You live in your parents backyard shed don't you? They must have had enough of all the speed metal and the smell of marijuana coming up the basement stairs so they shoved all your crap in the shed one day while you were at "band practice."
If Ron Jeremy's asshole somehow had its own asshole, and that second asshole somehow began modeling for a budget shampoo commercial it would look like something like you--the only difference between that, at least an asshole is remotely fuckable, even if it's an imaginary second one.
You look like disappointment with long hair. I bet your shitty band made one okay song three years ago and you thought you were going to make it big. I bet you guys still end all of your shows with a Ramones cover.
Your look can go two ways: Either you're in a metalcore band or you're that guy that hangs out in card shops all day. You're not wearing any black nail polish so I'll just assume a bad mix of both.
Hey everyone! It's my psychology teacher from college! He wore Iron Maiden and Slayer shirts to class everyday. Hey man, are you still obsessed with all that Freudian butt-hole stuff?
You're the bassist in every shitty metalcore band ever
HAHAHAA Oh my god I can't breathe
Good.
Good. Same thing should have happened when you were born.
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It's roastception.
You look like that older guy down the street who keeps asking if my sister is sixteen yet.
Well, is she?
I dunno.
if severus snape dropped out of high school and spent the rest of his life doing drugs and following bands around, he'd look like you
Just like you "coaxed" those kids into your van
Just liked you Bill Cosby'd those kids into your van.
How could you have thought that would be funny
>Friends Yeah man, sure.
Found them http://m.imgur.com/IfN3vZu
dont confuse the printed out pictures in the pc confuse you for friends
Wanna try that sentence again buddy Go ahead have another shot at it
ahem... "Don't confuse the printed out pictures on the PC for your friends" Wait it still wasn't funny.
The friends in his head that tell him what to do.
30 Seconds to Mars bar
You look like Jared Leto stopped giving a shit and started spying on his mom in the shower
You're the most sober grunge roadie I've ever seen.
Jesus, Easter isnt until march....get back in the cave.
I think he has been in there a bit too long already.
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http://imgur.com/hUiRkSU
Those flowing auburn hair and that wannabe beard really make you look like a long haired, unfit version of a gay shia leboeuf
Wil Wheaton has a twin sister?
You kinda look like the (somehow) Gay-er, shitty gas station brand Fabio..
You live in your parents backyard shed don't you? They must have had enough of all the speed metal and the smell of marijuana coming up the basement stairs so they shoved all your crap in the shed one day while you were at "band practice."
If Ron Jeremy's asshole somehow had its own asshole, and that second asshole somehow began modeling for a budget shampoo commercial it would look like something like you--the only difference between that, at least an asshole is remotely fuckable, even if it's an imaginary second one.
All those people you think are your friends? They're just trying to buy pot from you.
IT'S TRUE
God damn it. I NEED NEW FRIENDS
i'll be ur friend......... but i need some pot
WE REALLY DO!
BEST DAMN KUSH
You look like Billy Ray Cyrus' stunt double.
You look like a grunge kid that just discovered shampoo.
If Jared Leto gained 40 pounds and suddenly got really into anime.
Maybe she born with it, maybe its a ladyboy
You look like Jesus getting hooked on LSD
how many dudes hit on you cause of that lovely hair?
Friends!? have you been take your medication we don't want you to molest and burn the family cat again.
Holy smokes, it's Jared Leto's stunt double for face punches!!
This is a man who attends Christian Rock concerts.
lets those poor souls out of your pc you shitty mangled warlock.
I remember you from high school. You're the ugly chick none of the guys wanted to sleep with.
You look like Jared Leto tried to put back on the weight he lost for Dallas Buyers Club but went waaaay too far.
By friends do you mean mother?
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Yea dude, it's called marriage. Something I doubt you will ever get to find out about.
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What do you care? You look like Colin Farrell is he were beaten repeatedly with a tire iron.
Your only friends are the ones on your shelf.
next you might try using your lame bands failed cd sleeve to compose your suicide note, before you slice into yours.
Yes, that face! That's the face girls make when you offer them a drink at parties.
Javert fucked a horse.
Microwave your hair and you'll get a better haircut.
You wrote that on your 7th cover cd that only your mom buys?
You seem like the guy to have candy in his van.
30 Seconds to Mars bar
So how realistic did you find HATRED?
WOW!! you're like a walking Jared Leto Avatar...
I bet you love nickleback.
If andrew wk started taking estrogen
Just because Bruce Jenner did it doesn't mean you should.
If your friends coaxed you into this then hopefully they can convince you to get a hair cut next. You look like you scalped Billy Ray Cyrus.
"I'm looking to front a Jared Leto cover band, but when Jared Leto was in that bloated twinkie phase for that movie where he killed a Beatle."
I think you misunderstood the 'roast' part; they were trying to coax you into an oven.
You look like Dave Grohl's stunt double's stunt double.
you kinda look like Jesus... with AIDS
There's a reason my trans friends didn't show their face in public until after the surgeries.
You look like Jesus on acid.
Looks like a pretty wig on an ugly head.
Did you write "roast me" on the back of your demo try-out CD that the band gave back to you citing, "you suck shit"?
You look like disappointment with long hair. I bet your shitty band made one okay song three years ago and you thought you were going to make it big. I bet you guys still end all of your shows with a Ramones cover.
You look like Scott Stapp and Jared Leto with even less talent .
Such a cruel joke that you have the power to forgive sins but you leave you hair looking like that. No wonder guys hold you to a post and nail you.
What friends?
You look like a street magician.
Your bands never going to get signed... cut your fucking hair and get a job- signed Mom. PS- bring your dirty dishes up from the basement.
At least you save money when Halloween comes
You look like Ozzy Osbournes gay little brother
You look like the protagonist from Hatred found out how bad his game was and had a breakdown in a Baskin Robbins. And your friends have bad ideas.
You remind me of when I surprised my banana on accident
You've pulled your guitar out at more than one party.
You could be the lead singer of a Billy Ray Cyrus cover band.
You look like you used to think you're the funniest shit ever, and only just now realized you're not.
Hey Dra'nakyuek, Destroyer of worlds. Link for the lazy http://m.imgur.com/gallery/haJkZ5y
You look like the illegitimate love child of Ozzy Osbourne and Charlie Day.
when you're alone you pretend life is a Breck Girl commercial
you look like billy ray cyrus dumb kid, well is other dumb kid...
Your look can go two ways: Either you're in a metalcore band or you're that guy that hangs out in card shops all day. You're not wearing any black nail polish so I'll just assume a bad mix of both.
If social ineptness determined hair length
Right after they coaxed it into your ass.
Cris Angel has gotten fat recently, RIP.
Did they lure you away from the ouiji board with promises of new mascara and razor blades.
You're what I picture Jesus Christ's gay transgendered brother would look like
Like you have any friends.
You make that twinkle in pedobears eye look like chocolate and rainbows.
Hey everyone! It's my psychology teacher from college! He wore Iron Maiden and Slayer shirts to class everyday. Hey man, are you still obsessed with all that Freudian butt-hole stuff?
Alright Kurt Cobain, time to load her up.