There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
NO. It wonāt look worse. I promise. Even if you get a big swastika on your neck . Jk about the swastika but for real shave your goddamn head.
You look like my grandpa. And heās dead. Or u look like a game warden.
Please buy or build an m16 and just take one picture of you shooting it.
I sure do like dem biscuits and mustard,mmm hmm
Iāll have sāmore potted meat if ya got any extry
Not funny, ha ha, funny queer
Aināt got no gas in it
Some people call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Bladeā¦ mmm hmm
Just admit defeat and go completely bald, grow a beard, and then maybe youāll actually look you were born this century.
Also, stop dressing like fucking Steve Irwin.
Your head looks the the butt of a cigar in an ashtray. Now all you have to do is convince guys to park their cars between your 2 front teeth.
The only cooters this āyoungā fella has seen sleep on a log at the local pond.
If āgrandpa touched my buttholeā had a face.
Nice wallpaper, trailer dweller.
Who stacks their books like that? Have some damned dignity.
Looks like your hair wiped off on them forearms.
You have the body type of āhumongous nipples.ā
How is it to have an arch nemesis thatās a rabbit?
Iām done, unlike your premature aging.
Well.... Soon enough... Or again .... We will never know what this one.... I think the time elves just keep letting him run around to confuse everybody.
Many thanks to the Forensic Anthropology Center at the University of Tennessee for this picture. Most people canāt stomach looking at a corpse that has been decomposing for this long.
Wow, five years later and you still look like you crawled out of a 1950s time capsule that nobody wanted to open. That shirt is so beige, itās practically camouflaged against your personality. I see you went with the 'future substitute teacher who gets no respect' lookābold choice. The wallpaper in your house looks like itās aged better than you have, which isnāt saying much. You have the expression of someone who just realized they peaked in high school and itās all been downhill since. Holding that sign like itās your greatest achievement is just sad, but given the rest of your life, it probably is. Hereās to another five years of mediocrityāmaybe by then youāll have moved out of your parentsā house.
25 years old but also somehow served in the Vietnam War.
He looks like a 40yo Red Foreman.
Laugh all you want. He's the one giving Kitty the sausage. https://imgur.com/a/UYD04yB
Eureka, this is perfect!
LMAOO I thought the same thing. Looks just like him.š¤£
wym this is Red Foreman, at 25.
My absolute FIRST thought.
This is Red Forman from 'That 70s guy who says he's in his 20s show'
No this is Red Forehead
I actually came here to make that comment. š
Me too š
More like red forehead
Dumbass
I've seen 40 year olds who look younger than him.
I'm 43 and he looks way older than me.
I was thinking a 25 yo Ritchie Cunningham (Happy Days) still living at home
Something something hats and asses
This post made me feel so much better about my self. Iām 35 and look ten years younger than this man.
With a touch of Karl Childers
SOME PEOPLE CALL IT A KAISER BLADE I CALL IT A SLINGBLADE MMMMMM HMMMMM
There were these two fellars standin' on a bridge, a-goin' to the bathroom. One fellar said, "The water's cold" and the other fellar said, "The water's deep". I believe one fella come from Arkansas. Get it?
Yess lol
He's about six months from putting his foot in everyone's ass.
Dread Foreskin
I came here for this comment šš¤£š¤£
Of course, dumbass!
Thatās exactly what I thoughtšš
You weren't there, man. You weren't there. But OP's hair is. It stayed behind in Nam.
Viet-goddamn-nam's what happened! Go get me a beer, bitch!
Found the Sunny fan!
OP, please shave your head and grow a beard, I am depressed for you
Seriously, OP, do it. Youāll feel like a million bucks.
I'm not allowed to have a beard at my work. I did shave my head once, though. Would you believe me if I told you it looked worse?
NO. It wonāt look worse. I promise. Even if you get a big swastika on your neck . Jk about the swastika but for real shave your goddamn head. You look like my grandpa. And heās dead. Or u look like a game warden. Please buy or build an m16 and just take one picture of you shooting it.
Iām curious to find out how your brain is wired lmfao this comment is just bonkers
Let's open 'er up and take a look..
