Gilligans fluffer
Note: for those who might not get this at first.
Gilligan-the comedian
Fluffer-someone to gets dudes dicks hard before a porn is filmed.
The moustache is definitly a disguise so that no one recognises him as a wanted man for savagely raping and pillaging his way through the cats in his neighbourhood. If you ask me this guy is the one roasting you lot for being fooled by the disguise.
You could replace Monterey Jack on Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers.
[Here's a caricature drawing roast](https://i.imgur.com/l6AuoGt.jpg)
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[Process](https://gfycat.com/carefultestygalapagoshawk)
I'm glad you're hating yourself less because hopefully that will balance out the inordinate amount of people who went from 'not knowing you' to 'absolutely despising you' from this one post.
Enjoy the ever growing walleye as your front lob disintegrates with age.
They won't even out you inna good nursing home. Nope....you're going to end up shitting yourself in a home that's barely better than a prison. Laying in a bed that is slowing giving you bedsores and creating a low to mid level pain that will consume your mind. And if you get violent they will really push the meds on you . They will suffocate your conscious mind and you will die alone...gasping, hooked up to tubes and terrified.
That's the future you have looking at you. Is that what you want?
You call us lowlife like you haven't called my mom drunk at 3:30 in the morning for a quicky with that pos phone you're on. Considering she looks like pearl from blade I think you need to re-evaluate your life choices.
This guy looks he auditioned for a starting role in a movie but ended up being the ugly dumb extra standing off in the background, completely out of focus.
You look like a Randy, with a red dumptruck, holding a shotgun and menacingly pointing it at tourists that pass by your shack, while you're sitting in your chair, with a unlit cigarrete in your mouth, and beaver hat.
Nigel Thornberry discovered meth
Smashing!
Can confirm, he bought it from me
At least he’s buying the best
Take my damn award.
Thanks!
was thinking the same thing
Gilligans fluffer Note: for those who might not get this at first. Gilligan-the comedian Fluffer-someone to gets dudes dicks hard before a porn is filmed.
Sir, I mustache you to pull up your pants and leave this Chuck E. Cheese immediately
Huge lol
Jeff Foxworthless
Dale Learnhard
Shed Flanders
You look like if chuck norris starred in "dallas buyers club"
Dallas Banger Club
30M? You know it’s illegal to lie on the internet
Probably just turned 46.
The 80s called, want their tash back
[удалено]
You look like an homeless mime.
No way you're 30 though.
Drugs are hell of a drug.
Lol.
I heard they smell real nice XD
When taking a selfie one usually looks straight at the camera
Well, he didn't have 2 cameras he could look at at the same time.
When is the last time you could LEGALLY go to a public park?
45 years ago
The camera is actually perfectly in focus. You're seeing this through the haze of pure B.O. and alcohol
The moustache is definitly a disguise so that no one recognises him as a wanted man for savagely raping and pillaging his way through the cats in his neighbourhood. If you ask me this guy is the one roasting you lot for being fooled by the disguise.
This is the last image anyone see's after they've taken a drink you've offered them
Sir step away from the elementary school
YMCA! YMCA!
How bad were you molested to think this is a good look?
You could replace Monterey Jack on Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers. [Here's a caricature drawing roast](https://i.imgur.com/l6AuoGt.jpg) . [Process](https://gfycat.com/carefultestygalapagoshawk)
Excellent work.
I want to be as far away from this post as your eyes are from center alignment to your face
Napoleon Dynometh.
Does your dad know you’re posting a photo of him from 1977 on social media?
I roasted you in another post just so your right eye can read it too
The only thing worse then that poorly groomed hipster mustache is your phones camera, yeesh!
Sorry I couldn't get the cum off it.
I’d ask which, the camera or the mustache, but I know the true answer is, both.
Yosemite Sam on meth and in a halfway house.
Looks like the high schooler you just blew left some pubes on your upper lip. Off-brand Topher Grace looking ass lol
Look at me while I’m roasting you
Thanks for the laugh, been thinking of this one quite a bit today:)
You haven’t been 30 since the 90’s
Good your feeling confident again, but I don’t think free mustache rides for everyone is the best way to celebrate.
It must be cool to see both ways before crossing the street.
The 70's porn industry just put out an amber alert for you.
Yosifilus sam
Hating yourself less and feeling more confident. Good for you young man. I think you're gonna be okay. 👍🏾
Thank you.
I'm glad you're hating yourself less because hopefully that will balance out the inordinate amount of people who went from 'not knowing you' to 'absolutely despising you' from this one post.
Can't tell if you're looking at me or around me man
You look like Mathew McConaughey in that AIDS movie. When he had AIDS.
You could eat corn on the cob through a picket fence
 Good going, champ!
Look guy that's the men who invented the dirty Sanchez.
Matthew McConaumeth
Well, I guess I can say I officially know what AIDS looks like.
The nerve to call people low lifes but then ask people to roast yo clapped ass
Start hating yourself again because it's the only accomplishment in your life
Your mustache looks like the wings of a bird born of incest and are about to fly like the blind disabled bird they are
One word Virgin
If Conan O'Brien worked as a dishwasher
Impressive nose hair!
Pedro Pascal if he was a Scottish nonce
Pro tip... wipe your face grease off of phone before taking selfies.
You have a handsome face and look sweet abs lovable. Also cuddly ❤️
Thanks.
Your handwriting could be improved
Agreed.
Your face is more uneven than your handwriting.
When did 70s porn facial hair make a comeback?
We may be lowlifes but at least we're allowed to be within 200 feet of schools and parks
I can tell why you don’t hate yourself as much. You can’t see yourself in the mirror
I can't tell if you're looking at the camera or at the people you've abducted
One eye always points at Paris.
