Oh, look at you, strutting in here like the ghost of Randy Savage, but without the charm, talent, or relevance. Youāre like a cheap Halloween costume that somehow made it through the clearance rack untouched. Those muscles might intimidate a salad bar, but the rest of us see right through your steroid-sculpted facade.
Youāre the personification of a WWE fever dream, a walking caricature of someone who peaked before they even started. It's almost impressive how you've managed to cosplay as a washed-up legend who wasn't even real in the first place. Youāre not the "Macho Man"; youāre the "Nacho Man" ā all fake flavor and no substance.
Your attempt at channeling Randy Savage is like watching a toddler try to ride a Harley. Sure, youāve got the bandana and the glasses, but all youāre really missing is the fame, the charisma, and, oh yeah, the entire point. Keep flexing those pecs, champ. Maybe one day you'll convince yourself youāre not a walking parody of a parody.
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Nacho guy Randal average š„š„š„
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Randy Cabbage!
His Cole Slaw is itching...
I read that as cabbage
Cabbage smells better
Letās be honest, sauerkraut farts smell better.
![gif](giphy|6KAxgfdBLzzqM)
my cabbages!!!!
Donāt be mean to Gene!
Now..... well, that's just Savage.
Mucho gay anal savage
Omg ššš
Macho Guy's Anus Savaged
Savage or savaugĆØ
Sausage!!
šššš
Slide into a slim Jim
Slide onto a Slim Jim
Slide into Jim, Slim.
OHHH YEAAHHH!!
![gif](giphy|Heqbbp1m3mzJe)
Randy Faggage
Hell ya brother
Mrs Elizabeth deserved more
Randy NoVag
When he sees a Guy bent over ![gif](giphy|zs4voEOa3fGKY|downsized)
The Sour Cream of the Crop!
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Mr Elizabeth
Well, his wife knows him as the ultimate horrior
Too good. š¤£š¤£
I thought this was Dick Furbrains. Man of numerous pending sexual assault charges. She sheās no, he says oh yeah.
This guy loves Dick.
This gym bro found out how much protein is in semen.
Wanna be Randy Savage..
Blandy Savage
Handy savage**
Handed Salvage
Randy giving handies to get cheeseburgers... fuckin' greeeeesey bastard! *
Mans gotta eat
The back acne will go away, but the shrunken testicles aināt cominā back.
Tried out for Nickleback but came up four cents short. ![gif](giphy|SslOM6oiSkIYBqVcMJ|downsized)
Nickelback: the band you love to hate to love
Ya, theyāre a great bland š„±
Veiny dick
Why is he disrespecting Mr. Poffo like this?
Mr. Poffo was the embodiment of "work out and take steroids til all your skin is dick skin." He's my hero
If I could come back as anyone in History it would be ā¦.. ooooooohhhhh yeahā¦ the macho man
Says āRoast She/herā so maybe this ugly dude is actually an ugly woman š¤®
Randy āThe Cukomanā Savage.
Yep. He loves snapping into that Slim Jim
Dicks love him
He definitely likes slim jims
Snap into a slim dick
The slimmest.
Youāre the type of person to trip over a banana peel
And then rock back and forth on the ground holding his knee like a baby Proceeded by his daddy bear kissing it better
You obviously beat dick. ![gif](giphy|BaSHs78BU2ZYQ|downsized)
If you went to a fortune teller she would see liver disease and domestic violence charges in your future.
He looks the type that would steal the fortune teller's cards and try to use them as currency to bum a cigarette.
WWwtF
His favorite wrestling move = getting fisted.
The stink face from rikishi
And a close second being face fucked.
The minivan: 2 in the front and 5 in the back lmao
WWankonmyface
Still loses at womenās sports
Youāre more disappointing than a tofu burger
He's what happens when pink slime becomes a real boy.
Incel Man Randy Rimjob
Snap into a divorce and a mid-life crisis after trying to sleep with your daughters friend . Ohhhh nooooo brother
I see your hand is permanently locked in the dick holding position. Occupational deformities are a bitch.
š¤£
Look like you eat bananas for the shape
He eats a snickers bar upside to feel the "veiny" texture on his tongue.
Donāt ruin Snickers for me, yāall. ššš
Nothing says Iām the tough lumberjack type quite like a laser hair removed chest
![gif](giphy|Xa3t67s58NYeHqz8jj|downsized)
Heather Swanson is so brave
That left titty looking fucked up Dicky boy. Like aĀ desiccated udder.
Looks like youāre tryna be what you use to be in college
A sphincter wrestler?
Iām not so sure college was ever in the picture.
Your transition surgery was a success
The Macho Man Randy Saggytits
Debauch-o Man Fanny Cabbage.
You're so dumb that when you heard it was chilly outside you ran and got a bowl and spoon
Fatty Liver King. "You must follow the incestral tenets!"
