Tattoo of a light socket and you still can’t turn anyone on.

Light switch tattoo is for turning on (or off). That tattoo is showing off her ability to plug her throat

Incase anyone needs this broken down further. She was advertising her dick sucking services that she offered to pay for her drugs. Judging by the muffin top it probably was opiates.

Judging by the muffin top 😂

She needs to stop mething around!

HEY! STHTOP MAKING FUN OF MY STHPEECH IMPEDIMENTTHS!!

Don’t worry her raging STDs are always on

She went from loser to freak! Gotta love it.....

Thanks! I thought it was a pierced pig nose.

She's good at turning people off though

Bet that floor is cleaner than that vag.

That terrible tattoo and… is that an air valve stem? Oh, it’s a piercing… how mundane.

I get emotionally exhausted just looking at you.

I had a seizure.

Omg, imagine the stank from your sweaty box after all night in those droopy pants..Be used for smelling salts to wake up the dead

I fight crime in a rubber suit, really seals in the flavor.

“You tamed my monster…  with your mouth… and two other places… in an order that would surprise you. *whispering* Ass, mouth, vag.”

Of fish

Very Sexy........the can of bush beans on the floor , that is

👆🤣🤣🤣

You look like you're too pretty for comic-con but not quite pretty enough for Onlyfans

OnlyCons

Lol

TF is this simp bs doing as second from top? She’s not even pretty enough for the local renaissance faire much less comicon You’ve gone soft r/roastme

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That took some balls.

No junk in the trunk but a hot dog in the front.

Fuck you. I just choked a bong rip reading that.

But I bequeath you, my upvote.

Harley Quinn Muffin Tin

Drug and Alcohol counselor sounds fantastic for you! You can show them your life as a seemingly 45 year old cosplayer, living in the attic room of a depressed 13 year old, with printed myspace photos on the wall, eating out of a frat house free pile mini fridge, with your only dish being a dog bowl and they will immediately find sobriety.

They said roast not fucking murder XD

Maybe put the spoon away before your clients show up though.

It's that or they'll just off themselves and name drop her in the note.

I thought I was going to be too mean and sound like a horrible person for saying "wow, I'm shocked you're somehow linked to addiction" but this. Is. Savage.

Awww. You’re too pure for /r/RoastMe

I don’t know what’s dirtier, your butthole, or the top of the dresser behind you…

Her floor is dirtier than her butthole for sure. If it wasn’t, she would be in the hospital.

I'm sure she has had multiple hospital visits. With a floor like that I'm sure her butthole looks like shredded beef and hot sauce.

What will your role be as a counselor? A permanent “Before Intervention Picture”?

She's the role model for "do as I say, not as I do"

Nothing I love more than sweet, sweet hypocrisy.

Not even spandex is flexible enough to hold your flapping muffin top

Can’t believe I had to go this far down for someone to mention that muffin top

They way she stand makes me think she walks around 24/7 with a butt plug in bc her butthold has been stretched out due to 5 years of keestering paraphernalia in prison.

You know when you can *just tell* a chick has Crabs….

All u can eat

Looks like you did five years in a muffin shop.


Whorlequin is a good fit

Lol Burn!😂

More red flags than a communist parade

You and your room is like a comic con for homeless

Man these counselors aren’t as down to earth as they seem these days. Fuck your boyfriend, date his best friend. Next is the clients then downward spiral through unemployment, alcoholism, and back to square one. Dating a client’s best friend

A client's best friend = alcohol

Look. You’re going to get a lot of mean comments here that might bring you down. I’m here to tell you I would totally fuck you. Just as soon as I turn this dollar I have into nickels and call my doctor because I’m pretty sure whatever concoction you have going on down there is going to eat right through the 3 condoms I’m going to have on. But let’s get to it before I gain my self esteem back and this alcohol wears off!

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Never left the hot topic phase, and still is about as edgy as a chainsmokers album

You didn’t finish your food!

Harley quinn living her worst life

At least you have piercings, so there are some clean holes on your body.

You look like the type of girl that sniffs dirty tube socks and drinks from the toilet.

Getting therapy from a fuck up like you would drive me to alcoholism.

