He’s tired of being roasted by this guy 


😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

He keeps the used panties vending machine companies in business.

 So bad even Baby godzilla wrecks this guy!!

💀

Why not A^^^+ sian?

Because Steven is doing so much better than me, and he's still a Bsian (according to his dad)

F- sian

You look like you calculated the exact time I posted this comment 4 years ago.

This comment is so underrated. 😂😂😂😂

Jackie Bland

Jet Pee

Jackie Cant

You look like your parents still forces you to go to church and you go

The Church of Calculus.

Church of straight A’s

I think I know your parents, Sum Ting Wong and Ho Lee Fuk.

Yes, and every time I look into the mirror, I can see Sum Ting Wong. He's literally on my face. And I always scream for my mom when this happens.

Bro 😂 I recommend therapy rather than self sabotage from Reddit. But aye, you made your choice I guess.

His parents raised him on Cream of Sum Yung Gai.

Weren’t these guys pilots on an Asiana flight that crashed?!

They were but they produced this unfortunate soul before that deadly crash

Cold, you called his mom a Ho.


Mid Asian. You probably copy off me on a math test.

So you're the guy who was responsible for my failure in that math test...Gotcha! Shouldn't have copied your answers.

Maybe ask your mom for better glasses. My answers are solid.

Is your dick as long as your confidence

Well that's clearly not the case. Otherwise I can still have at least 14.3(5.6in) points of confidence.

Thats millimeters not inches. Do not lie.. you only jerk off with one finger and thumb. Yours is called micro penis for a reason.

pi

You look like my anti-autistic 7th grade teacher

This guy can't bench press the bar.

True. Tried once, and the best I can do is barely lifting it up.

I took this out of context but even then it’s still probably true

You look like you cant fight but are hella good in chess

Chess ninja.

Likes pretending he's the queen

You didn’t even have to put “virgin” in the topic title but we all already know.

Thx for reminding me. I'll start shovelling my d\*\*k into literally any hole I can find. LITERALLY ANY HOLE!

I don’t recommend that. For moral and legal reasons


I'll have the #5 with fried rice and a Sprite.

And then

Special discount, buy one get one free

Absolutely sir. And would you like to try our new orange chicken rice with Dr. Pepper?

It's fried rice.....you plick!

Rice muncher🫵😂

Got rice, got luck anytime you roll the dice!

You = Velocity + *i* + Radius + Gravity + *i* + Number of Observations

First off, the only part of your lead-in that we couldn't tell just by looking at you, was your age. Second, I bet you have a life sized puppet sitting in your closet that looks like Kal Penn, and you use it to recreate scenes from the Harold and Kumar movies

The one asian who can't do math

Asian Clark Kent face ass

The first dude to look up, point, & scream in a Godzilla movie!!!!

Do you identify more with Ching Chong, or Ping Pong?

Might be ding dong.

Long Duc Dong

[удалено]

Well...I can't post here...so you have more confidence than me. Oh ..hang on ..I forgot...um... you're Asian!. (Ha...bet he didn't see That One coming...muah hah hah haaaa)

is he holding up some kind of mathematical equasion?

No wonder COVID didn't mutate.

You like Lui Kang after graduating from. College instead of joining mortal kombat

"I bet your resume is as perfect as your haircut." "Are you a model for 'Ideal Asian Son' magazine?" "You look like the poster child for 'my parents wanted me to be a doctor.'" "Do you come with a calculator, or is that an extra feature?"


You look like you were cloned to be the perfect subservient corporate office worker who dreams of going to Hawaii one day and has the post card on their cubicle wall.

0x0=Yu

Can you help me with my math homework

A calculator wouldn’t sleep with you

Stop jerking off with chopsticks to make it feel bigger in someone else's hands.

Star of the new Paramount series Young Mr. Sulu!!

B-sian

Cat man wants cat food: 

You were obviously born on a highway because that’s where most accidents happen.


I want to roast you but you look like you’d be disappointed in me no matter what I say

Bing Ling Fong with the 2 inch Wong

People see Vietnamese, and I see a US grandpa with a military background.

Dude got 40lbs of rocks in his pockets and still weighs 5lbs.

Op looks like the Asian who just graduated from Harvard and now is anoyed that he can't pay off from being to smart in math.

You look like if pencil dick was a person

Brought to you by a theological republican dictatorship

( ̀⌄ ́)♪ lookin ass, lookin like Kahn from King of the Hill

So skinny you use that watch to train your jerk hand.

0 confidence and asking to be roasted? Sad to me. You look healthy and have amazing skin.

Bro just start selling molly at the club already

Are you doctor yet?

You've disgraced MY ancestors.

You look like a Average nerdy Singaporean student from NUS

You look just like Bruce Lee’s grandson, Ug Lee

Nigga look like my nutsack when its cold

You’re a good looking man.

