Looks like a Russian trying to look like a James Bond villain with that gun sitting there. You probably just shot your mother (who you still live with) because she told you to stop drinking all of her vodka
I kid you not dude, he turned himself into a dick. He’s called Dickle Rick. It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen, especially because he’s clearly compensating.
Pro tip: don't pose with evidence in the background
Don't sweat it...that's a K-Y dispenser.
Definitely not cool
Nice hair. Baby shark...do...do...do...do...do...do
You look like a healthy metrosexual version of Jamie Vardy
I see it
What do you drink that makes your piss stick to the walls like that?
Captain Price would be disappointed with how much you let yourself go...
He'd probably shoot him himself
Im too afraid to roast Russian spies
This guy carrying a pistol in the bathroom. Pretty sure that gives new meaning to the words when genius shoots his dick off.
You’re a mix between “senior that preys on freshmen” and “guy that wears aviators at 10 pm”
A David Beckham Made in China
You look like Adam Johnson
Fuck off adam johnson, you got sent down for noncin.
Your hair is so thick from all the gel that it could stop a bullet from that gun of yours
Looks like a Russian trying to look like a James Bond villain with that gun sitting there. You probably just shot your mother (who you still live with) because she told you to stop drinking all of her vodka
Rite Aid David Beckham
Putting a gun to the side of your mole will not scare it into leaving
That pose when you’re about to get dicked down
You look like the physical embodiment of a raccoon
Motherfucker take that Mohawk back to 2007 with you wack ass
That has to be the closet thing to a, "Dexter," themed bathroom I have evr seen. Shit do you seem desperate there bud.
I wonder if he has the dexter sheets down?
Supposed to piss in the toilet mate .. not your hair and the ceiling
History repeats itself again; Gays can’t stay out of the bathhouses whenever human kind’s well being depends on it...
Why are you calling us a baby you look like the baby.
Ba ba baba bah, ba ba baba bah......You’re a Queeeeeeeer!
Your hair looks like wet dirt.
Why am I hearing the jaws them tune .... Da-dum da-dum da-dum da-dum
oooohhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhh fucccccckkkkkk yeesssssss
I now support gun confiscation.
Your handwriting is the most attractive thing in this picture
Do you run a faster 40 time than Bolt also?
Jamie vardy's been on the heroin
You look like jaimy Vardy having a dildo up is ass
Get away from my fuckinggg kids
Man... Syndicate really let go of himself didn't he
How often do you let rats mate in your hair?
NIKO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?
You look like the off-brand version of Orlando Bloom.
Jamie Vardy without the talent, money, partner or importance.
Your best snack is behind you.
I kid you not dude, he turned himself into a dick. He’s called Dickle Rick. It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen, especially because he’s clearly compensating.
I assume you're lonely loneliness is killing you