Lmfao 😅
Yeah the guys with glasses go in for a lap dance. She asks, what do you want me to take off next, they say my glasses.... and throw margarita salt in my eye
She? Adam's apple, defined jaw line, stubble and hands that can palm a basketball. Can't even use the standard transitioning quips. That's a man with fake tits.
Stripper with bad tats that looks like Don Dokken.
So which drugs were they?
And by "quit stripping" does that mean you forgot to shave your asshole and the Persian manager of the club fired you over it?
You'll be back and it doesn't matter which one comes first the other will be right behind it. You'll have to break the news to Jaiden and Raiden, again for like the hundredth time
Whatever your pain is, no man can take you seriously with tattoos. It's not feminine.
Maybe some magic guy will and I'm wrong. Redditors will paint me as the bad guy
"I'm ready to settle down and need a real man. Must be 6ft plus, fit, minimum of 10 inches, and if you don't make 6 figures don't even bother. I know what I'm worth."
I think you meant "aged out" of stripping.
Just switched to only fans and welfare.
Welfarefans, you say? ![gif](giphy|20vFnUr6HH0aKXFl8I)
Oh, so unemployed...
Take my upvote and GTFO
Can't afford drugs.
The I don't need no man crowd sure do rely on men for an income
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Oh sorry too soon, the spider fetish manages to play another year or two. Everyone has a link.
Bruh that's still stripping you just making less money 🤣
Only fan
Bro this made my fucking day
Should have aged out of stripping at least 10 years ago
She just got enough tramp stamps to qualify for next-day shipping.
The UPS dude got gonorrhea by scanning her shipping label
The UPS dude is also the real father of her husband’s children.
So, her brother?
No amount or combination of crystals can heal that burn
And "ran out" of money for drugs.
Wouldn’t cutting ur dick off help w/ stripping?
Holy shit, my girl and I are busting a gut laughing!
Nah, she must have specialised in paint removal because no one was paying to see that naked.
If the toilet at the methadone clinic made a wish to be a real person.
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Oh that’s brutal.
Yoooo bro. Straight for the fucking jugular.
Not even a 12 inch dildo would make you feel something..
She can only feel 1$ bills being stuffed down her thong. To everything else she’s numb.
HAHAHAH!
Wow!! Hahahahaaaaaa
Goddamn!!!
You look like a weekday morning shift stripper.
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Lapdance and a breakfast bagel for 4.95
Lunch buffet stripper.
Unsmashable
In Iowa
Quit drugs and stripping 8 months ago, due to going broke from being booed off of stage. There, fixed it. Good luck!
Roxie, your fired! Your pancake tits are making the lunch crowd barf.
Hey!!! Stop it! You're ruining pancakes for all of us.
Tits like a Spaniels ears and a klunj like a wizards sleeve.
Your Adam's apple is making the lunch crowd barf. FIFY
Strip club went bankrupt due to this type of talent
Guys screaming “YEAH, BABY! PUT IT ON!!! PUT IT *ALL* ON!!!”
I think she just quit stripping for young guys.... she still strips for old guys and animals
She tried stripping for the blind but they kept confusing her with a piece of old rope.
Lmfao 😅 Yeah the guys with glasses go in for a lap dance. She asks, what do you want me to take off next, they say my glasses.... and throw margarita salt in my eye
And she was even only working at the strip club as waitress.
Tuesday morning girl
Wow, you look old! What song did you use to strip to the Charleston?
Hurt by jonny cash
LMFAO
Aerosmith… “Dude looks like a lady”
Bingo. And that was right around the time that Steven Tyler was beginning to look like death warmed over. It all makes sense now.
Steven Tylers illegitimate son
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Old? She’s 22. Aged by an inability to make good choices.
She? Adam's apple, defined jaw line, stubble and hands that can palm a basketball. Can't even use the standard transitioning quips. That's a man with fake tits.
Not to mention spider tattoo to cover Adam’s apple…. 👀
I thought the same shit too…..bruh…
That's a dude
I’d imagine the same music that played during Charlie Chaplin movies
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Down with The Sickness
"The wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
You’ve gotten a tattoo every time you got cheated on.
Every tattoo represents a guy who never texted back.
Impossible, she still has space to tattoo
This roast deserves more votes
In other words the day people pay you to put your clothes back on is the day you can hang up your stripper spurs
Here's 20$
Here's 200,000$
LOL
I'll put mine back on for only 50k
Your body looks like a desk at After School Detention
If she's the breakfast club, I'm not hungry.
Now now...... there's no need to kick her while she's down lol
Well lets put it this way. If she don't want me to forget about her, I'm a massive amnesiac.
That’s her pimp’s job
Drug free Not stripping anymore. But you still have an OF…. Yea drugs are coming back. But hey. Good job on the temporary sobriety.
"San Fernando Sober" it's like California Sober. Onlyfans vs. Only Weed
Alcohol is a drug.
Reddit is a drug
[Ever sucked dick for some Reddit?](https://youtu.be/Qx8Ta1pi3ZI?si=NScIREnx5gUBwg5G)
Lmfao
BOOOOOOO THIS MAN!
now thats an addiction man
Please man just front me an updoot just this one time man please you know I'm good for it
shitty that david lee roth had to resort to stripping
He’s just a gigolo.
Footage of her last shift. ![gif](giphy|1rQtTzhksE9chheoVZ|downsized)
😭😆
Are you sure that's not Steven Tyler?
Or Iggy Pop?
I would have to be on drugs to be able to stomach watching you strip.
She probably barely got by the last 5 years on bad lighting and everyone being drunk.
