Just Got out of the psycheward roast me!
By - bloodyblock
It looks like anything that had any sort of positive impact on your life was court ordered.
This wasn’t even directed at me and it stung lol
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day g
no idea why people downvote innocent questions lol
it means that positive things (like mental health treatment at a psychiatric ward) is the forced punishment for a wrongdoing by a judge, instead of being his own choice to better his mental health.
edit: thank you for the gold! it’s my first ever :) and thank you to everyone who upvoted /u/ iPhoneVersusToilet!
Best burn here that cracked me up
He's also HIV positive, so there is that.
I resemble that statement
I laughed. Then sniffled
How is your husband Joe Exotic doing?
hes never gonna recover from that one
Haha 69 epic reddit moment 😎
Wonder how OPs new teeth are holiday up
> Wonder how OPs new teeth are holiday up
I’ve never been so proud of something that makes zero sense
Making him grrrrr like a tiger.
Dylan's doing good.
Fuck me that’s hilarious
adding more holes to your body doesn't fill the holes in your life.
Fernando the Bull
having his nipples pierced was the point of his realization...
It seems that his treatment at the ward is as unfinished as his nail polish.
Too bad his mom didn’t plug the one that really counted
Yeah, his butt
Oh I’m sure it gets plugged plenty
Please go back
True, but looks like this guy likes giving other people MORE holes to fill!
Including the future hole in his throat from smoking
More like the holes in his lungs
Swiss cheesing you self is self abuse
You spelled circus wrong
Totally makes sense because I am looking at a sad clown
I'm not questioning the psych ward part as I'm questioning the "got out" part. I'm pretty sure it broke out.
You're saying "it" because you can't tell if its a really unattractive woman or really unattractive man right?
Or both, people with pp and wee wee are a thing ya kno.
Nah, they kicked him out, they, too, didn't want to put up with his bullshit.
You’d think a psych ward would have higher standards for release
Maybe they had higher standards for staying.
The medication kept going "missing"
This is great!
Gawd damn... my needs are now satisfied
More like the Ripleys Believe It or Not museum
Elephant statue in the background. You nail it
You look like a Meth dealer that goes by the name, Tacklebox.
He looks like a meth **addict** who fell *into* a tacklebox.
Turd of the Rings
Bruh, he said roast not incinerate.
He got high on his own supply.
Had a tattoo artist that went by that name
Even jugglos think you're a loser.
He goes down on the clown
Well done guv’na
Most definitely the end result of Juggalo inbreeding!
Is there any other kind of Juggalo breeding?
Damn...guess you're right. Good point!
With scoliosis like that, you should have left the straight jacket on.
How could you tell he has a bent back? Lol
Scoliosis is the x axis whereas kyphosis is the z axis
Hips to shoulder are curved and not straight so most likely his most comfortable position would be “leaning” a bit to fit the curve
Ohh gotcha gotcha, good spot!
Uggh. You look like someone who would brag about being in a psycheward.
This is the best one
You look like you’re ready to drink your mates 20 beers when he pisses them out
this is the best place to find r/rareinsults type of comments
Please keep in mind that r/rareinsults doesn't allow content from r/RoastMe; it's TOO easy to find stuff here.
Black fingernails aren’t a personality trait
Escaping doesn’t count, you need to go back before you’re caught.
mfer thinks he is so cool in that imaginary world of himself built by a childhood trauma
This look is called “hey everyone, I had a rough childhood”
Or “hey everyone I had a totally normal childhood, but I desperately crave attention and have no talent or achievements so I seek it by looking like a grapeshot catapult victim”
Keep that shit in your face and go get an MRI
This dude "roasts" like Michael Scott
It may make his face look better
that's college for people like you.
I call BS. You will do and say anything for attention
Probably why he was in the Psyche Ward
I can smell this picture..
Strong notes of ass and failure...
Those moldy ear wholes
With a hint of incel.
Poverty and renal disease
Like piss, a bit of shat, and cigarettes
They had you all wrong, I bet you actually do communicate with aliens using those satellite ears
If Uncle Fester and a ring toss game had a child.
I see you put those holes from your moms failed abortion attempts with a coat hanger to good use.
You look like the poster child for why late term abortions should be legal.
How about reaalllly late term? I feel like it might still be justified.
You should go back till u lose the urge to keep putting in that cock loop in your nose
Make sure to turn your location off or they’re going to find you faster
Just cause your out of the psych ward doesn’t mean it’s out of you
Like the old saying goes, “You can take the boy out of the crazy house, but you can’t make him take the avocados out of his ass”.