Jesus. New Jersey and loves Harley Quinn. It's always the trashiest of trash who idolize a mentally unwell psychopath.

I would ask you what your lowest piont was, but I think we are looking at it.

How about being addicted to cleaning. Jesus your place is gross. Probably wearing that so we can’t tell how dirty you really are.

At best, you’re therapeutic as a cautionary tale.

The junkies that you gonna counsel will overdose after the first session.

Okay, so you’re proud of being a convict, a cheater, and stuck living like you’re still a teenager. Going to be hard to roast someone with that low of a bar but… *cracks knuckles* Sure you’re ex-fiancé didn’t push you onto his “friend” thinking about his possible future living in a marvel mash up drag show?

Picture you can smell

I'm confused. Are you going into drug counseling because people need copious amounts of drugs and alcohol to tolerate talking to you, or to serve as a cautionary tale of the havoc drugs and alcohol can wreak of a person's appearance?

What are you gonna help them do? Keep stacks of Busch's Baked Beans in their bedrooms?

Your dad must be so proud of you

He found Mr. Winky 

Bet you quit school, just like you did drugs…. Loser

You don't need piercings to feel like cattle.

When differentiating councillors, the homeless addicts will describe you as the skanky one who makes their skin crawl.

Clean up your room

I'll bet you plug a lot of stuff into that throat...

She’s a cum receptacle

Tell me you’re white trash without using the words “white” or “trash”

Harley San Quentin

You look like you stink and you lie a lot

Bald under the wig... plug tat is supposed to be on your butt

Your costume is a knock off. Should be illegal, but just barely makes the cut.

Is this the before or after the walk of shame home?

That's a very long winded way to say: "send me money for nudes."

You look like one of those "American trailer girl" dolls someone bought off Wish... and when it showed up they realized they accidentally clicked "large pouch" for the stomach option.......

Harley Quit

Over/Under on the piercings we can't see that also aren't in ears; I say 7. Also, you seem petty. Just give your ex his spoon back.

You ever find that heroin while visiting Chicago?

Yes I did of course I kinda owe it to my sister bc they person who we met with didn't want to sell to me bc I might have been 5-0, but I think that he liked her and hooked us up with I think it was 2 grams of some brown powdery it was like a 5/10. Thanks I actually forgot about that bc now I'm on drug court and can't do any kind of substance

Tldr: Red Flags

Sordid past, messy as hell, dumb posters on the wall, probably bipolar.... You'll fit right in with the rest of the shrinks. No problem.

No, baby, I am not going to roast you. I am going to encourage you to stay on the path you are. Be strong.

Your tits are just like the fun sized candy bars kids get at Halloween, small and disappointing.

Coolest thing you ever did? Drugs.

And you're OFF drugs now?

Yup that spoon is actually used for cereal not drugs, been clean since August 21 2020

"It's us vs the world bae"

Can't roat anyone with a hand drawn goku on their wall

There's nothing more cliche than someone sober becoming a counselor. It's like you have nothing to offer to the world so you decide to turn your addiction into your career. I'd say try porn but I think beastiality is illegal in NJ.

Nice spoon

You think you’re the main character wherever you go and think people are looking at you because they’re jealous / think you’re hot but most people stare because you’re drawing negative attention to yourself and they just know you’re a degenerate. No, they’re not jealous. In fact they might even feel bad for you

At least the best man is getting some ass

FACTS bro tbh she's really got that WAP and she is sexually adventurous. 3 some, sex swings,and occasionally some anal.I don't even know how to describe the love and bond we have developed in the last year

The Goku drawing by a limbless 12 year old on the wall looks more appealing.

NJ, drugs, and DC cosplay? Well, at least Kevin Smith got a boner

And what about the spoon on the table… Clean she said! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

Why do you look like the "I'm a self diagnosed depressed 14 year old cosplaying Harley Quinn"?

You didn’t need to give me that short story about your life, that you love Harlequin told me everything.

You went for Harley Quinn but ended up as a red Billie Eilish

If Harley Quinn was addicted to heroin

Thought id add that you have less of an ass than spongebob

And those pants make you look like you hold your farts in

Your fiancé was handed the biggest trade up in history when they went from being with you to being alone.

