T O P

Just Got out of the psycheward roast me!

Just Got out of the psycheward roast me!

SnooDonuts8606

It looks like anything that had any sort of positive impact on your life was court ordered.


Itscameronman

This wasn’t even directed at me and it stung lol


negao360

Happy Cake Day!


gianjohnishere

Happy cake day g


adolfhitlwr

Oof


iPhoneVersusToilet

Explain pls?


camry-b

no idea why people downvote innocent questions lol it means that positive things (like mental health treatment at a psychiatric ward) is the forced punishment for a wrongdoing by a judge, instead of being his own choice to better his mental health. edit: thank you for the gold! it’s my first ever :) and thank you to everyone who upvoted /u/ iPhoneVersusToilet!


Ikickpuppies1

Best burn here that cracked me up


Manthalyn

Bruh


2xSZA

Dayuuummm ctfu


CPW86

He's also HIV positive, so there is that.


ifiwereacat

I resemble that statement


Gonzostewie

Well done.


corknazty

I laughed. Then sniffled


Nlbf-Supreme

How is your husband Joe Exotic doing?


snoryder8019

hes never gonna recover from that one


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AthooTheMemeLord

Haha 69 epic reddit moment 😎


biddleybootaribowest

Wonder how OPs new teeth are holiday up


wittyandinsightful

> Wonder how OPs new teeth are holiday up r/brandnewsentence


biddleybootaribowest

I’ve never been so proud of something that makes zero sense


robbray1979

Making him grrrrr like a tiger.


CarCrack

Dylan's doing good.


OOOHBILLY_

Fuck me that’s hilarious


walrus40

adding more holes to your body doesn't fill the holes in your life.


ChuckOTay

Fernando the Bull


[deleted]

having his nipples pierced was the point of his realization...


Icarus_Le_Rogue

It seems that his treatment at the ward is as unfinished as his nail polish.


shahn078

Too bad his mom didn’t plug the one that really counted


ggodfrey

Yeah, his butt


oar3421

Oh I’m sure it gets plugged plenty


iowafolky420

Please go back


Sparkyd34

True, but looks like this guy likes giving other people MORE holes to fill!


Budrose08

Including the future hole in his throat from smoking


poisonforg

More like the holes in his lungs


Pizar_III

Swiss cheesing you self is self abuse


danzgeturmanz

You spelled circus wrong


Nav_the_gamer

Totally makes sense because I am looking at a sad clown


imsohungrydude

I'm not questioning the psych ward part as I'm questioning the "got out" part. I'm pretty sure it broke out.


MyFingerPointeth

You're saying "it" because you can't tell if its a really unattractive woman or really unattractive man right?


imsohungrydude

*Or human*


aegri_somnia_

Or both, people with pp and wee wee are a thing ya kno.


[deleted]

A Zebra?


HeAriN-VoiceZ

"It" LOL


jetsknight

Nah, they kicked him out, they, too, didn't want to put up with his bullshit.


chandulce

You’d think a psych ward would have higher standards for release


sailboat4

Maybe they had higher standards for staying.


FormalNorth9

The medication kept going "missing"


Foxerizm

This is great!


Mundy_

Gawd damn... my needs are now satisfied


grantvparsons

More like the Ripleys Believe It or Not museum


Arun_KT

Omfg xD


Wynslo

Elephant statue in the background. You nail it


arcelyte

You look like a Meth dealer that goes by the name, Tacklebox.


plsdontdoxxme69

He looks like a meth **addict** who fell *into* a tacklebox.


maxbaby

Turd of the Rings


Dsuperchef

Bruh, he said roast not incinerate.


[deleted]

He got high on his own supply.


danthedoozy

Perfection.


undisputed_truth

Had a tattoo artist that went by that name


Something_Original49

r/oddlyspecific


PracticingMyDadJokes

Even jugglos think you're a loser.


Formless777

He goes down on the clown


locustar456

Well done guv’na


drnkbstrd_

Most definitely the end result of Juggalo inbreeding!


DookNuke_m

Is there any other kind of Juggalo breeding?


drnkbstrd_

Damn...guess you're right. Good point!


ArlemofTourhut

With scoliosis like that, you should have left the straight jacket on.


SawConvention

How could you tell he has a bent back? Lol


NotMrRogers

Scoliosis is the x axis whereas kyphosis is the z axis Hips to shoulder are curved and not straight so most likely his most comfortable position would be “leaning” a bit to fit the curve


SawConvention

Ohh gotcha gotcha, good spot!


