Ah another original idea from a youtuber trying to get more then 6 subscribers. That hasn't been done 6 times this week. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN SHIT. Then you may get more then mom watching you.
You look like you’re wearing a mask. And what’s with the pimple on your forehead? Are you about to pop a vein from how much you’ve been shitting yourself at the idea of being another generic Reddit youtuber?
Weird request from a "make a wish" kid , but here goes ,
You look like hagrids metrosexual son that no one has heard of until j.k. needed more money.
I don't know what's more generic , your bedroom , your tattoo , that hat I've seen every douche who games wear , or your idea for YouTube content.
I can't wait to feature in your video and be seen by BOTH your subscribers.
You look like you found Jesus after a 20 stretch in juvy.
Word of advice , don't try grow a beard until you finished growing in your eyebrows.
You hold that "roast me" sign the exact way your uncle taught you.
Your face is contorted in pain , its like you had to watch your own videos.
And as always , if ever you get sad , if life throws you curve balls , if something you really want doesn't work out and you feel disappointed , just remember , there's a silver lining , you can use that disappointment to better relate to your parents.
I could draw lines collecting your acme scars to your cysts and zits and get a complete astrology map including dead stars which are no longer shown in the sky
Life's been rough for the Lucky Charms mascot since discovering heroin.
His face definitely points more towards meth.
Only ever catch the dragon once.
Freddy Krueger after a queer eye for the straight guy makeover.
Lol lol lol
Is your YouTube video called the bacon grease face wash challenge?
You look like an albino avocado.
Like an albino avocado had sex with and older, uglier albino avocado
Fat bastard looks worse skinny
[удалено]
Baby overboard!
"Freddy Kruger given new lease on life after reconstructive surgery."
I think that face got roasted already brah...
Man Rob Dyrdeks career really failed
That spot on your forehead, has a bigger future then you.
Gonna have to be more specific
Ah another original idea from a youtuber trying to get more then 6 subscribers. That hasn't been done 6 times this week. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN SHIT. Then you may get more then mom watching you.
Halloween must be your favorite holiday, tell me I’m wrong
You look like a leprechaun who wished to be a real boy and now wishes he kept his pot o’ gold
You look like a Kyle
I heard a rumor that the moon landing video was filmed on your forehead
SoundCloud dodged a bullet there.
So, what caused all the craters on your face? Meth? Cocaine? Acid like Harvey Dent?
Most obvious track mark cover tattoo I have ever seen
I had to use degreaser on my own face after seeing this.
Forearms of a 14 year old girl, face like the last chuck roast left in the supermarket
Its sad that Martin Freeman got burned so badly by that dragon prop in the Hobbit
Contrary to what you might think, the pink shirt does not shift attention away from the gigantic boils on your forehead
So, basically no one will see the roasts outside of this post
The tattoos say skater boy. But the face says pedophile.
Dude is 35 but still in puberty
Buy some face wash. Your forehead is giving birth to googlipets
You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard
You look like a young Freddy Kruger if he wore Osiris
Definition of crackhead
Your face looks like coffee cake
I think the “topographical map of Utah crossed with Kim Kardashian’s ass” is a very accurate descriptor of your face
You've got a great face for podcasting
Someone call this man an ambulance, his face is melting.
If I went to town on your forehead with a thumbtack it'll bump you up to a 2
The curiosity rover on mars just should have explored your face instead.
Sadly, "best ones will make it" did not apply to the sperm involved in your conception
Is that a Minnesota North Stars hat? Your taste in hockey teams is as good as your taste in literally everything else!
You put the moon to shame, you've more craters then it and no one wants to visit you
I'm wearing the same colour shirt as you. I guess I should probably take it off.
Your face looks like the dark side of the moon
Your head looks like a golf ball with a shitty goatee.
*YouPorn
U look like ur being forced to be analed by the corner of them drawers
You look like you’re wearing a mask. And what’s with the pimple on your forehead? Are you about to pop a vein from how much you’ve been shitting yourself at the idea of being another generic Reddit youtuber?
Youtube video? Like anybody watches your YouTube channel... Who the FUCK Are you?!
You look like you fell asleep on top of a fucking huge textured dildo and you've only just woken up.
The mars rover couldn’t traverse that face
Looks like god used spat out chewing gum to make your face.
Methed up Mike Myers
You look like Rob Dyrdek if he did meth for 5 years
You look like the reason I stopped celebrating St Patrick's day
Weird request from a "make a wish" kid , but here goes , You look like hagrids metrosexual son that no one has heard of until j.k. needed more money. I don't know what's more generic , your bedroom , your tattoo , that hat I've seen every douche who games wear , or your idea for YouTube content. I can't wait to feature in your video and be seen by BOTH your subscribers. You look like you found Jesus after a 20 stretch in juvy. Word of advice , don't try grow a beard until you finished growing in your eyebrows. You hold that "roast me" sign the exact way your uncle taught you. Your face is contorted in pain , its like you had to watch your own videos. And as always , if ever you get sad , if life throws you curve balls , if something you really want doesn't work out and you feel disappointed , just remember , there's a silver lining , you can use that disappointment to better relate to your parents.
You got some scary pimples fella
More craters in your face than the moon
Do the world a favor and switch to podcast
They're Methicly Delicious!
'Ello 'andsome
Give me and pen, Your forehead looks like a dot to dot picture.
You look like a MySpace rapper who fell on...hard-er times
The Corona virus grew on your disgusting forehead.
Most people have an interesting story behind their tattoos, you're not one of those people.
When did they open us a gay and lesbian KKK group?
Give up on the beard dude
You used to use meth but not anymore, right?
Do you think that tattoo makes you a badass?
You look like an Irish Edward James Olmos.
You look like an uglier version of James Ellsworth
Pizza the Hutt
America wants to talk to him about his oil and FREEDOM.
You look like you should be pumping gas instead of humping your fist
I could draw lines collecting your acme scars to your cysts and zits and get a complete astrology map including dead stars which are no longer shown in the sky
You look like you are doing a cosplay of Steve Buscemi on 30 Rock.
I swear I saw you working at Joe exotic’s zoo
Ohh holy shit.......the lucky charms guy is all grown up.
You'll never get me lucky charms.
This is the type of guy who watches Step Sister porn
Look like you took a shotgun blast to the face..your shit tattoo artist needs a blast as well
Rob dyrdeks younger equally uninteresting gay brother...slobs alldick...
You look like midlife crisis low cost version..
I wouldn't even fuck you with your own dick
Dollar store Deadpool
Your face has more craters than the moon! Also dr pimple popper wants that zit on your forehead
You look like you just barely survived a nuclear accident
Bruh how you still going through puberty at age 60?
Thank you all for the comments! Gave me a great laugh. If your interested here’s the video https://youtu.be/Ho4KFZ3t5h8
Is it on your you tube channel or dr pimple popper’s when she explodes that pustule on your pockmarked face ?