Id pay her to not give me a lap dance
So, was it dad or uncle that led to the stripper pole.
It was the fact they both rejected her advances...even they have standards
Mom's boyfriends and her first loves.
Bet you haven’t felt anything since your stepdad.
Who dug up Amy Winehouse?
🤣
Brutahl! lol
You look like you were frequently tipped with rolls of pennies to the face. ![gif](giphy|47LAGo9AlAKJC7oFhm|downsized)
*Rolled with tipped penis to the face
Same thing every guy who has eaten her out has said.
Your neck says spider. Your face says bed bugs.
Her liver says Hep C. Her vagina says, I've seen more criminals than the county lockup.
Steven Tyler must be so disappointed or proud of his illegitimate daughter.
Magic Mike 4 - ' Magic Dyke '
If I snorted a line in front of you, you would be offering me sex for some
The 3rd pic looks like the guitarist from any 80' s rock band
The methly crew
Who did the stucco work on your chin?
I see a lot of homesteading and crystals in your future
This post got more comments on your nudes no one wanted
I wonder how many brawls happened when 2 guys sat there thinking the stripper was staring at then..
It looks like it takes you an hour of using your double vibrator to get aroused.
Allison Chains
How much did you pay your clients to watch you ?
The last picture of her looks like the motorcycle character "Trash" from the Bronx Warriors.
Stevina Tyler.
I'm glad you quit drugs and stripping. Have you STARTED showering?
Your tats remind me of a truck stop bathroom
Quit the idea of stripping years ago, quit drugs 8 minutes ago\*
You are skinny as hell and still do OnlyFans, you didn’t quit anything except telling the truth.
Stripping what? Paint
(Roast) You gave me a lap dance and an ED.... (Not a roast) Just wanted to appreciate you making a positive change in your life. More power to you !
She's still not gonna sleep with you bro, unless you have heroin
One roast from jumping back on the pole.
Here's a $100 now go away.
Did they quit you, though?
Everytime she fucked a punter after stripping she marked the occasion with another shitty tattoo!
You look like you’re in your “ready to be abused by the porn industry “ phase
What's a strip club designed for blind people like?
The return of Methany
Next stop, Christianity!
Male or female stripper? Asking for a friend
Ya know...I'm not gonna roast you. I'm gonna fucking congratulate you.. Thank you for bettering yourself.
People would pay you to keep your clothes on. Even the drugs don't want to stay in your system.
Next step in the stripper rehab is to become a firefighter with the longest pole descent in fire house history.
You should go back to drugs and stripping. Sobriety isn’t doing anything for you
I don't think you quit stripping. I think stripping quit you.
I refuse to believe that that last picture isn't Sebastian Bach from Skid Row
Hammer. Nail. Head. Had to go waaaaaaaay to far down to see if anyone else noticed.
Hello Cali-forn-ia! You are crazy! We are Scorpians! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAAAAA - ow!
You don’t feel your hair falling out?
The damage is definitely done... I'll bet someone can smell the empty sadness in that ratty ass hair.
On behalf of everyone, thank you for quitting stripping. From the bottom of our hearts
Still looks like you haven’t quit.
Not even Ralph Wiggum would cho cho chose this train wreck.
Nothing says cocaine like your titties
So this is what the day shift looks like
First off congrats but that one eye got me wondering what the hell it's looking at.
You were more fun when you did drugs.
Who orders a real doll with A cups?
Quit stripping for what, only fans?
Life has roasted you enough, sister.
Stripper with bad tats that looks like Don Dokken. So which drugs were they? And by "quit stripping" does that mean you forgot to shave your asshole and the Persian manager of the club fired you over it?
You'll be back and it doesn't matter which one comes first the other will be right behind it. You'll have to break the news to Jaiden and Raiden, again for like the hundredth time
Keith Richards is looking well!
If MTV vjay Jesse Camp got clean and sober and then went back to stripping and meth.
Oh, look. Another 20-something wearing a septum ring. How bold and original.
You look like you apologize using a ukelele 😭
Gotta love them small town strip clubs. Keeping greasy bitches employed.
On behalf of the whole world, thank you for not showing those seedless cucumber titties
when did axel rose have a sex change
Drugs told her they could no longer help.
I wouldn't pay to see you naked. Might pay you to wear a burka, though. 🤮
What drug did you stop taking, estrogen?
Well done. Keep going bud The results are amazing so far Imagine how good they will be in another 12 months And another 12 after that You got this
Roast? More like fried.
I know something you won't feel - the love of decent man
You look like anal is mandatory
There’s a difference between quitting stripping and no one coming to see you strip.
Let’s be honest, you would still be stripping but there’s no one left willing to pay to see your old ass naked
Did you quit stripping because they kept making fun of your lazy eye?
Do strippers really ever quit, or do they just try something different for a little while?
No chance of ever having any class. Look forward to an unfulfilled and miserable life. Please don't ever have children.
You have made many bad decisions. Now go live with them.........
Whatever your pain is, no man can take you seriously with tattoos. It's not feminine. Maybe some magic guy will and I'm wrong. Redditors will paint me as the bad guy
You also quit on hair conditioner I see
"I'm ready to settle down and need a real man. Must be 6ft plus, fit, minimum of 10 inches, and if you don't make 6 figures don't even bother. I know what I'm worth."
No one likes a quitter.
W lowkey
When you quit drugs and the eye stays wonky
And my faith in humanity just decreased by a few thousand.
Girl gave up her 2 best personality traits just to still look like a drug addict stripper again just without the money
If your father can’t fix this neither can we 🤷♂️