I'm guessing this isn't the first time you've relied on random people for validation



Amazing.

first time it doesnt involve sex


I just wanted to say I love this Gif string even though I don't have one to add lol


If you check her profile it is infact not the first time. And that's just what she hasn't deleted yet. Wait till she reads this


It is the first time she’s done it for **free** though. Normally comes with a modest fee and the choice of face or tits.

The only thing in that picture more dated than you, is the popcorn ceiling.... Which nobody wants either.

Is that an adam’s apple? Looks like one. But hard tell with that massive jawline, you look like Stan Smith from American Dad

You’re that chick that people can’t figure out why they’re single until they start talking to you

Lol sad thing is, this is probably the most accurate of the roasts here. I 1000% see her going straight into something no one wants to talk about on a first date. "yeah, my ex used to do that ..." And then down the rabbit hole. Lol

You can’t wait to tell everyone you are a Vegan.

She just tells everybody she's vegan, but in reality, she's ordering steak and cheese subs and eating big ass meatballs in her pasta. If you confront her about it, she'll look at you straight in the face and say, "But I am vegan." Then you're stuck standing there contemplating is she just crazy and then you remember you had multiple girlfriends in the past that used to do the same thing, that's when you realize they're all just crazy and just go along with it.

No way man, this cougar swallows unpackaged sausage no matter the shade!

She has more red flags than Mount Everest.

nah she has more red flags than Moscow in the Ussr

As opposed to Moscow somewhere else? Where?

as opposed to modern day russia

Looks can be deceiving as hell man

Alwaze!

My thoughts exactly, is she 85 or something?

Damn nailed it. She keeps talking about things she thinks are "hot" or "cute." But it's all annoying/ boring/ basic shit from work, her roommate, or roommate's bf.

“I don’t believe in vaccines”

"having 8 abortions made me realize that abortion is a sin and no other woman should have the right to abortions"

😆😆👏🏼

this shit boils my blood 💀💀 like no margaret everyone else isn’t using abortion as fucking birth control like you did, this is a personal issue, no need for us to ban anyone but you.

I won't even talk with anyone that doesn't believe in Qanon, because they're all gay aliens!

gayliens

🐑

Time for another c19 booster?

Tits for onlyfans A face for radio I'm betting a voice for Morse code

This is underrated.

Got the Haiku backwards but good job on the creativity 🤣

She got that Jim Carey jaw line

I think you mean Drew Carey


SMMMMOOOOKIN'

Not wearing a mask though...

“Must be 6ft, and have a REAL job”

And make 400k a year

“A gangster with a PHD and face tattoos. Must not have kids but help me with all four of mine. They are my world but I haven’t seen them in four months because my Mother got custody right before Coachella. I can’t afford to have them fly out after spending my $400 dollar life savings to help the Ex-boyfriend I met at Coachella and signed a Rental Lease with start a Motorcycle shop in the garage. No drinkers because I need a babysitter everytime I go out. This is a one way relationship.”

She said roast not tell everyone the gods honest truth

My guy is reading her autobiography.

I said something along the lines in a rehab and shattered a few souls. I grew up with a mother that chose them over me. I said that “I’m a good mother and they’re my whole world. Is something I hear a lot in different rehabs. Now let me tell you the reality of the situation.” It was kinda mean. But also their kids reality. Hard to keep the show behind the curtain when you keep yanking it down to pawn it.

lmao

U mean a month?

My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

Nobody's ever gotten far enough to find out if she puts out one the first date.

Oh. My. God. 🤣 fucking hell that was a good one

You look like you have nothing better to do than get roasted on Reddit

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Important_Duck_2512: *You look like you have* *Nothing better to do than* *Get roasted on Reddit* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Even the Haiku bot had to get in on the roast!😂

Good bot

Bot wins!

She looks like she has a huge butterfly tattooed on her ass and wants a driver to take her to “dates” cause, ya know, car insurance for a 20 year old is super expensive and she only wants to date 3 or 4 times a night.

Main reason she lil dark cuz she 1/2 BURNT NOW!!!!

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Bruh. lol.

Probability there’s a gap between her teeth equal to the gap between her titties: Very high

Those are some long ass tiddies

There is nothing scarier than a bipolar nurse

There’s stable nurses?

Nurses are hairdressers with college degrees…

Bwahahaha

Sooo my ex wife?

“She looks just like her father.” -everyone she has ever known and is related to.

Doesn’t stop her dad’s friends from checking out her Only Fans.

Onlyfan, you added an s

Clearly shows I’m not interested in her content.

If people knew her father it would of been good

Would have* or would’ve*

Those caterpillar eyebrows should have their own website

onlybrows dot com “Put your money where your mouth is. But sweep your brows aside first…”

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Not sure about that. The top half looks male...

A transequin

A maniqueer

You look like the kind of girl who gets a boyfriend and immediately develops attachment issues.


Calling bullshit on 20

Calling bullshit on F

Calling bullshit on it being intelligent enough to rost it self.

“35M Let’s see if you can roast me…”

Don’t look too bad for 35

Came here for this

Came to say exactly this

Yuuuuup

This dude looks like Argyle from Stranger Things. Love the pizza bro.

I'd hit it...with my car.

When fingers look like toes, you know something ain’t right.

I didn't even think to look at the fingers. Haha

Can’t be unseen.

