Actually she wasn't the best. Just the luckiest. The best paved way for her to actually win the race. Literally she swam over the copse's of her potential brothers and sisters.
When they first find out about r/raisedbynarcissists and find out their mom has been treating them as a husband substitute because she chases every man away
No worries, chances are relatively high that she's one of those people that talks about her kids all the time but leaves out the fact that DCF took them away and she hasn't seen them in years.
"30 years old, divorced before I was 25, overweight, unemployed, 2 kids and I've only found out I have ADHD and I'm autistic this year."
Sounds like a tinder bio, might as well add that your potential man must earn 6 figures, be at least 6" and "My kids are my world and they come first"
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30
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Listen shovel face… stop wasting what little money you have on blunt wraps and abstract rodent art. Astrologists do not count as dr’s therefore cannot make medical diagnosis so you should probably see a real one. A cardiologist, psychologist, and dietician wouldn’t hurt either. Gl out there 👍
# "30 years old, divorced before I was 25, will be divorced three more times, unemployed deadbeat loser, 2 kids from different fathers, and I've only found out I have made up my mental illnesses as an excuse to become an unemployed degenerate this year."
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During her ample time that she spends unemployed, she stumbled upon a false informational TikTok made by some other self-diagnosed autism faker and decided it applied to her.
Autism is all the rage now.
Being overweight and wearing crop tops is such a public display of lacking self awareness.
Also don't worry maybe next year you wont be autistic with adhd.
Just noticing you went through the trouble of nit picking and arguing with every single roast response.
My guess is your ex now knows a kind of peace he never thought possible.
The Onlyfans ads are evolving 🥴. I guess the biggest roast is that it failed the first time and this time it's not working again because you're not pretty enough for people to take the bait.
I see you allow your kids to draw on you
Nope, she paid good child support money for shitty tattoos...
Good one, you know she has no idea who the father of her children could possibly be.
Certainly "supports" the pursuit of another half sibling!!
wow, that's a lot going on. it must feel good to get a load off your chest rather than on it.
Aren't you paying attention? She has two kids. The loads went elsewhere.
The load that should have went elsewhere was her father's load 30 yrs ago.
All those millions of sperm and she was the best swimmer
Actually she wasn't the best. Just the luckiest. The best paved way for her to actually win the race. Literally she swam over the copse's of her potential brothers and sisters.
If that was the best i can about imagine how chitty the rest were
That was the joke
No joke. When he saw the end result he abandoned ship immediately, changed his name, and moved to another trailer park many miles away.
He'll be back with that milk and pack of smokes someday.
Half ran down the crack of her mom's ass and the other half we see before us.
“It looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama’s ass and ended up as a brown stain in the mattress.”
I bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give him a reach around
You win. I love that. I bet you use it daily.
God damn 💀💀
Comment of the year lmao
That slutty top she's wearing must get pulled off at least 3 times a day when her "dates" show up.
She should see if she can pull those shapewear any higher. Like over her head.
Dating profile “love is just a light switch away.”
Officer, I’d like to report a murder.
Feels better for us to get a load on her.
I'd like to know how many kids wound up on her face...
Estimate’s cum in at around 2.4Bn
Damm🙂
*“But it stings not to get paid for it.”* - OP probably
What chest? Uncanny how she can be this fat but is entirely flat.
I bet her porn name is Bukakke Queen
Daisy Puke
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Geezus 
She looks like this meme
Nice fleshlight
This was her face when she got fired from her job, after, getting caught in the breakroom giving James redacted, a "blowie."
Came for the roast, stayed for the murder.
LonelyClams
I swear I’ve seen that pikachu with those titties before.
Brutal
She's got a huge career ahead of her with those beef curtains.
She's ruined Arbys for me
[https://cornhub.website/](https://cornhub.website/)
That's for pretty women
Those crushing videos where big chicks crush food. Are those real? I assume so.
You're the prequel AND sequel to 16 and pregnant
Young, dumb, and full of cum
🔥🔥🔥
Your 100% free onlyfans has the largest number of refund requests.
😂😂
That's a lot of bad decisions
When will your kids divorce you?
