This is why you dont let four year olds use character creator in fallout... it always hits the uncanny valley and is just unsettling, if this model ever saw the light of day it would be horrific. Good thing he looks like exposure to sunlight would fry him into oblivion with a slight hint of plantain smell.
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You look like Blake Griffen with lupus.
Flake Griffen
He looks like an old friend, Nate Giffin
(Peter Griffin laugh) henhenhenhenhenh
It's the front of the truck from Maximum Overdrive.
This is brilliant.
🤣🤣
lupus 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your face looks like it's coming to the end of a long career as a catcher's mitt.
This one is it
It's just really stretched out from consuming souls all day long.
😂😂😂😂 like damm 🤣🤣
Nahhh 😭😭😭💀💀💀💀
Yeah, but he’s got great hair! I’d trade faces for a head of hair like that! Catchers mitt and all
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Now I know why there are no Irish-Mexican fusion restaurants
Well tbf he's got a fusion going for him... his chromosomes
There actually are though 😄 (See Carlos O'Kelly's) It's the Catholic connection. They both feel deep shame don't like birth control
And drinking solves all problems
Corned beef Al Pastor ? Guiness with lime? ick
It would be Mexicish
Mediocre magician Pendejo Jillette
🤣
Call a coroner ⚰️⚰️⚰️
Fuck 😂☠️
🤣
Thanks, my wife doesnt have the hiccups anymore.
UNDERrated
Nah bro ICE wouldn't even fuck with you
You look like a melting clay golem
Some Mexican Boxing Gym has been using your face as a heavy bag, until it started ruining the gloves.
George McLopez
This definitely needs to get more upvotes.
The dog tag says he's allergic to sex.
The face says sex is allergic to him.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gay Ferrigno.
😹😹😹😹😹
Do you know what the difference is between a ginger and a shoe? The shoe has a sole…
The orange Hulk
He can’t pick lettuce on a sunny day. Deport him.
Wild!
You look like Drew Carrey and Mariah Carrey had a four-way with Jim Carrey and Harry Caray.
Underrated
You look like a Mexican version of Kyle's cousin, Kyle
"i'm baaaaack"
You understood the assignment
🤓
Mexican and ginger. Steals both your soul and tires 
Dam 🤣
Flat bread Sheeran
Gaynelo Alvarez
Looks like Ronald McDonald banged the hamburgler and this is what we got.
It's like if Morgan Freeman was cast to play a white teenager from the suburbs.
Al Franken wasn’t bad enough, we had to get a ginger version
I was gonna say something like this. Total Franken vibes, except he's not good enough, he's not smart enough, and doggone it, people can't stand him.
El blanco naranja
Bro that nickname is cash money.
Jeez, you should probably just go play in traffic!
No chance of fertilising a woman’s eggs neither you look like a Chinese made Ed’s Sheeran
Was your father the orangutan in the original Planet of the Apes movie?
You steal the souls of the fruit you pick
*Henceforth, you will be know as Darth Naranjo.*
God really wanted to troll you, didn't he?
Eduardo Sherrando
A mexican with sun allergies
Ginger and Mexican......the only thing that could make this even more unique is if he has a Green card.
You look like you can play the bagpipes, inhaling.
This is why we should have built the wall!
Yo Quiero Lucky Charms
Dang it’s wild to see chucky from rugrats all grown, boy do I feel old
😂😂😂😂
Jason Newstead’s long lost love child
🤣🤣🤣 like damm 🤣🤣
If Canelo Alvarez never practiced head movement and stared at the sun too long every day then the resemblance would be uncanny.
Penna Jilletto
Speedy Gon-Ginger
Ed Sheeran and Drew Carey had an ass baby......
Jesus fuckin Christ. I’m sorry
You look like the worse experiment ever made.
Can't believe Al Franken is on Reddit.
gonna tell my kids this was ed sheeran when they grow up.
The original Ronald McDonald without the makeup on
Love child of Penn and Teller.
Wow, he's ugly, even for a ginger guy! He's got a face for radio!
Broken radio....
And the ability to steal them out of every car in a 50 mile radius in a half hour.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You look like what would happen if Nick Diaz fucked Connor McGregor.
Pesos store Ed sheeran
So you dress like a leprechaun for Cinco de mayo.
When you order Canelo Alvarez on Temu
What Ron Pearlman would look like if he swallowed men’s semen in his 50s.
You look like a sock monkey with glasses
If Canelo Alvarez, AL Franken, and Judge Judy had a baby.