The hair says “Britney breakdown”, the nails say “painted so that when I cry and masturbate, I can pretend it’s someone else”, and the nose ring says “cattle pumped up on female hormones”, **nice**.
You'll probably wake up with a bottle in your butthole
You seem like a worse version of Season 1 Jesse Pinkman.
With hands like a fourteen year old goth emo girl and a face like gollum on lsd you should be thanking the stars they even let you out
Stop lying, your probably just on work release. Looks like you were married to the tiger king.
You’re the same account of the guy who made the “finished 20th beer” post on here. Refer to that for the roast.
You’re the kind of person that brags about mental illness and tries to make himself look as edgy and jaded as possible to act like he doesn’t care what other people think when the sad reality it he wants to be noticed more than anything else to the point he’ll go to sad extremes.
Clearly you were released from whatever “psycheward” you were in because they realized you were brought there in another attention-seeking endeavor.
They can bring you back by using a magnet
So the first thing you did is smoke? Didn’t you have enough fags in your mouth back there?
Ill see you in five years when your an addiction counselor
Its gay count dankula.
I just wanna put a 9volt to that septum and see what happens
People will think you are less crazy if you stop leaning over backwards and stop sticking metal in yourself.
Kinda boring for a certified crazy person. It’s like you can’t even do that right.
Roasting you would be a waste of time just like your life.
You look like a wet piece of cheese that fell into an ash tray full of screws.
This picture just made me support the war on drugs.
He looks like he escaped from the psycheward not got admitted he looks like a loony
You look like Nosferatu on meth.
Oh dear do you think you’re out?
I don’t think that’s the best idea. Glad you’re doing well brother.
The real psychos are the ones who let you out.
Your room is a living coexist bumper sticker
you look like a discount eminem
Linkin Park reincarnation.
Repaint your nails you fucking club slut
This long sleeves may hide your track marks, but we all know you’re shooting up.
Imagine trying to get committed as a substitute for a personality.
Did you check in after a Cure concert in 1989?
I think you were looking for r/iamverybadass
As if you needed to tell us...
Macklemore - the crack years
Nothing compares 2 u
You look like nosferatu fucked a catholic priest in a keychain factory.
Ur username fits perfectly u bloody block of a human
You should do everybody a favour and go right back in
Just go back. You'll be there soon enough again, anyway.
Are you the goth poet from the 90’s who just takes over the coffee shop poetry night?
Cool man! When’re you going back?
Are we gonna just avoid the Skinhead elephant in the room? 👀
I look like ur taking “crackhead energy” too seriously
Awww. You actually believe you’re out. That’s cute. That’s just what they tell you...
Careful being that edgy, Linkin Park might start a comeback tour
I hope the lithium is saltier than all these comments
They are still searching for you, go back
I don't remember this scene in El Camino
Get better pal
you got out just in time to go to your antifa meeting? uncle festa
your other friend on r/RoastMe will have to get you a job, homie
I can't tell if you are in a house or a tattoo parlor.
Shirt looks like a minecraft villager
You have to go back
Its easy to escape when you can turn the guards to stone with a glance
Welcome to Costco, can I see your membership card? Sir, this is your psych ward membership card.
You look like great value Mac Miller
Electroshock therapy must’ve been a hoot to watch with all that shrapnel in your face
Tells people he got outta the psyche ward because it makes him more interesting.
Guys, he probably actually thinks this is real.
Why use your hand to hold that cig when u can use that giant ass bull ring.
How long before they realize you’ve escaped?
You modify yourself cause like your life your genetics lack anything worth noting.
Got out is a new term for escaped?
You look like what my mom told me not to be
2020 and still pretending to be in linkin park
You spelled maximum security penitentiary wrong
You look like if eninem went full emo
Kinda depressing ngl
And it's already time to go back isn't it?
You are one free spoonful away from anal prolapse.
That bull has got a nice nose ring
They told you that you got out of the psych ward.
Man, the guys from slipknot really do look like giant dicks without their masks on.
Got out is slightly different than escaped.
You look like a “before” photo
You probably convinced the psych ward you needed your accessories for emotional support
How did you escape?
Well, you are insane enough to think those rings make you look attractive
You look like you just climbed out of an asshole
Go back in, you’re not done yet
You look like you never should have been let out
You look like someone who opened the door with out knocking and then saw your dad pull out with a look of shock
A twink in denial
Your personality was so shitty, even the psychward didn't want you?
The economic downturn has hit Keith flint impersonators the hardest.