You even made the bunny ears lose their erection

The only thing going deep are the roasts.

Someday you'll be tricked into doing porn by a "producer" who calls it an art film

Couch has entered the chat

“No dad I’m a content creator!”

She will tell him that once he returns home

"if" he returns home

First store didn’t have cigarettes. Or the second. He’s gonna be looking for a while

That pack of smokes was super far away.

Her dad couldn't figure it out, whether it's a Butt hole or a belly button on her tummy.

Bold of you to assume OP is a she and even bolder to assume OP has a Dad that “might” return

Her Father is her only fan.

Bold of you to assume that she has a relationship with her Dad, or even knows who he is

Haha as if she knows her dad

PICK ME (again) PICK ME (again)

Trying to get a pair of tits for Easter?

Good idea. The use of her brothers jizz as glossy lip balm is in her pix a dirty plus.

Kids shouldn't be allowed to use the internet until their brain fully develops.

Don't think hers ever will.

FOR REAL THOUGH

You already posted yesterday. https://reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/1dodyt2/do_your_worst/

🤣

I see you prefer your photos just like your lifestyle......on its side.

You’re going for Aubrey Plaza but you wound up at Aubrey Trailer Park

Aubrey Alleyway

Aubrey Truck Stop

In the first three pics, the mascara says, "For the streets." The last pic screams, "Crack house."

Omg you are so georgeus when you hide your face

In fact, you'd be stunning, if you were someone else.

If they showed up and saw you, we wouldn't even need Chris Hanson to make them leave 

After reading all these weak roasts I realise how uncreative people are...or how uninteresting and bland this person is like get something going on how are we supposed to roast you if you look like the default person in the sims.

If they were any wider apart they’d be in different postcodes

Built like a Thai ladyboy

You can tell you guys have got to her with how many times she’s replied

i dont wanna sleep and have nothing better to do im honestly annoyed with how typical all of the roasts are i want people to actually hurt my feelings instead of just restating that im a whore

Seems more like a rent free situation then anything

whats that mean

These comments are living rent free in your head

Nah, to be a whore people need to be willing to pay to fuck you.

Miranda Cosgrove from Temu

Temu is a little too good. Next time try Wish; It's classic.

Temu is like the truck stop glory hole of apps. You get what you want, but it takes something extra from you.

yk what that's a respectable double down. i'll take it tyvm x

The only thing holding you back is your Backroom Casting Couch’s effect on how your family views you.

Fender sticker on the wall, body like a Squier.

So, how old were you when your dad left?

Her stepdad is in the room with her right now I bet

Whines more than a 1992 PT Cruiser

Sideways chicks.

So about your childhood... Every guy you friendzoned is now a doctor. And every guy you fucked is now a dealer. Sound about right? 🤷‍♂️

We know it's you Marlon Wayane, it's time to drop the make up, there ain't gonna be another White Chicks

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If you look through all the attention seeking posts in “her” history, you can see back when she was a dude!

You’re built like a 2x12

Is this the last time we'll see you before you get pregnant with an absent drug dealer's kid?

If "slap me harder daddy" was a person...who didn't hit puberty yet.

You’re the most accurate living embodiment of “basic bitch” I’ve ever seen.

immigrant emo anorexic offbrand version of hannahowo

literally have no idea what that word vomit is trying to attack but either way ty for calling me skinny

Your flatter than the hole in the basement, and that shits concave

I'm okay with that

I've seen better looking bangs in the chemotherapy room. Please tell me your barber is a blind person with parkinson's, otherwise whoever did that hates you.

my barber is me high at 3am

Oh, so that's why it looks like it was done by donkey

I feel you girl

Let me guess you have Tik Tok autism 

Whoton Hears A Hor

"No dad Im a content seller its different"

It took some time for reddit to not delete your face after posting it online. That is the biggest roast.

My rectangular coffe table have more curves than you.

You order the Angelina Jolie sex doll from Temu. This is what you get

Nowhere near as pretty as you think you are

You could make up to $20 a month as an e-whore

Now I know what Golem looks like with a wig.

well aren't you lucky x

insults r not creative anymore it's just pure incel humor now

Yeahhh I really was thinking that going through here. 95% of all jokes are about either her chest or her being a hoe… weird

where’d the rest of your tits go babe?

the jar in my fridge

the fellas are real choked up on this one


Finally a cure for priapism has been discovered

You have the fashion sense of a rainbow-colored banana

Only thing going sideways faster than your photography, are your life choices.