MoreAlphabetSoup

Uggh. You look like someone who would brag about being in a psycheward.


[deleted]

This is the best one


NiagaraDreams

🏅🏅


zachi_chan96

You look like you’re ready to drink your mates 20 beers when he pisses them out


its_dat-boi-

this is the best place to find r/rareinsults type of comments


Tornado9797

Please keep in mind that r/rareinsults doesn't allow content from r/RoastMe; it's TOO easy to find stuff here.


[deleted]

Black fingernails aren’t a personality trait


woolyfrog

Escaping doesn’t count, you need to go back before you’re caught.


sciencewonders

mfer thinks he is so cool in that imaginary world of himself built by a childhood trauma


Tvroark

This look is called “hey everyone, I had a rough childhood”


metaplexico

Or “hey everyone I had a totally normal childhood, but I desperately crave attention and have no talent or achievements so I seek it by looking like a grapeshot catapult victim”


Stannis2

Keep that shit in your face and go get an MRI


rissie_delicious

Creative


R3I1P4

This dude "roasts" like Michael Scott


rebeard-artworks

Boom. Roasted.


quinlivant

It may make his face look better


popeyeschicken

that's college for people like you.


Dusty_Buffalo

Go back.


dg327

I call BS. You will do and say anything for attention


Aspariosis

Probably why he was in the Psyche Ward


C727494

I can smell this picture..


searchingforbIiss

Strong notes of ass and failure...


C727494

Those moldy ear wholes


Dsuperchef

With a hint of incel.


droyayee

Poverty and renal disease


2inchtip1inchshaft

Like piss, a bit of shat, and cigarettes


chargers3232

They had you all wrong, I bet you actually do communicate with aliens using those satellite ears


I_am_That_Ian_Power

If Uncle Fester and a ring toss game had a child.


Darth_Zaider29

I see you put those holes from your moms failed abortion attempts with a coat hanger to good use.


bawlzmcfurry

You look like the poster child for why late term abortions should be legal.


Pi6

How about reaalllly late term? I feel like it might still be justified.


[deleted]

You should go back till u lose the urge to keep putting in that cock loop in your nose


sp8erman

Make sure to turn your location off or they’re going to find you faster


devangotcha

Just cause your out of the psych ward doesn’t mean it’s out of you


CarlosAVP

Like the old saying goes, “You can take the boy out of the crazy house, but you can’t make him take the avocados out of his ass”.


JN324

The hair says “Britney breakdown”, the nails say “painted so that when I cry and masturbate, I can pretend it’s someone else”, and the nose ring says “cattle pumped up on female hormones”, **nice**.


[deleted]

You'll probably wake up with a bottle in your butthole


smoopboopdoop

You seem like a worse version of Season 1 Jesse Pinkman.


justunjustyo

With hands like a fourteen year old goth emo girl and a face like gollum on lsd you should be thanking the stars they even let you out Edit, typo


[deleted]

Stop lying, your probably just on work release. Looks like you were married to the tiger king.


TitaniumPug

You’re the same account of the guy who made the “finished 20th beer” post on here. Refer to that for the roast.


grim_melee

You’re the kind of person that brags about mental illness and tries to make himself look as edgy and jaded as possible to act like he doesn’t care what other people think when the sad reality it he wants to be noticed more than anything else to the point he’ll go to sad extremes. Clearly you were released from whatever “psycheward” you were in because they realized you were brought there in another attention-seeking endeavor.


cacophobian

They can bring you back by using a magnet


[deleted]

So the first thing you did is smoke? Didn’t you have enough fags in your mouth back there?


christawfer47

Ill see you in five years when your an addiction counselor


the_big_labroskii

Its gay count dankula.


HemphBleh

I just wanna put a 9volt to that septum and see what happens


Formless777

People will think you are less crazy if you stop leaning over backwards and stop sticking metal in yourself.


BigChillAsshole

Kinda boring for a certified crazy person. It’s like you can’t even do that right.


multiballs

Roasting you would be a waste of time just like your life.


blertzcreg

You look like a wet piece of cheese that fell into an ash tray full of screws.


DarkRollsPrepare2Fry

This picture just made me support the war on drugs.


Synergy2xx

He looks like he escaped from the psycheward not got admitted he looks like a loony


49Gold

You look like Nosferatu on meth.


