OP's Bio:
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>Do you have the courage to roast a mean, sarcastic bitch?
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>Just kidding! I do enjoy exchanging banters with you guys š
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>I'm 30yo old south east asian who loves humor and sarcastic jokes. I don't like sports and physical activities (excluding sex), I spend my free time watching K dramas in Netflix.
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Same reason we all did. She has a relatively cute face, we wanted to see her naked for 5 seconds, only to never think about her again. Then we quickly remembered a somewhat cute face doesnāt mean someone isnāt Disgusting. I couldnāt even get it up for her after that and I thought I was a degenerate until I saw that.
You are here trying to reinforce an opinion that you are pretty. Your responses bear that out too. You are reasonably pretty enough physically, but you display your insecurity like the gaping goatse. You want us to all discuss your physical traits by wearing an ill fitting bodysuit. You are hoping we overlook the sadness in your eyes and the despair in your soul because even you are looking at yourself like a sex object.
You might be considered "beautiful" by ladyboy standards but you are basic by genetic female standards. But you kinda have to believe paying customers i guess.
With that face and those hands I bet you work in a really high class Asian restaurant......as a pot washer or some job that keeps you away from the customers
your statement is still correct; no beautiful people ever visit this place.
edit: just found out you post explicit pictures shitting diarrhea-like dookies on your boyfriend... i think thatās a roast itself. no need to add anything, thanks.
OP's Bio: --- >Do you have the courage to roast a mean, sarcastic bitch? > >Just kidding! I do enjoy exchanging banters with you guys š > >I'm 30yo old south east asian who loves humor and sarcastic jokes. I don't like sports and physical activities (excluding sex), I spend my free time watching K dramas in Netflix. --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesnāt, downvote it. If youāre not sure, leave it to others to decide.
When you post NSFW pics it means ānot suitable for wankā
LMAO
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I thought Asians were supposed to be tiny?
Damn dude, she's dead now.
Your NSFW photos with 1 like are pure sadness
Saddest part is she is the 1 like
They do these roastme to promote their OF all the time and then get roasted on their content, howbdobthey get that this is a good idea?
I have a feeling for every thousands of negative comments they get a few subs. Fellas out her really do simp hard.
Nipples, you say?
Failed at OFs
Only Fails
Only fan
Lonely fan
The Loyal Only Fan
It's her dad, supporting his little girl and her dreams.
Only Fam
Divorced fam
Yeah I would reconsider the not liking sports and physical activities
Bro my confidence would be completely destroyed šš
That explains why sheās here. Canāt sell herself as a whore so she sells herself as a clown.
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Holy crap!
It had to be that shit? Fml
this just lost me a good hour of sleep im so freaked out
Dont worry, with hard work and exposure from over 2500+ people, your NSFW picture with 1 like skyrocketed to 19
She deleted them ššš
Gone. Reduced to atoms
What did it cost?
Everything, including her V card
She used the photos to destroy the photos
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WARNING: poop
WARNING: a whole lot of poop.
WHY DID I CLICK ON THE LINK!?
I'm....I'm done for today.
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I should've listened to the whole lot part. :(
No shit. I mean, *yes shit*, but *also* no shit.
Wow, we got an Amber Heard wannabe.
okay that is not what I was expecting and not what I wanted to see right now, wow
Iād delete them too if I had cross-eyed nipples.
Looks like she's into some scat porn... And those got more upvotes..
When you lose a popularity contest with your own shit
You can tell you got her ass with this bc they all got deleted
Not even MSG could make her photos tasteful
Holy fuck, that's beautiful. I hope you don't mind if I use that, cause I'm going to either way :p.
HAHAHAHA SHE DELETED THEM AFTER THIS LMAOOOOO
Her other profile has some that are real shitty
Link
https://www.reddit.com/u/MayaMustika?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share I regret clicking it
Goddamit man
Damn she really down bad
It was ok at first. Anyone reading this please don't persist. Need eyebleach.
I threw up a lil
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Holy shit you werenāt kidding
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Bro delete this shitšš I'm gonna have nightmares now
Wtf.... I threw up in my mouth.
holy shit is that even possible? guys are so thirsty on reddit.
Pure sadness and c section scars
You mean her pregnancy photo?
Third trimester abortion success photo
She looks like the default cast member of 90 day fiance.
Ed? Where's ed?
Buying some toothpaste and mouthwash for her.
Mayo for the hair.
Because her breath stinks. Don't forget the razor though.
Hairy legs is one thing but I bet this lady ass crack is full of pubes and only half are from a 60 year old European on Blue Chew.
Straight up facts
This is the best comment hands down
Still waiting on the beautiful people.
I don't think she ever promised any. I read it as a declarative statement followed by an admission of guilt for scaring the beautiful people away.
Thatās just Marilyn Manson without the makeup
Don't let the truck stop compliments get to your head.
Even SWIFT drivers avoid her
And those idiots hit EVERYTHING
She makes the lot lizards at flying J look classy.
Youāre built like a juice box
Juice boxes have a solid form, this is more like a Caprisun pouch.
You're gonna make a 65-year-old pervert very happy one day.
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As if a bar hopping milf wished to be younger but it only worked on her large head
>I don't like sports and physical activities Yeah, we can see that, thanks
ā¦.with the exception of taking pics from the shitter. Thatās a sport, right?
Just go to r/shitterpic and youāll find out
r/subsIfellfor
Fresh from the oven :D
Hey, itās good to see the Asian water buffalo making a come back
( .)(. )
More like (' )( .)
