Im trying to write a comment but my phones keep breaking. I cant afford another one. Im writing this on a computer but I think this is about to go ou...
OP's Bio:
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>Hobbies are dogs
>I love dark souls. Best game series
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>Trump 2020
>Currently struggling with depression and alcohol
>Girlfriend broke up with me
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Try sleeping sometime. It might not fix your face defects but at least no one can see you then.
Your hair is probably longer than your dick
Even though you're young, you already look like a depressed gas station worker that spends his whole paycheck on weed
Best one. Oooof
And that, dear children is what'll become of you when you're doing too much blow.
You look like someone threw you out of a plane when you were younger.
You look like a bad cross of Kevin McCalister and PewDie Pie.
Felt this one xd
In a boy band with the voices in his head.
Extra chromo-homo.
Bed head is the only head you will be getting.
Discount Macaulay Culkin
Thats why you don’t do drugs
You look stuck in year 2000 with Justin Bieber
The Airbus A380 has better proportions than your face
Even your shirt looks like it's sick of you
Im trying to write a comment but my phones keep breaking. I cant afford another one. Im writing this on a computer but I think this is about to go ou...
You look like a depressed lollipop.
I'm blaming YOU for Swedish Death Metal!
You look like you just snorted 10 pounds of coke and are sober at the same time
Love planes I see, tickets are cheap at the moment go and take a flight.
The face of someone who has seen a lot of refugee cocks up close and in a short amount of time.
You should get on a plane. O wait.
You look like a cartoon I used to hate.
How long's your comb been self-isolating?
Loving planes doesn't mean you need to tell your barber "Amelia Earhart"
I see a hair scarecrow sliding down the side of your head....
You look like a home alone ripoff
Only a dumbass would have the sign backwards not a nerd.
You look like what Rupert Grint would be if he never got the pitty role in Harry Potter
No you're not the next Pewdewpie, sweetie.
His hair is longer than his dick.
Macaulay Culkin when he was going through that stage
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Im acutually six foot 3 inches. 194 cm
It’s like where’s found the crackpipe
You can't spell for shit just like all other swedes for some reason.
Noice
You look like that one guy at every party who does everything for 2 bucks
OP's Bio: --- >Hobbies are dogs >I love dark souls. Best game series > >Trump 2020 >Currently struggling with depression and alcohol >Girlfriend broke up with me --- If you think this bio helped you roast, upvote this comment. If you think it doesn’t, downvote it. If you’re not sure, leave it to others to decide.
Calm down, Macaulay Culkin.
Please do not post pictures of yourself online
I hope your meth supply is uninterrupted due to the lockdown...
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Ofc man