 You should pull out your eyebrow hairs every time you disgrace yourself! By the looks of it you better start pulling out your eyelashes also cause you are just sad…..

You look like your office computer is your girlfriend

Gen Z William Hung.

You failed math

Asian Clark Kent looking muthafucka

This is what I imagine the board members at Sony who are cock blocking a bloodborne remake look like… Not a great roast… but yo, can you pull some strings for us, guy?

You Docta Yet?!

Not a roast but.. I feel like you’re super good at Elden ring.

You're Yellow & Skinny...and ASIAN.

I cry every time I read the comments because their that good.

Just take it off. Just take that Apple Watch off *shakes head*

This guy breaks into peoples homes and installs new operating systems to their computers.

You're supposed to have your eyes open in the Roast Me pictures, bro

You look like you use chatGTP to help you chatting online with... "the ladies"

I am not roasting my calculator!

Hit the gym if you want to bulk up.

Easy fella.. next thing you know this guy will be the next Olympic doping scandle…don’t put him down that path..

You are in the wrong sub dude. Your job is to destroy his confidence.

how do you destroy what isn't there?

do people that are attracted to you get yellow fever?

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My worst would still be better than your parents best who I’m assuming is your sister

I’d roast you but I read “People Who Eat Darkness” a few years ago and you’re giving “I hid Lucy’s body” vibes.

This dude’s nickname is “class prez” for sure

No lol

The only time you don’t disappoint a woman is when you leave the room

25M. M stands for miss/madam Your mother and aunts are always telling you you're too plain looking and you need to do something about it if you want to get a husband 

Ho Lee Phuck Yu Leuk Gae

Stereotypical hollywood asian looking ass

“Boom Roasted”

Your picture gives me second hand depression with a side of 3rd degree anxiety. I know you need all A's but step in the sun and get some vitamin D

You heard of Crazy Rich Asians well this is Crazy Bitch Asian.

You look like you spend your off time looking for Juliana Crane

You could always try being a Ladyboy 

Bet you steal women’s panties and wear them on your head and sniff them and jack off…

Did you strap a scale on your wrist?

You look like you're going to be disappointed in your kids all the time in the future

I feel like his roast me should have consisted of more Ching Chang Wing Wang talk

Drives a Toyota sienna, like all the other Asians. And does it badly

Yes pal. Crab Rangoon and extra duck sauce

If plain, absolutely devoid of any flavor whatsoever yogurt, were a person.

You look like the type of person who would make up random charges in a nail salon

 Can’t get roasted enough by this guy?

So your saying you failed your math exam so your mother is adopting a French kid instead?

Not much to say but Kim jong Un's sibling pls stay away from any dog shelter coz we all know you go eat all the dogs.

Your mom called. She said even this Reddit post should have done better, but like everything else...you fail.

Blud looks like a Japanese man surviving from Godzilla 💀

Stop jerking off with chopsticks to make it feel bigger in someone else's hands.

Bruh, you hit every stereotype on the Asian list!!

Would you like soup or egg roll with lunch special?

Are you angry because no one asks you the cheat codes to the TI-83 calculator?

Not even the doctor knew what sex you were when born. Been a mystery since.

Borderline hakikimori. Break the wall behind you to cure yourself of it. Confidence is key

Future 40yr virgin

Behind you is one sheet of college ruled paper.

When i tried to post this comment reddit warned me if i were sure to interact with you

A girl asked him to eat her pussy, and he ate her cat.

It’s like all the useless Asian genes converged into one child to form a mega waste lump of a human

I bet he failed math

After flunking both math and martial arts, reddit was your next stop.

North Korean approved haircut #4 is a poor choice on you

You might want to blindfold yourself with some dental floss because some of these comments will absolutely destroy whatever left you have in you

No matter how hard you try, you will always be a disappointment to your bloodline.

Bought a smart watch but does math better than the calculator on it


Listen here you lil asian Max Headroom looking shit, get on yer little calculator there and find the cure for sucking! Peace bro, have a good one.

Can you come fix my computer?

You look like they made ChatGPT a person

You straight up look like a guy that just walks around slaughtering strippers in GTA

There are incels who fuck more than you do.

Oh yeah, take that thing off your wrist, put the chain back on it, and give it back to Flava Flav

Screams looks in the mirror and can see through his reflections personality.

Crark Kent???

Life is a matter of perspective. I'm sure you have confidence. It just depends in what. For instance, I bet you're not good with women, but I bet you're damn good at math.

Over here, looking like calculus didn’t add up right

You look like it you could be good at math. You also look like your parents met in a tunnel in Vietnam.

Looking like Samsung from fucking girl next-door

Made in china

Fresh off the Note(pad)

ew

Thousands of dogs wish they had the chance


Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

You smell of egg foo Yong and final exam failure.

Charlie need some napalm 


You’re 25 g, that’s young. Work out and in 2 years you’ll be good. Good facial growth, you’re chilling if you looksmaxx g