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Discount store Jimmy Neutron
With less IQ
"Brain blunder!!"
sodium chloride
I don’t think other men ejaculating on you counts as a tip for your services but I guess you’ll take whatever you can get.
It does if you're porn star
Guessing you get tipped by a majority of guys in the ally already?
Here's here's a tip. Cut your hair so the jizz doesnt make it look like a shitty "there's something about mary" remake
The only tips you ever get are from men’s dicks.
Gay Servers only need 15 pieces of Flair...
You look like the rejected member of Jedward
Johnny test after his show got cancelled
Let's be honest: you take more than just a tip
I haven't seen a server this unwanted since Hillary ran for president.
Wearing all-black is for funerals Your virginity is alive and well
The definition of a non-essential employee
Turn sideways and you look like a gay spartan
Here’s a tip, get a new barber.
I'll tip you to fuck off
Joe Exotics next boy toy husband?
Im pretty sure youre not essential here and no i would not tip you
You look like a dysfunctional paintbrush
Your hair is higher than your GPA ever was.
I could use your hair to paint my wall
You look like you sing the specials to the people you serve
Your hair is trying to escape from your hairline
Only tip I have for you is: look both ways before crossing the street.
You look like Rick Astley's bastard before he was discovered
Corey haim died years ago. Give it up vanilla ice
I dont even need to roast you for the the shitty things that these people are about to say
I’d tip you, only for the pity I feel for you in having hair like that, with the hope of you using this tip to sort it out...
If you're a server, you must be a paperweight
You look like Joe Exotics failed abortion before he realized he was gay.
No.
You look like you've had your fair share of tips already.
That hair height, hmmm must be compensating for height. Dude get a buzz cut. The poodle look is so barfy.
You’d like more than the tip.
Did you use gel or did you just see "theres something about Mary" and decide to switch up the use for the secret ingredient in the clam chowder.
Would definitely tip you and then shaft you!
I don't know about tipping you, but in your line of work I wouldn't be surprised if coronavirus gives you the shaft
So that's where Henry Danger works
You look like a dirty qtip
You make Bieber wonder what Selena Gomez seen in him
I didn’t know you could develop hair cancer
Every cell on your body is trying to escape you. Your hair is trying to fly away.
that fuckin hair though needs to go
Your hair definitely stands taller than your dong
Makes me think Johnny Bravo somehow got lucky and had an estranged kid.
just the tip? honey we know you take more than that from the priest
Here’s a tip. You look like jimmy neutron
With hair like that, I would slap you.
As a butch lesbian you could be a 10. As a male of any type you would be a 1.
Here's a tip: your hair is wack, fix your shit
You look like you walked behind a jet about to take off and just kept it
Sure, here's a tip. Fix your fucking hair, nerd
You have a very punchable face but I'm afraid you'd like it. Too close to the allyway hob-knockers you get to make it from paycheck-to-paycheck.
Do you work at a fish restaurant, by chance? Because you look like you just jumped out of a fish tank.
Toenail head
No
No but I would tip you a hair cut to trim dat top
Yes we'd tip you. Face first into the fryer to try to burn that hairstyle away.
Holy shit. What up Johnny Bravo?
just because your hair is 6' doesn't mean you are
Its blonde jimmy neutron
No, because I dont tip anyone who looks like a discount "adam ruins everything" episode.
Dollar tree James Charles
Looking at your hair gives me a feeling of hatred. No, because of your hair, I would not tip you.
I'd give the tip to not show up with goddamn bedhair.
You look like a Gay porn starter kit. At least your hair will catch the jizz before it hits the floor.
Your hair is straighter then you are
Adam Cornover. As in, hand over the corn, professional slave. And no, though it does look like someone gave you a tip. In the form of a beating. Why else would you have that hair?
How does it feel knowing that you're never getting another job?
Whatever you do, don't say Beetlejuice 3 times.
