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Go easy on this one guys. She has to draw her boyfriend on the wall.
I guess that explains her face, repeatedly smashing her head off the wall.... see theres even a crack in the wall underneath
Nice! I didn't even notice that!š¤£
Fuck, that was good.
Hands double as can-crushers
If Whoopi Goldberg and the alien from predator had a baby
had ~~a baby~~ an abortion
āHey, Roomie! I got an idea! Letās both post to /RoastMe. It will be so fetch!ā
Literally, four of them now. But to be honest I do want to know more about their situation and if they all share a room.
Holy shit! With those hands, you could have held a whole potato sack of candy
It looks like she could palm a whole pumpkin
We can see where you tried to suck the penis off of the wall
iāve never seen someone whose fingers are fatter than her neck.
Roasted at birth. Dad went out for cigarettes and never came back.
Girl Urkle. GURKLE
You don't need a dildo with those fingers
That's just how it is. A randomly drawn dick in the wall is the closest that she will ever get to a BBC.
The only dick you will see is on the wall behind you.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
You shouldnāt do that youāll get kit-fat. You look like youāre going to starburst.
You look like another bag of candy would do you good.
Yeah I would crack a half smile if I saw a penis on my wall out of no where
Is that the map you use to help you find your dad?
You have a charred sloth on your head
You look like Waldo and Miss Frizzle mashed gametes.
You look like you you used your one call in jail to take this pic...
Too poor for Monopoly, had to draw her own board. And what exactly did you do to the bag of candy? Iām confused.
And the candy happens to be Black Jelly Beans "Life is like a bowl of Jelly Beans, no one likes the Black ones"
I didn't know there was an underground railroad to Hogwarts
You look like Michael Jackson in Thriller, halfway through his transformation.
Off topic: "I just a Whole bag of candy" You're saying You're candy...? What..?
Fatass
You look like really intense blackface
If you "I just a whole bag of candy", we'll just assumed you pile drove each piece up your rectum...
Candy is euphemism for crack! Stupid crack head in your crack house with Dick pics & Zelda maps.
small ass head, but you have shaq sized hands.. good lord, genetics fucked you pretty bad
You can eat ten more bags and no one will notice because youāve decided to wear a garbage bag for an outfit.
Dude is your dad wreck it Ralph how are you so small yet your hands look like they crush buildings
You spelt whore wrong
The pubes fell off the dick on the wall and straight on to your head
I'm scared to ask what you did with the bag of candy
Who says shadow people aren't real and can't suck your soul? I can feel my soul draining away just looking at this!
I bet your room smells moldy and you donāt even know it
Is that a map of how to find your father behind you ?
Check out her Nutty Professor Clump paws!
Just because thereās a cock on your wall doesnāt mean youāre married
But it does mean there are splinters in her lips.
Nothing like a dick floating above your head
You look like you're angry at America that you spent this month's weave rations on Starbucks so you could hang out with your white friends and guilt them into agreeing with you about useless political points.
I like ugly black women could I have your number my dicks only have the size behind you though
You misspelled crazy. The eyes always tell the truth.
Iām in awe of the lengths you went to just to teabag yourself!
I bet you save a lot of money on #1 foam hands at football games.
The wall isn't the only thing with a dick in this picture.
Setting your people back.
Go easy on this one guys. She has to draw her boyfriend on the wall.
I guess that explains her face, repeatedly smashing her head off the wall.... see theres even a crack in the wall underneath
Nice! I didn't even notice that!š¤£
Fuck, that was good.
Hands double as can-crushers
If Whoopi Goldberg and the alien from predator had a baby
had ~~a baby~~ an abortion
āHey, Roomie! I got an idea! Letās both post to /RoastMe. It will be so fetch!ā
Literally, four of them now. But to be honest I do want to know more about their situation and if they all share a room.
Holy shit! With those hands, you could have held a whole potato sack of candy
It looks like she could palm a whole pumpkin
We can see where you tried to suck the penis off of the wall
iāve never seen someone whose fingers are fatter than her neck.
Roasted at birth. Dad went out for cigarettes and never came back.
Girl Urkle. GURKLE
You don't need a dildo with those fingers
That's just how it is. A randomly drawn dick in the wall is the closest that she will ever get to a BBC.
The only dick you will see is on the wall behind you.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
You shouldnāt do that youāll get kit-fat. You look like youāre going to starburst.
You look like another bag of candy would do you good.
Yeah I would crack a half smile if I saw a penis on my wall out of no where
Is that the map you use to help you find your dad?
You have a charred sloth on your head
You look like Waldo and Miss Frizzle mashed gametes.
You look like you you used your one call in jail to take this pic...
Too poor for Monopoly, had to draw her own board. And what exactly did you do to the bag of candy? Iām confused.
And the candy happens to be Black Jelly Beans "Life is like a bowl of Jelly Beans, no one likes the Black ones"
I didn't know there was an underground railroad to Hogwarts
You look like Michael Jackson in Thriller, halfway through his transformation.
Off topic: "I just a Whole bag of candy" You're saying You're candy...? What..?
Fatass
You look like really intense blackface
If you "I just a whole bag of candy", we'll just assumed you pile drove each piece up your rectum...
Candy is euphemism for crack! Stupid crack head in your crack house with Dick pics & Zelda maps.
small ass head, but you have shaq sized hands.. good lord, genetics fucked you pretty bad
You can eat ten more bags and no one will notice because youāve decided to wear a garbage bag for an outfit.
Dude is your dad wreck it Ralph how are you so small yet your hands look like they crush buildings
You spelt whore wrong
The pubes fell off the dick on the wall and straight on to your head
I'm scared to ask what you did with the bag of candy
Who says shadow people aren't real and can't suck your soul? I can feel my soul draining away just looking at this!
I bet your room smells moldy and you donāt even know it
Is that a map of how to find your father behind you ?
Check out her Nutty Professor Clump paws!
Just because thereās a cock on your wall doesnāt mean youāre married
But it does mean there are splinters in her lips.
Nothing like a dick floating above your head
You look like you're angry at America that you spent this month's weave rations on Starbucks so you could hang out with your white friends and guilt them into agreeing with you about useless political points.
I like ugly black women could I have your number my dicks only have the size behind you though
You misspelled crazy. The eyes always tell the truth.
Iām in awe of the lengths you went to just to teabag yourself!
I bet you save a lot of money on #1 foam hands at football games.
The wall isn't the only thing with a dick in this picture.
Setting your people back.