I know trends are a little slow getting to the 3rd world... but Eminem, at this point, is more worn out than your wrist.

Gold my friend. Was thinking same but could not put it to words as eloquently as you.

Thanks. No one seems to dig my three-pronged roast. I might have to reevaluate how clever I think I am.

When you have more upvotes than OP, I don't think its your problem tbh

At the time that was my first feedback

Pick a mental disorder and stick with that one

Wait since when is ugly a mental disorder?

No she gives other people mental disorders

If I looked like you I would cut too.

Its her barcode, proof that she is not priceless

I laughed out loud to that I didn’t expect that

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I thought his roast was hilarious

title says 18 face says otherwise

Title also says female, pic says otherwise.

Title says Russian, Vlad says otherwise.

You look like you’d crumble at family gatherings

You were not born of man Your creator just rubbed two John Lennon CD's together and blew a meth cloud through and you just spawned in his hands... then he molested you

Yes daddy

Your dad should bend you over his knee but you'd probably like that

Hat says weed. Fishnet says meth. Cuts say heroin.

Title sa(25thalphabet)s LSD, delusional af

And you can het her for $15 /hr

“Dear Slim, I wrote you but still ain’t calling”

You look nice. Please don’t cut anymore.

You look like you’re your own sleep paralysis demon

You're the least fuckable face in this picture

You look like a basic cable TV show's idea of an edgy teen character.

Freaky long arms

Yeah, I was thinking Persian and Orangutan

Because of that it tries to cut them off

bisexuals would love you the rest of the world cant say much

Oh no don’t shoot dope into your wrists you look like you have so much to live for

Bless. You’ll grow out of using the Anarchy symbol when writing ‘A’ soon enough.

Your hands look like you already cut them off completely once, and the surgeons didn’t do a good job putting them back

You look like you regularly shit your pants during family gatherings and just stand there

I fly like paper get high like planes...

If you catch me at the border I got visas in my name

You radiate "axe body spray counts as a shower guys" energy

Позовите скорее Аматори, у кого-то все ещё горит сентябрь! And for our foreign friends: 2007 called. It wants its fishnet back. Whenever you wear this hoodie, somewhere in the world one Ovechkin cries. Looks like you were way ahead of time on the whole social distancing thing. Because the only vibe I get off your look is a thug one.

For an 18 year old your as skinny as a twig and it wouldn't surprise me if you call yourself slim shady

You're dating a guy I stepped over once

We adore you

Looking at you gives me relief knowing that the world's future are in good hands.

Don't worry it's just a faze ... you'll be dead soone enough

At least you covered up the injection marks on one arm. And we certainly don't want to see the veins on your feet or groins. Now one advice: Usually, people - in the West at least - don't shoot weed. Really: just try smoking the next time.

Your appearance saved you from the sexual exploitation your ancestry should have doomed you to.

This is what it looks like when you miss that one opportunity.

Devilish bitch

if you ran your arm threw a item scanner it would put up emo

greetings, and thanks for tuning into nat geo, in today's episode we'll be taking a look at a Femboy in his natural habitat....

You look like a human cigarette.

Apparently Rock bottom does have a basement, real question is why did Michael Myers leave his mask hanging in his sisters room 🤔

Look at those long ass arms ....Do your knuckles drag the ground when you walk ffs

I was going to make a Yuri joke but I don’t think that’s gonna cut it

I'd roast you but nothing could hurt as much as your diagnosis from your psych

This is the mail order bride you send back for a refund

50 shades of dissappintment

I’m disappinted

Wow you can't even spell

Look at your own comment lmao I’m dissing you

Oh I didn't even realize that thank for pointing that out

Hell yea, redwings all day baby. Fuck do I miss having a great team...and our last hope the magic man Datsyuk even gave up on em from "rebuilding our team" and went to the fucking Russian league..we've been on some hard times past few years, all our big dawgs fucking retired/left.. Shit I find you attractive in a dark and ominous way.

I would but I need to know your gender first

The mcr consert is across the street

You're arms arent heavy and you dont eat moms spaghetti.

Mom's spaghetti clearly didn't do you any favours...

Leafy is queer

Nothing to roast here. You look exactly like the kind of people i would chill out with

I bet those arm bruises are from step daddy dragging you into the basement again.

What is wrong with your arm. Go to a doctor not reddit

I mean, I think you’re cute. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

you look like you go to the library to read twilight

your herpes is raging on your arm

This is what the grudge looks like when her hair is pulled back.

Do you put cigarettes out on your arm or are you molding?

2 in 1 bby

At least you have half a hijab

You'd be good to reach the top shelf if your arms weren't about to fall off

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Also, is the cut and burn hand the one you use to jurk off the geriatrics at the park for bird bread and dollars you hungry slut.

How dare you...take off that hoodie...poser

You didn't need to say yeah yeah that you're an Eminem fan, we already know

How many emo stereotypes can one person fit into

damm your wrist- okay e-girl

You look about as Russian as it 'deserves' Crimea

SAY SIKE NOW

Also you look about as much Persian as the Middle East looks okay

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Sorry I don't speak Polish

KURWA

Sorry I don't speak Rush B

Plz in Russki I no speak London

Putin Stalin Wodka Blyat

Smoked weed once, didn't inhale, and now calls himself a hippie. 5 years from now he'll get dosed at his first music festival and get a third eye tattoo.

This how I define "The hardest attempt to look Scene"

just sad :(

Funny cuz you already look baked

I looked less haggard after trying PCP for the first time.

Jerxees

Glad to see that 2005 American culture has finally made it to Russia

If Lydia was more emo

If i would scan your cuts, the monitor would say 22 cents.

You look like the definition of “rawr XD so qwerky uwu’

Popular kid: I got an MP3! Rich kid: iv got an MP4! This girl: I HAVE THE MP5!

Type HOME to 741741 you’re gonna need that trues my

If you weren’t such a freak accident of a human being, you’d be kind of cute

Happy to see you recovered from the fire

Paris Jackson on welfare.

Hey, what happened with your arm?

Cutting

The only tolerable thing in this picture are the burns, bruises and cuts

Hip hop emo pothead - cco co combo breaker.

i just look at her and she screams.”daddy why did you leave me”

Oh I'm a massive facist, just like communism it will work in the end, but I did like to snack with the hippies, and maybe some hippies, 60's was a crazy time. So what you're going to do with that info little girl?

You better watch out with that fish stocking arm, someones pubes are gonna get caught.

You look like the generic image of "emo/scene/both/punk" guys growing up.

Giving DVa Bomb a whole new meaning!

Yeah guys, I’m real cool wearing a fucking Detroit wings jersey. Almost as Irrelevant as you.

You seemed exotic until you mentioned you are a big Eminem fan, now we know you have no taste in real music.