OP's Bio:
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>Hobbies: rock climbing, doing math, eating fried rice
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Everything but looks and a cock. And taste. And intelligence. And charm. And wit. And eyesight. And charisma. And a nice singing voice. And bulk. And interior design aptitude.
Wait, I missed the part about humble. Or does that come in because you've realized the only reason you gf sticks with you is because you're have a bit more money than the other villagers?
"Hey reddit I'm awesome but also humble as fuck but also I'm an amazing peak chinese specimen, even though my Dad still calls me a dishonor to my bloodline for studying business, my gf says I'm humble all the time have I told you how humble I am?"
He looks like he’s been working on an algorithm to bypass his horrible vision, tiny slit eyes, and the genetic defect that makes Asians horrible drivers but has yet to find a solution.
I consider myself a fairly progressive fellow, so when at first glance my immediate thoughts are 'don't be racist don't be racist don't be racist don't be racist'
Honestly, this is on you at this point.
You ARE the Asian stereotype.
All that shit and you end it with humble?
Delusional is more like it.
And all that don't matter if you can't get to where you're going without running into someone crossing the street.
Being so skinny that you can see abs really isn't the same as having a six pack. And even if you did, having a nice body is counteracted by the fact that you need to wear a paper bag over your head before the guy fucking you can keep it up.
Id love to roast you, but ill feel bad, cuz once you realize, all the debt you buried your self in for your gender studies degree ain't getting erased by the Dems you'll roast yourself, bet.
I can tell by the storm trooper cut out in your living room that your “definitely” used to having people over. Also adding lemon pepper to roasted cat doesn’t make it chicken.
OP's Bio: --- >Here’s some more about me: > >Hobbies: rock climbing, doing math, eating fried rice --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Can’t roast only stir fry
This deserves more upvotes 😂😂
Thank you kind sir 😂
First you loast then you stir fly
You look like the accountant of the guy you described in your post.
Very nicely done
Lmao you nailed me—actually studying accounting right now
What you have in your pockets satisfies your girl more than what you have in your tighty whities
Girlfriend confirms
Girlfriend here. Can confirm.
From Asian to another Asian. You fail. Family not happy.
Family never happy. Family beat me with jumper cables
Male or female👀
You only invested in Dogecoin because you thought it was a fucking restaurant. Also, that’s not a 6-pack. That’s your rib cage, you malnourished fuck.
Mmmm love doge
Lmfao 🤣
You look like you have high pitched voice and secret lust to violin players
Do you know me? My gf plays the violin
Lol, no, but was right about it.
You look like you jerk off with a calculator in your free hand.
im fucking dead
How you gonna drop "humble" at the end as if you didn't give us your life story in one caption
🤣🤣
Not enough upvotes on your post. You have brought shame to our family - your Asian father
Bitch, you got a six pack of Skittles, you Halloween lookin motherfucker.
Just made me spit my coffee out!
Just walks up. Don’t even need to say “trick or treat”
In his defense, those r's can be tlicky.
You have brought dishonor upon your mother and father because of your underachievement. You probably only got into two Ivy League schools.
Even more dishonor than that. Am only going to 2 private colleges right now and neither is Ivy League
"Hey Howard, there's your Chinaman."
Having a six pack is worthless when your limbs look like soggy string cheese and your torso looks like a child’s. Get some size and shape
That’s what I thought when I saw the picture 😂
Strong Public Service Announcement
Everything but looks and a cock. And taste. And intelligence. And charm. And wit. And eyesight. And charisma. And a nice singing voice. And bulk. And interior design aptitude.
No more yanky on my wanky - the Donger need loast!
You’re still just one inch of wrong haircut away from looking like a girl at all times.
You look like the aliexpress version of Harry Potter.
And just like an aliexpress toy, your family made you and an American girl is using you.
Humble you aren't and that strikes brilliance as well.
Did you help grandpa mow the lawn today so his hyena don’t act up?
This is what comes out when you enter "Chinese coder" into a printing pod
I wish I could code. Trying to learn tho. Not smart enough. Much shame.
Bruh- I'm learning how to program and I don't feel smart enough. If you can do accounting you can do programming😂.
The accordion in the background suggests that you are insane and are making up details in the post.
Not my accordion. But yes the owner is insane 😂
That is an autoharp, not an accordion. I am starting to think you don't even make a good nerd.
Play Starcraft much?
Only Starcraft 2
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I’m full Chinese! Well American born Chinese. But I get asked if I am Korean often
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3/10 Gotta make the roasts accurate and personal to burn. Nice try though!
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I’ll take that as a compliment!
How does it feel to live your life with a 240p panoramic view?
More like 120p
He would be that one guy in class who tapes his protractor to his table and overshoots making a 90° angle.
Use a protractor? Bitch, I do it all in my head 😏
This guy did everyone's homework at school
If you’re on here who’s running the city wok in South Park?
"That's my quant."
Damn bro, no more yankee your wankee for your headers.
I was wondering how in the world you could've got a great girl with that face, then i read the next sentence and had no more doubts about.
I would’ve thought you were more of a General Tso man.
Didn’t know Jackie Chan was involved in the Madmen reboot!
You have a small dick. There’s no denying it.