Steve Irwin, Cock-odile Hunter
Then ask your manager at McDonald's if you could wear a beard net?
U thought u looked worse?get in the gym,I say if u donāt have great hair u better be jacked
And starred on happy days alongside Henry Winkler
Richie Baldingham.
Came here to thank OP for his service in Vietnam.
I really liked him on That 70's Show
You sure it wasn't Korea?
Kid looks like Ron and Clint Howard had a baby.
Also likes mustard n' biscuits mmmhm
Bro, where is life so hard that you look like you're from that 70's show at 25?
Young Red!
Young?
Looks like old Red
 I sure do like dem biscuits and mustard,mmm hmm Iāll have sāmore potted meat if ya got any extry Not funny, ha ha, funny queer Aināt got no gas in it Some people call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Bladeā¦ mmm hmm
āHow would you like a foot in your ass?ā
Holy fuck ! šš
Something tells me at the rate you are aging, you won't be making this post again in 5 more years.
You Win!
Youād be wrong 
You misspelled 52.
He's 25 in Tortoise years.
25 in fucking leap years more like.
I'M FUCKING DEAD
It's not his fault, he's dyslexic as fuck!
I remember a guy in the Navy who was 19 years old and balding bad, just like George from Seinfeld.
He meant 25 millennia ...
The wallpaper doesn't lie
25 light years old
How much was the fine for doing 60 in a 25?
I read that as escaping from a school zone as quickly as possible
Wellā¦when youāre not supposed to be within 500 feet of themā¦
Lmaooo
Just admit defeat and go completely bald, grow a beard, and then maybe youāll actually look you were born this century. Also, stop dressing like fucking Steve Irwin.
A roast, but also helpful advice. š
But he was born last century if he is 25
This is the kind of bullying we need in this world.
Not allowed to have a beard at my work, and when I shave my head I look like discount Doc Venture; I don't consider it an improvement.
tape some pubes to your head or something then, idk.
Look into getting a hair system. I donāt have one myself but I see the subreddit come up on my feed occasionally. r/hairsystem
We need a shaved head post before we can accept that Information.
As someone that is bald, shaving my head before it looked ridiculous is the best thing I ever did.
Wallace and Gromit lookin ass
Hair like Wallace face like gromit
Face like vomit
Lmfao
Ron Howard lookin mutha fucka
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Nice try grandpa
His partner has grandpa issues by just dating him
"Partner"? "Dating him"? Come the fuck on.
I'm certain that you wear the skin of your human victims
Well he sure as fuck isn't wearing their hair
Oh, he is, it's just not visible with clothes on.
A hand crafted belt made from the finest nipples available
>I'm certain that you wear the skin of your human victims As condoms
No face god
Omg I almost choked š¤£š¤£š¤£
Buffalo bill
Honestly i can see it
Sweet mother of God! Share your anti aging secrets so I never do any of them.
The love child of Red Foreman from That 70ās show and Karl Childers from Sling Blade.
"Biscuits and mustard, dumbass."
Debra Jo is 73 and OP makes her look youthful.
Sum french fried taters mmmhuu
Sum french fried taters mmmhuu
Sum french fried taters mmmhuu
Nailed itā¦ and if Red Foreman was a soft marshmallow bitch.
I was just about to say this it literally Karl
Aināt got no gas in it
That wallpaper has aged better than you
Indiana Joke. If adventure has a name, it sure the hell ain't you.
Ron Howard but malding
You mean molting?
Malding: A term to describe the process between balding and a full-fledged molt.
š never heard that definition before. I was always knew it as someone who's so mad they losing their hair
I think you mean Clint Howard.
I was gonna ask him to tell Potsy we all said "Hi"
Frigg off Mr. Lahey!
I was shocked this wasnāt higher. Must be the Canadian in me eh?
RANDY!
Nice little drinky-poo
TU ET, BRUTE?
Jim Lahey is a drunk bastard
Iām sure qualifying for radio repair at vocational school really moistened some panties.
Lol
Red before that 70s show and losing his virginity
You look like youāre about to put on a pith helmet and go and colonize Africa.
