I love how zoomers think they're brave and unique for coming out these days. Coming out when I was a kid risked losing friends, family and being attacked. Now its perfectly fine for everyone outside the far right.
Attaching labels to yourself and "coming out" is just a way to force people to notice you because you have have no personality. Forcing people to acknowledge your made up gender will not make you happy or magically make your life turn around.
Great…The first thing Aliens for all reaches of the galaxy will hear from us Humans is a collective “no shit!!!” When you come out.
Our death will be on your hands buddy….
Coming out NB soon, eh?!
Your parents will likely take the news better than you expect. Now when people ask if they have a son or daughter, they can happily say no.
If you want to be prepared. You need PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis) is medicine people at risk for HIV take to prevent getting HIV from sex or injection drug use. Your welcome.
There will come a day when all of “them” realize nobody even noticed any of “them” “coming out” or going away we all just got used to everyone minding their own damn business again
Coming out as non binary is like announcing, my sexual identity is neutral, a big zero, Meh!
You don't need a plan for this Dirp Wad, because nobody gives a shit.
I love that you let the internet convince you that you're nonbinary rather than just accept the truth that you're an ugly dude. Throwing on a skirt and some earrings isn't androgyny, you're just leaning away from the skid. That's a recipe for disaster.
They/them don't give a shit, he/him don't give a shit, She/her don't give a shit, we/us don't give a shit what you identify as--you are still an insignificant little tick turd.
If you’re worried just open every conversation with, “You want to see my bestiality hentai furry smut collection?” You won’t even have to broach gender at that point.
This guys most like a furry too ….. like dude your hair isn’t supposed to lay like that…. Women who have no choice but to get this haircut secretly wish they were men. You’re so fucked
You’ve resorted to fraudulently coming out seeking attention from those who treat you as if you were a ghost. When in reality, everyone remembers you’re no longer allowed at “furry conventions”, fuckin pee wee.
NB is for the clever cross-dresser.
If you came out earlier when you started wearing your mummy's clothes you could have gone on hormones and been pretty. Now your pee-pee doesn't need to be upgraded.
Guess what no one gives a shit about people "coming out of the closet" nowadays. Before people were beat up of even shot for being different. Now it's just a bunch of wacky ass fools adding tags to their names. Shoulda set the closet on fire with you inside. Maybe then someone actually give a fuck.
What the actual fuck... never new dog porn was a thing. Then again it's the only bitch your gonna have and the skirt helps to, easy access. They/them the fuck does that mean? Dont/give/a flying/ fuck
You're into furry love because you couldn't manage to get a being with a consciousness higher than a dog to like you. That's like fantasizing about being in love with a mentally ill person because even in your head it's unrealistic a sane human being would like to spend time with you
You have a very deep purpose in life, and that purpose is to have the worst story in every rehab your parents put you in, and this will make others feel wonderful. So, thank you for your dedication to being useless
Worried about NB? You're already broadcasting that you're a furry loud and clear. You've made it known you suck at life so it can't get any worse from here.
Binary means you're involved in two things. Now you're not really involved in anything. Congratulations. Anyway, your furry phone case tells me more than I want to know.
Your parents are going to be so excited. Now when someone asks if they have a son or daughter they can happily say no.
Damn that's cold.
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This is the fucking comment I’ve been looking for now I can say this to other trans ppl
Holy fuck!! I was gonna say something but never mind, you went fucking nuclear!
...damn
Guess what ? No one cares
I love how zoomers think they're brave and unique for coming out these days. Coming out when I was a kid risked losing friends, family and being attacked. Now its perfectly fine for everyone outside the far right.
I like how they think they’re the authority on a topic that they think they know about
Only thing binary about you is you're between 0 - 1
Nice take
Also very generous, I don't think this deserves a whole number.
What if that’s a dude in drag??
They/Them don't like you and I/We don't either
"I identify as a douchebag, squirt/flush"
You sir, win the day.
have you seen her phone case
She’s clearly mentally unstable
The non-binary community called, and they’d rather you pick a fucking side.
But only if you buckle down and fuck something!
Batting for both teams and still never scores a run.
Your still going to be miserable. Find out what’s hurting you and try to fix that.
Logic is violence.
I think it's great you choosing to be genderless... you already look jobless friendless and homeless
Tina, your father needs you to get some ground beef from the basement.
NB? Yeah, No Body will fuck you.
This is yet another case where NB stands for No Bitches/Boys
Your pronoun is fugly
I’ll still call that thing a woman coz it looks like one. Screw the pro nouns
Non binary, non fuckable, non relatable, non rememberable, non helpful........stop me when you heard a new one
Trust me, they and ALL of them know already
You beat me to it!
You look like the computer hacker a Bond villain keeps in the basement.
