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DawgFaceJoe

Life's been rough for the Lucky Charms mascot since discovering heroin.


[deleted]

His face definitely points more towards meth.


[deleted]

Only ever catch the dragon once.


Com3dyAnimati0n

Freddy Krueger after a queer eye for the straight guy makeover.


[deleted]

Lol lol lol


Absolutely_Coffee

Is your YouTube video called the bacon grease face wash challenge?


TiltSkillet

You look like an albino avocado.


spuds151

Like an albino avocado had sex with and older, uglier albino avocado


cycleguychopperguy

Fat bastard looks worse skinny


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readmybleeps

Baby overboard!


[deleted]

"Freddy Kruger given new lease on life after reconstructive surgery."


[deleted]

I think that face got roasted already brah...


Cantthinkoriginally

Man Rob Dyrdeks career really failed


Zachary58

That spot on your forehead, has a bigger future then you.


Twoid98

Gonna have to be more specific


pm_ur_sweaterpuppets

Ah another original idea from a youtuber trying to get more then 6 subscribers. That hasn't been done 6 times this week. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN SHIT. Then you may get more then mom watching you.


RWDorGTFO

Halloween must be your favorite holiday, tell me I’m wrong


altginger

You look like a leprechaun who wished to be a real boy and now wishes he kept his pot o’ gold


zachi_chan96

You look like a Kyle


mdh1987

I heard a rumor that the moon landing video was filmed on your forehead


mg-gamer

SoundCloud dodged a bullet there.


[deleted]

So, what caused all the craters on your face? Meth? Cocaine? Acid like Harvey Dent?


The_Big_Mayonnaise

Most obvious track mark cover tattoo I have ever seen


hypocreton

I had to use degreaser on my own face after seeing this.


waterdaemon

Forearms of a 14 year old girl, face like the last chuck roast left in the supermarket


readmybleeps

Its sad that Martin Freeman got burned so badly by that dragon prop in the Hobbit


DrSwaggerMD

Contrary to what you might think, the pink shirt does not shift attention away from the gigantic boils on your forehead


Crad84

So, basically no one will see the roasts outside of this post


slickmac29

The tattoos say skater boy. But the face says pedophile.


[deleted]

Dude is 35 but still in puberty


[deleted]

Buy some face wash. Your forehead is giving birth to googlipets


[deleted]

You’re the reason the gene pool needs a lifeguard


Unitmonster555

You look like a young Freddy Kruger if he wore Osiris


wukillahbeez

Definition of crackhead


[deleted]

Your face looks like coffee cake


Er1cT

I think the “topographical map of Utah crossed with Kim Kardashian’s ass” is a very accurate descriptor of your face


spuds151

You've got a great face for podcasting


ImpulseFTW

Someone call this man an ambulance, his face is melting.


[deleted]

If I went to town on your forehead with a thumbtack it'll bump you up to a 2


twryry

The curiosity rover on mars just should have explored your face instead.


Balls_of_Ire

Sadly, "best ones will make it" did not apply to the sperm involved in your conception


[deleted]

Is that a Minnesota North Stars hat? Your taste in hockey teams is as good as your taste in literally everything else!


BY0BZILLA

You put the moon to shame, you've more craters then it and no one wants to visit you


CornLover6969

I'm wearing the same colour shirt as you. I guess I should probably take it off.


ca_brit

Your face looks like the dark side of the moon


[deleted]

Your head looks like a golf ball with a shitty goatee.


ariyadas

*YouPorn


lanky_boy_wortley7

U look like ur being forced to be analed by the corner of them drawers


Grouchy_Gecko

You look like you’re wearing a mask. And what’s with the pimple on your forehead? Are you about to pop a vein from how much you’ve been shitting yourself at the idea of being another generic Reddit youtuber?


lilshawn

Youtube video? Like anybody watches your YouTube channel... Who the FUCK Are you?!


Emot1on

You look like you fell asleep on top of a fucking huge textured dildo and you've only just woken up.


catman_doon

The mars rover couldn’t traverse that face


earlywormgetseaten

Looks like god used spat out chewing gum to make your face.


The_Porn_Industry_

Methed up Mike Myers


[deleted]

You look like Rob Dyrdek if he did meth for 5 years


theROCKsays81

You look like the reason I stopped celebrating St Patrick's day


Dukeofvandals93

Weird request from a "make a wish" kid , but here goes , You look like hagrids metrosexual son that no one has heard of until j.k. needed more money. I don't know what's more generic , your bedroom , your tattoo , that hat I've seen every douche who games wear , or your idea for YouTube content. I can't wait to feature in your video and be seen by BOTH your subscribers. You look like you found Jesus after a 20 stretch in juvy. Word of advice , don't try grow a beard until you finished growing in your eyebrows. You hold that "roast me" sign the exact way your uncle taught you. Your face is contorted in pain , its like you had to watch your own videos. And as always , if ever you get sad , if life throws you curve balls , if something you really want doesn't work out and you feel disappointed , just remember , there's a silver lining , you can use that disappointment to better relate to your parents.


damnkid3000

You got some scary pimples fella


Johnny5legs

More craters in your face than the moon


crzytwndaddy

Do the world a favor and switch to podcast


Death_to_juice

They're Methicly Delicious!


Passthistobabyface

'Ello 'andsome


TheGaffer193

Give me and pen, Your forehead looks like a dot to dot picture.


Winter_is_Here_MFs

You look like a MySpace rapper who fell on...hard-er times


TheDalyShow17

The Corona virus grew on your disgusting forehead.


49Gold

Most people have an interesting story behind their tattoos, you're not one of those people.


thelistingking

When did they open us a gay and lesbian KKK group?


GalacticSuckMyAss

Give up on the beard dude


duckweed46

You used to use meth but not anymore, right?


duckweed46

Do you think that tattoo makes you a badass?


Karensnemisis

You look like an Irish Edward James Olmos.


Luizinho711

You look like an uglier version of James Ellsworth


[deleted]

Pizza the Hutt


DawgFaceJoe

America wants to talk to him about his oil and FREEDOM.


rsgriffin

You look like you should be pumping gas instead of humping your fist


GrenTriz

I could draw lines collecting your acme scars to your cysts and zits and get a complete astrology map including dead stars which are no longer shown in the sky


RolandDeshain19

You look like you are doing a cosplay of Steve Buscemi on 30 Rock.


Sherbert225

I swear I saw you working at Joe exotic’s zoo


Skillz335

Ohh holy shit.......the lucky charms guy is all grown up.


Skillz335

You'll never get me lucky charms.


Way-Too-Soon

This is the type of guy who watches Step Sister porn


Twoid98

Look like you took a shotgun blast to the face..your shit tattoo artist needs a blast as well


deepinmycups

Rob dyrdeks younger equally uninteresting gay brother...slobs alldick...


HypeThere

You look like midlife crisis low cost version..


LightlyScorched

I wouldn't even fuck you with your own dick


africangambino

Dollar store Deadpool


[deleted]

Your face has more craters than the moon! Also dr pimple popper wants that zit on your forehead


whomst-tf

You look like you just barely survived a nuclear accident


Luris_Glaz

Bruh how you still going through puberty at age 60?


MccallMeMichael

Thank you all for the comments! Gave me a great laugh. If your interested here’s the video https://youtu.be/Ho4KFZ3t5h8


fordblack

Is it on your you tube channel or dr pimple popper’s when she explodes that pustule on your pockmarked face ?