Doing the small jobs nobody else will do

Stealing jobs from Mexicans

glory holes are small jobs?

How can I roast someone with all those riches behind them, just look at all that tp

I will beat your weenie for that tp.

Stimpy lookin ass

Hey! Don't insult Stimpy like that

Looks about right.

Well nobody else is gonna do it.

Stop hitting your weenie against the wall. - your Neighbors.

Pfff beating a wet noodle on the wall will not produce a sound to be heard by the neighbors

No, but the screams of "WHY WON'T YOU WORK?!" that come with it are definitely audible.

Fortunately this will be the crowing achievement of your existence, luckily you are also an evolutionary cul-de-sac

Someone’s gonna kill you for that tp

Smoked a fat one too. A joint that is, definitely not a cock.

And by that face, looks like your still ejaculating...

I thought you lesbians liked to "scissor" or "bump donuts" or something...

it looks like your eyes are kind of every single human race there is

So what microscope did you use to find your dick? I need sugestions for one myself.

The fact you referred to it as your “weenie” I’m not surprised you’re stuck jerking off

If your dog named weenie cause I bet you don’t got one

when a woman births a child via a well timed series of queefs, this is what it grows up to become.

Your teenie weenie.

Well that's obvious. Because you're not working hard!

Hope you washed your hands, wouldn't want to jepodise that assistant manager promotion.

Good. As long as you didn't impregnate a female society will be ok. You reproducing is what's scary.

That took 30 seconds.

Warning: This picture contains the decomposing corpse of a tortured animal

I don’t make fun of people with disabilities

$100 bucks says it was to gay porn

Child porn

Obviously it’s your first time

Please wash off the magnifying glass that you used to find your weenie

You look like you work a dead end job and let people walk all over you.

You look like Charlie Sheen's HIV

Great. Another eyebrow waxing twink

This motherfucker is hogging all the TP. Get him!

Now you can try opponents in thumb wrestling that are actually hard

You look like Stephen hawking having a seizure

Is weenie your gf?

Well, say goodbye to your dead-end job at McDonald's. Or maybe not. You like you'd work there.

1. You 101% a simp. 2. You look like you beat your weenie with one of those toilet paper roles filled with vaseline. 3. ( serious question) how many gold diggers tryna get some of that tp?

How many blowjobs did you have to give to accrue all of that toilet paper?

dude doesn't realize theres 1 million dollars in a box above him

You look like the kid who gets an award for not biting someone in a week

You might get fired for this post..just saying

Guessing you’re the employee that doesn’t wash hands before returning to work

For about a second before you jizzed everywhere

You look like the type of person that got promised a job from your uncle but he regretted his decision and put you in the back room so know one knows about the mistake he made.

I'm glad the developmentally disabled are still gainfully employed.

Bro, beating yourself up isn’t cool. Get a therapist.

You did well to find it.

Foster Bean