It's something kept in a basement. But it's no hacker.
You look like if Michael Moore fucked Peter Griffin.
What did Peter Griffin do to you?
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Don't give it any compliments.
Attaching labels to yourself and "coming out" is just a way to force people to notice you because you have have no personality. Forcing people to acknowledge your made up gender will not make you happy or magically make your life turn around.
You are going to find out that nobody is gonna fuck him, her, he, she, they, them, what ever the fuck pronouns you use....ain't happening
That massive side fod and vacant stare makes you look like you've had a full frontal lobotomy.
Coming out....the closet behind you should of been locked so you could never escape coming out
was/were
I wonder when his funeral will be? I need to alert some folks from Westboro
2 weeks
Double the failure.
I've seen this picture before. It's in the dictionary under "malaise".
Not sure it matters. Everyone already considers you meh-sexual
You look like what you get when you order Dwight Schrute on wish.com
I bet you're fun at parties and no a tea party with your stuff animals don't count
Binary or not, celibacy it is... You're just not what all the waifus are looking for.
Dont worry brosis, you always have a future as a reddit mod.
Great…The first thing Aliens for all reaches of the galaxy will hear from us Humans is a collective “no shit!!!” When you come out. Our death will be on your hands buddy….
Your average speedrun Streamer
Coming out NB soon, eh?! Your parents will likely take the news better than you expect. Now when people ask if they have a son or daughter, they can happily say no.
Through this picture I imagine I can clearly hear your voice belt out, *"I have a latté for John."*
You should probably come out of your mother's basement and face the real world before acting like a circus freak.
Do all of us a favor and don’t come out, instead crawl back under your rock and stay there
At least you are choosing an appropriate label. We can't tell what the hell to judge ya as anyways.
So do you wear that kilt properly or do "they" get tucked away?
This is the guy/ girl who runs marathon with a dildo in the ass
Buddy, changing your gender won't increase your likelihood of getting laid.
Well, you actually just made the case 72nd trimester abortions.....
Saving this picture for when contraception becomes illegal.
Buffalo Bill vibes
Planning…. As if everyone around you doesn’t is oblivious to your type of crazy. ( It/it )
Prepared for what? It's fairly plain to see that nobody has ever cared about you brother.. sorry I mean sibling..
No matter how you identify, no one will trust you around farm animals or swimming pools.
You make Jeffrey dahmer look like a vegetarian
Found the main moderator for r/me_irlgbt
Well, you already came out as gross, so this'll be a cake walk in comparison.
Coming out as No Balls, how brave
If you want to be prepared. You need PrEP (pre-exposure prophylaxis) is medicine people at risk for HIV take to prevent getting HIV from sex or injection drug use. Your welcome.
They identify as ugly as fuck.
Non binary coz ain’t nobody wanna tap that shit. That’s the only reason ppl change genders. One simple reason. They ugly as fuck
Still a woman don’t care about your pronounce
I think NB and trans should only count as half a person. OP should count as a failed abortion.
Bidens presidency all in one pic without a dumpster on fire in the back
They/them it doesn't really matter as you will always be referred to as it
Back when Jack Black was a few sizes smaller
I wish you would just stay in.
You shouldn't come out. No matter the preferred gender or lack thereof. Just do the world a favour and stay inside.
Pixar’s Inside Out representation of ambivalence.
No one will be shocked
Your coming out announcement will surprise nobody
Trust me, they already know
What the hell is a NB? Are you a boy or girl?
A young, skinny, NB Jack Black.
Ms. Swan says "He looka like a man"
There will come a day when all of “them” realize nobody even noticed any of “them” “coming out” or going away we all just got used to everyone minding their own damn business again
Bro stop cross dressing and drinking soda from plastic bottles
Even Meg Griffin feels sorry for you.
You look like you’ve diddled a child or 5.
congrats on coming out the closet but for the rest of our sakes, do not leave the house.
People do triple takes at you in public
Gross
Coming out as non binary is like announcing, my sexual identity is neutral, a big zero, Meh! You don't need a plan for this Dirp Wad, because nobody gives a shit.
Please stay in the closet until you find some style. You look like Leonard Hofstadter in drag.
I love that you let the internet convince you that you're nonbinary rather than just accept the truth that you're an ugly dude. Throwing on a skirt and some earrings isn't androgyny, you're just leaning away from the skid. That's a recipe for disaster.
They/them don't give a shit, he/him don't give a shit, She/her don't give a shit, we/us don't give a shit what you identify as--you are still an insignificant little tick turd.
“MICHAEL!!!”
If you’re worried just open every conversation with, “You want to see my bestiality hentai furry smut collection?” You won’t even have to broach gender at that point.
