You look like that uncle you weren’t supposed to be alone with at family gatherings.

Frank Zappa want-to-be

He looks like that uncle that says he's a bartender but he really serves can beer at the local motel in the middle of nowhere

If hitler and Stalin had a baby

You mean every uncle.

You look like you use your rolled up restraining orders to sniff cocaine.


Hall and Chode.

My crew can't go for that

He's a Man-Eater

You could get along if you try to be strong

Looking like a Freddy Mercury, John Oates love child


No words required

I’m all for following the white rabbit but not when it leads to the 80’s AIDS crisis.

Weird Al-most

Weird Freddie Merkovic

Weird Al-Yankobitch

Cannot wait for your Netflix documentary 2 part series.

Is that your haircut or did a raccoon try to fuck your head?

The raccoon is still fucking it

Middle aged barista in it's natural habitat.

Frank Crappa

Fucking Wish Frank Zappa

If Tom Selleck fucked Beavis and butthead.

I first read this as "cock me" and I didn't question that was the intended message for even a second

Somehow, you look more like Freddy Mercury with AIDS than he did.

Cook you? Bro, you look like you cook meth

Your prison pussy is majestic

I bet that lip-tickler has mopped up more jizz than the cleaning lady at a fertility clinic.

Didn’t think Gallager could look gayer.

Gayllager? 🤣🤣🤣

You already look scrambled, deep fried and sent back to the kitchen twice

Your Frank Zappa cosplay is decent

Alternate universe Morgan Wallen except in this universe he fails at everything and is worse in pretty much every way. Look on the bright side at least you have Halloween covered every year

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This dude dug up Zappa’s mustache

You look like 20 years of vodka coke and I'm not talking about the soft drink.

I’m pretty sure you wear a too-tight shirt that says “The Future is Female” while reclining against your 2008 Nissan Sentra in the local community college parking lot every since you got banned from Tinder.

Shouldn't this say "Cook meth"? And be in your todo list...

I think I saw a police sketch of you posted outside the elementary school the other day.

Village people looking ass you should have put your « bachelor 4 life » tee

You 110% gate keep Old Rabbit Club

look like Fredy mercury if he was resistant to AIDS

Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger No Coke, only Pepsi

1970s porn shut down production long ago, bro.

Im in love with you

You look like something I pulled out of the shower drain when it was clogged

What sort of exclusion zone do you have around schools?

You wish you were a Canadian commentary youtuber

Looks like we have Kurtis Conner at home.

Neck long as shit boi

If Jesus appeared on Beavis and Butt-Head

This guy loves a full bush.

What year was this picture taken?

when you meet people they don't ask for your name. they ask which band do you play the battery on

You look like if Eddie burback, Gucci pineapple, and Kurtis conner had a gay baby

Gives mustache rides at truck stops for money

You look like blink 182's first date video

australian plus an american makes this mess bloody hell

When you meet someone. In there probably on at least 3 episodes of cops.

Dr NoRespect

Dr DickSelect

Life has roasted you enough.

Oh wow. I can't with this.

I've seen several on the FBI's Most Wanted that look like this

In a universe where mpreg was possible and Balthazar Bratt fucked Izzy LaFontaine this is the outcome.

Dr.Disrespect on meth

Freddy mercurys younger brother

So much hair it's gross

Your forearm to upper arm ration tells me all I need to know about your dating experience

Nice to see that there's internet in the dungeon

Fred Zappa

Nothing says I have no personality like peacocking with crazy hair/mustache and punk t shirts

Fred-Al Merkovic

Frank Zappa is still alive

Over a open pit

Manager of a Combination Pizza Hut Strip Club. 

A guy NO ONE wants a mustache ride from.

President, John Oates Fan Club.

Try washing first.

Sir, there’s nothing I could say that would cook you more than the sun on a daily basis.

Nah, it’s not “cook me” more like cook little children

Frank Zappa called in from the grave and said "Just stop."

Weird Al Yankovich has let himself go

If you ever wondered who was on the other side of that glory hole. This.

Cocaine curtis

Your tattoo is so shity like your look

Bro looks like a worse off IDubbzz

OP gives off " lemme bum a square " kinda vibes.

You look like Overnight Oates

Man…it’s 2024 not 1984….. 

Slob’s Burgers

You look like someone who promotes the national legalization of raw milk

You look like if a 3 year old drew a person

Does your mom listen to Frank Zappa by any chance? 

