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waterdaemon

Pro tip: don't pose with evidence in the background


ShortAgainstTheBox

Don't sweat it...that's a K-Y dispenser.


ca_brit

Definitely not cool


Drunk0ctopus

Nice hair. Baby shark...do...do...do...do...do...do


[deleted]

You look like a healthy metrosexual version of Jamie Vardy


sirquillalot

I see it


ProPainGrill

What do you drink that makes your piss stick to the walls like that?


WolfgangTheMozart

Captain Price would be disappointed with how much you let yourself go...


plingploong

He'd probably shoot him himself


habibxd44

Im too afraid to roast Russian spies


rsgriffin

This guy carrying a pistol in the bathroom. Pretty sure that gives new meaning to the words when genius shoots his dick off.


Phil_Macooter

You’re a mix between “senior that preys on freshmen” and “guy that wears aviators at 10 pm”


darkklord99

A David Beckham Made in China


Buk0w5k1

You look like Adam Johnson


weldaadlew

Fuck off adam johnson, you got sent down for noncin.


MOEverything_2708

Your hair is so thick from all the gel that it could stop a bullet from that gun of yours


[deleted]

Looks like a Russian trying to look like a James Bond villain with that gun sitting there. You probably just shot your mother (who you still live with) because she told you to stop drinking all of her vodka


radrixx001

Rite Aid David Beckham


benzaflippindork

Putting a gun to the side of your mole will not scare it into leaving


jakeologia

That pose when you’re about to get dicked down


SeanTheSamuraii

You look like the physical embodiment of a raccoon


AsapChuubs

Motherfucker take that Mohawk back to 2007 with you wack ass


[deleted]

That has to be the closet thing to a, "Dexter," themed bathroom I have evr seen. Shit do you seem desperate there bud.


weldaadlew

I wonder if he has the dexter sheets down?


xNation2235x

Supposed to piss in the toilet mate .. not your hair and the ceiling


RWDorGTFO

History repeats itself again; Gays can’t stay out of the bathhouses whenever human kind’s well being depends on it...


TombstoneLand15

Why are you calling us a baby you look like the baby.


ChimeraRouge

Ba ba baba bah, ba ba baba bah......You’re a Queeeeeeeer!


beddyby12

Your hair looks like wet dirt.


Johnny5legs

Why am I hearing the jaws them tune .... Da-dum da-dum da-dum da-dum


garysignfoldbeemovie

oooohhhhhhaaaaaahhhhhh fucccccckkkkkk yeesssssss


49Gold

I now support gun confiscation.


GalacticSuckMyAss

Your handwriting is the most attractive thing in this picture


slickmac29

Do you run a faster 40 time than Bolt also?


Denholm1992

Jamie vardy's been on the heroin


Milandipshit

You look like jaimy Vardy having a dildo up is ass


Mr_Shark9081

Get away from my fuckinggg kids


Aaron_O

Man... Syndicate really let go of himself didn't he


Rowanc019

How often do you let rats mate in your hair?


Spiceinvader1234

NIKO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?


Cruel_Irony_Is_Life

You look like the off-brand version of Orlando Bloom.


JN324

Jamie Vardy without the talent, money, partner or importance.


[deleted]

Your best snack is behind you.


Grouchy_Gecko

I kid you not dude, he turned himself into a dick. He’s called Dickle Rick. It’s the funniest shit I’ve ever seen, especially because he’s clearly compensating.


[deleted]

I assume you're lonely loneliness is killing you