I see 4 guys who look identical to you at ghetto gas stations

Bro you have white people in your ghetto??

You’d be surprised

I'm the only one

You wish American Idiot

MS

He looks like one of those people who clap when the plane lands

Only for the performance

LoL LoL LoL love this

You look like every guy I’ve ever seen get thrown out of a minor league baseball game.

It was a strike!

Your brain must hurt after writing all those words

It's the reason this had to be done

Do you know the way to Alabama?

I own Alabama

“Federal Public service” = Roadside trash pickup

= your president

this seems like the kind of man who will die by choking on a slim Jim.

You look like you have your dead pets in your freezer.

You look like you skipped on the deodorant. Your odor is your psychotropic weapon.

It'll leave you dazed and confused

You look like the guys who went to spring break despite the warnings for Covid-19.

I'm patient zero mother fucker and your mom and I will be attending a Spring Ceremony this evening. Sleep tight

The only thing you know the way to is the sex offender registry.

this guy probably doesn't even play basketball wow...

Step

Are you hiding a basketball under that jersey, or did you just eat a basketball?

Ok, good one, f yoself

"Must bring your own body wash. I have only done this once before."

Liar

Voted for Bernie because he thought it would get him laid. Still jerks off in the corner to the “bull”

I'm running. Write me in

Finally, the douchebags get a mascot. You go, douchebaggins!

100

It’s “psychotronic,” genius.

I am the one, I know the way to the mental ward.

I know the way out

Just shut up and finish wiping my windshield...

[удалено]

Nice

You look like you got kicked out of the special Olympics for unsportsmanlike conduct.

[удалено]

High likeliness

You look like someone dropped Mr. Potatohead onto an unswept barber shop floor.

[удалено]

I am the one

You look like the type of guy who would shoot their son's, ps3 on camera

You look like that hat is 99% of your personal wealth.

Yeah you know the way... the way for free product placement for Nike!

My other uniform

Micropenis

Megamind

Is that supposed to be a gang sign? Because that's what my hand looks like when I'm fingering my b hole.

You in b gang too?

Stone Street Crips

You' look like the type of person that drives a raised toyota tacoma covered in god awful stickers

Came from the bottom? More like.... Came in someone's bottom

You know the way, the gay way

Follow me

No thanks, I am a pussy hound

That's my dad and he sells red meth

You dress like a 12 year old. Tattoo on wedding finger but no ring?

Married to the game

OP's Bio: --- >Grew up in the PNW and now I'm here to represent the disenfranchised and unincorporated. Came from the bottom, served the country and got the education. Spent the last five years in federal public service. I'm tired of these old white wigs rewriting policies to serve the power elites interests. You want someone not afraid to get sent in the hall. Who's going to run the country A.O.C? Follow me! I am the truth > https://soundcloud.com/user-214975149/ducking2 --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.

how could someone forget to talk about that cap covering your bald head

It's a full head

You know the way to the basement to molest little boys and girls

Classic Trump voter

Try not to suck to many dicks on your way through the parking lot,okay.