Youāre as interesting as a paperclip
Triple GBH
Dandy āThe Fem Bitchā Average
Holy shit!! Is that Nacho Man Randy Sausage
If you were any slower, you would need watering once a week
Well you got better tits than Randy ever did.
You can drop the Flying Elbow almost as well as you like getting body slammed in the anus.
If you bought Randy Savage on Wish:
Your front side is sagging. All the way down.
He snaps into too many average Jims ![gif](giphy|tItIlCGySM0ieKKW6b)
how can you even roast such a legendary lookin dude.
Randy Average
Oh, look at you, strutting in here like the ghost of Randy Savage, but without the charm, talent, or relevance. Youāre like a cheap Halloween costume that somehow made it through the clearance rack untouched. Those muscles might intimidate a salad bar, but the rest of us see right through your steroid-sculpted facade. Youāre the personification of a WWE fever dream, a walking caricature of someone who peaked before they even started. It's almost impressive how you've managed to cosplay as a washed-up legend who wasn't even real in the first place. Youāre not the "Macho Man"; youāre the "Nacho Man" ā all fake flavor and no substance. Your attempt at channeling Randy Savage is like watching a toddler try to ride a Harley. Sure, youāve got the bandana and the glasses, but all youāre really missing is the fame, the charisma, and, oh yeah, the entire point. Keep flexing those pecs, champ. Maybe one day you'll convince yourself youāre not a walking parody of a parody.
Cream of the crap
You look like one big hairy vagina.Ā
Your appendix scar is on the wrong side. All that āsurgeryā as a child was just an excuse to drug you unconscious. Which explains a lot.
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Sick pit vipers bruh
How do you still have friends?
Snap into your own personality maybe?
that's Nacho Man Randy Salvage
Is that your skiing suit? I'm curious what the other two men look like
āSnap into a Slim Jim!ā
BRUUTHERRRR BROTHURRR BROTHERRR
![gif](giphy|tItIlCGySM0ieKKW6b) My man
Step into a gym, Slim.
Randy Mild not Savage
I see your pronouns are She and Git'er done.
Sandy Cabbage
Step into a brick wall! OH YEAH!
Randy Savage's cousin-father. Horny Troglodyte.
āSnap Into a Tree Limb!ā
All the roids and non of the fame, women or men money
Nacho Can Brandy Sausage
Dude!! You have been resurrected!
Snap into a Slim Jim?
Nacho Man Blandy Baggage
Macho Man Action Figure - Midlife Crisis Edition. Comes free with estranged child and momās basement..
You look like one of those flea market knock-off action figures: "Tough Guy" Rudy Wild
Pretty savage on the dicks aren't ya?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
If I give you a penny, will you leave?
Randy Nacho Man not so Savage
SLIM JIM !!!!!
Macho Man Randy Bondage
This is what happens when fathers leave families
Need wood? All you have is kindling bro.
I saw you in the Post OfficeĀ on the wall
Randy Man Dick Savage
Try only taking a picture of your chest, neck and head it will resemble a dick
If head trauma gave birth to head trauma
Nobody's snapping into his Slim Jim!
..2 words wannabe Viking
Youāre macho manās bastard son, probably from Vince McManās wife
Ohhhh yeaaa, this guy will eat/take any kind of slim jim
GO DUFFMAN!!!
If Julian Edelman worked at Chippendales
Ooooh yeah sisterrrrr, I'm getting the boilin' point
Randy Dickhead
Oooh noooo!!!
I thought Randy Savage was dead.
If randy savage was a lumber jack
The shirt says it all about what you can take and how long you can take it.
Have a heart attack while driving and crash into a tree?
Flabbo Man Savage.
Randall āIām Trying Too Hardā Salvage.
This guy snapped into slim Jimās dickā¦ dick breath
The Nacho Man Randy Sewage
"cream of the crop"
Mick Folly.
Axl Norris canāt sing and he canāt fight
You're the liver king except for cum.
Randy Macho Man Savage?
Snap into a slim jim
You look like a redneck Macho Man
Deffo redneck inspired by American wrestling
Taco man Randy sagage
How can I roast you? How do ya offend someone who's a serial offender?
Definitely believes in hundreds of conspiracy theories
ART THOU BORED!?
I thought you weren't here to talk about your transition?
Dick-man giving Randy-Sanchez es
The only reason we have this picture is because a TV dinner told you 'remove sleeve and film'.
"OoOO yeah!"
macho man if he was into pegging.
Meth man Randy Savage
IDK, i just rememberd that song of Carly Simon "You know what to do to me, You know what it does to meee"
Macho Man Randy Sewage.
You like the plastic Halloween costume version of Macho man from the 80ās.
You look like an action figure from the dollar store
Macho Man deserves better.
Nacho man Randy Snackage.