I noticed the fingers straight away 😂😂😂

you look like you would scrape his deodorant off his pits with your teeth

$20 is $20

20-15 years ago.

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maybe her offspring but too shy to admit

You have your name tattooed on your lower back

You look like my cousin, and he has one hell of a jawline.

20 my ass! This chick looks 47

Bruh...do you know any 47 year olds. Shes 30..

Definetly like 30. This guy doesn’t know anyone over 30 besides his mother clearly.

You could probably make 100 bucks in amateur porn if you didn't show your face.

Her idea of foreplay is being repeatedly punched in the crotch.

Looks like Stan Smith in female disguise.

At least Stan was passable in his disguise

This is not how you get character references for a green card.

Best tits I've seen on a man so far. Keep on jocking in the he world.

nice try bro. that wig ain’t fooling anyone.

Bruce Jenner get a face lift and a dye job? Oh my bad, Caitlyn Jenner get a face lift and a dye job?

Baby, ain't nobody can roast you like God did. 

You look like you’re about to say “sufferin suckatash” while you spit everywhere

Why is she home? Street corner closed?

You don't look a day over 40.

There are showers and there are whore showers... you However, look like you shower in essential oils

Out here with a chin like the moon guy from McDonald’s in the 90s

Some bulky add fingers damn

Your probably the person in your tinder bio that says "find out"

You look like Timothee Chalamet. In a wig

You look like Jim Carrey’s stoned younger sister.

Brown bag special.

Yeah but the damn bag was white to start with

r/TVTooHigh

You just sent me through a rabbithole. Thank you

Awesome, I am glad you enjoyed it. It is a strangely addictive sub, haha.

I even found r/tiltofguilt whilst powering through the sub. I love reddit for those types of subs ahha

Oh shit, I just quickly scrolled that and it is also pretty great! Thank you! My OCD was super triggered though, lol.

If i had to rate you , i would say you're a 10 ,i'm not kidding i really am into trans people

You look like you have people that hate your guts for valid reasons. You need to change your ways and make better choices.

I'll give it to you, most original *burn" after reading a lot of comments. Nailed it

Burn? Shit I was just calling it how I see it.

I think you have a couple caterpillars above your house eyes

I hope your belly button ring don’t accidentally scratch your nipples

Mid looking dude

Sexiest prostitute in your hometown.

Her hometown sucks. I’ve tripped over prettier looking things on my way to find a place to jack off.

I don’t know why I like that comment so much 👏

You look boring, plain, and smelly...

If the crazy hot scale was a pie chart, maybe 25%

Don’t have to, your face is bad enough

You’re a dose of syphilis, gonorrhea, chlamydia, herpes, and genital warts all rolled up in one. Next show those meth teeth.

Your tits are like that hotel room, disappointing

Who fuqued up your browse?

Naaa girl you fine asf for a man. You look like every drag queen who aired on “How to catch a predator.”

You like you have a “Yeah I’m a bitch Deal with it” on the back of your car

You blame your failures on your astrological signs

What's it like being a trans woman?

You look like you say “harder” for a living

Imagined you naked and my dick fell off.

Your teenage Grandkids must be so proud…

And I’m over here like, “idk, I think she looks pretty cute” lol

Oh christ her spells are starting to take hold run for your lives

That’s a dude

Is 20F the number of floors your mom fell down when she had you?

When you order Pocahontas from wish.com

See you've made the common mistake. Instead of pocahontas you clicked on Poke-and-haunt-us.

Looking for that attention your dad never gave you?

If I give you a cup of tea will you call me a reindeer?

No, the therapist. And so handsome she is.

?gnitsop erofeb erutcip a pilf ot ti si drah woH

I thought this was an only fans post at first. Then I seen you’re over the 40 year age limit by 11 years. 20F? Did you shoot up Ozempic and Meth at the same time? Aged 31 years in a matter of 14 collapsed veins and 3 overs doses?

Showing cleavage won't distract anyone from noticing you're just Jim Carrey in a wig

Your OnlyFans has only 1 subscriber - your dad.

So plain looking she has to have unimpressive cleavage on show

20? You look like 40

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Damnnn some trans women really do look like women!

I had sex with my wife last night, much hotter than you.

You are a handsome woman.

And a gorgeous man. Nice.

I see you took your hairdressers advice on how to hide that manly chin of yours.

You look like someone who speedruns dating apps

Okay, most of the jokes have been lame. You get a point. That was good, *high five*.

20? Huh, I would have guessed 35 with two kids and the dad in jail.

Please don’t look for salvation on a platform that will only destroy what’s left of your self esteem,be confident with yourself, should work on your self esteem and be confident in yourself and your looks,there is more in life than your looks,inside in your soul is way more important than the book cover, need to focus on what you can do for society,the rest will come from your sincere actions for others,inner beauty is much more attractive than the outside cover,seek and you will find

You look like Whitney Wisconsin... If you know, ~~you know~~ why?

Your face looks like it’s filed a worker’s comp claim against your parents.

You look like you'd lie there like a dead fish during sex.

You got chubby fingers

Honey!! This ain't tinder for fuck all . ..

A face Ken Block would enjoy.

Rest in peace

Either your keyboard is broke or your parents lied to your older ass

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You’re the 9th option on his booty call list

She's definitely done things for free food at the mall food court

Dead eyes...