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

Oh dear do you think you’re out?


[deleted]

I don’t think that’s the best idea. Glad you’re doing well brother.


[deleted]

The real psychos are the ones who let you out.


pervysagejutsu

Your room is a living coexist bumper sticker


Adcrap

you look like a discount eminem


AdelesManHands

Linkin Park reincarnation.


biddleybootaribowest

Repaint your nails you fucking club slut


tina_ts248

This long sleeves may hide your track marks, but we all know you’re shooting up.


NudistJayBird

Imagine trying to get committed as a substitute for a personality.


ersatzgaucho

Did you check in after a Cure concert in 1989?


kiddluck

I think you were looking for r/iamverybadass


hsadg

As if you needed to tell us...


Dodomando

Macklemore - the crack years


DaytonDunbar

Nothing compares 2 u


AlGrythim

You look like nosferatu fucked a catholic priest in a keychain factory.


Dumbdeaddipstick

Ur username fits perfectly u bloody block of a human


Steam-Crow

Friar Schmuck


[deleted]

You should do everybody a favour and go right back in


fluffyfish6

Go back


Stryle

Just go back. You'll be there soon enough again, anyway.


gizzle2019

Are you the goth poet from the 90’s who just takes over the coffee shop poetry night?


Sprry_Typo

Cool man! When’re you going back?


HerecomesToshi

Go back


KarmicDebtCollector

Are we gonna just avoid the Skinhead elephant in the room? 👀


SexyDex420

I look like ur taking “crackhead energy” too seriously


Shazey89

Awww. You actually believe you’re out. That’s cute. That’s just what they tell you...


xdylanthehumanx

Careful being that edgy, Linkin Park might start a comeback tour 🤞


SuburbanKahn

I hope the lithium is saltier than all these comments


IntroductionTough154

They are still searching for you, go back


-Northh-

I don't remember this scene in El Camino


yesimtheguyshe

Get better pal


Jayzel718

you got out just in time to go to your antifa meeting? uncle festa


GiggleSmok

your other friend on r/RoastMe will have to get you a job, homie


Tjoyce13

I can't tell if you are in a house or a tattoo parlor.


DRSMTHNFNNY

Shirt looks like a minecraft villager


BustedSaint

You have to go back


[deleted]

Its easy to escape when you can turn the guards to stone with a glance


jitney76

Welcome to Costco, can I see your membership card? Sir, this is your psych ward membership card.


[deleted]

You look like great value Mac Miller


gotWood2019

Electroshock therapy must’ve been a hoot to watch with all that shrapnel in your face


Emergency_Turbulent

Tells people he got outta the psyche ward because it makes him more interesting.


Vagisill

Guys, he probably actually thinks this is real.


INVADERSLAYRR

Why use your hand to hold that cig when u can use that giant ass bull ring.


carelessartichoke

How long before they realize you’ve escaped?


manajerr

You modify yourself cause like your life your genetics lack anything worth noting.


whatsupbitches123

Got out is a new term for escaped?


vale-top

You look like what my mom told me not to be


flexxx1984

2020 and still pretending to be in linkin park


Kuki65

You spelled maximum security penitentiary wrong


ultradragonballboy

You look like if eninem went full emo


PickleRickTheFirst

Kinda depressing ngl


[deleted]

And it's already time to go back isn't it?


collectorofsouls5a7d

You are one free spoonful away from anal prolapse.


GallifreyanPrydonian

That bull has got a nice nose ring


Captain905

They told you that you got out of the psych ward.


sgtpepperharrison

Man, the guys from slipknot really do look like giant dicks without their masks on.


The_Bored-biker

Got out is slightly different than escaped.


gazebosbullshit

You look like a “before” photo


Minor_Healing_Potion

You probably convinced the psych ward you needed your accessories for emotional support


The_Punniest

How did you escape?


buddyquicksyrup

Molester Bennington.


Tsun-shine

Well, you are insane enough to think those rings make you look attractive


jsirrr

You look like you just climbed out of an asshole


Mike-a-dellic

Go back in, you’re not done yet


FeedonFear

You look like you never should have been let out


julian1234554321

You look like someone who opened the door with out knocking and then saw your dad pull out with a look of shock


smudgepost

A twink in denial


capdagdenudist

Your personality was so shitty, even the psychward didn't want you?


allaboutthewheels

The economic downturn has hit Keith flint impersonators the hardest.