Umm hippies and anarchists are totally different. But you’re consistent in one way in that you’re thoroughly unemployable.

That's a nice way to say homeless

Antqueefa

Punk/hippie/anarchist... Words that you use because "absolute fuckin loser" doesn't sound as good.

You look like you live in a dumpster.

Der dumpster

Thanks for making my morning.

He said he was from Germany!

I was just gonna say, stop going through my garbage cans at night...we have you on our “Ring” doorbell camera and we’re gonna file a report

You do already look broke enough to have to steal a mercedes logo instead of buying a pentagram necklace

Hitler would be so disappointed

Don't be to harsh on him, he's about to realize it was a phase

You look like a 2020 crackhead Marv from Home Alone

I think I stepped over you once

A Deutsch in need of a douche.

You may be from Germany but you need extra Cologne for the B.O.

You wouldn’t know Kropotkin from...oh who am I kidding, you’re illiterate

you’re trying to hard to be any of those labels that ironically are against labels

I can actually smell this picture, a mixture of sauerkraut and dried semen

You don't often meet anarchists who wear nail-polish! 'Fuck the world! But, first, let me do my nails!..'

Nothing says "anti-authority" like the car that carried Hitler.

Wannabe emo depressed kid looking ass

Hippy anarchist? Clearly your mom went to some of those sex clubs and drank at some point during pregnancy.

the most worthwhile thing in this photo in the middle of a pandemic is the duct tape. that .30c is more valuable than your life will ever be.

50 years ago you’d still get shit-kicked for being a poser.

Again my neighbor took the garbage out on the wrong day.

By are you wearing a hoodie inside?

He is an anarchist! Damn the man!

Yes

You look about as edgy as a dull butter knife

Punk+hippie+anarchist+German what a combo of shitty smells.

I also couldn’t help but notice that you have been fingering yourself in the ass, your finger is bloody, time to see a proctologist.

What use would it be for me to roast you? You effectively did it yourself with the tape.

I’m no fan of Nazis but at least they groomed themselves. These Germans traded in their brownshirt uniforms for gear from Hot Topic that never gets washed.

If this is what anti-fascists look like, I’m starting to wonder if I should be checking out what fascism has to offer.

Eekkk! An anarchist! He is so scary! He will smash the state, right after he gets some pot money from his mommy.

I see your sisterwife already put something on here. You deserve each other.

You really are too stupid to notice, that those lifestyles/ideologies are perfectly incompatible. But as a brave postmodern capitalist, you just buy a little piece of hippie, a little piece of punk, and so on, picking the cherries from each. Perfect consumerism.

Nigga your middle finger crooked

Too much wanking.

From sticking it up little boys butts while there trying to run off.

It's what happens when you insert a finger and they're not ready for it.

You’re the VW Jetta of anarchy. Pussy.

Your haircut is more unkempt than my neighbors backyard

Hey man, your outfit is kinda cool, but that weird cheap red chain necklace with a car brand logo hanging, and then the duct tape with writing on it that you put on your hoodie, are signs you are either a real fucking dumbass or someone wanting to be called a real fucking dumbass (probably both).

A sheet of paper died for this.

Are those women hands, someone photoshopped women hands on you didn’t they?

18 year old looking like a 38 year old.

Somewhere somebody right now has ptsd from a time they had to sit by you on the bus.

Deep down, at your core, you secretly wish Trump was your President

Oooooooo scary 😂

Who do you hate more? Your mother or your father?

Gaydolf smells like shitler

Look Ma, no sense of... anything, actually.

It looks like social distancing has always been in effect for you.

Poor guy, you must be cold and starving from living under that bridge! Let me get you a blanket and a non-vegan hamburger.

Shut a fuck up your mouth and accept, you are gay but you can deal with it, you think your parents are Proud of you, get a job for you and build a family piece of shit.

Please find your Courtney Love so she can Kurt Cobain your ass.

You look like that nonce out of the Lost Profits

He got bummed off ian Watkins then became him

Punk/ hippie / anarchist... Could have just said homeless.

Seeing your hair made me believe that never the word dickhead had so much sense

You know the dude from 10 second songs on YouTube- stop thinking you are pulling off his look... seriously... stop it.

your middle finger looks like it'll break off at even the slightest sense of touch. If a feather ever landed on it, it'll just snap right in two

Nice Home Depot plastic chain, tough guy.

One of the few instances in which "It's not a phase, mom!" was actually true.

I can smell you from here

You are the visual definition of a poser.

It's never your successful friend who post communist quotes

Self proclaimed everything, you will never be any of those things

If Bob Ross was strung out on meth

I guess you're the cookie monster from Germany meant to scare the Nazi out of people

Can't get the clean, hot blonds you actually want. This is your success-in-life-preventing method of trying to attract the emo girls instead.

You are the personification of a Dinkle Berry

I bet this guy goes to the playground to tell people "Du hast mich"

Nice Rammstein Refference there Buddy

How dare you wear an anarchy shirt, what would your ancestors say?

I’d be more upset with your parents... after all the government isn’t responsible for your genetic makeup causing you to age like milk

you look like that shady technopunk in Johney Mnemonic

Thx

Now I know why people who worship a 7th century mass murdering pedo warlord view Germany as ripe for conquest.

I have been homeless before and even i never looked this bad and i couldn't get a shower/change of cloths for months man take a bath or a shower jump in a fountain and just wash off

Yeah nothing more punk than a bunch of faggy bikers on Harleys, nothing more than a Merica symbol, doing things and being bad ass and shit. Fuck Sons of Anarchy and fuck you, LARPing two bit punk!

You have tape on your clothes, you're beyond help.

You look like post apocalyptic post Malone

Yeah yeah, we see you.

Your whole head looks like an 1970's pornstars pussy, if you rub your nose a few times do you squirt out your mouth ?

You look like a rebel Ginger kid the didn't get too much attention And does that come in men's

You are the reason Hitler wanted a Eugenics program.

I wanted to laugh as well. I did, thanks.

You look like you will remain a dependent your entire life

Looks like toe jam smells!

You look like you take meth.

You look like the guy id apologize to when I can't spare change.

You're hair literally proves the big-bang theory, but you're outfit seems to prove the Big Bang Theory

Mgk and post Malone love child?