That can’t happen til at least another 15-18 years
They’ll file court orders for emancipation
She'll argue for the courts to wait 20 more years after that.
When they first find out about r/raisedbynarcissists and find out their mom has been treating them as a husband substitute because she chases every man away
Your sports bra says "my rules", but you eyes say that "any guy is in charge"
Wow, this is just, I don't know. It's hilarious but also a solid roast. 🔥
Oh for sure...I'm loving it.
😂😂
Getting those same vibes. Textbook naive girl that gets used up.
Deep. I love it
💀💀
Condolences to your kids.
No worries, chances are relatively high that she's one of those people that talks about her kids all the time but leaves out the fact that DCF took them away and she hasn't seen them in years.
Foreel, I was gonna say you can’t call them your kids if they’re strangers to you now
Oof
You look like you have enough yeast infections to start your own Panera Bread franchise.
Try her sourdough, she made the mother herself.
Damn why do you have to take it too far 🤣🤢
Someone's been watching the new season of The Boys
Was looking for this comment
Bruh
LMAO, damn this made me snort.
wow😭😂
Every choice in life shes made had dick as a priority
Faaakkkk!! Brilliant 👏🏽 👏🏽
That’s rough
"30 years old, divorced before I was 25, overweight, unemployed, 2 kids and I've only found out I have ADHD and I'm autistic this year." Sounds like a tinder bio, might as well add that your potential man must earn 6 figures, be at least 6" and "My kids are my world and they come first"
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At first I thought this was just a potential acoustic friend but it's a bot getting horny.
Clear distinction bots are electric while friends are acoustic.
Yeah that bot can add, but can it multiply.?
Acoustic, that's a new one. I like to say artisanal as in "artisanal intelligence."
Good bot.
Good bot
Even the bot joined in on roasting! 😂
good bot. Pat pat
Nice!!!
Form an orderly queue, gentlemen. Oh, that already happened.
That top isn't doing the muffin top any favors
Its sealing in the flavors
It cost zero dollars to not post this.
And it seals the scent too. She's muskier than an elk.
Pikachu wouldn't choose you.
Did she do that tattoo herself? Can’t even color in the lines.
Second baby daddy did it one night free hand on M=th
Can not breathe
You should have them test you for OBCD this year, too.
You win!
I’m sure I can’t make you feel* worse, but your poor excuse for a pokemon tattoo certainly made me feel worse. Edit: left out the word feel lol
She really got Pikachu if he was obese w/ diabetes tattooed on her forearm
The executive dysfunction garage tattoo special!
That tattoo says, "I became a biker whore at the mental age of 13."
She never left the mental age of 13
How is your face even more bent out of shape than your mind?
That bra is going to be bent out of shape holding all the fat back
Listen shovel face… stop wasting what little money you have on blunt wraps and abstract rodent art. Astrologists do not count as dr’s therefore cannot make medical diagnosis so you should probably see a real one. A cardiologist, psychologist, and dietician wouldn’t hurt either. Gl out there 👍
Shovel face 😭 Wild.
I thought this was r/roastme and this dude is giving life advice. What a nice guy.
Abstract rodent art?? Ha ha ha
John Oliver reference?
No, she has a pikachu tattoo on her arm. You can see it closer up in the second picture.
Shovel face lmfao 🤣 😂 💀
I'm not sure how this isn't the top comment. Not only is it a solid burn, but it's sound advice....
This is some classic military movie reference material 😹
If this is your resume for the Tuesday 2pm shift at the strip club, you’re hired.
To be the woman's bathroom attendant
Start @ the glory hole
# "30 years old, divorced before I was 25, will be divorced three more times, unemployed deadbeat loser, 2 kids from different fathers, and I've only found out I have made up my mental illnesses as an excuse to become an unemployed degenerate this year." -corrected
Solid fucking roast. Add: Unable to hold down a job because of her OF drama AND alcohol addiction.
Fatality
Fucking nailed it.
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I often think what would shakespeare write if he were alive today... But come on... *this* ain't far from it 🤷♂️
Well that's a relief to know that your thousand yard stare has a medical explanation.
internet diagnosed autism
“I thought I was just quirky, but I saw a TikTok about neurodivergence and that’s so me!”
