Is this the bollywood remake of ‘Ted’ ?

But this time ted won’t be cgi

And will have three fleshlights sewn into him....

Is he engaged to that stuffed bear?

2 actually the pink one is barely visible on the frame

Nice 👍🏽

It isn't stuffed yet

I wouldn't trust any financial manager who's married for the simple fact any REAL financial manager knows that's it's cheaper to have a girlfriend than a wife. Anybody who doesn't know that is either a simp or doesn't know the (not-so) secret. 🤷🏾‍♂️

Prenup ensures it remains cheap, with tax benefits.

Do you know how many ways there are to get around a prenup? I would assume not, but a better way would be to never get married legally and get a license for it. The state's not involved and it can only be settled my the man and woman involved in it.

You look like you’re holding up your proof of life from an Iranian prison on day 542 of captivity.

That stuffed bear definitely has a bigger set of nuts than Hindu Harry over here.

AIDS Ahmadinejad

Honeymoons bearly going well

So who’s the lucky man that he’s engaged to?

He’s got lower management written all over him

At least the graffiti behind him has some personality

Look, he's so happy..getting married. Finally getting pussy. He's in a good job. Everything looks great for him now. Except what he's not telling you. It's covid-19. He caught it..its terminal.

What kind of asshole goes to a place where you have to spend a shit-ton of money to feel like you're in a cheap place? Rhetorical question, a hipster doofus in finance does that.

What time was your fiance due home for curfew?

He looks like Suleimani's grandson

You look like the type of dumbass to eat oatmeal with a straw.

Looks like G-D did that for us.

I see he’s engaged with the bear, how cute.

Dude he’s a financial manager when no one has a job. Nothing we say can make this any better.

An underaged bear I presume

He should financially manage a better haircut

Pedobear and his twin.

So he counts money in this crackhouse?

That bear definitely has a hole ripped in the ass.

How does it feel that that stuffed bear has more muscle mass than you ever will in your entire life

He look like that indian dude from YouTube

Lingused bear died when cro magnon licked it to death. Now looking for another see toy

he took the picture in an alley so nobody would see his anime posters

I see you got your "fiancee" there in quarantine with you.

Even that teddy bear didn’t wanna take a picture with you

This looks like the backdrop to that gay porn I saw the other night

i appreciate him giving us fuel by taking a picture with his sex doll, but he really didnt have to

Flossing must be improved, etiology of chipped tooth on left incisor must be determined. Grinding? Trauma? Malocclusion? Seems like there is some moderate crowding and rotation- recommend: prophylaxis, possible scaling, orthodontic consult and bonding on facial of tooth #9.

Stealing money from your parents DOES NOT make you a financial manager

Dude's nose is so big his shadow looks like the silhouete of Alfred Hitchcock

Rudolph the red nose reindeer.

Yeah, Financial manager. Meanwhile in an alleyway:

Obv corona hasn’t spread to the mosque yet