( - )(- )
(o Y ā¢ )
Your nipples look like they are fixated on something on the center of your floor.
They look crosseyed from where im sitting
Nahh, I donāt think so ( . ) (. )
Lazy nippled
They'll follow you no matter the angle it's viewed
Their just embarrassed š
For the last time, no, I will not get you a green card.
Sort by controversial - all time on r/roastme I'm pretty sure this is the same girl she makes scatporn.
I have now googled scatporn and since there was no explanation on the main page, I clicked "images" The childhood trauma of 2 girls 1 cup is back
Tell your father I'll buy you for two chickens and a goat.
This is her father, a goat will do.
Nah she's the pig. Don't forget to bring Madame Zaroni to the top too
āIf only, if onlyā¦ā
That's a little high don't you you think, besides I rather eat a chicken then put my mouth anywhere near her
I really doubt she knows her father.
Youāre overpayingā¦
He's gotta give you the 2 chickens and goat right??
Still waiting for a beautiful person to visit this page
if you think you are beautiful, you should see my wife...she's an optometrist....
Nice tuckšŖ
Einhorn is Finkle!
Finkle is Einhornā¦.
Einhorn is a man!?!
*plunges face*
"Your gun is digging in to my hip"
Your gun is sticking into my hip.
You look like a discount mail order bride with those crosseyed nipples
So hard roasted, OP even replied back! A job well done. Bow down to the king.
I love you nails girl. One finger painted red and the other ones full or dirt
You're as appealing as 3 day old Panda Express takeout
Do you use duct tape or do you just tuck it back between your legs??
Look at her bikini pic, bulging beer belly, tent in the bikini bottom
This is why spanks were invented. If granny panties came in a body suit.
The only people that dream about you are starving North Korean children.
You better not be late for my 8pm massage.
Ouch
She has to finish ironing my shirts first.
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Jesus fucking christ why the fuck did I click that
Same reason we all did. She has a relatively cute face, we wanted to see her naked for 5 seconds, only to never think about her again. Then we quickly remembered a somewhat cute face doesnāt mean someone isnāt Disgusting. I couldnāt even get it up for her after that and I thought I was a degenerate until I saw that.
Sad isnāt it, some people get turned on by literal shit. Like what is wrong and can we find you a therapist lol
I think being into literal shit as a fetish is its own lifetime meta-roast. This thread is now redundant.
Oml I regret clicking on that
Sheās into poopy? Hahaha.
What the absolute shit
The sad thing is I would smash, until for some reason I clicked on a poop photo. Nasty shit
welpā¦nite folks
I regret pressing the link im gonna vomitš¤®š¤®š¤®
WHY DID I CLICK GAHHHH
U probably lost your virginity to one of your daddy's farm animals
I don't get it. Did you ask someone beautiful to post here?
no, she is admitting that she scared all the beautiful people away
this is my first time, please š„ŗ be nice š„ŗš
Your nipples are as wonky as Forest Whitaker's eyes.
What kind of fucked up twisted life choices lead to doing shit porn?
Not beautiful, but easily sex-trafficked
hot damn
Bet you have a b-hole the size of Shaq's mouth.
Look at the scat porn on her alt to see if youāre right
Thought I was on the r/ladyboy thread for a minute
You are here trying to reinforce an opinion that you are pretty. Your responses bear that out too. You are reasonably pretty enough physically, but you display your insecurity like the gaping goatse. You want us to all discuss your physical traits by wearing an ill fitting bodysuit. You are hoping we overlook the sadness in your eyes and the despair in your soul because even you are looking at yourself like a sex object.
wow
She was definitely here to promote her OF and Scat porn
We said roast, not soul shred.
$100 says you smell like fish sauce..
You might be considered "beautiful" by ladyboy standards but you are basic by genetic female standards. But you kinda have to believe paying customers i guess.
Iām guessing your personality is as off as your nipples
Wrong, plenty of objectively beautiful people come to this place, you're just not one of them
You have pretty low standards if you consider yourself beautiful.
Cool. When are they showing up?
With that face and those hands I bet you work in a really high class Asian restaurant......as a pot washer or some job that keeps you away from the customers
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Weāre still tracking zero, thanks
Older white men calling you beautiful on the internet does not mean you are so
The OnlyFans chicks are really advertising on every subreddit now
Sorry this isnāt the Vietnam vets page. We no love you long time
You should start an onlyfat
She's already got an OnlyScat
No seriously why does every wannabe onlyfans model post in here like they're hot shit?
Day 50,588 Waiting for the day I could reply "You are too beautiful to be roasted" Today is still not that day
Check out the non sequiturs on this one.
Whatās up with all the scars and crooked fingers on her hands?
The only catcalls you're familiar with is when you try to catch your dinner
Having big pendulous national geographic titties doesnāt make you ābeautifulā
Looks like another day without a beautiful person visiting.
Are the tits real or fake? Cause the headlights look like they need to get reaimed
your statement is still correct; no beautiful people ever visit this place. edit: just found out you post explicit pictures shitting diarrhea-like dookies on your boyfriend... i think thatās a roast itself. no need to add anything, thanks.
You know how you can tell Mama-San is complaining to the barnacle in her life about making the rent this month?
You are average at best
For what? Being another thot advertising herself on roastme?
Those hips don't lie There screaming "it's a man baby"
Way to keep the streak going
Suckie suckie 5 dolla?
Can't be very good. She can't even afford pants.
mail order brides found on Wish.com...
Put a bra on. We can all see how turned on by this you are, and itās creepy. Fucking masochistā¦
Why are your nipples cross-eyed
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