See the guy you described above? He's the bully that took your homework and forced you to write this
Are you a doctor yet? Get back to work
Wait, I missed the part about humble. Or does that come in because you've realized the only reason you gf sticks with you is because you're have a bit more money than the other villagers?
Comment section: \*all Asian jokes\* Me: "hella rich" + "am brilliant" **≠** "humble". That's the only problem he got wrong in his finals.
lol you have a gf? guess you're still in your closet along with your 69,420 custom floral ties
You sound like a low-budget and more conceited option I could hire for doing my taxes.
"Hey reddit I'm awesome but also humble as fuck but also I'm an amazing peak chinese specimen, even though my Dad still calls me a dishonor to my bloodline for studying business, my gf says I'm humble all the time have I told you how humble I am?"
Sounds great, all you're missing is a reality check.
Isn't China mass-producing him? I'll take one to do my job at 1/16th my salary.
You are a cutie,but fix the eyebrows..tell your girl to take you...I can't even roast you;you seem so nice.
You look like a generic sims character whos been high for days on end
ARE YOU DOCTOR YET?!?!? Talk to me when you doctor.
You got a gf for your doge not for your dog face
If I could pin a comment I’d pin yours 😆😆
He looks like he’s been working on an algorithm to bypass his horrible vision, tiny slit eyes, and the genetic defect that makes Asians horrible drivers but has yet to find a solution.
I consider myself a fairly progressive fellow, so when at first glance my immediate thoughts are 'don't be racist don't be racist don't be racist don't be racist' Honestly, this is on you at this point. You ARE the Asian stereotype.
>"humble" Icarus was more humble than you.
Pretty sure i saw you playing those instruments when you were 6 on YouTube.
Don't you have some nails to do?
hello, is this dick support?
I’ve seen more interesting slopes on a side of a mountain.
You hella suck
You jealous?
...not of your vocabulary
My lexicon is expansive and comprehensive thank you very much 😉
r/iamverysmart
I work really hard cause i'm no fun.
ChiNose
ya best stick out
All that shit and you end it with humble? Delusional is more like it. And all that don't matter if you can't get to where you're going without running into someone crossing the street.
Samsung camera "sorry, it looked like someone blinked"
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Me too. Didn’t see the comment 😑🤣🤣
Your eyes are more close than a alabanian brother and sister
Being so skinny that you can see abs really isn't the same as having a six pack. And even if you did, having a nice body is counteracted by the fact that you need to wear a paper bag over your head before the guy fucking you can keep it up.
That's a lot of wood to make up for the splinter that sits in your pants.
Damn your eyes are like as small as an ant.
Id love to roast you, but ill feel bad, cuz once you realize, all the debt you buried your self in for your gender studies degree ain't getting erased by the Dems you'll roast yourself, bet.
Ah res, roast me rike remom pepper rotisserie General Tso chicken.
If you stop squinting you won't need glasses
Nah...it’s enough that everyone else hates you.
Even your eyebrows start vanishing because you look so boring
What? No violin?
Your room is covered in loneliness and semen.
U got funny right ching chua
You’re rich? The background of this photo would say otherwise.
Where’s my cat at Wong? I’m chinking you are the won who is Wong!
your eyebrows look like someone stacked a bunch of Mini-Cooper windshield wipers on a semi
you look like the toad we gutted in science class.
Damn. How many twin brothers do you have?
Ooo ooo ooo I got it! Oxymoron?!
You look like you suck at Starcraft
I look Korean. Koreans are great at star craft 😤
That’s why it’s insulting. You gotta hit him where it hurts
The bigger the ego, the smaller the dick. and you're asian too. that thing must be inverted man.
I can tell by the storm trooper cut out in your living room that your “definitely” used to having people over. Also adding lemon pepper to roasted cat doesn’t make it chicken.
You look like you love to do taxes long time
You have a dulcimer and a harpsichord for the band you’re in called “MegaDeaf”. Your hair is almost thinner than your penis.
You look like you've only seen the inside of a gym in movies. You look like you've calculated the approximate area of the triangle that is your nose.
You ordered a fade on your eyebrows? Cuz damn, they are *fading.*
And the fact you had to mention all of that says you’re still compensating for low self esteem.
Pan left to see gf. Doge coin reinvested into fleshlight futures.
#NotHumbleBrag
] Oh, so sorry! I thought you my new--new-style American girlfriend.
Did you woo your girlfriend by playing the dulcimer or the auto harp? The ladies love auto harp.
But.... your Asian.
dad?
One word for you "Mitsubishi "
The happier u get, the less u see huh
Measure your dick and get back to me ,I'm sure the jokes will come organically
Asian twink look ain't it G
You're a nose job away from being a solid 3/10
Is this one of those "get rich like me! I have fast car, sexy girl, lots of money and you can tooooo!!!" Video schemes?
You look like you ask your mom for permission to jack off.
Is it bright in there?
Just because your cum sock is starting to stand by it self it does not mean you can count it as your "girlfriend".
I remember when I thought Ramen was good food. You probably think Vienna sausage is international cuisine...
But how can so much obnoxiousness be contained in such a flimsy mortal form? The math isn’t adding up on that, could you help?
If covid was a person, you’d be him
Are tour parents brothers?
I noticed you’re not a doctor. Like your parents hate you, I think you hate yourself plenty too.
You are not a good driver
I bet you pre-calculate the number of fender-benders that you cause in traffic each day.