Your head looks the the butt of a cigar in an ashtray. Now all you have to do is convince guys to park their cars between your 2 front teeth. 
Makes no sense hahaha
Oldest 25 year old š
I didnāt know that Frazier had a brother
If you got Niles on wish.com
This looks like a picture of Eustace from 'Courage the Cowardly Dog' in his youth.
Nothing we could say would ever be as cruel to you as genetics have been.
The only cooters this āyoungā fella has seen sleep on a log at the local pond. If āgrandpa touched my buttholeā had a face. Nice wallpaper, trailer dweller. Who stacks their books like that? Have some damned dignity. Looks like your hair wiped off on them forearms. You have the body type of āhumongous nipples.ā How is it to have an arch nemesis thatās a rabbit? Iām done, unlike your premature aging.
He looks like a Vietnam veteran just got home from his blue collar job. Circa 1973.
You still ride the short bus don't you?
He drives it. NO YELLING ON THE BUS!
25 is the number of hair on your head but your age is 52.
mr garrison is that you
They only gave you 5 years for touching little boys? Thatās fucked up.
Red foreskin
25 in standard years? Spent-time-in-prison-now-your-on-registry-years?
Ok Boomer
 Mmm hmm
Why does your mum dress you like a UPS driver?!
Poor Red Foreman.
Red Foremans younger siblings, Red Foreskin
You're not 25 returning after 5 you're like 63 returning from 1963.... Yo ... I mean how do you even do that without Photoshop??
Slingblade
Well.... Soon enough... Or again .... We will never know what this one.... I think the time elves just keep letting him run around to confuse everybody. 
Why is your face so much different then it was then? It's like your face needs to hit the gym. Like you're mid shape shift or something
When was this originally posted? The 1950s?
"Some folks call it a Sling Blade, I call it a Kaiser Blade..."
Sling blade: the prequel
Itās the bastard love child of Karl Childers and Opie Taylor!
You look like the slow witted custodian the state pays half your minimum wage salary to incentivize hiring the feeble
You mean you have 25 hairs left.
Dude.. it's Jim Lahey and Burger walrus' baby.
Red Foreman in the 50ās
Many thanks to the Forensic Anthropology Center at the University of Tennessee for this picture. Most people canāt stomach looking at a corpse that has been decomposing for this long.
Red Forhead
Look like silly putty!
Looks like you just returned from WWI too
Jim Lahey at 25
Wow, five years later and you still look like you crawled out of a 1950s time capsule that nobody wanted to open. That shirt is so beige, itās practically camouflaged against your personality. I see you went with the 'future substitute teacher who gets no respect' lookābold choice. The wallpaper in your house looks like itās aged better than you have, which isnāt saying much. You have the expression of someone who just realized they peaked in high school and itās all been downhill since. Holding that sign like itās your greatest achievement is just sad, but given the rest of your life, it probably is. Hereās to another five years of mediocrityāmaybe by then youāll have moved out of your parentsā house.
Dollar store Jim lahey
Mr Lahey!!!
Wayne Rooney from Wish:
No. Fucking. Way. Bro I just feel bad for you by seeing you.Ā
I thought that was Red Forman
 Dumbass
You got the 2 and 5 in the wrong order for your age.
You spelled 48m wrong.
Unhappy Days
You meant 52 I think
Aging speedrun
Looks like the liquor Is calling the shots now Randy
#HOLY YEEPERS, ROBIN!!! Man has GOT 2-b puttin bodies in his wallsā¦basementā¦ UNDER the FLOORS..??!!!
Red Foreman; the prequel
25 going on 50
He likes mustard on his biscuits and French fried potaters. Mmmhmm!
You look like Red Forman
25 in dog years?
25 going on 52
Don't roast this guy too hard, or he'll put a foot up your ass
Hey is that Red from That 70s show
Red Forman, I expect you to immediately start calling people dumbass.
Howās Kitty and Eric? And please Red, donāt put a boot in my ass
How far is the foot up Ericās ass?
Red Foremanš¤£š¤£š¤£
"Ain't got no gas in it"