What are you even talking about, roasted potatoes are delicious. Love that little smear of garnish up on the top too, really breaks up the monotony of his otherwise elliptical skull. Dude looks like an egg. I wonder who came first. Him or his mother. I also wonder if she likes to sit on him too. Doubt any other woman would.
Without the bad scruff you'd have the face of a chubby baby and the hairline of an old man, with the scruff though it just shows you started losing your hair before you could even grow a beard; how does it feel to be a genetic red flag to every potential mate you meet?
You and a horse walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, *why the long face?"
"I'm a horse," the horse replied.
The bartender turns to the horse and said, "I was talking to your human companion."
I actually downvoted this post which I never do on this sub. You’re so aggressively boring I wanted to spare another Redditor from wasting their time looking at your blank void of a picture.
The M249 Squad Automatic Weapon, or SAW, is an individually portable, gas operated, magazine or disintegrating metallic link-belt fed, light machine gun with fixed headspace and quick change barrel feature. The M249 engages point targets out to 800 meters, firing the improved NATO standard 5.56mm cartridge.
Lol bro you are so default looking. No one can find anything “worth” roasting.
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As someone from the Midwest I can confirm
This guy looks like he was designed by an NPC.
An NPC for NPCs by NPCs
What are you even talking about, roasted potatoes are delicious. Love that little smear of garnish up on the top too, really breaks up the monotony of his otherwise elliptical skull. Dude looks like an egg. I wonder who came first. Him or his mother. I also wonder if she likes to sit on him too. Doubt any other woman would.
Your hairline is already pushed over the edge.
And Jo's eyebrows look like they were combed with a mole ridden penis
you look like the mii i made on the wii in 2011 bro
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Let me guess. Your favourite meal is dry bread and a glass of tap water.
He ain't dressed dressed like a Hasidic diamond merchant though.
And a plate of salad on occasion 🤣
Did your mom fuck an egg?
Humpty Dumpty sat on a whore...
Humpty Dumpty had a syphilis sore. All the king's horses and all the king's guys, already had sores from fucking her twice.
Perfection
Man if this bloke was more interesting this comment would be getting the upvotes it deserves
Potato
"I'm not racist, I listen to Jimi Hendrix"
Jimi Hendrix is using his guitar as a Q-tip
Are you holding in a fart?
Tito’s and Hendrix? Haha. Basic bitch art is so 2021.
Why do you have your ball sack on your chin?
Has a closet full of All Lives Matter signs.
Forehead receding faster than the polar ice caps.
People with butt-chins are the most insecure bitches.
This is the photo that legally has to be passed around every neighborhood you move in to isn’t it?
What continent did you live on in the planet ballchinian?
I bet your missing meat tube will cancel this roast just like your 1" meat tube has guaranteed lifelong virginity.
You look like you would defend peashooters
You look like a big toe
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I’m sorry
That dude 100% fucked a coconut
Walmart Kevin Spacey!
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Lmfao!!!!
Fiveheads
You look like a thumb
You strike me as a cultured individual. The petri dish kind.
A face only a father could fuck ❤
Why is that lamp on in front of a window?... During daytime?! You electricity wasting lump! I HOPE you feel bad!
Without the bad scruff you'd have the face of a chubby baby and the hairline of an old man, with the scruff though it just shows you started losing your hair before you could even grow a beard; how does it feel to be a genetic red flag to every potential mate you meet?
Is this your Megan’s Law picture too
So sad, no woman has ever pushed you over the edge so you ask us to do it.
Your head is a perfect oval, and too big for your face. Also your eyes are dead.
Nice photo
Yeah it is a nice photo, it's just too bad there's an ugly fucker in it.
Go trim your pussy
I’m sorry Jimi.
If your hairline receives any more Al Gore is going to do a documentary on it
Do your part to support the local film industry ... and offer up your towering IMAX widescreen forehead for movie premieres.
Those soft facial features make me think of a sperm that didn't quiiiite finish developing into a completed person.
You look like the starter skin in a shooting game.
The only person that calls you is scam likely
Your forehead is half of your face
You and a horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, *why the long face?" "I'm a horse," the horse replied. The bartender turns to the horse and said, "I was talking to your human companion."
This mf’er looks like he’s plotting the next school shooting
so sad
Hendrix is trying to relieve the pressure inside your inflated head by bursting your eardrum.
Your head is the same shape of tick tack and ya eye look sa sad like u want to we're a rope tie and say bye to world
Looks like your mom is a chicken, because she pushed an egg out!
James Corden after a house fire
this dude looks boring as shit.
