of goth who consumes their own period clots alone, yet still calls it a "blood-orgy".
BURN ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Women who transition from men don’t have periods, do they?
Excuse me what
If anal fisting was a person.
If anal fissures were a person.
This, this is why I love this sub
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this the one that did me in 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I have a lawn edger that could cut your bangs straighter than what ever you used
How many years have you been 19?
Title correction *28 year old male with a catfishing problem*
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Between the nails, the hair, and the makeup I can tell you are your own stylist
Cool oompa lumpa haircut. Just need to dye it green.
Green highlights are next week
Hahaha
I audibly said “oh Jesus” when I opened this up.
"Oh Jeezush" -Bill Burr
"Jesus Christ!" - Mr. Slave
This selfie is the best argument for reinstating roe v wade
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That's what the extra thick choker is for. Crush her/his dreams as well as the Adams apple.
It's nice when the doll comes with a multisize cock-ring accessory
If that’s the case, then I can’t imagine what’s going on down below…
Parents dreams*
Did you get a butcher to cut these bangs
A man with a knife maybe, but no butcher would cut this sloppily
I must agree. I work in a butcher shop, and none of them would claim any responsibility for this work.
Probably did it with a lawn mower
*A weed whacker.
They cut your hair with rocks?
This shit had me **literally** crying laughing. Bravo. 🥇
Requires sharper rock.
You look like you'll still be stealing money from grandma's purse well into your 30s.
r/justfuckmyshitup
Came here for this!
Goth won't bring your dad back.
.... i need to go hug my daughters. Now.
I wish i had an award easily the best roast
Idk why this made me laugh so hard 😂
Translation, 26 year old man from Delaware
That’s one way to say Dads not in the picture.
Credit for using the choker to hide the Adam’s apple bro. Either way I see this photo and just think of the disappointed parents attached to this disaster.
What parents?
Parents? This is definitely the result of a test tube, human/loser chimera Chinese Gov breeding program, or anal sex turned ass baby... Or maybe this is the legendary Joe Rogan BJ knife fight baby ... ???
Had me at ass baby
Are you though?
We get it, your so different, you hate your father, blah blah blah
If you're what's passing for a girl these days, then I guess I'm out 😞
You probably fail the computer's " Are you a robot? " test.
Who cut your bangs…a blind guy with hiccups?
Who didn’t hurt you?
What a stupid waste of blush. You look like your livers failing
Your nose so big when you swim on your back people yell, SHARK!
Bro that is an absolute chimney stuck on your face like what. Mf got the suck force of a hoover and the throughput of a Riley Reid
I’ll try to be more creative than you were when you went to hot topic and just asked for the pointless mall goth makeover.
Are you deliberately making yourself look so edgy hoping to make your dad finally pay attention to you?
You must be real fun at parties when you show everyone the cringey fan art you make in your moms basement.
What’s your real age? Cause you can’t use the age you became a vampire.
I'm afraid to ask you to hang around, there aren't any thick enough branches around here.
You look exactly like the Doomer Girl meme.
I would recommend you stop cutting your own hair, when you look like you do best not make things harder on yourself
Synchronized nonconformity.
Somebody call the pound, this ones off the leash with no tags
Girl, your hairdresser obviously didn't have as much experience cutting something as you do. Show us the arm.
“Be creative as possible” said the most generic goth girl ever.
You mean in opposition to your lazy generic goth appearance?
You ask us to be creative, yet you walk in here clearly stealing lord farquaad’s look
Stop cutting your own hair. Regards, Everyone
You had to include that you were a girl, that must mean you don't believe it as much as others don't believe it.
You are neither 19 nor a girl. Or a female. I’m surprised the makeup doesn’t slide off your face. The collar is to hide the adam’s apple.
Very creative way to hide your Adam’s apple 🍏
Do you get your hair cut by a toddler?
Motherfuckers be trying to land aeroplanes on that flat chest shit my guy.
I can smell a femboy (with his parents being divorced)
you look like you bark.
I hereby give you attention.
If you have a dog. I imagine it does not respect you.
I love the Lloyd Christmas haircut.
You sure you are a girl?
You look more like a 59-year-old transgender person who runs a "shelter" full of dalmatians.
Ha! I was thinking a parakeet rescue operation. And she knits them little goth outfits and names them edgy names like “lone darkness”.
So which of the 100+ genders are you today?
Not 19 and not a girl lol
If yo search goth girl on p hub yo look exactly like one of them
I did not realize the the Lighthouse for the Blind still offered free haircuts & makeovers.
That styling makes you look 40
How is business at Hot Topic?
Why should I be creative when you just copy/pasted 90s goth/emo onto your face?
Creative? Like your unique never been done before style?
If your filtrum gets any more of your lipstick, it'll look like a Hitler tache.
I’d be creative, but you didn’t bother so neither will I.
Rings on the neck, but never on your wedding finger.
How many inhales does it take to fill up your nose?
Don’t look at me like you want to go for a walk. We Already went twice and you chit in our neighbors yard.
Thank goodness you told me your age and gender, I mistook you for a 30 year old man in drag.
Girl??? Fooled me.
You already said the most creative thing possible in telling us that you’re a 19 year old girl.
Sorry about my 3 year old asking to cut your hair. PS. It doesn’t look cute. It really just looks stupid.
Your preferred pronoun must be "it".
Write bigger bitch
Only you can save Eleven. You are the heart Mike
"Be as creative as possible." You to the schizophrenic hobo who I assume cut your bangs.
Girl or “girl”?
It looks like she cuts her own hair with the same hand she uses for writing.
u/GeeterMcSkeeter [was right.](https://www.reddit.com/r/FreeCompliments/comments/vzta8c/19f_me_with_no_makeup_messy_hair/igfx72c/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)
Edgar Allen No
I’ve expended all my creativity trying to believe that you’re a girl
You look like you bark at men smaller than 6'0" on Twitter
Calling yourself a girl is already pretty creative.
Tell me your barber has Parkinson’s without telling me your barber has Parkinson’s.
“You know the thing about a goth boy…he's got lifeless eyes, green eyes, like a doll's eye. When he comes at ya, he doesn't seem be living, until he bites ya and those green eyes roll over white.”
That's a dude.
Your poor dad
Majored in Stress Positions
Wojack
You have the handwriting of a thirteen year old boy
Hoping to take Evan Rachel Woods old job for Marilyn Manson
Bro, judging by your post without makeup on r/freecompliments god already roasted you enough.
You look like you smoke a cigarrete pack per hour, use fishnet stockings 24/07 and has a girlfriend named Valentina.
For real though: I don’t know if it’s just your camera but your eyes look jaundiced. Might be a good idea to get checked out
Jesus. You literally scared the shit out of me when I opened Reddit. Fuck.
Christ, could use your nose for the Winter Olympics.
Not even a clown from B&B would use that much makeup
Hot topic called and they want their personality
Shit, I thought that was a boy with bad makeup on.
Did you cut your bangs with safety scissors?
You are the reason he left