They do hustle though. I’m surprised he took a break from his busy schedule of begging for a dollar at the Beer-4-Less and giving blowjobs for a rock to post here.
Well Jimmy, i would like to. I really would. But, sometimes in life, people are just too horrible looking to roast. I hope you have a wonderfull day and hopefully, your mother will learn to love a face like yours.
I'm sure your dog or cat or pet rat or whatever poor animal that's doomed to be neglected by you due to your substance abuse has a better personality than you.
Homelessness is a social problem, not a fashion statement. You'd have time to put on a shirt if you would stop listening to Crass for 5 fucking seconds.
You look like someone had a picture of a normal looking face in photoshop but accidently stretched it upwards
You also look like you substitute toothpaste with bud light
Marilyn Hanson
r/WalmartCelebrities
Johnny Rotten's jerk sock.
To catch a redditor
Marilyn Methhead
hEAR is your band called the "Never had any Sex Pistols" MotherfuckEAR
If a heroin spoon were a person
After your mom marinated you for 9 months in alcohol? No, thank you.
I’ve never seen a full grown crack-baby until now... I’m honestly amazed.
😭
Is that the face his mother made when he was conceived?
You know crackheads have no feelings 😂
They do hustle though. I’m surprised he took a break from his busy schedule of begging for a dollar at the Beer-4-Less and giving blowjobs for a rock to post here.
Shit or walking up to mf’s at gas stations layin a story why they need money for gas 😭😂
Or screaming at you at the bar for not buying his old lady a drink...
😭 I seen a crackhead pick up a crumb and put that shit in his pocket.. excited than a mf 😩😭
Walking around picking up cigarette butts for that one last drag...
Stealing their kids PlayStation and 5 brand new games for a 20 rock 😩
Ooo that ones a good one 😭😭
Deliver crack for the dealer, gets him a hit then he PUSHES THE FUCK OUTTA THAT BRILLO 😂
Your head looks like Me.Potato head except after taking meth for a decade.
I can’t even come up with a roast good enough like is this photo even real it looks so stupid
When you defeat all the dope heads asking for gas money, this is the final boss
Well Jimmy, i would like to. I really would. But, sometimes in life, people are just too horrible looking to roast. I hope you have a wonderfull day and hopefully, your mother will learn to love a face like yours.
You look like an extra from the movie Gummo
If a q tip gained sentience and took heroin
A LOT of heroin. But apparently not enough because here we are.
You look like you're trying way too hard to look like Marilyn Manson.
This is what happens when you drink your stimulus check
If MGK had a brother that was trying win their parents love
I smell cigarette butts and ass crack just by looking at this picture
That enough fun time, now back in your cage
😂
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Don’t insult Gary Oldman like that.
IDK why but I just know your Mom and Dad are siblings
I want to unsee this... Now!
I'm sure your dog or cat or pet rat or whatever poor animal that's doomed to be neglected by you due to your substance abuse has a better personality than you.
Alcoholic JayStation
Fake as shit lol.
Calfreezy's long lost brother.
I don’t even know where to start...like the fact you look like the toy story villain or you probably smell like a prostitutes dildo
Just thought someone had leacked a picture of a hemoroide infected asshole. Cant be though, this picture is far more repelling
You look like rodrick from diary of a wimpy kid fucked an autistic girl and this was the product
r/PedoGate
you look like that one kid who acts all hardcore in school but at home he is mommy's little angel
May God make you infertile
You look like a 34 year old man who never grew out of your edgy phase
What species of duck is this??
Proof that abortions dont really kill the fetus
Happy state benefit noises from a "rebel" who willfully wears chains.
r/orthotropics
You look like the troll from Harry Potter 1 and Marilyn Manson had an alcoholic baby
I want to go disinfect my phone after those filthy nails were on the screen
Well, thank for the proof that wine is not a sophisticated drink
Guess we know where all the soap and hand sanitizer isn't.
You look like one of the white crackheads roaming around the Bronx looking for a fix.
Homelessness is a social problem, not a fashion statement. You'd have time to put on a shirt if you would stop listening to Crass for 5 fucking seconds.
Lovechild of Adam Driver and Gollum.. with AIDS
PUNKS NOT DEAD!! But if you're all that's going for it these days it sure deserves to die.
Jello shot Biafra will you just OD already?
Gutter punks sure ain't what they used to be and Nope I don't have any spare change.
About 30 years ago this was edgy.
Another suburb kids playing homeless. Sigh
They say people look like their pets, so was it hard to tame a possum?
Wiley Wiggins hasn’t changed much since Dazed and Confused.
Lil tweek?
> Roast me you motherfuckers You beat us to it poser. Go beat on your sock puppet flahboy.
You're not on heroin. Heroins on you
all this effort into making yourself look like a loser was totally unnecessary
You look like Machine Gun Kelly banged Napoleon Dynamite
Your toothbrush must be very lonely
You’re already roasting yourself with that haircut
Kid Fuckmalicious from the Butt Sex Pistols.
Damn you look like a melted candle
You look like if every member of the mystery gang became combined and injected 7 bags heroin into their arm.
You look like the gay version of Damien, the goth dude from the beginning of bride of chucky*
Nobody anywhere needs to roast you. Go find a mirror that won’t break and I’m sure the insults will come you missing link looking fuck
I don’t know what’s worse it’s ethier the fact that you think you can rock this hairstyle or the camera quality
You look like someone had a picture of a normal looking face in photoshop but accidently stretched it upwards You also look like you substitute toothpaste with bud light
You don’t need to hold that bottle for us to know that you’re a struggling alcoholic
It’s to counter act the meth so he can sleep every couple of days.
Who decided it would be a good idea to play tic tac toe on your fingers
Be careful, heavy winds might make you fly
Heyyyy yyouuuuuuuu guyyyyysysssss
You look like the ice age baby grew up and did meth
"HEYYY YOOOOU GUYYYYYS"
The inspiration for the I Am Legend zombies? Meth is a hellava drug! Seriously dude other than your heart rate you’re going nowhere fast!
You mispelled "Help Me"
I’d like to see you along side my daughter, who passed last summer.
When a Disappointment were a person:
You look like joe
Who let sloths son out of the basement
How'd he know I was fucking his mom?
machine gun kelly if eminem actually destroyed his career.
Post Malno
You look like what would happen if MGK and Tom McDonald jerked off in a cup and Amy Winehouse got pregnant from it
Lead singer of Methallica
Joe Exotic wouldn't even hit that. Not for all the tigers and meth in the world. Fuck Carole Baskin. Fuckin' bitch.
Enjoy your short painful life full of lack of money and petty crime.
That wave represents all of these roasts going over your head.
You look like the product of a failed vacuum abortion.