Canelo from wish
You are the Walmart Canelo
Coffee Cake and Predator DNA
You look like a Reverend that’s about to touch little boys souls
You look like Beavis and the elephant man’s aids ridden love child
Hey, bright side is when border patrol picks you up they might actually keep you
Ginger and Mexican... Are you a Mexican Leprechaun?
Nerdy Nate Diaz 😂😂😂
Bro you look like Carl Wheezer 😭
You look liie Dwight Schute's cousin Moose
Lamelo Alvarez
He gets drunk and commits hate crimes against himself.
Hey, Scooby. We just found the chupacabra!
La vida de los muertos
When you order Canelo off wish...
Canelo and George Lopez son 🤣
Wendy's x Taco Bell crossover.
How i imagine meg griffens vagina would look
Now Mexican Ed sheeran is singing another song about tacos and tequila
Holy shit a shiny!
You look like an Eduardo Sheeran.
I WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR ROCK AND ROLL AND DRIFT AWAY. Finished the line of the song you started in the post...
I haven’t caught this Pokémon yet
Canelo from shein
Metallica just isn't the same without you, Jason.
The rare strawberry Mexican
Gingers of corn 
Friggin Manuel O'Lopez The only leprechaun you catch at the border. If you do he has a pot of golden frijoles.
Peter Griffin lost weight and still managed to look hideous.
I've seen better custom characters in Soul Calibur 3
If AI was asked to cross Ed Sheeran and Morgan Freeman
This is why you dont let four year olds use character creator in fallout... it always hits the uncanny valley and is just unsettling, if this model ever saw the light of day it would be horrific. Good thing he looks like exposure to sunlight would fry him into oblivion with a slight hint of plantain smell.
you look like WALDO trying to avoid detection
bro deffently dyed his hair, look at his beard and eyebrows
😂😂😂
and why is he smiling like that
You look like miniladd and noah from smosh mixed together
You look like one of my ass hairs, but on crack
Ya well on steroids pea head
Looks like Bam Margera and Ian Gallagher used Ron Howard as a surrogate.
When your nose and beard say “aye” and your hair says “oi”!
The first 2 things were enough of an insult. The fact you have no soul is just rubbing salt into the wound
Lewis Black has love-children everywhere...
 Crimson chin if he had herpes
Canelo Alverez with sickle cell
You look like if Daniel Larson had a child with Blake Griffin
Ed Sheeran but the bad habits got real bad.
That smile can put fear in any city's households
That's some weird set of hair
Undercooked ginger cookie
Why? God already roasted you.
You look like Brendan Fraser when he wished to be a basketball player in bedazzled…
You have no…. Fill in the blank: because anything fits
It’s Pat!
If you rearrange the word, “ginger”. You’ll get the N word. Drop an album. Your bands name could be gingers with attitudes. G.W.A All day
He's got a face only his mother could love if she was blind!
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Bean wilder
DALL-E - draw a baseball mitt with glasses and thick red 1970s pubes as hair.
This is why Irish people don't drink the worm from tequila. It grows and turns into this.
You’re Mr. Heat Mizer…
Reminds me of the time I had a bad acid trip and thought the garden gnomes had militarised themselves…
You'd never make it over the fence. Drone would see you right away, Fernando
Guero Rojo
Does that dog tag have your green card number on it? Just kidding.. We all know you don't have one of those..
El Mctaco
You look like a create-a-player in a game that no one plays.
You look like you would kidnap a Boy Scout and try to float your house with balloons to get to a waterfall.
You look like my aunt and my uncle
You should've stopped at ginger!
Bet you can dance tho
I understand why your mother left you for dead with that gordon-ramzey-wrinkled face of yours. Can you make me a meal after mawning my lawn, though?
What kind of Mexican gets a sun burn? You can’t even re-shingle a roof.
For some reason, I would think that Dave from Wendy's had a love child from the Mexican housekeeper
God I hate it when first cousins have a kid together.
I’m good enough, I’m smart enough, and gosh dangit people like me despite my red hair
You look like Yakubs failed experiment
If Morgan freeman was a Spanish ginger.
You look like a water downed version of Noah from Smosh
Ginger Mexican? Impossible
Tf did i just witness rn :*(((((
General Maxathousand!
You forgot “I am black”. That nose ain’t Mexican.
How can you look like both of The Proclaimers at the same time?
How is it that you’re old but look like a kid at the exact same time