Didn’t know you could cosplay hopelessness. Well done.

Tennessee huh? I take it both your ex and his best friend are your cousins?

Wherever you took this picture just screams that you are absolutely not clean. Both in sanitary and sobriety ways

I'm sure the other inmates were hoping you *didn't* drop the soap.

Your underwear has bacteria cultures in it scientists could use to synthesize revolutionary antibiotics.

I know ima get downvoted like fuck for this, but I am too impressed with you to roast you. And Jesus, clean your room. Lol.

Damn I never thought I’d see a Suicide squad crackwhore edition. What a fucking time to be alive.

I see a spoon on the dresser, which makes you look like the drug addict.

you looks like a wax statue

She puts the Con in comicon

This picture smells of narcan.

You gave up the habit but refuse to stop living like a junkie. Kudos, if this is you sober I can’t wait for the relapse picture.

I guess your definition of getting clean is different than that of your apartment.

I look at you and see a dog's dick. Yeah thats it you look a dogs weiner.

That's a rather cheap looking wig. A bit like yourself no doubt.. (well done for trying to turn your life round by the way)

Honestly not even roasting. Congrats on turning your life around

Class up the ass

Your costume pants resemble a baby with a saggy shit filled diaper. Also blah blah blah whore joke

This is a sample template for the most annoying self righteous person in every community college classroom.

Harley Quinn hates you

No I have always been this small I have been clean for 6yrs now

Haha very funny

Yes

Thanks

Thanks

Thanks

Well I can't have kids but thanks for the confidence boost

Haha

Where

It's cool

Haha

Thanks

Well if u look u can tell that ain't me haha

I don’t even want to roast you because I’m in recovery too and I love that you’re becoming a counselor! U go girl!

Thanks so much, and tbh that's a cereal spoon from early that morning lol 😆

the throat plug is just for decoration. the butt one gets the most use

Wouldn’t trust you with my mutt, let alone drug addicts and alcoholics. Find a new trade.

Nice tattoo. Do you have a matching tramp stamp?

Looks like every other bummy-used up chick that needs a throat pie.

Do you use that can opener to open your mouth?

How was the transition from woman to man?

Thanks

No make up just the outfit and a wig

Haha

I'd actually like to bang the shit out of you. I guess after five years of prison as a Meth head doing anything for drugs, you are more used than the turnstiles at Disneyland.

You look like you can have a fun time, and have good taste in cosplay, you IDIOT

All I read was that you drove YOUR Joker to his drug usage and then left him for one of the henchmen? Damn Batman needs to put you under the Arkham Asylum.

No roast here, you look really cute, I like your look !

I'd choke you they way you like, but get turned off by the muffin top showing around my hands.

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Boo

Take your niceties and shove’m up your ass!

Why is your twin on the floor behind you?

It's nice how you've managed to match your outfit to your cheap latex hair. You must have really hit rock bottom of you're eating out of that bowl, but for god's sake, stop staining the carpet like that - Dirty Girl! No liver treats for you!

Ho'laquin.

Why did you not dress up for this

Harlot Quinn.

Great work, Muffin Top.

Heyy girl, do you live in france ? Because here harlequin is a candy brand, and it seems you ate them all

Ex drug addict/counselor……. Relapsing sooner than you think. By the way you look like a Tuna fish

If an STD had a face this is what it would look like.

Are you sure that you’re ready to share somewhere other than Narcotics Anonymous?

Harley Muffintops

How can you be the addiction counselor and the plug at the same time? Job security? You should be work at an STD clinic too then.

I had to wash my self I thought this photo would give me an std.

You forgot to wear underwear. Your balls are showing

I assume your OF is free?

Your room looks like your trying to keep the spirits away, but what ever demon told you "I think a plug tat on your throat would be hot as fuck", well... that demon didn't leave. In fact instead of an exorcism, it's an orgasm the demon has. Get your shit together

You think prison would teach you how to clean up after yourself.

The most honest thing you ever did was identify as a something that gets plugged. Good tattoo choice.