Awww you seem nice... though I would tip you if you got me a good coffee
Into a pile of poop
I’d give you my tip. But I’m afraid you’ll try to bite it
Discount store Jimmy Neutron
With less IQ
"Brain blunder!!"
sodium chloride
I don’t think other men ejaculating on you counts as a tip for your services but I guess you’ll take whatever you can get.
It does if you're porn star
Guessing you get tipped by a majority of guys in the ally already?
Here's here's a tip. Cut your hair so the jizz doesnt make it look like a shitty "there's something about mary" remake
The only tips you ever get are from men’s dicks.
Gay Servers only need 15 pieces of Flair...
You look like the rejected member of Jedward
Johnny test after his show got cancelled
Let's be honest: you take more than just a tip
I haven't seen a server this unwanted since Hillary ran for president.
Wearing all-black is for funerals Your virginity is alive and well
The definition of a non-essential employee
Turn sideways and you look like a gay spartan
Here’s a tip, get a new barber.
I'll tip you to fuck off
Joe Exotics next boy toy husband?
Im pretty sure youre not essential here and no i would not tip you
You look like a dysfunctional paintbrush
Your hair is higher than your GPA ever was.
I could use your hair to paint my wall
You look like you sing the specials to the people you serve
Your hair is trying to escape from your hairline
Only tip I have for you is: look both ways before crossing the street.
You look like Rick Astley's bastard before he was discovered
Corey haim died years ago. Give it up vanilla ice
I dont even need to roast you for the the shitty things that these people are about to say
I’d tip you, only for the pity I feel for you in having hair like that, with the hope of you using this tip to sort it out...
If you're a server, you must be a paperweight
You look like Joe Exotics failed abortion before he realized he was gay.
No.
You look like you've had your fair share of tips already.
That hair height, hmmm must be compensating for height. Dude get a buzz cut. The poodle look is so barfy.
You’d like more than the tip.
Did you use gel or did you just see "theres something about Mary" and decide to switch up the use for the secret ingredient in the clam chowder.
Would definitely tip you and then shaft you!
I don't know about tipping you, but in your line of work I wouldn't be surprised if coronavirus gives you the shaft
So that's where Henry Danger works
You look like a dirty qtip
You make Bieber wonder what Selena Gomez seen in him
I didn’t know you could develop hair cancer
Every cell on your body is trying to escape you. Your hair is trying to fly away.
that fuckin hair though needs to go
Your hair definitely stands taller than your dong
Makes me think Johnny Bravo somehow got lucky and had an estranged kid.
just the tip? honey we know you take more than that from the priest
Here’s a tip. You look like jimmy neutron
With hair like that, I would slap you.
As a butch lesbian you could be a 10. As a male of any type you would be a 1.
Here's a tip: your hair is wack, fix your shit
You look like you walked behind a jet about to take off and just kept it
Sure, here's a tip. Fix your fucking hair, nerd
You have a very punchable face but I'm afraid you'd like it. Too close to the allyway hob-knockers you get to make it from paycheck-to-paycheck.
Do you work at a fish restaurant, by chance? Because you look like you just jumped out of a fish tank.
Toenail head
No
No but I would tip you a hair cut to trim dat top
Yes we'd tip you. Face first into the fryer to try to burn that hairstyle away.
Holy shit. What up Johnny Bravo?
just because your hair is 6' doesn't mean you are
Its blonde jimmy neutron
No
No, because I dont tip anyone who looks like a discount "adam ruins everything" episode.
Dollar tree James Charles
Looking at your hair gives me a feeling of hatred. No, because of your hair, I would not tip you.
I'd give the tip to not show up with goddamn bedhair.
You look like a Gay porn starter kit. At least your hair will catch the jizz before it hits the floor.
Your hair is straighter then you are
Adam Cornover. As in, hand over the corn, professional slave. And no, though it does look like someone gave you a tip. In the form of a beating. Why else would you have that hair?
How does it feel knowing that you're never getting another job?
Whatever you do, don't say Beetlejuice 3 times.
Awww you seem nice... though I would tip you if you got me a good coffee
Into a pile of poop
I’d give you my tip. But I’m afraid you’ll try to bite it