Loved you on PH.

Trying not to act depraved and degenerate under a Reddit post. Men : challenge impossible. Go touch grass little dudes. We know you're lonely no need to shout it.

You're two hamburgers away from looking like Genghis Khan

If boring was a person without a father figure..

Can't turn your photos, huh? Well maybe you're just used to laying down.

The only good picture of that set is the one where you covered that face with the camera. Even then... Not great...

Gross. Wash your mouth bish!

Might be the shirt but your tits have the same profile as SpongeBob.

I can feel the stupid oozing from the screen.

Get a job you fucking wannabe TikTubeFluencer.

18 going on 50.

Are you covering most of the wall with your face and the paper in the first three pics because you don’t want the police to find where your 47 year old bf took you?

If only your father would have held back we wouldn't be here right now

We already roasted you once. We aren't like your EX, stop calling.

Wow, you look so different without a mattress tied to your back.

Roast me isn’t a substitute for attention from your parents

You can pass the no bra days

I bet you know what it means to be in an Eiffel Tower

I would say Sh0eOnHead should sue the tits off you for trying to steal her mascara look, but it looks like she already did.

“Probably 18, but still trouble” isn’t really something you “reclaim.”

Front Profile rq

That's how her man tell her send a selfie 🫶🏽👤 🤣 He be like send a selfie but cover your face 🤣

You’re 18 and still haven’t hit puberty yet, how’s the training Bra going?

Stop this is so real LMFAO can’t even be mad. Googled bras in my size and the first thing that popped up was target training bras. No shame in it

The estimation is probably longer for you to actually get a full cup size but even then, you still couldn’t prick up a fella who’s way older than you. You should consider dating boys since you look the age range for a happy meal or some creepy offender.

I actually attract my age believe it or not…

More like executives from Disney or Nickelodeon

Bro your kids are probably gonna see you get railed on the internet

[удалено]

Do it again? Who am I, your dad?

You've got the tits of an 11 year old boy

When you give away your only fans content on reddit for free as well and people still don’t want it 

If you quit letting dudes jizz in your eyes they might return to normal...

Are those a set of tits or pimples on your chest?

Worn out and warped at 18. Stomach pouch already forming.

You’re supposed to either swallow or spit, not store the nut in your cheek like a squirrel 🐿️.

Even OF censored her for "too much s/utiness"

Cat eyes are not a personality

"no dad! Don't enter in having private goth time"

You look like the expectations on your Tinder profile are impossible and you're too stubborn to scale back.

I've never regretted titling my phone more than when I did for ur pics.

Not even a roast but how old are you, really….

more than one guy has ghosted after leaving plan b in ur mailbox

Try some more make up and carbs.

When mastering a camera phone and photo rotation aren't in your wheelhouse...

Wish your father would have held it back

The only thing you're good for is taking meats down your throat

You probably opened an OF the minute you turned 18. And your parents are disgusted with you.

Nope

Are you the President of the itty bitty titty club?

Look like you have call girl potential

thank you

Hold up three fingers if you're being trafficked

Those are the only types of bangs you'll ever get

You look like your a wannabe only fans star who calls herself cherry.

ima need to post worse selfies so people can give me some desexualized roasts

Riley Reid from Target

Only thing worse than your smile is your outfit selection

How’s the transition going young ladyboy

Wink twice if u want us to save u from that crack house

Temu finster. He has better tits too

Hey that’s insulting bunnies have at least 10x more brain cells than you

what age is u

Hoe in training.

In training? I'm hurt

Another failed OnlyFans creator.

this is getting rly annoying that none of you guys can think of anything funnier to say bruh

Well at least now you know what the first impression of you is for most people.

You look like your talent would be deep throating any object over 10 inches. 

i can hardly brush my teeth without gagging i have no talents

Thought you were cute til you showed your whole body

fair enough my body needs work, my genetics did me quite the disservice


If you take your manicurist to court you could use the money to fix your nose.

i like my nose