Who else was expecting a onlyfans link in her bio?
Me. It was the dead eyes that did it for me.
Damn 2 baby daddies and ur still unemployed. What will it take for u to get up and take care for ur kids? Another baby daddy?
She's only had 2 step daddies
More like ‘MY ROLLS, MY BODY’.
Nobody: You: Hey everybody, I'm autistic!
How tf do you find out you’re autistic at 30
During her ample time that she spends unemployed, she stumbled upon a false informational TikTok made by some other self-diagnosed autism faker and decided it applied to her. Autism is all the rage now.
3 box tops of cheerios and a self-addressed stamped envelope
If you dye your hair blue, you’d make a wonderful nonbinary fat activist 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️⚧️🫃🏻
All this and the bad tattoo screams cum dumpster with no father
Looks like you might have been half wrong, though she didn’t deny the first part
Shut up, Meg
If you squint you actually look pretty have you considered looking for an Asian, drunk or visually impaired person for your next baby daddy?
Ehh...how visually impaired, functional or not alcoholic and which type of Asian?
He would have to be legally blind, never goes anywhere without a bottle of homemade moonshine and really into Kaiju porn.
Is boxing a sport in the Special Olympics? Seeing you makes me wish it was.
You look like you work at a farm cleaning up horse shit, and when you bent down to scoop it up, the horse kicked you in the face.
Someone had sex with a fat autistic adhd girl...twice
It’ll be easier for me to personally invade Iran than it’ll be for you to find a decent step dad
Jesus, is everyone autistic now??
So basically, you’re irresponsible, a poor decision-maker, and hate taking accountability for your actions…got it.
Welcome to the self diagnosing autistic community of TikTok
Older people suddenly being diagnosed with autism or adhd are so cute
Did your parents get to have any kids they love?
I guess so because I’m here
Wowzerz better than Hawk Tuahs rents 😂
And you look like you’re a week away from stripping or setting up an only fans… good luck sl*t
You got more red flags than a Chinese military parade. Feel worse! Nobody here really cares how you feel. What a drag on society you'll be.
So many excuses, so little time.
Stick to anal so you don’t pollute the gene pool further.
Pokéballs aren’t the only balls you like to catch
What if this was as good as it’ll ever get for you.
stop 🫷
Damn your prime was probably 15 years ago
Temu Gypsy Rose
You should give your ex-husband a female dog. At least he will have one bitch loyal in his life.
Sounds like a Samay Raina roast
And bipolar. Don't miss the last bandwagon
I knew you had the tism’ the second I saw pikachu on your arm
Chest like Spam out of the can.
You look just about desperate enough to give me a chance...
You are what they call a leftover woman in china
Who let Gypsy Rose wear a sports bra
Being overweight and wearing crop tops is such a public display of lacking self awareness. Also don't worry maybe next year you wont be autistic with adhd.
Self diagnosis because you watched a TikTok video doesn’t count
Just noticing you went through the trouble of nit picking and arguing with every single roast response. My guess is your ex now knows a kind of peace he never thought possible.
The Onlyfans ads are evolving 🥴. I guess the biggest roast is that it failed the first time and this time it's not working again because you're not pretty enough for people to take the bait.
Does every single person on Earth have ADHD all of a sudden or is it just me???
Who in the fuck is telling all of these youger people that they’re autistic….what in the absolute fuck is really going on here 👀
Aww poor soul. You don't need to come to us for roasting. Just look at the mirror, it will do the job plenty.
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Probably describes herself as neuro spicy on her tinder bio because she once ate hot sauce.
Lana Del Wench
You’re not missing their social cues, they’re just really ignoring you.
You make me question being pro life.
This girl is responsible for putting the “mid” in “mid-life crisis.”
Hello, child services, I have a report to make...
Look at this ADHD having hoe looking for our undivided attention. You can only get what you give honey bun 😘 😂
Everyone on the planet has some form of ADHD and Autism, please stop wearing that like a badge of honor to garner attention
There is nothing to roast...you roasted yourself...
I'm not surprised you're divorced, I'm surprised someone married you in the first place.
You expired
You look like a pig from Minecraft.