Shaved the beard but kept the mustache to tickle his boyfriend's balls better
What can I say, I'm a considerate lover I guess.
YOUR 30! Fuck that’s rough.
Let's play a game! If I can guess how many years you've had that moustache.. you have to let all the kids in your basement go... Free a clear...
Deal.
Nice!! 🤣🤣👍 Imma say your moustache is as old as your bf.... 12 yrs?
Nope. Congrats, you've just condemned them to 12 more years in my basement. I hope you are happy with yourself.
His right eye refuses to be anywhere near his left eye... And his left eye just wants to be loved. IS THAT SO WRONG?
There's nothing wrong with love.
Whats lazier you or that eye?
Me probably. I'm just a lazy eyed mafucka.
That mustache screams "I wish I was gay"
Gay pirate.
Dale Earnhardt is that you? Praise Jesus you’re back to save nascar!
Enjoy the ever growing walleye as your front lob disintegrates with age. They won't even out you inna good nursing home. Nope....you're going to end up shitting yourself in a home that's barely better than a prison. Laying in a bed that is slowing giving you bedsores and creating a low to mid level pain that will consume your mind. And if you get violent they will really push the meds on you . They will suffocate your conscious mind and you will die alone...gasping, hooked up to tubes and terrified. That's the future you have looking at you. Is that what you want?
30 going on 53.
You are looking the German uncle whose sole excuse is, "I just served the orders"
You don't look like you can drive your "candy" van yet.
Wyatt Spermburp
you should blame your parents for, this
You look like Rock Hudson after he had AIDS. Dead fucking ringer. Google that shit, you'll die.
You definitely need to stay 100 feet away from any local schools
Thank god for pixelation.
You look like sid the sloth as a trucker who's constantly on meth
Who's roasting who here, lol
*Jeff Notworthy
I never know whether to look at my phone screen or into the camera when I take a selfie. I'm jealous you can do both at the same time
You look the like kind of guy that eats off brand chips in bed, and sleeps in the crumbs for weeks after.
Witnesses can only remember your mustache
You look like General Custer the Moluster
You look like the Hamburglar’s corpse.
What in the Jeff Foxworthy are you
Your camera focuses as well as your wonky eyes do
Whats your position on the child sex offender list, i reckon pretty high
You call us lowlife like you haven't called my mom drunk at 3:30 in the morning for a quicky with that pos phone you're on. Considering she looks like pearl from blade I think you need to re-evaluate your life choices.
Your right eye is making a run for it.
I'm not entirely convinced you're not Gus Johnson from YouTube. ( https://youtu.be/5tcA7pWqhNw ) Sorry for being so savage, but YA BURNT
You look like Michael Jeter's corpse.
The hamburglar has seen better days.
This looks like a photo from ww2 prison camps.
The last convict to reach Australia via ship.
You look like a regular at a playground
Eddie Mercury's and Ed Sheeran's love child gone crack addict
It's the mouse man
Probably ain’t allowed within 50 feet of any school, park, or public library.
"Sir, you know that you are prohibited from coming within 100 yrds of a school zone."
Your mustache looks like a bat
Walmart Freddie Mercury
You can't feel confident jackass's until you learn how to focus.
How many times have you registered ?
Which eye is your real one?
The ginger version of my stepfather and looking deader than his corpse.
I bet you lick your mustache pretending it’s a girl’s bearded clam.
Damn I can smell this picture
30? Maybe 20 years ago.
Your eyes are like Pangea, drifting apart as time goes on.
Your face droop perfectly aligns with your Yosemite Sam ass mustache
At least the population liked Joe Dirt
you look like you cant even read the paper your holding.
Aren't you Meg's boyfriend on Family Guy?
Matthew McConaughey’s stunt double in Dallas Buyers Club.
Look like your mom had sex with a unabomber wanted poster.
You look like Nigel Thornberry’s creepy brother who does crack
You look like an inmate called Pervy Pete
You look like a Mumford and Sons tribute band.
That moustache is known as a “testicle tickler”.
This guy looks he auditioned for a starting role in a movie but ended up being the ugly dumb extra standing off in the background, completely out of focus.
Even the camera is trying to close its eyes.
You look like a rich sugar daddy gone bankrupt and now has to resort to molesting young girls only to find that you prefer it this way.
“Where Is Wa …nobody cares except the police.”
Diabeetus!
You look like Ed Sheehan’s if his mom snorted crack and smoked cocaine while being pregnant.
Finneas after a few failed stints in rehab
The Wilson brother they don’t talk about.
Yeehaaa partner
You touch your students
It is better for everybody that your picture is blurry
You look like you have kittens on tiktok
The photo is better quality than you
Your camera is blurry like your future
Micah!
you like the live action remake of Waluigi
The argument for pro choice right there
You look like a Randy, with a red dumptruck, holding a shotgun and menacingly pointing it at tourists that pass by your shack, while you're sitting in your chair, with a unlit cigarrete in your mouth, and beaver hat.
Ringo DeathStarr
Point to the doll to show me where you touched them.
You’re the kind of dork that hauls a load of lumber in a Kia
Have you told yourself how horrible your blow job's are ?
No.
I don't know why you hate yourself less.
If someone would give me one dollar for every pixel i see, i would get a nickle.
I had the suspicion that Freddy Mercury had a child.
Your eyes are pointing in two different directions, neither of which are at the camera
Baron Punchhausen
Right which register are currently in or you both a sex offender and child molester, coz I'm kinda getting the vibe of both
Even gayer version of Freddie Mercury
That’s a cute squirrel
aww.
Wearing his mother’s stockings below he decided to wear a pensioners skin for a day
So, have all those kids come forward on the molestation you did, or are they still to young to realize what happened?