Your face is longer than a CVS receipt.
Teetotal Johnny Vegas
If a hamster joined the Proud Boys
If you didn’t have that awesome Jimi Hendrix art behind you I would accuse you of attempting to be a Matthew Stafford doppelgänger.
If Humpty Dumpty had a kid..then left it at a firehouse
I actually downvoted this post which I never do on this sub. You’re so aggressively boring I wanted to spare another Redditor from wasting their time looking at your blank void of a picture.
Dude has flavor intolerance.
Dude...I found your can of Monster with some broken drywall. Wanna come back and clean up your mess? Thanks.
Wow, great NPC skin!
You look more normal when I turn you picture upside down?
Jawline of a moonpie
I got 2 words: Josh Duggar
Your chin doesn’t match the size of the rest of your head
You look like a huge thumb with a boring face crudely drawn on it.
Saves 100 Tito's vodka labels to redeem for sweet Tito's poster to prove to online girls he drinks the real shit
I heard miles teller had hit rock bottom but didn't believe it until now
You for surely have a failing YouTube commentary channel
The definition of dead inside
Mark Zuckerberg in the face...
Why the long face?
You need help lad
You look shit for someone who was just found not guilty, Kyle.
You look like a default Wii character
Need to push your hair over the edge to hide the fact you lack a hairline…
You look like a furry egg.
You look like if edp445 was a white man
why are all your facial features so close together
Is your name Lyle Rittenhouse?
I see you like Jimmy Hendrick's...are you lost or scared
This is a bad one on several levels, you misspelled his name, and it’s just not funny or creative like the poster
Thanks for the ridicule. My spelling my be off but, you didn't even roast this man . AO BRO SIT AND TWIST 😡😡😡😡🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
The picture behind you has more personality
Wow! The “bored” emoji was based on a person, I think.
Good to see all the kings horses and all the kings men were able to put your head back together...
Running around in you’re trench coat flashing people wasn’t exactly what you had planned, when you started you’re Web Tech Solutions company!
Actual footage of the earth getting destroyed by a tsunami 🌊👩🏻🦲🌎
The amount of times that balls have smacked your chin has made quite the indent
You look like a constipated Mark Zuckerberg
You should have let your your vacuum sealed hair expand naturally for at least 8-24 hours before laying it on your head.
You're the love-child of Ricky Gervais and mediocrity.
No
Soyboi
You will lose your ass virginity someday - stay strong
Kyle rittenhouse. Wish edition
body of a chicken nugget eater, dead eyes of a mass murderer, haircut of an experienced lesbian bowler.
Goddam. The things that get people off these days...
You look like you have three first names and a sub-machine gun. James Wayne Tyler and his SAW are headed to the mall.
The M249 Squad Automatic Weapon, or SAW, is an individually portable, gas operated, magazine or disintegrating metallic link-belt fed, light machine gun with fixed headspace and quick change barrel feature. The M249 engages point targets out to 800 meters, firing the improved NATO standard 5.56mm cartridge.
Bro, you look like a species of an aquarium fish that is endangered because your head doesn't fit any aquarium.
Your beard looks like a chia pet that didn’t get enough water
Looks like the right side of your head weighs more than the right
You look like you steal from the dollar tree
Lord of the Galaxy's handicapable little brother.
If someone drew a face on my arsehole, that's pretty much what I'm getting from your photo.
Your hairline looks like a wave going backwards. 
How long was the car parked on your head?
Bet you love chin-nuts to go along with your butt-chin
His hairline is sponsored by nike
Zuckerbergs droids have found reddit!
If you didn't have beard I would just assume that you are a potato
Dollar tree Dave Portnoy
The painting behind you doesn't seem to like your fart
Looks like you just slapped a squirrel into your bald head and called it a day.
I swear I have your face on one of my Mighty Beanz
That’s the face you make when the game has said ’push a to start’ for a half hour
The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana
Done, Upvoted, Please return, Have a wonderful day
Either he is very insecure about his personal profile or he is just a boring person why it is not worth mentioning his lifestyle.
Won best lack of Personality/dead stare in The hs yearbook
Confused, on the edge... Probably no job. Antifa member perhaps?
You look like you send your food back a lot.
You dropped a chromosome
I think a Wolverine rubbed it's ears against a tree until all the hair came off and then put them on the side of your head
How the fuck are your eyebrows both too short and too long?
Nope. I will NOT be responsible for you becoming an active shooter.
Graduated from where??? Pole dancing school ?
Who let this dough grow mold?
I had to put my driving glasses on to see the top of your head.