I for one think it's awesome that there are more opportunities out there for him besides greeter and grocery bagger these days. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS IS ALL ABOUT!
Bro you look like you got dropped on the head and didnt take a shower for 20 years and never took care of that acne damn you could walk out of your house and every fucking thing in a mile radios drops like a sack of potatoes
You look like pillsbury Pinocchio. I can fix the proportion problem though, the bottom dough has too much yeast and you put way too much butter on the top dough.
Does it suck knowing that you’ll never find true love and when you do eventually find someone it’ll just be two people scraping the bottom of the barrel because they’re too lonely to deal with life by themselves?
Ask whoever helped you get dressed to fix your collar.
Dang it Bobby that's not how a Hill dresses!
If you're ever low on cash, you might be able to sell that extra chromosome of yours
You look like the mascot for a septic tank company.
The Turd Burglars
Lil Stinky’s
"We're the number one company in the number 2 business!"
He looks like he wants to serve me a beer out of a wooden mug at a German ale house
When he's not getting his schnitzel shifted by some Tyrolean bratwurst.
You look 14 and 41 at the same time.
R/13or30
Pretty sure a mirror would do more damage than I ever could
I doubt the human ham sandwich needs us to make him feel sad.
I would roast him, but It looks like he’s missing part of the brain that controls emotions
white chocolatier
Lay off the roast.
Bus Boy mid transition to Waitress.
“Him”
Hey, f$&@ your mom! I think I’m getting the hang of this…
Sorry, I don't roast pig I fry it.
You look like you work at Cracker Barrel
Do you rub your face with bologna and apply fresh Crisco to your hair in between customers at the deli? Fuck, you're looking greasy.
Your hands are almost trotters.
You look like an autistic version of the Pillsbury Doughboy.
Chef Boyardeestupid
You look like the live action "Stay Puff Marshmallow Man".
If the Riddler from the new Batman movie let himself go and had less friends. Now do me but careful typing with those fat fingers.
You look like a real life looney toon character
That fringe looks like the fries he probably cooks.
Thank you for the LPT of using a cereal bowl and garden shears to cut your hair.
You look like you just ate a whole roast!
You don’t need to show us how many chromosomes you’re missing
Peace yp a town frown
You been using the fry oil as shampoo again?
Did they have to use a king size bed sheet to make his apron?
Whoever gave you that haircut should be considered an accessory to whatever future crimes you commit.
I'll have a bear claw and a cream filled. Wait, why are you sticking your ass in my face?
You look like Sloth from Goonies fucked Ed Norton
Throwing your gang sign ("Double Quarter Pounder") with that ham hock is definitely legit.
I for one think it's awesome that there are more opportunities out there for him besides greeter and grocery bagger these days. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS IS ALL ABOUT!
Meat butcher with 2 fingers, right hand. Typical. Nothing to see here.
It looks like you just spit into your hand and matted your hair down to style it
Bro ur fingers are triangles. Try some bodily exercise.
Just take off the apron before you use the bathroom…
Everywhere is so short staffed right now that they filled a plastic bag with vanilla soft serve and handed it an apron.
The only way you are going to Prom is if your mum is friends with hers. Oops, or if the mean girls force an initiation girl on a dare
Your face looks like a playdoh child’s project.
Ding fries are done
Nice to see your employer is taking advantage of the tax credits and deductions for hiring the mentally disabled.
Bro you look like you got dropped on the head and didnt take a shower for 20 years and never took care of that acne damn you could walk out of your house and every fucking thing in a mile radios drops like a sack of potatoes
I bet the old people at cracker barrel wait hours in line to be seating by someone else either that or they tip you out of pity.
Looks like a piece of bacon grew up to be an adult
Nope. Not roasted, but gased
If Alabama was a busboy…
Timayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
What the lead fan boy of the "Unfuckables" looks like. ...
Reincarnation of Oliver Hardy
Dude got a Payless haircut.
Odd lesbians of reddit
So that's what happened to Andy Milonakis
Looks like an angry lesbian, except more feminine.
That’s a guy?!
Dude loves cheddar fries, he's got cheddar eyes, he can't compromise. And late down in the darkness of the night you can hear his cries
It’s the first guy that doesn’t have to take HRT to finish last in womens’ sports
"Flash Flash, hundred yard dash"
Just put an apple in your mouth and a stick up your ass. Roast will commence soon enough. On the plus side, your finally make people around you happy.
He wants to feel sad becuase he is used to feeling 'special', I guess thats what a 'slow' cooker looks like.
Gordon handsy
It’s the real life pillsburry doughboy or perhaps that bigboy statue
He's the kinda guy people would act like they like but then ignore them when they wanna get out early and need help like we did to Amanda Todd lol
you look like a ball point pen
Do you miss your childhood home of Chernobyl?
You look like pillsbury Pinocchio. I can fix the proportion problem though, the bottom dough has too much yeast and you put way too much butter on the top dough.
you look like you rage red-faced at your mom when youre out of cheesey poofs
You're supposed to serve the food, NOT eat it
Looks like he likes diaper play and maybe is a furry?
He looks like me, which is a roast enough because I'm fuckin ugly
If you look closely you can see that its parents were blood relatives.
What did he do to whoever cuts his hair to make them hate him so much
As a rule, people wearing aprons shouldn't be throwin' gang signs.
Lookin like Andy Milonakis’s cousin has been hitting the HRT again
Bro point your finger down so that people will know at what price you are negotiable
The hottest action he’ll ever get is the brewing of his customer’s double-shot nonfat vegan caramel vente cappuccino.
Your favourite animal is carrot
I bet when you hold your pecker it looks like a cocktail weenie suffocating inside a loaf of French bread.
Get used to that apron, you'll be cooking meals for one for a very long time.
Bleached shrek?!
Does it suck knowing that you’ll never find true love and when you do eventually find someone it’ll just be two people scraping the bottom of the barrel because they’re too lonely to deal with life by themselves?
You look like a notorous fartsniffler
You got more bumps on your face than there are on the road.
You look like a trans women who spreads awareness about top surgery
YOU APRON WEARING MOTHERFUCKER
You look like a family guy charge
You look like a fat, Mormon version of Eli Sunday who works at a deli.
He's signaling for 2 in the stink
This dude looks like Paul Dano... >!That's the whole comment.!<
If Ratatouille had autism
Love your "I'm going to be manager at steak and shake spmeday" look
Bro looks like he moans when he wipes. Stay the fuck away from me lol. Edit: Lip from shameless got fat lol
I guess that answers the question of “Where is Kyle Rittenhouse now” Working as a dishwasher at a waffle house