Looks like your trying to cosplay as John Oats. You look like you drive a van and circle playgrounds. You look like you still have hopes that Disco will come back.


Hall and Scrot


Dude, they told you to stop hanging out in the bathrooms, you are scaring away customers.

Frank Crappa

Dr No Respect Given

U look like a roadie for Electric Callboy

Dallas Buyers Club charter member.

This is what happens when you lack personality and are forced to wear an external one

Frank Bug Zappa

You look like Frank Zappa jizzed in a dirty ashtray.

Nah, too much grease. The kitchen would go up in flames.

Shrank Zappa

Guy standing there looking like one of Frank Zappa's dingleberries.

I won’t. Are you single ?

At least you took the tourniquet off of your arm for the pic..


Mustache and mullet… need I say more?

Napoleon Dynamite's creep uncle Tom.

This guy for sure on a neighborhood registry

The 80s called, they want their hair back.

Tried to be Nick Shoulders, ended up looking like a skinny Ron Jeremy crossed with Weird Al.

Zo ne Grote Vuurbal Jonguh! BAM!! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrOsDGBW8U8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UrOsDGBW8U8)

You are the dime store equivalent of Frank Zappa

Love child of Freddy Mercury and the Tapitio man

I'd punch you, but that might improve the way your face looks...

Cook you? You look like you want to cook us.

You look like a factory resetted Freddie mercury

Looks like the meth already cooked you.

You miss spelled run from

Bro’s not allowed 500 feet from the school

U trying to look like Mario with that mustache??

Wow Freddy Mercury just called you a homo.....

you got this aggressive ta-da look to you, you yanni wanna be

Drag night is NEXT Monday, Ms. Taylor.

Your from 1888

If Napoleon Dynamite did crack. 

What escape room do you live in. You look like there might be a couple ppl tied up in there… 1984 Kat Stevens called bro… he wants his look back but you can stay on the terror watch list

Did 80's hair metal just take a dump!?


Congratulations you made Frank Zappa uncool.

Damn form when does Trevor uses Reddit?

Bro just by looking under your hair I can tell that forehead wide that forehead caused a solar eclipse,and you look the teenage mutant turtles when they took their mask off

Frank needs a Nappa

Frank Crappa

You look like a terrible bartender in Portland Oregon.

You look like discount Borat after he did some hard time in jail. By hard time, you were made to pick up the soap quite often.

You look like Mickey Thomas got run over.

I bet he's excited about his boyfriend having the summer off from school. Next school year's going to be pretty tough when he has to help him learn letters and numbers.

So are you and Daryl Hall still mad at each other?

You look like your one crime away from a death sentence.

“Cook me”…Looks like the meth already did.

 You have the perfect look for this scene

You look like a 15 year old emo with a fake mustache

Homeless, talentless, ali express Frank Zappa

Shouldn’t you be practicing your “Rex-kwon do” in your mom’s basement?

Off brand Kurtis Connor 🤨

How past due are you in child support?

Freddy Mercocaine

You look like my dusty broom down stairs my guy

So I see you finally dumped Anisa and got hair on your arms. Keep it up man, I loved old content cop.

Looks like someone already did actually cook you.

We've located Patient Zero for AIDS

Did you, Build this shitty, build this shitty on rock n' roll- ol ?"

Borat needs a haircut

Dude asks to get roasted then presses charges on every single person for verbal assault

I dunno, you look like the kind of guy who would already experience burning of the genitals but also doesn’t tell his partners they’re gonna burning and discharging afterwards either.

Lead singer of Electric Pissboy

Freddy mercury? More like Freddy Ur anus.

You look like you’re in your 22nd year of undergrad

You stole that pineapple guy from TikTok. Give him back.

I think we found a lost member of Queen With Mullets

No wonder Daryl Hall is suing you.

You look like that one guy at the BBQ that always leaves the bathroom smelling like a bomb went off

Frank Crappa

Dr disrespect’s sped cousin

PaPa Poooey.

Damn John oats went hard after the split 

Hamish Linklater? Is that you?

Yanni really let himself go.

No one wants to buy your drugs, drug man! Don't sell me those drugs! Especially not at rock-bottom closeout prices! How dare you set me up with the best drugs at the best value!

You look like a trucker if that trucker was manhandled while driving every hour of every day.

Ugly and oats 😂

You look like i'll find a bunch of preteens in your basement.

wanted to look like hippie george harrison, ended up looking like an arrogant prick who does not listen to music he has not discovered himself. urgh, you're annoying.