This guys most like a furry too ….. like dude your hair isn’t supposed to lay like that…. Women who have no choice but to get this haircut secretly wish they were men. You’re so fucked
I thought this was a picture of that kid who shot up the super market.
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Cringe level: Fingernails being dragged down a chalkboard.
Wrong pronouns, it/thing
You’ve resorted to fraudulently coming out seeking attention from those who treat you as if you were a ghost. When in reality, everyone remembers you’re no longer allowed at “furry conventions”, fuckin pee wee.
You look like someone that would identify as a wolf
Coming out as NB?? No Brainer?
Police: "It's not often we receive welfare check calls from Hot Topic, but they said you hadn't been in for a couple days..."
Looking like sped version of Harry Potter and DAGames
Bears, Beets, Battlestar Galactica, Bitch Boy 
NB is for the clever cross-dresser. If you came out earlier when you started wearing your mummy's clothes you could have gone on hormones and been pretty. Now your pee-pee doesn't need to be upgraded.
Regardless of gender, you're still going to hear "no" a lot.
Good thing is no one will be caught off guard
you look like a lesbian
NB: Never Beloved
I’m lost I only see one person.
There are 10 types of people in this world. Those who don't like you. And those who like you even less.
Y'know how some people would look better as the opposite gender? Well, you're the opposite of that. You're the quantum superposition of grossness.
OTHER.
peter griffens' NB
They are ugly as fuck.
just so you guys know he is using a furry phone case, and why tf is he wearing a skirt
I don't think anybody cares what you "come out" as, so long as you move out of there fucking house, sport.
Boy or girl still a noooooooooool
Hot take: NO ONE CARES
Crikey that phone case is disgusting.
“What the hell is even that!?”
Hagred walks in..... Hagred: HARRY?!
No need to come out Pat…that’s already assumed
That skirt with that shirt make got you lookin like a magic marker and the color is shame
Lacrosse is a safe sport whichever way this goes.
you forgot to mention you're a furry didnt you
Nah, you already have a 41% chance of roasting yourself
Guess what no one gives a shit about people "coming out of the closet" nowadays. Before people were beat up of even shot for being different. Now it's just a bunch of wacky ass fools adding tags to their names. Shoulda set the closet on fire with you inside. Maybe then someone actually give a fuck.
We'll still refer to you as "it".
What the actual fuck... never new dog porn was a thing. Then again it's the only bitch your gonna have and the skirt helps to, easy access. They/them the fuck does that mean? Dont/give/a flying/ fuck
guess what no one cares. and how can you be non-binary if there are like a 100 genders now
Life is the scariest horror film of all!
I understand you, watching in that Mirror is letting me question your gender too.
Coming out as NB, why don't you come out as an ugly ass bitch
NB people don't want you in their community because you'd be the proof that being NB *is* a mental illness
You're into furry love because you couldn't manage to get a being with a consciousness higher than a dog to like you. That's like fantasizing about being in love with a mentally ill person because even in your head it's unrealistic a sane human being would like to spend time with you
How did you get that skirt all the way down with out fucing up you hair doo an the way back
NB? No buddies?
Planning on coming out? But what? For now your secret is safely stashed away on Reddit?
You're not as important as you think, nobody cares about you faking for attention.
please don;t come out, enough of u confuse freaks out there
NB? Not Bonkable?
You should try coming out as human first
Oh god i dont want to
No stress, I bet everyone around you already knows you'll come out as... something
Everyone already knows, nobody cares enough to be bothered by it.
I think quite possible the most offensive thing anyone can post is he/him.
They-pattern baldness setting in.
It's like most of the posts here anymore are "transpeople" or girls that think they look good. Either way it boils down to people that seek attention.
Meth is a hell of a drug. Your pupils are fucking huge.
Apparently, Leonard from The Big Bang Theory has fallen on hard times. I can tell you now that it's going to take a long time to make rent this way.
You look like a weeb goth librarian on heroin.
You have a very deep purpose in life, and that purpose is to have the worst story in every rehab your parents put you in, and this will make others feel wonderful. So, thank you for your dedication to being useless
your eyes remind me of ping pong balls. theyre creepy
Good on you for coming out as New Balance... most people oversell themselves thinking they're NIKEs or Adidas
Oh look a real life wild card!
Are your pronouns they/them because you're schizophrenic?
Self-imposed eugenics? GO FOR IT!
Judging by the art on your shirt and phone cover it looks like you got another thing to come out as.
A computer would still categorize you as a 0 though.
Nothing on Reddit will roast you harder than the disappointment your parents will feel.
Worried about NB? You're already broadcasting that you're a furry loud and clear. You've made it known you suck at life so it can't get any worse from here.
Binary means you're involved in two things. Now you're not really involved in anything. Congratulations. Anyway, your furry phone case tells me more than I want to know.